Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Perfectly Clear. Said an Irish leader: nMm, ye are on the verge of battle. Will yez fight or will yez run? tiWe will! came a chorus of eager replies. HWhich will yez do? says he. iiWe will not, says they. t'Thank ye, me min, says he; til thought ye would. Looking for Money. Little Fielding was discovered by his mother industriously smashing all the eggs in ths house. ttWhy, Fieldingf she cried, aghast, uwhat do you mean by breaking all those eggs'. Fielding answered: hI heard brother say there was money in eggs, and Iim tryin' to and It. Mrs. Spendall Hooking up from news- paperieWhatis a sinking fund, Arthur? Mr. Spendall tfircelyaeMlne is! We read that Dante went through Hell To find his sweetheart, tho, around her Fierce flames might rage. Most fellows -well Go through it, after they have found her! Duffin-Itts twenty minutes to one, and Yve been waiting here since a quarter to twelve! LundquisthWhat time did he say he would meet you? D-Ten minutes to eleven sharp. Boys, said a teacher to her Sunday school class, ttcan any of you quote a verse from the Scripture to prove that it is wrong to have two wivesim A bright boy raised his hand. iiWell, teacher. Thomas stood up. HNo man can serve two masters, he said proudly. Thomas, encouraged the The BabyeGooglygooglygoo-goo. The Mother-Yes, indeed, dear, thatts the public library. Why Hart Flunked. nWhat was the principal result of the flood? asked Bro. Moss. Hartland pondered the question grave- ly. ttI guess, he said slowly, tithe prin- cipal result was mud. There was a darned fool named Fred, From a young ladyts gown picked a thread; The young woman screamed, It was not as it seemeae For the thread was fastened to something inside of what she had outside, and be- fore Fred let go there Were six cops, a patrol wagon and 3,000 spectators, all having a perfectly good time, and not a pin in the crowd. Got iEm the First Time. itMr. Cartright,' tasked Bro. Kienke in the freshman class, tiwhat three words are used most among the college stu- dentsi ttI donit know, said the student. Correct, replied the professor. Their Real Reason Revealed. The Scotch bagpipe players were break- ing the atmosphere into thousands of fragments with their instruments. uWhy do those pipers keep walking up and down as they play?'i asked Chick Cannon of Bob Cannon. uI dontt know, was the peevish ane swer, itunless it makes them harder to hit? Advice to a Tramp. tTd like to cut your grass for a meal. ttDonit bother to cut it; eat it right off the ground. La RueeWhat do you thin: or my new pumps? LynneOh, theyire immense. There was a young man from Perth, Who was born on the day of his birth. He was married, they say, On his wifeis wedding day, And died on his last day on earth. Disqualified. Audrey-The man I marry must be brave, handsome, noble, and unselfish. NortheFarewell, this is my last call. A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to tute; Said the two, to the tutor, ttIs it harder to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot? D. J Smithe-I want a bottle of vaseline for my pompadour. Druggist-Scented or unscented? DaveeOh, 1,11 take it with me.

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