Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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TO THE FACULTY iiMALESn A is for Alleman, B is for Ben; Long in athletics, But short in Amen. C is for Calvin, Who, quite otherwise, On his rep as a Chaplain Is certain to rise. Dis for DeJong, A man of great merit, Weire sure there is nothing Amiss in his Garrit. F is for Fox; We Grant he is Fair; Theyi eyen say heis handsomee It must be his hair. G is for Gates; Since married they are, We wonder if ever The Gates are ajar. H is for Howells; He always breaks in On teachers complaints with iTve got a new film. H is for Horne, Who has far more complaints Than should ever be made iGainst a body of Saints. H is for Horsfall, Who is the fall guy Whenever the teachers Have produce to buy. J is for Jacobsen, Of ruddy complexion; Now, is it pure shyness, Or is it reiiection? K is for Kienke; His hair is just so, And most of his work Is quite wooden, you know. M is for Herbert, Or rather for Maw. Will his life be called dual When heis both Maw and Pa? N is for Noel Whose back name is Pratt, And N is for Noel Whose front name is Matt. 0 is for Olson; He,s quaking with fear Lest some daring maiden Should ask him this year. With men he is brave, Decidedly so, But to Womanw-weak woman- He dare not say, uNo !! R is for Ross, An avoider of strife; He cods all the ladies, But donit tell his wife. S is for Seegmiller, Brainy F. K., His students adore him IiVe heard the girls say. Tis for an unmarried teacher Named Thatcher. If its lady he's wanting, No doubt he will catch her. Wis for Wright, Whom the students think wrong When he says as they stand in the hall, Move along? Wis for Wilson, A very fine guy, But, somehow, Those faculty meetings are dry. Y is for Young Who is not yet too old T0 admire the ladies So we have been told. 1? Lung; luunu 11 111mm Irnrrnuuur-rhuiunnxnqni m1!!! 1 m1 1! Utnznnn rnnn an n IILII r AHIUKUUHJJTIU rrnuuii

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niiuiuuiuuii; i0.Iunuunnuouuuici-vIiu-Iil'uiIIulliiulniIioiiiluiuiuilil'niii nInililll-linninlllil'nllIn CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT Oswald Simpson. a Freshman of the L. D. S. U.. dieEl at the mental hospital after a few days residence from dislocation of the cerebelum. Two weeksl prior to his death his mind wandered frequently and he showed other symp- toms of being good material for the asylum.etExtract from the Salt Lake TribuneJ tNotelzeNo doubt the full details of the tragedy related above will never be known. As is stated Oswald was a Freshman at this institution. He entered school at the beginning of the year a strong. healthypromising boy. His marks were exceptional. He displayed signs of having a wonder- ful future before him. But alas! such a sad and abrupt termination to his budding career. But before we go any further it should be stated that among other characteristics which Oswald had, curiosity predominated. That not all was well with Oswald first became apparent one spring afternoon. He was discovered sitting on the curb in front of the American Theatre. His chin rested in the cup of his hand. He was apparently in a very thoughtful state of mind for his feet dangled in the gutter. He was muttering somewhat incoherently to himself the following sentences : Hthatls going to happen? What could it be? How can I get in on the secret? then he. arrived home that night. it was not the same happy boy who came tripping home the night before. He was more reticent and there was an air of stealth about him that was mystifying t0 the other members of the family. He ate very little for breakfast the next morning. But from the deter- mined look upon his countenance you could see he had set himself to a great task. and that task was as he expressed it to himselfr to find out HHow they get that way about the let of May? Upon arriving at school the first person he saw was David Smith. Yes. he would ask Dave. He remembered in the last issue of the Gold and Blue it had said Smith knew all about it. But to his deep sorrow tand no doubt also to Davelsl. Mr. Smith could give him no light upon the subject. But he was not discouraged. he asked another and another; in fact. he asked everyone he met, but with no success. A week passed and the only information he had received concerning 'the day was extracted from Ralph Barnes who told him it was Ray Margetts birthday. By this time Oswald had reached his limit: he was a mental and physical wreck. Everywhere he went he was confronted by signs proclaiming the let of May. but each time it was followed by a huge ques- tion mark. He tried to find comfort in sleep. but of no avail. Every time he closed his eyes legions upon legions of May 21? in bright. bold letters, raced before him. And then the crashq! He was taken to Provo. and there this intelligent boy of eight months before. died a raving maniac. 1920 YIHIIIIIIUITUHIIntIIIIILYHUILmIImII1111111IIIYTTIYIIIIIIIHIHIIIInrllITIJ'JIIIIITYYIIII mIIIIIIlIImIILlLIIIIIHIIU Page 385

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She wears a little turbon, Stuck on one side of her head hVith feathers stuck up at the back, Pretty feathers of bright red. Her shoes were all run over They doxft look very neat. She never wears them any more Unless theytre on her feet. Her skirt was of bright yellow XVith red cheeks here and there, She always hangs it on her hips If she hangs it anywhere. Her hair hung down in corkscrews That fluttered round her waist, Beneath were a pear of purple hose That were walking with great hast. Now the street was very icy, But she got along alright- Till she went to cross the gutter, And found her skirt too tight. alt 3!: 3F :0: 3?: Candland- Say Romney. ltd like to know whether that girl who just passed was smiling at me or laughing at you?,, 3!! at 3k 3k 3k PedersonattHello Case, what are you doing these days? Case- Same old thing? Pederson-ttAre you? I thought your dad went to the coastp 5!: :1: 3k :k 3!: Clerk-ttXVhat size collar does your husband wear? Lady-ttDear me, Itve forgotten, but I know it,s larger than Fidotsf, 3! 9k 93 :13 ah TOO MUCH SophettVVhy are you cryingV Freshie-ttMa whipped me because my face was dirty, and then washed it. a! ?k H: :2: A: IN SOCIOLOGY Jense11-ttItts the things we haventt got that make us unhappy?y PenroseettHow about the toothache? 33 $ 1: 5.: :1: Mr. Olson-- VVhat,s the reason that young man stays so late when he callsW Lydia tdemurelyy-ttl am, papaft