Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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VACATION DAYS IN THE EAST-0 Will prove more enjoyable if your journey is started via Denver Y5 Rio Grande t Western Railroad The Royal Gorge Route 1 aiu: in in in in 111 11: i in :nz 1 inim- ! ! ! Boors-Boors ! ! Chalk, chalk, g Going up and down again. ! Teachers, Teachers, g Giving us a test again. i Never, Never, ! Giving us a rest again. i And there's no spitten on the floor. ' We do not falsify. ! No sir we never lie. i Thatls why our grades are high l And thereis no cheaten in the school. Q Sonny Boy. Scenic Limited, leaves Salt Lake ! City daily at 4:30 p. m. with :Nz : ,.: -,-.,:... - :.-,.,.,:.,-,,- through sleepers to Denver, Chi- i cago, and St. Louis. I . ' The upanoramicx, an all-Pullman, S. S. Teacher. Why did Noah take two Salt Lake City-DenVer Summer of each kind of animals into the ark? Sightseeing Train, resumes service June 18th. Leave Salt Lake City Larry: Because he didn't believe the 6:00 p. m. daily, passing Colorado's SEOFY about the stork- best scenery during daylight hours. i I Fi! im... - -.---0-.-.- - --1--.-. -- -..- i - I UNEXCIZLLED DINING CAR a I call m irl fermented, 'cause she ' Y g ' SERVICE turned on me. l G- 3 Qnoim 101 ri .-N1 1--1-101--r 1.11 101 ! U . . . H. M. Cushing, Division Passenger Agent i Adams 15 301118 F0 quit the track FCHITI- 24 South Main Street I-Ie always gets the cinders in his eyes. i 11:10:11: 1 1: 1-.. ni: in :Q 1 ini: 1: :ni win: eifz 1 else'-

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ini fini rim114n11Iininiugniniuin-in MJSWMWMWW' l C Y E ' A traveler chartered half a bed at a OMPLET c . QV OURU DUCATION crowded hotel. He was determined to ITH S ! have the best half so before retiring he g buckled on his spurs. His unfortunate i sleeping partner bore the inflictions as DeseretBuilding g .S .f I n ay stranger, 1 you are a gent eman, you Learn THRIFT by investing in long as he could and at last roared out, ' v ought to cut your toe nails. l V 44 South Main Street N U 1 1 1 1 1 AN OLD RELIABLE COMPANY i i We have not paid less than 621 per annum on I111,fest1nent Shares for , orgy. 23 years. Qt i S R-Zxdf , 5 ' 2 ' fl tock in force ,,,,, ,,,,,,,, S 4,894,800.00 ' dy! Loans in force t,,, ,t,,,,,i S 2,074,572,615 : , N. L. Morris, Pres. J0S.E.Kjaf,seCfy. i Vligfag I This cover is cased in an S. K. Smith Cover--a cover that is guaranteed to be satisfactory and is created and SMITHCRAFTED by an organization of craftsmen specializing in the creation and production of good covers. Whatever your cover requirements may be, this organization can satisfy them. Send for information and prices to THE S. K. SMITH COMPANY SMITHCRAFTERS OF GOOD COVERS 213 Institute Place, Chicago in 1 111:11 1010141 111:14 iuiniuiuiuvinininioini 'Luiz 101 3 11: in 1 ni ni WE BELIEVE THIS-but-WE DO NOT BELIEVE THESE 1. Love thy neighbor. 1. Six days shalt thou labor. 2. Sleep in Peace. 2. Fred Wolters. 3 12 ounces to a dozen 5. Not a cough in a barrel. 4. Can throw an egg up without break- 4. If you have 3 eggs, it's 2 bad. ing it. 5. 2 pints to a quart, 10 miles to a gallon. 5. Larry James, 111:11 in 1 11:11 -1 11 ni: ing: 1 1 1 ri -:ui 1: 1 1 nzuininzuiuiul min:-:mini '4ff2l5l1?4'B 1 101:11 ng 10103: 1: :ning :ini '11 301

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nx 101: 1 14 11 11 11:14 in 14.11 an WE WISH YOU SUCCESS 1011124110111101-11411:ri-niniui-1101011111 EXCUSES OF THE SOPHOMORES l ! I His mother died. i Mrs. Jones. 1 1 1 1 1 I i Please Dear teacher: - Will you please excuse Evan's absence Q from your class please. If you will I will l be pleased. i Yours please, 3 I1r1 3 i Evan Wfighf' if 1 1 1 1 1 E J t Pres. Fox, er-ss-ev WEST :SJ SOUTH SALT LAKE CITY 101 an 101111010111101010101: in BURROWS i If Phyllis does not behave properly in l school in the future, you have my per- i mission to spank her. i Mr. Bennion. 1 1 1 1 1 ! Sybil was tardy today. She was de- tained by a son-stroke. l I. R. Woody. 1 1 1 1 1 i Bucky was absent because I kept him i home while I sewed the buttons on his 118 No. Main Was. 10345 1 ClOIhCS- ! Mrs. O,Conner. MAGAz1NEs ICE CREAM A ! 1 1 1 1 1 SODA POUNTAINS - ! SAYINGS OF THE AGES LuNcHEs CANDY ' i Pm not that kind of a girl. Quick Sr'1'l'iz'1' and Free De1iz'e1'y i 1 1 1 1 1 WuiniuiliiuiuinioiUWQWUWU-i Boy-Do YOU Stutfel' all the time? , . Girl-No, only when I talk. Beehzve i 1 1 1 1 1 Confectzone-P37 This is a new wrinkle, said the ele- ZS South State Phant' ....-.-..-.....-..-..-.,-..-..-..-.,-.-.-.,-i ' f ' ' ' F-It ' She was only a carpenterls daughter, I but boy how she chewed her nails. 5 ' . 1 1 1 1 1 1 Y V - i An onion per day keeps the females 134 So. State XVas. 5678 away per nite. i Luioinim-gui: in 14 1 111 3 -14 in 101411: in 1 +2-E2 1 7131-1- Please excuse Jerry jones' absence-