Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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DANCE PROGRAMS, DECORATIONS, BALLOONS, CARNIVAL GOODS, CAREFUL KODAK NOVELTIES AND SOUVENIRS FINISHING For All HOLIDAYS AND GAY OCCASIONS EASTMAN KODAK STORES, Inc. Large LineaLowest Prices . 315 South Mam St. U. S. Novelty Co. Eve tlaz' Pbot , ' 1355 30. 5th East Hyland 813 Y3; ng 087 dpblc THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL I. Thou shalt not eat anything that thou likest. II. Thou shalt not sweat at the ochiaIs loud enough to be heard by the cheering section. III. When in a huddle, thou shalt make enough noise talking about your injuries to drown out the voice of the person calling the signal. IV. Thou shalt not jump upon an unconscious Opponenfs face. V. Thou shalt help the officials chase dogs oflf the fleld. VI. Thou shalt think more about the game and less about the grand stands. VII. Thou shalt not lose more than 50 yards on an end run. VIII. Prepare thy speeches for assembly well; for we the students are drowsy students, getting horrible revenge on they that bore us. IX. Thou shalt not listen to the music of the band. tYou are sleepy enough as it is1 . X. Thou shalt love thy opponent as the smallpox, hitting him With nothing harder than a crowbar and never biting his leg When in a pile up. Gt may be one of your playefs legsf UTAHaIDAHO SCHOOL SUPPLY CO. Everything for sz'ce and 80600111 SCHOOL, OFFICE, CHURCH AND THEATRE FURNITURE TEXTBOOK DEPOSITORYaMIMEOGRAPH SUPPLIES 155-157 South State St., Salt Lake City, Utah eef 222 136

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What would happen if- Brother Harris fell down a man hole. Our wonderful school ventilating system went on the hummer. Brother Thatcher told a new joke. Someone made a noise in devo- tional. A presidential candidate made a wise crack. Someone laughed at this. Miss Margetts didn't make any noise during a Whole study period. President Fox found some gum on the campus. Milton Musser went to sleep in the Library. A1 Adams failed in Latin. The college store burned down during assembly. P. S. I must stop here. My re- morse as I picture the above scene With half the student body enveloped in names has overcome me. WHITE HOUSE SHOE SHINE PARLOR 167$ South Main Street HATS CLEANED AND BLOCKED WHILE YOU WAIT nSHINE IEM UP Dan M. Whelan MEN'S FURNISHINGS Telephone Was. 3140 143 South Main Salt Lake City COMPLIMENTS OF Sugar House Lumber and Hardware Co. If it goex 1'11 tlae building we sell if? M. O. ASHTON, Manager In Business in Salt Lake 68 Years Displaying the worldk best diamonds, watches, j e W e l r y and silverwaree moderately priced ESTABLISHED 128 MAIN ST. H. J. MCKEAN, HAROLD H. HILLS, President Seciy and Treas. H. J. MCKEAN, Inc. BUILDING CONSTRUCTION Phone - - Wasatch 1374 Deseret Bank Building Salt Lake City, Utah Father Iafter giving his son a se- vere whipping: I'm only doing this because I love you. Son: HI Wish I could return your love. ....;g 224 1.34.0,