Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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What would happen if- Brother Harris fell down a man hole. Our wonderful school ventilating system went on the hummer. Brother Thatcher told a new joke. Someone made a noise in devo- tional. A presidential candidate made a wise crack. Someone laughed at this. Miss Margetts didn't make any noise during a Whole study period. President Fox found some gum on the campus. Milton Musser went to sleep in the Library. A1 Adams failed in Latin. The college store burned down during assembly. P. S. I must stop here. My re- morse as I picture the above scene With half the student body enveloped in names has overcome me. WHITE HOUSE SHOE SHINE PARLOR 167$ South Main Street HATS CLEANED AND BLOCKED WHILE YOU WAIT nSHINE IEM UP Dan M. Whelan MEN'S FURNISHINGS Telephone Was. 3140 143 South Main Salt Lake City COMPLIMENTS OF Sugar House Lumber and Hardware Co. If it goex 1'11 tlae building we sell if? M. O. ASHTON, Manager In Business in Salt Lake 68 Years Displaying the worldk best diamonds, watches, j e W e l r y and silverwaree moderately priced ESTABLISHED 128 MAIN ST. H. J. MCKEAN, HAROLD H. HILLS, President Seciy and Treas. H. J. MCKEAN, Inc. BUILDING CONSTRUCTION Phone - - Wasatch 1374 Deseret Bank Building Salt Lake City, Utah Father Iafter giving his son a se- vere whipping: I'm only doing this because I love you. Son: HI Wish I could return your love. ....;g 224 1.34.0,

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All portrait work for this year book by RECEPTION ROOM . Ehnmaa $113111: N. L. CAMERA ROOM 44 So. Main Hamelin, Mgr. -.a$ 223 g...

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LEAF FROM A JUNIORIS DIARY April IOeGot up at ten to eight this A. M. Didn't have any time to get the lessons I decided to get this morning. Was ten minutes late for first period and got called down by teacher. These spring mornings sure help me to get to sleep in study class. Was unprepared in English, but didn't have any trouble because I pretended to have coughing spell when it was my turn to recite. Went to Jim,s for lunch and swiped three bars and snuck out Of store without paying for lunch. It sure seems queer to be in high school and not see anyone playing marbles. We had an assembly today. It was the bunk. I guess I will quit school and join the navy. I went to matinee dance: but hid. under a chair all the time so that the girls wouldnit ask me to dance. I hate girls. We got our report cards today. I got all E's. I guess Illl join the navy. The teachers here donlt like me. I cmN LEAF FROM SAME BOY'S DIARY IYEAR LATERy April lO-HeighI Ho! I arose bright and early this morning and took a brisk walk amid the wild flowers. I picked a beautiful bouquet for Maybelle. I arrived early enough to slip a note in Dorothy's locker. How can I decide my love for two girls. The spring air thrills me to the bones and is so invigorating I feel that I could fly. Went to the Cafe lde Elite for lunch and bad frogs footprints Alla Wet. Rather expensive but worth the extra price. Imagine a year from now I will have graduated from L. D. S. and will be frolicking about the campus of dear old Whoozis University. We assembled in Barratt Hall and had an assembly of scrumptious classical selections. Madame Terriblay Swawkay sang a selection from Halliluah IIm 3 Burn. Prof. Saya Lotta Looey talked on the diameter of a germ eyelash. We had a matinee dance tonight and I was simply enthralled by the gorgeous music and beautiful girls. We received our cards of good behavior today and my marks fllled me with excruciating joy. I lay me down to sleep with vision of joy and happiness tgirls etcj dashing through my head. if 225 hem-