Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Enlargements, Photo Supplies, Photo Finishing, Color Prints of Scenic Utah Reasonable prices, prompt service, best quality work UTAH PHOTO MATERIALS Co. 27 W. So. Temple, Salt Lake City Opposite Temple Square Rosell School of Music Teachers of VIOLIN PIANO SAXOPHONE VOICE Was. 1735 Studio 44V; South Main St. EAT YOUR LUNCH AT Temple Pharmacy SAFE MILK CCORDING to the world,s foremost authorities, the only safe milk is that Which is pro- perly pasteurized. And this re- quires special, scientific equipment such as is used at the Clover Leaf- Harris Dairy. Are you getting this superior, selected milk at your home? If not, phone us today. Wasatch 2177 Cor. Main and North Temple KODAKS AND KODAK FINISHING DRUGS, PRESCRIPTIONS, STATIONERY CL0VER LEAF-HARRIS Free Prompt Delivery MILIi PHONE WAS. 6020 BEARD FORMULA Well, students, now that last year has gradually gone and is now merely a bright light in a dark past we have at least learned one thing, and that is that high schools running under the 11 year plan cannot conduct beard raising contests. We tried one at L. D., but due to the fact that some of the students entered in the contest would graduate within 2 years it was closed before any beards of constituents other than charcoal or egg yolk made their appearance. Bro. Harris examined all contestants under the microscope, but no signs of fuzz could be found, so first and second places were called a tie: all of the girls tying for first and the fellows for second. The prizes, which consisted-of a powder puff and a knitting set were donated to the Salvation Army with the compliments of the student body oflicers and the Gillette Razor Company. Bro. Porter has worked out the following formula for raising a mustach and he says if it is followed closely, beard raising contests may be held in the future; here's his formulaahold everything and read slowly: Before retiring at night rub the upper lip well with salt. You must then get a pail of water -ng 228 it'-

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Eat Your Lunch That Tender, juicy meat you get in at The College Store your Cafeteria comes from Wm. Wood 8 Sons Across from the 1181, Building Where the Meat is Tenderh Iimk the man that serves those Good Eats 1260 E. 4th So. Hy. 4511 BoeWhat do you think of Bob Presslerys voice? PeepeHe sings like a pirate. Bo-How come like a pirate? PeepeRough on the high Cs. NI will not smoke tobaccof Said little Robert Reed. My mother and my sisters Now monopolize the weed. Mr. DurhameAn heirloom, Wilby, is something thafs handed down from father to son. Wilby Durham-Oh, Papa, What a funny name for my trousers! Compliments of Glen 3 Sb 0p Maid O, Clover 1 KEYS MADE WHILE YOU WAIT PRODUCTS Mutual Creamery Co. LAWN MOWERS SHARPENED TENNIS RACKETS RESTRUNG Quality First 122 Regent St. Phone Was. 1585 Mg 2 2 7 1315.-

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and hang it at the head of your bed. The hairs, being thirsty, will come forth for a drink. The aspirant should then quickly tie a knot in the hair and it will stay out. P. S. Please dont take this too seriously. HI sure fixed Tommy. Heill never copy again. HHow did you do that? HSimple. He used to copy all my answers. I thought I would teach him a lesson, and consequently in the final exam I put down the wrong answers. He copied them and flunked the course. HGee, that's great, but how did you get through? nGosh, I never thought of thatf' e-U. of S. Calif. Wampus. OH, YEAH? 1. A barn swallow cannot swal- low barns and a barn cannot swale low! 2. A day-bed is not used in the day-time and task anyone who has slept in oney it is NOT a bed! 3. Most college students do not go to college and they are NOT students. 4. A student newspaper is not handled by students and it is NOT a newspaper! 5. Final examinations do not ex- amine and they are NOT final! tOn receipt of a selfeaddressed stamped envelope. we shall be glad to steam off the stamp and keep itJ eWisconsin Octopus. We Wish You Succ ess LEI B 9 mm; 4 ,GLAegigAaelNT ; 6l-65-67 WEST lg SOUTH SALT LAKE CITY Lester J . Strong Delicious True Fruit Punches for Dances, Parties, Weddings, etc. First Class Serving Service if Desired The Bluebird Residence Hy. 8462 Hy. 4879-J J ackson School of Dancmg New Locatione257 E. 3rd 30. Ballroome-TapeAcrobaticeBallet HJackson Hall', may be rented for Social Parties IRA ROSE Spencer Confectionery Ice Cream, Fountain Service, Candy, Films 1087 East 9th South Phone Hyland 8466 mg 229 gm-