Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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When Marian Richards went, Bill Clawson had nothing to live for but to die. 1 1 1 Nicotine is so deadly that a drop on the end of a dog's tail would kill a man. 1 1 1 A Fox is a queer animal Who is usually where you don't want it to be. It also belleves in serious assembly programs. 1 1 1 Lincoln wrote the address while riding from Washington to Gettysburg on an envelope. 1 1 1 Bro. Bramwell is tall and thin, but he is a stout Mormon. 1 1 1 In the game its GRIT. In spinach, itis terrible.-Amherst Lord Jet? 1 1 1 Gender shows Whether a man is masculine, feminine, or neuter. 1 1 1 A pep rally is a time When L. D. S. students gather to hear popular alumni talk about their Wives and sweethearts. SUCCESS The operation for the rejuvenation of youth has been performed on the seventy-year-old patient. As he comes from under the influence of the ether, he begins to weep bitterly. A kind-faced nurse bends over him. iiDonlt be distressed, she says comfortingly. llThe operation is a complete success in every detail. When you leave here you'll be feeling ever so many years younger. But the old man only continues to wail, the tears rolling down his cheeks and losing themselves in his White whiskers. liDonlt cry, pleads the nurse. The pain you feel now Will soOn pass away. uIlm not crying because of the pain, explains the disconsolate one between his racking sobs. Hl'm afraid I'll be late for school. mg 221 g...

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GRIMMTS LAST FAIRY TALE Out of the storm swept night a pall of horror fell on the ghostly mansion. Banging shutters and creaking stairs sent queer sounds through the eerie rooms and hallways. Suddenly a shot rang outea gurgling scream, and then only the distant howling of dogs. A secret panel opened and an apeelike hgure slipped from its shadows. With a thud, a headless body struck the staircase and rolled to the bottom. A door on the Iioor clock opened and a skeleton slid out. From the mouldy cellar came the sound of fingernails scratching on coiiins. For an instant a beam of light fell ,on a hideous face. Then a blood spattered chandelier plunged through the floor. Lon Chaney was spending a quiet evening at homeeCalifornia Pelican. These answers prove that some L. D. 8. students still have the peaks of ignorance to climb: 1 1 1 Bigamy was when my grandfather tried to serve two masters. 1 1 1 The studies of the Saints students consist of English and other subjects, and in their spare time they play stronghorse on the lawn. 1 1 1 $34 Xeee' The hydra was married to Henry VIII. When he cut her head off an- other grew in its place. THE THINKEK 1 f I Bud BennionTs grandfather was in the Spanish American War. He had three horses shot from under him and the fourth went through his clothes. 1 1 1 The South of U. S. A. grows oranges, figs, melons and a great quantity of preserved fruits, especially tinned meats. 1 1 1 Waldo Osmond is a teacher like a student, and he has a curly pigtail. ....;g 220 Bea-

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DANCE PROGRAMS, DECORATIONS, BALLOONS, CARNIVAL GOODS, CAREFUL KODAK NOVELTIES AND SOUVENIRS FINISHING For All HOLIDAYS AND GAY OCCASIONS EASTMAN KODAK STORES, Inc. Large LineaLowest Prices . 315 South Mam St. U. S. Novelty Co. Eve tlaz' Pbot , ' 1355 30. 5th East Hyland 813 Y3; ng 087 dpblc THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL I. Thou shalt not eat anything that thou likest. II. Thou shalt not sweat at the ochiaIs loud enough to be heard by the cheering section. III. When in a huddle, thou shalt make enough noise talking about your injuries to drown out the voice of the person calling the signal. IV. Thou shalt not jump upon an unconscious Opponenfs face. V. Thou shalt help the officials chase dogs oflf the fleld. VI. Thou shalt think more about the game and less about the grand stands. VII. Thou shalt not lose more than 50 yards on an end run. VIII. Prepare thy speeches for assembly well; for we the students are drowsy students, getting horrible revenge on they that bore us. IX. Thou shalt not listen to the music of the band. tYou are sleepy enough as it is1 . X. Thou shalt love thy opponent as the smallpox, hitting him With nothing harder than a crowbar and never biting his leg When in a pile up. Gt may be one of your playefs legsf UTAHaIDAHO SCHOOL SUPPLY CO. Everything for sz'ce and 80600111 SCHOOL, OFFICE, CHURCH AND THEATRE FURNITURE TEXTBOOK DEPOSITORYaMIMEOGRAPH SUPPLIES 155-157 South State St., Salt Lake City, Utah eef 222 136