Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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wYITH THE COLLEGE XVITS Did You? Did you ever sit on a starlight nighte And spoonewith the trees all round? And tell of your loveeto the musical Chirp Of the Katydids down on the ground? Have you ever danced with an orchestra swell Or been tripped by the door to the hall, And suddenly squeezedethe lemon they served inth the iced tea after the ball? Did you ever rideein a panama hat? Or swim on a bright afternoon? Or walk along by the side of a house? Or get lost in the dark of the moon? Did you ever taste a pear of shoes Or complexion of peaches and cream? Did you ever hear a dog wood bark, Or see moss on an old sun beam? Did you ever drink with a gingerbread Set up within reacheof your eye? Or eat a bite a mosquito made? You havenit? XYell. neither have I! 1: ar- ia a: s: Flattery is trying to buy friendship by bribery instead of honestly earn- ing it. $ 3!: 5k 3k i1 XYELL REASONED HeeBut you say yourself that your father is anxious to get you off his hands. SheeYes ; thatis why I dorft think heill listen to youeBoston Transcript. i: i: 3E 31: 3F The really Clever man is the man who thinks of a lot Of Clever things to say and then is Clever enough not to say them. l 31: 314 $ $ 1:1 NOiY THEY DONtT SPEAK itIt sure is awful carrying six courses, ttHow long since youive been a waiter? i! is 5k 95 :3 TIMES CHANGED VVillis-In the old days. kings had jesters to pull off the funny stuff. Gillis-And now they have diplomats do it. 3F :3 $11 14 i: FORCE OF HABIT Government stenographers have busy days now. Two fair young typists were talking about their work the other day, and one said, ttIsnyt it fierce, the CIinount of work we are getting now? ttFiercefw echoed the other. NI should say so. Why, yesterday I typed so many letters for my boss that last night I flnished up my prayers with yours trulyfiieiYashington Times. 7

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GREEN FRESHIES TO GREIC'IY YOL' tApologies t0 Clifton Linghanm These little Freshies that in the hallway grow, Half hidden by the great Seniors round them springiiz Although they hold their green heads so low, Are just the ones great things to he bringing. Shuned Freshies whose appearance is the first. In hall and in assemblye wild awaking, Before the rest their new stunts have rehearsed, Before the green Sophs into tight are breaking. They speak their wish to youea peaceful year, By Shy and timid promise somewhat wrented, And ever, ever, when the skies are drear The Frosh with a Soph's scalp are contented. N0 soft words, no stately measured phrase, Sonorous words of grandeur, Here shall meet you. A simple wish that grew in ignorant dayai Is 2111 I sendeGreen Freshies to greet you. 7FOLEYY THE SEGO LILLY Our own fair sego lilly, You bloom on every hill; Unconscious, little lilly, Of the place you fill. Our treasured little lilly, From lucious bulbs you grow; You bloom in early spring time Between the banks of snow. Forever fragrant lilly So loved by gale and breeze; Your sweetness they with gladnes: Are wafting oter the lens. 1:2 1mm tum , . 1 w k U You are a modest emhlem Of Utahys fair young state; A signal of her gladness While she is growing great. You have endured for ages, Quaffing the morning dew; May Utah live forever As pure and chaste as you. Stars grow to grace the heavens; You bloom to crown the land; Yet both were made and fashioned By One designing hand. -FOLEY