Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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DIRECTORY TO ORGANIZATIONS IN THE L. D. S. U. FOR THOSE XVHO HAVE BEEN it BUT SAXV' NOT IPSA LOQUITUR-Is a club standing for woman suffrage. They debate, talk, gab and chew gum. It consists of Mildred Calderwood and some of another of us. CICERONIA-Is a gang collected for the purpose of learning how to fight with the tongue. It has some members. others just joined to get out of the way of something else. Brother Moss is chief cookie eater averaging fifty-cents of the dues each day. Other tongue manipulators are Chick Cannon and some of none of the rest. 5. S.- S'Organized for the purpose of learning by absorption. Con- tains as members, old men of belated knowledge and some girls who don,t know any better. Its secrets are divulged only to those who can prove that they have water on the brain. It has 'as chief absorbers Ira Kaar and some more insects. ORDER OF THE SEA GULLSeOrganized for the purpose of getting strong without exercising. They laugh, cry. haul and hollar, when not doing this they organize for the purpose of dissiminating chocolate and peanuts which they put into oblivion with 2L torrent of mushy sounds. They tolerate as members Margaret Lyman and some other well proportioned feminine females. BOYS, AND GIRLS, GLEE CLUBS-Organized for the purpose of extracting all hope from growing Freshmen, otherwise they are of no use. They must be tolerated though. Each is now learning a new song. The space occupiers of these organizations is them which was not accepted in good respectable company. THE CHOIReItis dead and if it ainit. it,s grmving towards that way awful fast. Its chief dying occupants are Dave Smith and some more muts. BAND-Has a new tune which it expects to keep new by not playing. Itys members are the cream de cream of the rough-neck element. Itis contents are Chick Taylor, chief blower and hot air artist. The others have no good qualities except the ability to shoot p001. GOLD AND BLUE-Organized for the purpose of giving out the news. Sometimes you get the truth. On the whole it is considerable of a graft, a hang-out for lowlirows, a medium for the exploitation of personal likes and dislikes. Receipts for ads usually pay for one game of pool and a sand- wich for the business manager every day.

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