Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Dedication FOUR score and seven years ago our 4 fathers, after great concentration and a firm determination, came to the conclusion-result-5 they conceived, dedicated, consecrated, irrigated and lubricated a new school, namely the L. D. S. Generations have passed since then, in fact all four of them have gone. New students are coming, others are going. Some have come and gone. Many are half gone-others are all gone. To the students who are half gone, soon they will be all gone, to the Seniors, we dedicate this sec- tion. Read slowly, enunciate distinctly, and laugh frequently. With no malice aforethought and best wishes to all we remain faithful until the other end. P. S. And when ye have read it, he who laughs last should have laughed sooner. ,--KXTEFA w S X N X . N X. f f, 5 .ysfffa Wh J f 1, Qiw so , c gf' 1' 4 .Q-f - 1,1 S f T, -- +32 06lfe '-

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The Courtship of Mild Sandwich N Plymouth Rock in days of old, strode old Mild Sandwich, stiff and cold. Clad only in his simple hose. Broad of beam and curly haired stood Sasprilla the town puritan. Near Mild Sandwich on the floor stood the shriek of the CalifIour, one Johny Alden, he was drawing flies on the window. ujohnyf' sez Mild to his private secretary, go to yon damsel Sasprilla and tell her that I love her still, and would marry her. So Johny bleached his hair and jumped up, and down the street he ran yelling wildly, I love Sasprilla, yet I must love her in silencef, Tearing open the door he found the fair damsel washing her neck. Holding his ears he sobbed, Mild Sandwich wants you to cook for him.', What are his recommendations?U says Sasprilla. l'Oh, he can trace his ne li ee back to the Califlourf' sez ohn . S g Y XVhy don't you speak for yourself, john? she sneered. Then back to Sandwiches ran Johny in leaps and bounds. Wlien Mild had heard his tail, he lisped, ujohny, youse is a snake in the grass. At this moment they heard a man singing, The Indians are on the Cowpathln Then straight way Mild pulled a nail from the wall, buckled on his iron corsets and ran to the council. Grabbing a horse-skin of arrows, he threw in a bag of cement and some shotgun shells, and said in silvery tones, Here's yer answer. The Indian took it and staggered into' the woods. I All the able-bodied men in the village were to meet at dawn to do battle. Johnny, the Woman's Home Companion, was left at home to tend the children and scare the book agents away. They set their alarm clocks for six, and eight armed men, led by Shakes Spear, the hobo Indian, and Mild Sandwich, the cap't, did the goose step into the forest. In the harbor the Califlour waved her guns in a salute, and putting on her glad rags set sail for the old country. Johny waiting on the shore waved a last goodby. Sasprilla came stuttering down the beach and proceeded to wind johny around her little iinger. Mild walked miles that day. Suddenly he was forced to stop for water and air at an Indian Village where the savages Staged a battle for his benefit. An Indian named Calf lost his head so Mild sent it back to Sasprilla on a platter. Excellent dish- calf brains. A telephone wire was received at the village post office that the great Sandwich 11111111 1 11 11 31 1111 11 11 111111111 11,11 11 1 1:1 1 inlnininzuz in 1 nz --f+if2o7ii+e-