Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Pasn- 134 THOSE EFFICIENT DEPUTIES Two students meet on campus. Two deputies heads are seen around c01111e1 of building. Anothel deputy appears. Students engage in C011ve1satio11. One Of the students takes something .110111 pocket. Deputies write down names of students. The judge 15 seen walking up the path. Deputies emerge from behind built, 13b They file complaint with the judge. Court is called f01 that afternoon. Next day judge appears 011 the rostrum in devotional. In a loud voice he says, ttteu hours work on campus. 34 5!: :14 H: 46 HISTORY OF SCHOOL PLAY Miss Caldwell gives reading of play in Barret Hall. David Smith and two hundred students try-0ut. Preliminary t11y-0utseSmith eliminated. Final try-outs, cast picked. Cast introduced in devotional. Play staged at Salt Lake Theatre. At theatre the upper house hombards lower house with jelly beans. 91: 5k 9i: 4: $ DIDNtT FEASE HIM Socrates lifted his cupetWYhat is this stuff? he asked. ttHemlock, replied the bearer. ttAhXi said Socrates, Hthatis 2111 right; I thought it was one Of those substitutes for beer? d 9X4 14 9k 1k A: SeegmillerettDid anyone comment 011 the. way you handled your new Fordfm HorsfallettOne 1113111 made a brie1c remark; thfty dollars and costs, ,i i: 3F 59 PF 5k ttAh, meft sighed the successful 1112111 who was revisiting the old village school, how time does Hy. Thirty years ago I sat in this very same seat, and it seems to me as if it were but yesterday. If I am not mistaken, y0u,11 hnd my initials carved 011 the desk. ttThey re there alright enough said the present occupant of the seat ttI got whipped for doing it just because my initials happened to be the same as yours 5!: i: eh 9? 3k HOXY HE GOT THAT XVAY Brothel Moss-ttl thought you'said this hair tonic would grow hair? His Wife HWX hy that s the furniture polish t, Iversone Say Humphries. you ve either got to compose something, apply for a dog license, 011 get a hair cut? 1i: ti: 4: :1: 3k Brother KieukeettYou iu the back seat, kindly throw that gum in the wastebasket? Freshieettl ca11,t; it,s borrowedf, , 1920 d! immuzmnnu IITYIII n1!YmYIHIIIITIJIIIIIIUIIYIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIHIYIIIHIIIITITIIJIImTIIHmIIIII'IlIrLLlITTIIlLIIILII