Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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DIRECTORY TO ORGANIZATIONS IN THE L. D. S. U. FOR THOSE XVHO HAVE BEEN it BUT SAXV' NOT IPSA LOQUITUR-Is a club standing for woman suffrage. They debate, talk, gab and chew gum. It consists of Mildred Calderwood and some of another of us. CICERONIA-Is a gang collected for the purpose of learning how to fight with the tongue. It has some members. others just joined to get out of the way of something else. Brother Moss is chief cookie eater averaging fifty-cents of the dues each day. Other tongue manipulators are Chick Cannon and some of none of the rest. 5. S.- S'Organized for the purpose of learning by absorption. Con- tains as members, old men of belated knowledge and some girls who don,t know any better. Its secrets are divulged only to those who can prove that they have water on the brain. It has 'as chief absorbers Ira Kaar and some more insects. ORDER OF THE SEA GULLSeOrganized for the purpose of getting strong without exercising. They laugh, cry. haul and hollar, when not doing this they organize for the purpose of dissiminating chocolate and peanuts which they put into oblivion with 2L torrent of mushy sounds. They tolerate as members Margaret Lyman and some other well proportioned feminine females. BOYS, AND GIRLS, GLEE CLUBS-Organized for the purpose of extracting all hope from growing Freshmen, otherwise they are of no use. They must be tolerated though. Each is now learning a new song. The space occupiers of these organizations is them which was not accepted in good respectable company. THE CHOIReItis dead and if it ainit. it,s grmving towards that way awful fast. Its chief dying occupants are Dave Smith and some more muts. BAND-Has a new tune which it expects to keep new by not playing. Itys members are the cream de cream of the rough-neck element. Itis contents are Chick Taylor, chief blower and hot air artist. The others have no good qualities except the ability to shoot p001. GOLD AND BLUE-Organized for the purpose of giving out the news. Sometimes you get the truth. On the whole it is considerable of a graft, a hang-out for lowlirows, a medium for the exploitation of personal likes and dislikes. Receipts for ads usually pay for one game of pool and a sand- wich for the business manager every day.

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Ilinut'iuuib'i! u; quufums-m's tjilnji m m 12111134131191: mun !Qdiliil!iii;l-II'IEI aunt riff: 1111 um i I u a v s a p r;- STUDENT BODY COURTilt is composed of several of the feeble- minded of the school. It generally convicts all sane people. The defendants are in most cases charged with tlfussingiy on the campus and cooingtl in the halls. THE AMUSEMENT COMMITTEE-lt is organized for the purpose of furnishing the students with proper amusement. They advocate bring- ing back the Virginia Reel and the Highland Fling. Pk 9; :1: 95 1!: RULES TO BE FOLLOtVED lVHEN APPLYING FOR ENTRANCE INTO ONE OF THESE UNGROXYN LUNATIC ASYLUMS Applicants should be atleast as old as Sterling Case, they should be sound in body and in mind, must be of good Character and not acquainted with the habits of poolhalls. It is necessary that they be graduates of a public school. schools for the weak and abnormal excluded. A signed docue meut is exacted which says you will not slough, but will go to the Para- mount instead. XVhen you think you have gone crazy enough to join one Of these, let the Chief official know. so that he can send you to Provo for a preliminary course. XVhen you come back all your brains are gone. youlre 21 full-Hedged member of the society, and you begin to enjoy life. when somebody raps you on the dome and you come to the conclusion that this is all the qbunk.H ,1: :3 $4 $' :k I u i 1minxpuxnwlumgnxiuigJIIIIIImem ughum 1 11 111111 11' A 'L LITTLE FAULTS AND FAILINGS John PearteSuaps. Elizabeth XYilsoneHerherti Brother Mosst'lVatermelons. Clara Thomas-Low notes. Brother Gates-David Smith. Alex Shriner' Mendelsohu. Bob SnellHGirls in general. Joseph CartwrightePoolhalls. Sherm NesleuellCaluelsh-er-a we mean carmels. Dorothy Dunyon-Ym forever Chewing gum. Chick PiercyeLoud neckties. Brother Seegmilleerhe ltflufl Sterling CaseeBandoline. J. G. Bingham-tlTwenty hours 011 the rock pile? David Smith-Notoriety. Gordon VVegglandeThe K-B. Milton BenuioneSluffing classes. Bob Cameron-Mack Sennett comedies. Sherman PreeCe-He hasnut any OJ L In L111I'IIIIITIIIJ11111111111111! 111111 IIIIJjLXILIII Pa; e Hl'j