Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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She wears a little turbon, Stuck on one side of her head hVith feathers stuck up at the back, Pretty feathers of bright red. Her shoes were all run over They doxft look very neat. She never wears them any more Unless theytre on her feet. Her skirt was of bright yellow XVith red cheeks here and there, She always hangs it on her hips If she hangs it anywhere. Her hair hung down in corkscrews That fluttered round her waist, Beneath were a pear of purple hose That were walking with great hast. Now the street was very icy, But she got along alright- Till she went to cross the gutter, And found her skirt too tight. alt 3!: 3F :0: 3?: Candland- Say Romney. ltd like to know whether that girl who just passed was smiling at me or laughing at you?,, 3!! at 3k 3k 3k PedersonattHello Case, what are you doing these days? Case- Same old thing? Pederson-ttAre you? I thought your dad went to the coastp 5!: :1: 3k :k 3!: Clerk-ttXVhat size collar does your husband wear? Lady-ttDear me, Itve forgotten, but I know it,s larger than Fidotsf, 3! 9k 93 :13 ah TOO MUCH SophettVVhy are you cryingV Freshie-ttMa whipped me because my face was dirty, and then washed it. a! ?k H: :2: A: IN SOCIOLOGY Jense11-ttItts the things we haventt got that make us unhappy?y PenroseettHow about the toothache? 33 $ 1: 5.: :1: Mr. Olson-- VVhat,s the reason that young man stays so late when he callsW Lydia tdemurelyy-ttl am, papaft

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