Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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WHY NOT? Users of the Utah are proud to have visitors listen to their loud speakers, and why not? Utah CRadio Cproducts Companf W0r'ld's Largest Md'77ZlfHCf7L1'6l'S Salt Lake City, Utah in 11 1 1 1 11 111 1 I1 lg- 1 1-,103-111sgnzuniuini-ig: 1 1 1 ia 1 init main: A ONE ACT PLAY IN THREE STARTS Title: Sorta Weali. Time: Out. Place: On a wave length. Scene: Terrible. The Plot: Impossible. The Characters: Weak. Hiram: A disabled radio announcer. Soda: An eccentric airplane electrician. Hans: Their rivalg a bankrupt carpet beater. THE STORY Hiram and Soda go up in the air to fix a broken wave length. Soda almost tripped on a dial. If he hadn't been saved by Hiram he would have fallen on the kilometers. All the radios were out of order and-the wave length had to be fixed. SECOND START Soda jacked up one end of the wave length and they found the trouble. Hans, the villian, was inside the wave length. He had an armful of short circuits. He told them he was taking them to HX a leak in his mother,s bathtub. THIRD START Soda and Hiram were touched by his sad story and let Hans go home with the promise not to steal any more. But next day when our heroes were going into the telephone booth, there was Hans picking his teeth with the foreman's toothbrush. Of coarse, this story has to end so they made Hans go up on the circuit path and sentenced him to break storms. Ahem. 11 mini: 3 1010: in if 1 :umm in :-.nz 1 1: 1: saaxsizu-:f.af..-......s:z1nina-.ae 510: --A312329 -

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U 7? The Wreck of the Asparrowgus CContinuedQ Say matie, I hear the church bells wring O say what may it be? 'Tis a cow bell on the crock bound coast And he ran for the open sea. O mister I hear the sound of gum What flavor may it be? I Masterpiece! HO hoarse marine, I see the light Does it always burn this late at nite? But the marine he answered never a word A little horse was he he! Lashed to the pork hole stiff and stark With his nose turned up lay an egg But when it older grew It gained new strength, and gladiators Fierce and rude mingled it in their daily food. Then the fish clapped firnishly And fast through the midnight dark and drear Swept the whistling sleet and snow Off the point of Norman's toe. The breakers were right beneath her prow Ho! Ho! The breakers roared Down went Asparrowgus The price of potatoes soared-Famine in Ireland. At breakfast on the beachnut A ford stood running To see the form of a floating fish Lashed to a drifting mast. The salt was frozen on its neck I-Io! Ho! The breakers snored. Such was the wreck of the Asparrowgus On the beach at Wakiki. Whoa--Emma. SUCCESS! -.,.,gf2 31129-

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