Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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$2- R I, q Will PM Cousin kalc u ILD. S. H.Comncemen! 1 mknlu.yillrhiths amul' M Inf hr 0:. unu-I senior a pm amt eununenunfwux on - m. rub: m or um Jool'ph 1r. ; aquI Mmorlu IIIIIIIIII-u- m- Mnr- L nu: Caldwell qu be conch lanth- phymdmoculliuhmm. mum- Bue- um Owen 0. mm Heath ubucllla Scheulcr. Amy: Lynn I RicbirdnB 3m :1; mm zIms , Mrs. Spencer: warm Norton. Bubee; . mud Sun! I . no pnynn were chosen by I com- 1 M mlsm. Olin! leaml hlviug ' be demented III: week um.qu have I uaunx cwm at 1,500. The vhy VIII bu unIy part or III. commencemam week pro gram. the vu-IoIIu chain at lha school 7137- I In; pnpaud pun 0! ma week's pI-o- . gum. m LLB; s.- U. Student: Will Give Big Oratorio . By vuy or u Innovation III musIcaI cIrcIen. III- L. D s. U. achnoI o! muslc 1 I.- pmmII-I; In Mr. u: omarIo wIth ' ,Menlca:;dllkhunr attacks on the Ins: lchnol commenczmen! we The oralorlo belng rehearsed 1.3 mm- PmtequI-Ials bun; Mn. Margaret Summerhnya an! :00 szuIIeIIIaf' In In parlormlnce Pro! I . B. Gala! dlrocung the enure producllonll Eh. amana III buI a pan of nan: Ire week'l VEDmm planned Ior 4he ' :o-In. o! the .chaox, each IIIgIIr. en- erulnrnanl bung under the direction I'll :ho vanoua Elma o! the Immu- ne II n D. 'IIIIIversIIy amyu. III enacted In he fInIsIIeII In ten days. Mn:- van 0: kvannx nae new nouns. - bogal lhla murIIIIIg The new umpu. time h 'I chum: um nd- 'dIlth:l prnpeny Will he bought which :wIII tau to ma Clmpul we give it a 1 am or In ten IWTIIXLa Ia Io b0 IIIIIII an the waIeI-II IIde ark HIS grounds am! It I! pinned to Ink . shun; durrI-Ig lhe tnmesunls 5 LM-7 DoctorsFail latIu-ouIm-Icl ea -faulm mun: Innu- .I doun InecI-IIII non: b I I Mai: ifff m I III I-.oI' . mm '1me u- u u1h l. 'lN Ila Ilihlmm InmlinenI ' In 'M II. Ham . :Inm: nIiev-dh yu- unclwnlll-otion Ih-I .- men um yo. . bonke- Wu h-nLttodn ur. ux- ud cum. D.D. Mllnugnbrslmmseasa; w his Is IgIngce-ssary TUESDAY. APRIL 1 1919 SALT LAKE CITY UTAII L 11.8. Students Enlarge Campus Raze Historic 01d Kimball Rouse IIRIMIIEAIID BYLD:3.;U.NINE ' Jordm 'h, h In! hoof! him am. In: datum; venues: by Incl. 5. uIIIveI-sny. II a gen w:- a nd weII 911M but. thug ohlnt or Stow ! for mu or- Inn Ina much for tho hung . KI Illawrl lb. 1 mn Cm criaI-Iza Cnnmm. Morton Cannon Cannom Mklna SHIderl Benn gmmm, Sm Luca n. umull bur ma oIn-xuu mm m. of III. 1. D. an Inn n. n. Ia n1. aaya m eornc n. n- Ion mm In. ma. In In: by Albmm Plul In 12:15.2. Then villi bu soldm Inven tor um pm by 35m II Park commny. Bronxa mean. wIII ha tinnH for lecond WN- Hm: quIowa: non, Plernn. WInxer, Charla! Can- Cannun. Paul C-III nnan, a Smironksafka h c a II 1' us I Y! h manna. u n ussn FIFTY YEARS CLEARS SKIN AT ALL DRUGGISTS Nick Cannon :5 nearly dead with it alreaay 32:235. ..:;';;.....,...MM mmisdkl INI Rheuimtism! and 1.11 M I mul III boning mm. min; dry m1 plm aver Im mi ... Jinnk uwvzl: lThis Space fo r RENT? k House - kaers Weinies. W With potatoes and Pop By Year in L. lchonl yesteI-dnx tuI eye: at Innmctors BecInnInx next tan .I'Ipervtsed study I: m be hour mmuon periods and length- :13: daHy wston: mm mm mm .uu The day wm ha vadzd lmo I st clus rucuanon permd: in pm..- III seven and Lam 1:135;le Ipe um hour In dumuon. 45 mlnmes heII-IS allowed for rncilnlxon .md 15 minuhv 11 ot '5 mention- Self N Tho . liquo 1 turn mbaso ta ke Io men hb m pIz'Iy ol . swung: or in; L 'D, s. chan'x Illp up on .tudyxng next year uma- an In unnounuement made ll- tha IcpooI lhll momlng. For dunn; the 1m mo uuon' an studying III th Por cans; tho in ma with ggm Jimmilquon AND BE meox'ea In your Imam rondhlallu craving or need for mu liquor or arug- No Indian withdrawal or the drug In- The Keeley Institule' 334 West SUIIIII Tempu- F re shmevz Notice! OldeFashioned Manitor 'To Supervise Study Next D. 45. University tor sun.rvbed SH! dy Thu Study .- Iod: at the students In Ihe nbrgn 'III also be undu- she axern eye In so all lha dear old Nell '4 MI undemkndlng and mi mus nl nging Imo unmvelled demhs wm be at no avaIL Premdenl Guy 0. NEW or mi Il'h :IIIIIIIon say: ma: me. presem gen- anIIan at studmu need' In IndIy h lhl m'xxhoua a! study tn the ide- yhn reamed wI-u :doplion IhroughouI Yup, ceunII-y bu! ,qhurch school becmiw Iwo - I; .Ien scarce! ,yeI-InIueII It. Now. how ever, an no in: ane. Mh- be Inga out, ' 6 CI Do I Iaadurs In 2mm? work m?! 5: p133 .. II 10 Panama. mun just mm mm: I w mnblem dan r... I , a Keeley mama; mu mmI'm- an II i. m Jam Imumx. If is no Immune Iaulnmub. t. No aickm, nr IuInIIIng m imptmos from me beginning. Wasatch 1753. Vnd n m world m l W n-In'm .u hu?nl Inn-nhnuf'm. mm Klinv M or vlhx :Ii'I'IoIII a madman u unIrI smu' 3.5m WT'. W I I III? a-gpx wmfmvamn F 399 One Human.

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wmm. . ,. t... e H hw'i't rem. .. ,, GENTLE jABS By Anonymous. Heber Jex-For gosh sakes, Jex, git organized! L. J. Barolay-What he needs most is general replacement. Virginia FreezeeO, Virginiaea-now we are alone! Jesse DuffineThou art wise as thou art beautiful. Note-Draw your own con- clusions. Lynn RichardshWhy no more fitted for butterls milking and cow,s churning than- Milton StringhameOh, Lord, how long? Andrew FoleyePardon, sir, ttis a pass- ing shame that I, unworthy body that I am, should censor such a lovely gentle man. Douglas HalversoneThe wildest hath not such a heart as you!! Horton Neilson-That is studyls God- like recompense. Newell CotterelleWhen thterell gets a haircut, the world dons its festive rags. Ren CummingseHe struts through the halls with his pockets jingling as if he were a member of the S. S. S. Hartland HallidayeHartls just like the little children. Max Creer-eAll thatis the matter with him is the disability. Lucile CoveyeSheld be alright if she could see any of 11s. Paul Hodgsone-He believes in getting his fur trimmed by Christian Science. Chas. RicheGosh, ainit he a bear CU Milton Cutler-If avoirdupois counts, Fat sure romps away with the bacon. Thomas Winters-If his hands go over the cliff, he surely does. Avery CaineeeHe adheres to the theory that its cheaper to get a dog license than a shave. Fielding K. Smithelf olive oil, vaseline, and Bandoline Were the only things he used on his hair, we wouldntt say a word, but- Eric PollardeAll jesting in the sewer; the boys sure there! Helen Keate-eOh, Spearmint, you look so Wriggly! Mick Cannon-You know it! Buzz GileseBricks are red and neither is he. Bob WhittiereHow dly git that way, Bob? Dorothy Snow-I dontt believe she ever did a wrong think in her life, therefore can't think of anything bad to say about her. B. V. D.-Awl this gunk wus rit buy won hoo wus knot risponcibal, conce- quently doughnit taik a fence N. E. of yu slapt wonsJeAnonymous. PERTINENT PARAGRAPHS. In the monarchial algebra ttexli equals nothing. We shall beat our swords into plow- shares and our corkscrews into button- hooks. iiDon't smoke round the tank! If your life isn't worth anything, gasoline islll An optimist looks at an oyster and ex- pects a pearl. A pessimist looks at an oyster and expects ptomame poisoning. lVever run after a woman or a street car; there will be another along in a few minutes. A gossip is a person who tells things before we have a chance to tell them our- selves. Might Have Saved It. nPat, herels the dollar I borrowed of ye last wake? NBedad, Mike, lid forgot all about it. ttOch, why the divil didnlt ye say so? Elsa-Better not ask papa yet, dear. He has the gout in one foot. NewelleAll right. Illl wait till he gets well or gets the gout in both feet. English B. Miss Pendletone-What are you doing, John; copying his paper? StookeyeNo, malam. I am just seeing whether he has copied mine correctly. How'd It Happen? Margetts-I was over to see her last night, when someone threw a brick through the window and hit the poor girl in the side! Sloan-Did it hurt her? Margetts-No; but it broke three of my fingers. ttWhat is a nut? asked a teacher of a student. The student replied in verse: Wheflli youlve bats in your belfry that 11 I When your comprenez-vous rope is out, When youlve nobody home, In the top of your dome, Then your heads not a headeit's a. nut. Page One Hnndrea Sixty-eight

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Page GRADUATIONAL JOYS. Under the shade of Barratt Hall The sobbing Senior sits; The guy thot mighty man is he, Sits there with idle mits. The Freshmen play about his feet, To them he makes complaint; That lifets become a wretched bore, To try the soul of saint. It used to be the boy would Say, That hetd get out at night, And always have to search for nooks To ditch 0F. K. on sight. Those were good old days, they were, Of ivories, girls and shoWs; Of fun and good times by me pecx, But thats the way it goes! Those were good old days, they were. Alas, they come no more! The time has come when we must learn Our lessons to the core. And every time we see Horsfall Come marching up the street, We tip our hats and smile on him, As no other guy weid greet. For hes the graduation man, And he can stir a fuss; And if we don,t look wise, he sticks The rollers under us! At this the Senior wiped his eyes, And looked around once more; To his chagrin he found the frosh Asleep upon the floor. V And so you see, nobody cares, Or gives a darn for you; Nobody knows the agonies Us poor Seniors go thru! Nobody ever wants to know Or wants the time to come; When they stand up before the board Theytve picked a sour plum! eAnuuymous. Change in Diet. SneIIeWhat are we gomg to have for breakfast? HeinereHash. Snell-I thot it was about time; we haventt had any since last night. EXPLAINED. Maxel caught you under the mistle- toe. Mayilf you kiss me, Itll scream. MaxeBut if you scream, will hear you. May-And if I don,t scream, how will they know Itve been kissed? the people Crafty. Mr. Stohlel want you to meet my daughters, they are worth their weight in gold. - HarteWhich one is the heaviest? There was a young lady from Ypres, Who ran like the deuce from the snypers, To her zeal she proved martyr, For snap went herefshoe string, And the next day ttwas all in the pypers. Mary had a little lamp It was well trained no doubt, For every time a fellow called The little lamp went out. Can you buy them already trained??? 80 Say We All. Seegmiller tin CitizenshileDo you understand the League of Nations propo- sitions? Neslenel think so. SeegreWould you mind them? Nes.-I,ll feel better if I donlt try. I only said I think I understand. Whenever I get to explaining I have my doubts about whether I do or not. explaining John PearteWhat did your little ones say when you told them there is no San- ta Claus? Bro. VickerseThey asked me if I was just finding it out. eA prize has been offered to the per- son who is. able to translate the follow- mg: Boyibus kissibus Sweeta girlorum Girlibus likibus Wanta Someorum Pater puellibus Enter parlorm Kickibus pueribus Exodus dorum Nightibus darkibus Nonus lamporum Climibus fencibus Breechibus torum. How'd'ygitthatway? Many people wondered why this great photoplay was never produced. Here is its hand-bill: GREAT MOVIE SPECTACLE In the Palace of the King 5000 People 4000 Costumes. One H undreo Seventy