Laredo High School - La Pitahaya Yearbook (Laredo, TX)

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t v r if I I LA D 1 TA I-1 YA i r 'J I r i , . . E Actwtty HE most important activity of this school is what was once called spooning. The unfortunate beings on this page are not the only ones who take part in this work but they are important because they got their wires crossed. i Park benches are the classrooms for this courseg but any old place from the i cemetery road to the front parlor may be used. Any time when there is moder- P ate privacy is the right time, and even that 's not absolutely necessary. The most proficient students taking this course are: Barbara Biggio, and Leon 5 George and Mary 5 John D. and Carmen S. These have the highest stand- ing just now, but everyone has taken at least part of a course. I These pupils are especially fond of-you guessed it-chaperons, Cespecially the kind that snoop around in dark corners and don 't stay out in the light where ! everyone can see themb. As a sign of their affectionate regard for chaperons, I they have presented a small siren to all Whom they could find. This little horn I honks at every third step and Warns the-jaybirds of the chaperon's approach. i Garey belonged to this class, until he Wore out the football dummy i practicing. Rats Killam also belonged, until he discovered that he didn 't have p a partner. Q if Here is the sweetheart 's version of the bedtime prayer: i Now I lay me down to sleep, Angels guard my loved one's head. If I should die before I wake Donit let her marry that other him instead. This is the chaperon's prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep, Angels, make my eyes sharp. 1 If I should die before I wake Q Please take me where the neckers harp. I l Special courses in chaperon losing were installed, but they were discon- tinued when the official chaperons, Shirley and Mrs. Moore, began to take interest in the sport itself. These courses may be started again if Miss Doss and Miss Hyland can be persuaded to take the classes. Last News!!! Mr. Stapp and Miss De la Garza have joined the classes and are rapidly forging to the front. They will soon have Johnny and Jessie 's place. Page 136 .,,,, ' -.,, W, K

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