Laredo High School - La Pitahaya Yearbook (Laredo, TX)

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mg lmLLPI,1Q5,rffQLQ Organizations HESE dainty feminine creatures were chosen by the Sock 'em Club as their ideal girls. They look a little foolish, but have pity on them, you would look foolish too if you were in their positi-on. The duty of the Sock 'em Girls is to pick up the pieces and solder them together after a meeting of the Sock 'em Club. They wear chic little uniforms of pea green faced with polka dot lavender, with trim brass spittoons on their heads. The S0035-,tem Club would have had its picture in this book but the censors did thelir duty. The Sock 'ems wanted to have their pictures taken in their initiation uniforms, but it was too cold so they wore a smile instead. The dear little girls consented to give their beauty secrets to the public. Carier Peanut says to bathe only on Tuesdays and Saturdays, of every third month. Pauline Swancoat uses Arsenic Face Powder. Henrietta Neff chews t'Sylple g to keep that nymphe shape Miss Killam wears 4'Shape-0 corsets. Gertie Burr uses 61 Lacquer to improve the complexion. Carlene Gorman says drink Paregoric for that tired feeling. THE PEEPING TOMS This is an organization open to Physics students only. The object of this club is to peek through the Musemn Periscope at the other side of the river Cespecially on warm daysj. Ralph Connor is the founder of the Peepers, and anyone may join who thinks he or she has a strong constitution. The motto of this club is Truth is beauty, Beauty is Truth . No Freshies are allowed to belong to this outfit, because of the tender condition of their brains. Also, all A students are barred Cthey wouldn't want to join anywayj . Miss Bertha Casey is the club advisor and most ardent worker. The colors are blush pink. THE FIVE YEARERS Virginia Beyette and Johnny Beyette, Madelyn Ward, and Garey Burr all belong to this club. The Trig class will belong next year and mostiof the Juniors year after next. No one can join who doesn't love High school so well, he or she will stay in one grade two or more years. The club device is a diploma flying away over the horizon with a frowning parent underneath. This is the easiest. club in High School to join, just try and see if it isn't. A D or so is the only credential needed to be a full-fledged member in good standing. It is sponsored by all teachers, according to the members. ' Page 14

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