Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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She wears a little turbon, Stuck on one side of her head hVith feathers stuck up at the back, Pretty feathers of bright red. Her shoes were all run over They doxft look very neat. She never wears them any more Unless theytre on her feet. Her skirt was of bright yellow XVith red cheeks here and there, She always hangs it on her hips If she hangs it anywhere. Her hair hung down in corkscrews That fluttered round her waist, Beneath were a pear of purple hose That were walking with great hast. Now the street was very icy, But she got along alright- Till she went to cross the gutter, And found her skirt too tight. alt 3!: 3F :0: 3?: Candland- Say Romney. ltd like to know whether that girl who just passed was smiling at me or laughing at you?,, 3!! at 3k 3k 3k PedersonattHello Case, what are you doing these days? Case- Same old thing? Pederson-ttAre you? I thought your dad went to the coastp 5!: :1: 3k :k 3!: Clerk-ttXVhat size collar does your husband wear? Lady-ttDear me, Itve forgotten, but I know it,s larger than Fidotsf, 3! 9k 93 :13 ah TOO MUCH SophettVVhy are you cryingV Freshie-ttMa whipped me because my face was dirty, and then washed it. a! ?k H: :2: A: IN SOCIOLOGY Jense11-ttItts the things we haventt got that make us unhappy?y PenroseettHow about the toothache? 33 $ 1: 5.: :1: Mr. Olson-- VVhat,s the reason that young man stays so late when he callsW Lydia tdemurelyy-ttl am, papaft

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TO THE FACULTY iiMALESn A is for Alleman, B is for Ben; Long in athletics, But short in Amen. C is for Calvin, Who, quite otherwise, On his rep as a Chaplain Is certain to rise. Dis for DeJong, A man of great merit, Weire sure there is nothing Amiss in his Garrit. F is for Fox; We Grant he is Fair; Theyi eyen say heis handsomee It must be his hair. G is for Gates; Since married they are, We wonder if ever The Gates are ajar. H is for Howells; He always breaks in On teachers complaints with iTve got a new film. H is for Horne, Who has far more complaints Than should ever be made iGainst a body of Saints. H is for Horsfall, Who is the fall guy Whenever the teachers Have produce to buy. J is for Jacobsen, Of ruddy complexion; Now, is it pure shyness, Or is it reiiection? K is for Kienke; His hair is just so, And most of his work Is quite wooden, you know. M is for Herbert, Or rather for Maw. Will his life be called dual When heis both Maw and Pa? N is for Noel Whose back name is Pratt, And N is for Noel Whose front name is Matt. 0 is for Olson; He,s quaking with fear Lest some daring maiden Should ask him this year. With men he is brave, Decidedly so, But to Womanw-weak woman- He dare not say, uNo !! R is for Ross, An avoider of strife; He cods all the ladies, But donit tell his wife. S is for Seegmiller, Brainy F. K., His students adore him IiVe heard the girls say. Tis for an unmarried teacher Named Thatcher. If its lady he's wanting, No doubt he will catch her. Wis for Wright, Whom the students think wrong When he says as they stand in the hall, Move along? Wis for Wilson, A very fine guy, But, somehow, Those faculty meetings are dry. Y is for Young Who is not yet too old T0 admire the ladies So we have been told. 1? Lung; luunu 11 111mm Irnrrnuuur-rhuiunnxnqni m1!!! 1 m1 1! Utnznnn rnnn an n IILII r AHIUKUUHJJTIU rrnuuii

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