Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Valedictory Address By LEMUEL DANIEL SWINEDYKE Students, scholars, and gentlemen, at this hour graduation exercise-greetings-. It's all in fun and we never raise our prices. I am very grateful to you for electing me to the oiiice of Valedictorian but due to the low wage scale and high cost of living I am unable to take the position. I was asked to come and give my valedictory address. It is the same as before-Y. W. C. A. Grantsville, Utah. I Q If ' If 4 ii . f , a - Q ' 332. .B ,f,1 l' 'fa V23 Pardon mef, said the absent minded plumber as he hit his finger with a wrench. 7 1 1 Y 1 And when he hit me in the eye with a rock and kicked me, I said, 'tjohnl you shouldn't do that! 1 1 1 1 1 Do you drink milk? No, I can't get those wide-mouthed bottles in my mouth. --f'ifz145ef----

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There is no Substitute for Electric Cooking Its Efhciency, Cleanliness and Economy Are Outstanding Features. Utah Power E6 Light Co. 11,1111 11i1111n11i1ugn11y11u1 111211101 ! LOCAL SECURITIES l DIVIDEND PAYING STOCKS John C. Cutler, Jr. i INVESTMENT BANKER i Established 1893 i 239-240 Constitution Building 4 34 Main Street TELEPHONE NWASATCH 1012 -.,.- ,-1,-1-0-.,-.i-..-..-..-1,-1,-1.1-1.--I. Q . l THE STORE FOR i - i Gifts 5 Graduation, birthdays, every gift prob- A lem finds happy solution at Salt i Lake'S finest gift store. PRICES MODERATE CALLA W AY'S l 66 South Main A i 011111111 111 1 az 11 iu1:n:n3ui 11 1011111 1 11111 Ejficient Public Service Cholly: Weally, deah fellow, what is the marrah with Algy? He Walks all on one side? Twed: You See, deah boy, he has Wefilled his fountain pen and put it in his Wight hand pocket. 1 1 1 1 1 Mac to Scotch friend: And have ye a wee bit of anything in yer celler, John?,' John: I have. Mac: Heh, Heh, and what is it, John? John: t'Mice.,' QOh, and yet they killed a man like Hickmanj 1,1011-1nqmi11i11,up1 an 111 1-.11 .annum- Yet.- 932131 111,1111111.11n11m11mnm11a1n1n1

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