Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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My friends laffed at me when I told them of your wonderful advertisementg but after hearing me play on the tambourine they were astonished. Now I have no friends. Milt Cowan. 1 1 1 1 1 Prof. Lucindino D. Swindyke: Before taking your course on Writing Poetry for Proiitu I didnIt have a rag to my back. Now I am all rags. Claude Silver. P. S. XVhat rhymes with Bobslay? 1 1 1 1 1 Dr. Gastric. Before taking your medicine my husband died, my dog ran away, and two of my chickens were stolen. Since taking, I have gained ten pounds. Nabbie Clawson. 1 1 1 1 1 Sleuth-foot Roscoe. Since taking your correspondence course on How to Become a Detectiveu, in three parts, I have run down three desperate pedestrians. Am in jail. Please send advice. Darwin Evans. 1 1 1 1 1 Dandruff. A sure way to end it. Use the Indian Cure. One scalp a day keeps the dandruff away. Dr. Moroni Brown, Jr. 1 1 1 1 1 Illllj fx-1-f-w fi i- a asv unI ' M ax- ....nuu.nr.vg4 M ,, Nw' 9 Rs :midi fllllllliwizy, -- I 'f s umm W ,W i . 4 i I I f 1 14, , illlll' ilifw Y fl' 4 '2 I 9 ' . NIV fl 1 ei j ,.w4-5.41: , y Q If . J! I , .11 ' - 432 095251-- .gn

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if in 1:1111 ix tin:-1 ii: 1014-out-41.4.1 ,xoxox -in: nz 11141:-111111: in: ni was dead. He had fallen, half shot, at the front of his army. To celebrate Mild's death, John and Sasprilla decided to stage a wedding. The Judge of the Reform School united them, but just as Johnny had promised to obey, and just after Sasprilla had vowed to be a good cook and support, protect and wash for Johnny-a figure appeared slowly at the door. It was ye olde Mild Sandwich. A trifle rusty, but still ticking. He had survived the wild party. John, when he saw his old friends gaze upon him, almost died from stage fright. But Mild ran up and pumped his hand until water came to John's eyes. Mild says, I forgive you freely, John, and I sympathize deeply with you in this time of sorrow. I only regret that I have to get a new Secretary. The people were mad to see their dear sunkissed Captain again. They asked him where he got it and he replied, An Indian corn doctor gave me some corn liquor. They then staged the festivities and Sasprilla won the Bull riding contest. 1 1 1 1 1 Advertisements Gentleman: I have eaten three cans of your Corn-syrup and my feet hurt me as bad as ever. Is your Bunion-Easen as good? Col. Angerbaucr. 1 1 1 1 1 Before using your garters my calves were in a terrible shape. Now they are quite contented. Bob Pressler. 1 1 1 1 1 Lose weight where you most want to. Clarke Lucas. 1 1 1 1 1 Dear Sirs: After taking lessons from your correspondence school for one year, I can now play on the sink without missing a tap. Joe Peery. 1 1 1 1 1 Dear Mam. Before taking your wonderful hair tonic, my hair was coming out. Now it is all out. Josh West. -..gig Ogga.-

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