Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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and hang it at the head of your bed. The hairs, being thirsty, will come forth for a drink. The aspirant should then quickly tie a knot in the hair and it will stay out. P. S. Please dont take this too seriously. HI sure fixed Tommy. Heill never copy again. HHow did you do that? HSimple. He used to copy all my answers. I thought I would teach him a lesson, and consequently in the final exam I put down the wrong answers. He copied them and flunked the course. HGee, that's great, but how did you get through? nGosh, I never thought of thatf' e-U. of S. Calif. Wampus. OH, YEAH? 1. A barn swallow cannot swal- low barns and a barn cannot swale low! 2. A day-bed is not used in the day-time and task anyone who has slept in oney it is NOT a bed! 3. Most college students do not go to college and they are NOT students. 4. A student newspaper is not handled by students and it is NOT a newspaper! 5. Final examinations do not ex- amine and they are NOT final! tOn receipt of a selfeaddressed stamped envelope. we shall be glad to steam off the stamp and keep itJ eWisconsin Octopus. We Wish You Succ ess LEI B 9 mm; 4 ,GLAegigAaelNT ; 6l-65-67 WEST lg SOUTH SALT LAKE CITY Lester J . Strong Delicious True Fruit Punches for Dances, Parties, Weddings, etc. First Class Serving Service if Desired The Bluebird Residence Hy. 8462 Hy. 4879-J J ackson School of Dancmg New Locatione257 E. 3rd 30. Ballroome-TapeAcrobaticeBallet HJackson Hall', may be rented for Social Parties IRA ROSE Spencer Confectionery Ice Cream, Fountain Service, Candy, Films 1087 East 9th South Phone Hyland 8466 mg 229 gm-

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Enlargements, Photo Supplies, Photo Finishing, Color Prints of Scenic Utah Reasonable prices, prompt service, best quality work UTAH PHOTO MATERIALS Co. 27 W. So. Temple, Salt Lake City Opposite Temple Square Rosell School of Music Teachers of VIOLIN PIANO SAXOPHONE VOICE Was. 1735 Studio 44V; South Main St. EAT YOUR LUNCH AT Temple Pharmacy SAFE MILK CCORDING to the world,s foremost authorities, the only safe milk is that Which is pro- perly pasteurized. And this re- quires special, scientific equipment such as is used at the Clover Leaf- Harris Dairy. Are you getting this superior, selected milk at your home? If not, phone us today. Wasatch 2177 Cor. Main and North Temple KODAKS AND KODAK FINISHING DRUGS, PRESCRIPTIONS, STATIONERY CL0VER LEAF-HARRIS Free Prompt Delivery MILIi PHONE WAS. 6020 BEARD FORMULA Well, students, now that last year has gradually gone and is now merely a bright light in a dark past we have at least learned one thing, and that is that high schools running under the 11 year plan cannot conduct beard raising contests. We tried one at L. D., but due to the fact that some of the students entered in the contest would graduate within 2 years it was closed before any beards of constituents other than charcoal or egg yolk made their appearance. Bro. Harris examined all contestants under the microscope, but no signs of fuzz could be found, so first and second places were called a tie: all of the girls tying for first and the fellows for second. The prizes, which consisted-of a powder puff and a knitting set were donated to the Salvation Army with the compliments of the student body oflicers and the Gillette Razor Company. Bro. Porter has worked out the following formula for raising a mustach and he says if it is followed closely, beard raising contests may be held in the future; here's his formulaahold everything and read slowly: Before retiring at night rub the upper lip well with salt. You must then get a pail of water -ng 228 it'-

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Woolen Wear Overcoats Lagoon Sweaters Girls and Sex Ties Ladies Dresses The Fun S at o Utalf, . , p f Su1ts Blankets 35c Round Trip Made in Utah Via Bamberger Electric The Original Auto Admission SOC Per Car UTAH WOOLEN MILLS 28 Richards St. Salt Lake City, Utah FOUND IN A PROFESSORlS DIARY Mondayel got up out of the wrong side of the bed. Took a rake to school instead of my brief case. Went to the wrong school and went to bed in the wrong apartment. TuesdayeDoctor Says I Will recover. Put the twins out instead of the dog, but everything else went off fine. Wednesdayel forgot to make an entry for today. ThursdayeMailed the letter my Wife gave me last month. Went for a walk in the canyon and fell in the reservoir. I nearly drowned; must have forgotten to swim out. FridayeDidnlt clean my teeth With the shaving soap. Took my Tues- day music lesson. Parked in front of a lire plug for three hours. Saturdayeplayed golf all day and made it to the third hole. After three more lessons llm going to start counting my strokes. Sunday-Got up to speak in church and offered very good invocation. Took a deposit to the bank but must have been late as I couldnlt get in. Will go later. OU would not junk your good auto because the tires are worn out4THEN Ask for Why discard your shoes because the soles are gone? R? OSTLE S Let us REBUILD them the ROYAL way and we guarantee you satisfaction. We can put on your DANCING TAPS. ChOCOIateS and Bars ROYAL SHOE REPAIRING Distinctively Different 38 South Main Street Phone Was. 803 meet 23 0 gm.