Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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No Need of eeShoppmge Men don,t like to shop around when they are buying clothes and there is never any ne- cessity of it if you come here first. Hart Schaffner 8? Mam Clothes are made to fit every type of man and can be obtained at moder- ate prices. There is smart style and un- usual service in every garment. Copyright 1919 123:: Schaffner 8: Mat 1 Gardner 85 Adams C0. Kearns Building Salt Lake City

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Page GRADUATIONAL JOYS. Under the shade of Barratt Hall The sobbing Senior sits; The guy thot mighty man is he, Sits there with idle mits. The Freshmen play about his feet, To them he makes complaint; That lifets become a wretched bore, To try the soul of saint. It used to be the boy would Say, That hetd get out at night, And always have to search for nooks To ditch 0F. K. on sight. Those were good old days, they were, Of ivories, girls and shoWs; Of fun and good times by me pecx, But thats the way it goes! Those were good old days, they were. Alas, they come no more! The time has come when we must learn Our lessons to the core. And every time we see Horsfall Come marching up the street, We tip our hats and smile on him, As no other guy weid greet. For hes the graduation man, And he can stir a fuss; And if we don,t look wise, he sticks The rollers under us! At this the Senior wiped his eyes, And looked around once more; To his chagrin he found the frosh Asleep upon the floor. V And so you see, nobody cares, Or gives a darn for you; Nobody knows the agonies Us poor Seniors go thru! Nobody ever wants to know Or wants the time to come; When they stand up before the board Theytve picked a sour plum! eAnuuymous. Change in Diet. SneIIeWhat are we gomg to have for breakfast? HeinereHash. Snell-I thot it was about time; we haventt had any since last night. EXPLAINED. Maxel caught you under the mistle- toe. Mayilf you kiss me, Itll scream. MaxeBut if you scream, will hear you. May-And if I don,t scream, how will they know Itve been kissed? the people Crafty. Mr. Stohlel want you to meet my daughters, they are worth their weight in gold. - HarteWhich one is the heaviest? There was a young lady from Ypres, Who ran like the deuce from the snypers, To her zeal she proved martyr, For snap went herefshoe string, And the next day ttwas all in the pypers. Mary had a little lamp It was well trained no doubt, For every time a fellow called The little lamp went out. Can you buy them already trained??? 80 Say We All. Seegmiller tin CitizenshileDo you understand the League of Nations propo- sitions? Neslenel think so. SeegreWould you mind them? Nes.-I,ll feel better if I donlt try. I only said I think I understand. Whenever I get to explaining I have my doubts about whether I do or not. explaining John PearteWhat did your little ones say when you told them there is no San- ta Claus? Bro. VickerseThey asked me if I was just finding it out. eA prize has been offered to the per- son who is. able to translate the follow- mg: Boyibus kissibus Sweeta girlorum Girlibus likibus Wanta Someorum Pater puellibus Enter parlorm Kickibus pueribus Exodus dorum Nightibus darkibus Nonus lamporum Climibus fencibus Breechibus torum. How'd'ygitthatway? Many people wondered why this great photoplay was never produced. Here is its hand-bill: GREAT MOVIE SPECTACLE In the Palace of the King 5000 People 4000 Costumes. One H undreo Seventy

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