Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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A Distinct Advantage. Cotterell was suffering from toothache and his mother was endeavoring to calm him preparatory to the necessary visit to the dentist. Youlll be a brave boy and have it out, wonlt you, dear? she pleaded. ttlt wonlt hurt much, and then the ache will all be over. But the unhappy child continued to howl his protests. Then his brother, 6 years younger, came to his mother's aid. AW, go on an, have It out? he said. ttVVhatls the matter witl yeh? Donlt you know itlll be one less to clean? The Douboyls French. Dear mother, when not in a trench, My time goes not to waste; Iym learning how to speak some Frenche A language to my taste. A ttbed out here is called a lee, And ttbackll in French IS uough ; For yes, the word out here is wee, And ttwater they call to. ttNon when you would be saying ttno, And ttunder is called ttsoo A ttskin in French is called a ttpo ; Then we,' is always tinoof? The German soldier is a Dosh ; Instead of tall, say Htoo ; A ttpooketll they tell me is Nposhjl And then a tlstreet'l is r003, ttWithout is ttsan, and tin is ndan ; 0f running they say coor ; ttBefore they have made on ttavanfl And ttforll is always ttpoor. ttLaugh, when translated, sounds like streen; Falsell here is changed to ttfoe ; For ttwholl they substituted Lkeef And then for ttwordl, say nice? A ttdaughterll here is called a fee ; nIn place, it means an lieu ; ttTaken I just now heard called ttpreeft My dear mother, adieu. BarclayeWhat can I send her that will amuse her? HydeeSend her your picture. Bro. Horsfall-How many of the five problems can you solve? AldervAll but the first three and the last two. ELECTIVE EFFICIENCY. Down with Iverson! Down with Case! Down with the Barristers And the Bolsheviks Vote for Case And win the race! Vote for Iverson, Hels the one! Hurray for Case The man for the place! ttGet that guy? Yells Iverson,s men. An eye for an eye Is the motto then; And of all the push, And bats, and hips, And wrestles, and moans, Black eyes, thick lips That youlll ever see It hadlem all cheated I know darn well! Then out comes Wilson A fannint an, foggin, And slung all ttnonsense? On the toboggan! VVelre goin, in now And have our llections He said we had School government spoiled. But its all over now And the holes in our breeches As you maybe have seen Are closed up with stitches Both are good men and its darn hard to choose Vote either way And Ilm sure you canlt lose But the worst of it is We canlt all be pleased And the boy, Sterling Case The jeweled crown seized And I hope he will make In the year to come The president We think him And that will be some! Anonymous. I thought I knew I knew it all, But now I must confess The more I know I know I know, I know I know the less. No Quarantine Necessary. I am delighted to meet you? said Lin Northls father, shaking hands warmly with Bro. Jensen. HMy son took psy- chology from you this year, you know? HPardon me, said the professor; he was exposed to it, but he did not take it. 93:5: One Hundred Exg-iuyww

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Keep Electricity In Mind- In planning your home, the immense service Electricity per- forms in providing conveniences and doing all manner of household tasks is one of the most important things to be considered. Let our expert advise you on how to wire your house to the greatest advantage. Utah Power8z Light Co. Efficient Public Service Kearns Bldg. Was. 500 WHEN IN DOUBT take the trick, says Hoyle. What does that mean in every-day life? It means this: When you are not sure, do the sensible, conservative thing; take no chances; play safe. If you of your own knowledge know all about systems of shorthand, you are compe- tent to choose for yourself-you may play the trick at your own pleasure. But if you are not all-wise on that subject you will naturally be in doubt. You will have plenty of sure things offered you, supported by home-made statistics. You will be offered Heasy systems, shade-less systems, position-less systems-you will know them by their minus qualities. But are you sure they will take the trick? You are going to play your card once for all, and you want to make no mistake. You want the system that is the REAL SHORTHAN And what is that system? ' Pitmanic Phonography hats stood the wear and tear of eighty-odd years of use and is. still fresh, young, and growing. Pitmanic Phonography is written by over 90 per cent of Americas professional short- hand reporters. The proof? Find it in the roster of the National Shorthand Reportersl Association, printed in the annual itProceedingsil of that body. Pitmanic Phonography is written by more than 77 per cent of the shorthand clerks of the United States Government. The proof? Find it in the annual report of the United States Commissioner of Education. . Pitmanic Phonography is written by ninety-eight per cent of the official shorthand reporters of the State of New York. The proof? Find it in the roster of the New York State Shorthand Reporters, Association, printed in its annual ttProceedings. .Pitmanic Phoniography is a trump card. Play safe with it when you are in doubt about shorthand systems. For full information address The Phonographic Institute Company Cincinnati, Ohio BENN PITMAN, Founder JEROME B. HOWARD, President