Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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GREEN FRESHIES TO GREIC'IY YOL' tApologies t0 Clifton Linghanm These little Freshies that in the hallway grow, Half hidden by the great Seniors round them springiiz Although they hold their green heads so low, Are just the ones great things to he bringing. Shuned Freshies whose appearance is the first. In hall and in assemblye wild awaking, Before the rest their new stunts have rehearsed, Before the green Sophs into tight are breaking. They speak their wish to youea peaceful year, By Shy and timid promise somewhat wrented, And ever, ever, when the skies are drear The Frosh with a Soph's scalp are contented. N0 soft words, no stately measured phrase, Sonorous words of grandeur, Here shall meet you. A simple wish that grew in ignorant dayai Is 2111 I sendeGreen Freshies to greet you. 7FOLEYY THE SEGO LILLY Our own fair sego lilly, You bloom on every hill; Unconscious, little lilly, Of the place you fill. Our treasured little lilly, From lucious bulbs you grow; You bloom in early spring time Between the banks of snow. Forever fragrant lilly So loved by gale and breeze; Your sweetness they with gladnes: Are wafting oter the lens. 1:2 1mm tum , . 1 w k U You are a modest emhlem Of Utahys fair young state; A signal of her gladness While she is growing great. You have endured for ages, Quaffing the morning dew; May Utah live forever As pure and chaste as you. Stars grow to grace the heavens; You bloom to crown the land; Yet both were made and fashioned By One designing hand. -FOLEY

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Brother Wright must have trained the deputies of the Student Body Court; they are so darned efhcient. :3: 9k ,3 5k S! Thomas Howells will sure get there. His favorite words are, ttAlong the line of eternal progression? 3!: 3k 33 5k 9k Brother Jacobsen in TheologyelThe reason it takes me so long to call the roll is because the names of twenty discontinued students are 011 it. XVe might call the students that quit THE TWENTY WISE MEN? :3 3k :l: 3: :3 Way Kupp-ltWho is the slickest man 011 recordPl, Leigh Downe-llVVhy, the bird that gets acquitted in the Student Body Court? 3!: 334 3k :1: 5!! Ira Kaar has invented a patent hen-roost which he will sell when the summer vacation comes around. The patent consists of a sassafras pole about fifteen feet in length, which is flat on one side so that the hens may sit down and rest when they get tired during the night. 53 3k 93 ?k :IK After looking over one or two students who havent had their hair cut for at least three months, we are reminded of the engineer on a train that arrived in the city the other day. He informed several persons on the plat- form that he wouldnlt wash his face until he got good and ready. :3 3F :F 3F 3k SOME REMARKABLE RECORDS One hundred and ninety-seven dozen doughnuts consumed during Ipsa Loquitur sales tthis is not mentioning the holesj Seventy-seven pints of alcohol used in chemistry laboratory. tFor chem- istry? use your own jndgmentj Eighty-seven chews of gum found in Y-27 immediately after an Ipsa Loquitur meeting. Fifty-five thousand seven hundred pencils used during the school year and three times as many erasers. Thirty-one thousand two hundred and nineteen glasses of milk sold to the Freshman Class by the cafeteria in nine months. tNo doubt this accounts for the high price of mile Several clogs assisted the Choir at different times in devotional exercise. There was only three pints of booze and two bottles of near-beer left in Evanston after the Glee Club left. The Band performed at one rally during the entire year. The Freshies learned two yells and the chorus of the HGold and Bluefl The entire HGold and Blue, staff was laid up with indigestion after eating the nhot cross buns,, sold by the Sea Gulls.