Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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wmm. . ,. t... e H hw'i't rem. .. ,, GENTLE jABS By Anonymous. Heber Jex-For gosh sakes, Jex, git organized! L. J. Barolay-What he needs most is general replacement. Virginia FreezeeO, Virginiaea-now we are alone! Jesse DuffineThou art wise as thou art beautiful. Note-Draw your own con- clusions. Lynn RichardshWhy no more fitted for butterls milking and cow,s churning than- Milton StringhameOh, Lord, how long? Andrew FoleyePardon, sir, ttis a pass- ing shame that I, unworthy body that I am, should censor such a lovely gentle man. Douglas HalversoneThe wildest hath not such a heart as you!! Horton Neilson-That is studyls God- like recompense. Newell CotterelleWhen thterell gets a haircut, the world dons its festive rags. Ren CummingseHe struts through the halls with his pockets jingling as if he were a member of the S. S. S. Hartland HallidayeHartls just like the little children. Max Creer-eAll thatis the matter with him is the disability. Lucile CoveyeSheld be alright if she could see any of 11s. Paul Hodgsone-He believes in getting his fur trimmed by Christian Science. Chas. RicheGosh, ainit he a bear CU Milton Cutler-If avoirdupois counts, Fat sure romps away with the bacon. Thomas Winters-If his hands go over the cliff, he surely does. Avery CaineeeHe adheres to the theory that its cheaper to get a dog license than a shave. Fielding K. Smithelf olive oil, vaseline, and Bandoline Were the only things he used on his hair, we wouldntt say a word, but- Eric PollardeAll jesting in the sewer; the boys sure there! Helen Keate-eOh, Spearmint, you look so Wriggly! Mick Cannon-You know it! Buzz GileseBricks are red and neither is he. Bob WhittiereHow dly git that way, Bob? Dorothy Snow-I dontt believe she ever did a wrong think in her life, therefore can't think of anything bad to say about her. B. V. D.-Awl this gunk wus rit buy won hoo wus knot risponcibal, conce- quently doughnit taik a fence N. E. of yu slapt wonsJeAnonymous. PERTINENT PARAGRAPHS. In the monarchial algebra ttexli equals nothing. We shall beat our swords into plow- shares and our corkscrews into button- hooks. iiDon't smoke round the tank! If your life isn't worth anything, gasoline islll An optimist looks at an oyster and ex- pects a pearl. A pessimist looks at an oyster and expects ptomame poisoning. lVever run after a woman or a street car; there will be another along in a few minutes. A gossip is a person who tells things before we have a chance to tell them our- selves. Might Have Saved It. nPat, herels the dollar I borrowed of ye last wake? NBedad, Mike, lid forgot all about it. ttOch, why the divil didnlt ye say so? Elsa-Better not ask papa yet, dear. He has the gout in one foot. NewelleAll right. Illl wait till he gets well or gets the gout in both feet. English B. Miss Pendletone-What are you doing, John; copying his paper? StookeyeNo, malam. I am just seeing whether he has copied mine correctly. How'd It Happen? Margetts-I was over to see her last night, when someone threw a brick through the window and hit the poor girl in the side! Sloan-Did it hurt her? Margetts-No; but it broke three of my fingers. ttWhat is a nut? asked a teacher of a student. The student replied in verse: Wheflli youlve bats in your belfry that 11 I When your comprenez-vous rope is out, When youlve nobody home, In the top of your dome, Then your heads not a headeit's a. nut. Page One Hnndrea Sixty-eight