Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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The Wreck of the Asparrowgus It was the schooner Asparrowgus That sailed the wintry seas And the skipper had taken His little fish To bear him company. Blue were its eyes as the car-fax Its gills liked soda water sweet And its bosom white as the golfing bug That lopes in the month of May. The skipper, he hung over the side His wind pipe was in his mouth And he washed his craw, with the back of his paw, Now west now south. Then up jumped Richard And said with a sigh Get up brother robin I fear here's a can. night the phone had a golden ring, tonite the stovelid squeaksf' the skipper blew a whiff from a cornful laugh laughed he. Last And And And Over and under blew the wind A snail from the northeast The snow faw down go splash And the pillows frothed like yeast. In came the storm and smote a man The vassal in his strength He shuddered and pawed like a frightened Then leaped her cables length. Come hither, come hither my little Hsh And do not rumble so For I can drink the strongest ale that ever A storm will brew. He wrapped her warm in his seaman's coat Against the stinking blast He cut a rope from his best cigar And bound her to the mast: fContinued to 2 31D the pipe. crumb 2 2 gk.,

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