Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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1014.11 1: 1 .11 1 1 1 .1011 1011.1 .101 .101 .1010101 .101 .1 -3 .1 111-1014. 101-M.: up-.qu .-901.1 101 .1 .4-01.1 .1 .11 1 .101 -1 .1 1 1 -101 .1 .gp .1 .1 .-mq Q l . . . i An absent-minded person dming at a strange T house arises after dinner and apologizes for the meanness of the fare and detestable cooking. ! ! 34 T e 101 li illll il 210111 lllililllll4lQOQ0lUlUl0 Ili! l0QUP4l Uil' 1 ! 2 14: Q M,-1 ,alt A4 i l COMPLIMENTS OF E THE DREAM HOME.,Q- lov-mic' ! teased '! 5 Never before in all our experience have E X i we offered such a Wonderfully complete i 70,54 C90 home outfit, nor furniture of such beau- A 2 l ! tiful style and dependable quality, at a ' 71 South Main ! Price so low! ! l4a l l ' T '-'- '- - '- 'j FOUR RooMs COMPLETE ' ' l - l l Glade Candy Co' Terms-S40 Down, S16 Monthly 9 S495 ! M 1 1 AKERS OF BEST i i CANDY AND CONFECTIONS Standard Furnlture IN THE WORLD CO' i 1 11 101011 1010: .14 1 .1011 1 1010101011 1 .101 .1 .11 101 .1 .iuininiuq Statistics prove that Yale graduates have 1.3 children while Vassar graduates have 1.7 chil- dren. This goes to prove that women have more . I children than men do. Q ! ! .I -Vassar Vagabond. --.gig 1953..-

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10: 1 ni :ini ni 1 1 .301 11101 ini: 1 minima: 1:1101 in 1 11 1: in: :ii 1 it 1 1 :ini ,111 1 ig -1 1011 Cliff Mauss has such large feet that he rests easier standing up than lying down. He takes cold very easily because when his feet are exposed to the wet he takes cold. If he has to stay out for any length of time he sits on the grass and holds his feet in the air. inxnz 1 1 gms 4111111011111-11,1111 1 11:11 3 111111-1 101011111 ! ! l . . i Wonder Millinery D011,lf Forget l Th s HATS FOR ose ! l g GIRLS l SWEFTDS Q-ii-U-U-at-at-ri-is-M--a-as-is-at-H-M ..- ! ! Don't file this book away with other ! keepsakes until you have visited our store SALT LAKE CHQCOLATES ! and established a permanent business con- I nection with us. ! We have furnished two generations of l engagement and wedding rings to the Are Always Appreciated Utah people and are anticipating the same i service to at least one more generation. Q lLeysoin1:lPea1rsallll Co, Mark Crystal is a trifle Scotch. He sends his sausage skins back to have ' them refilled. He also skims his milk on top and then when no one is looking, he turns it over and skims it on the bottom. To say nothing about stopping the clock at night to keep the cogs from wearing out, -.,.,gf2 1 gfg..- 11101 wining iz 114-ininiuznininz ui 1

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114ii:iguiuconzu11-111110101111 ug0:1rinioiuicfini:11:111111110101uioioiuiniui The best reason a man can give for committing suicide is that he wants to kill himself. 1 1 1 1 1 A woman ought to think enough of her husband after his death to wear black suspenders. It would help to support her. 1 1 1 1 1 The only place that Uhonesti' can always be found is in a dictionary. 1 1 1 1 1 A man can tell an old Chicken from a young one by his teeth. I.clon,t mean the chicken's teeth. 1 1 1 1 1 If a man says a lie never passed his lips, you have reason to believe he talks through his nose. 1 1 1 1 1 i The best place to hold the world's fair is , around the waist. 41 nr X- 1 1 1 1 1 If some women were to cast their bread upon the water it would kill all the fish. 1 1 1 1 1 ,, V 2 f If you would have your baby cut his teeth -' f, ' give him a good sharp pocket knife. 1 1 1 1 1 -K '.'.2 1 Teacher: K'What is a dimple?n Exeter: 'QAn ingrown pimplef' 1 1 1 1 1 Ji Which is the lightest, a full moon or a half AR f moon? . 5 . . . - Full moon. It gives twice as much light. -- +322 Offs --