Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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wYITH THE COLLEGE XVITS Did You? Did you ever sit on a starlight nighte And spoonewith the trees all round? And tell of your loveeto the musical Chirp Of the Katydids down on the ground? Have you ever danced with an orchestra swell Or been tripped by the door to the hall, And suddenly squeezedethe lemon they served inth the iced tea after the ball? Did you ever rideein a panama hat? Or swim on a bright afternoon? Or walk along by the side of a house? Or get lost in the dark of the moon? Did you ever taste a pear of shoes Or complexion of peaches and cream? Did you ever hear a dog wood bark, Or see moss on an old sun beam? Did you ever drink with a gingerbread Set up within reacheof your eye? Or eat a bite a mosquito made? You havenit? XYell. neither have I! 1: ar- ia a: s: Flattery is trying to buy friendship by bribery instead of honestly earn- ing it. $ 3!: 5k 3k i1 XYELL REASONED HeeBut you say yourself that your father is anxious to get you off his hands. SheeYes ; thatis why I dorft think heill listen to youeBoston Transcript. i: i: 3E 31: 3F The really Clever man is the man who thinks of a lot Of Clever things to say and then is Clever enough not to say them. l 31: 314 $ $ 1:1 NOiY THEY DONtT SPEAK itIt sure is awful carrying six courses, ttHow long since youive been a waiter? i! is 5k 95 :3 TIMES CHANGED VVillis-In the old days. kings had jesters to pull off the funny stuff. Gillis-And now they have diplomats do it. 3F :3 $11 14 i: FORCE OF HABIT Government stenographers have busy days now. Two fair young typists were talking about their work the other day, and one said, ttIsnyt it fierce, the CIinount of work we are getting now? ttFiercefw echoed the other. NI should say so. Why, yesterday I typed so many letters for my boss that last night I flnished up my prayers with yours trulyfiieiYashington Times. 7

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