Laredo High School - La Pitahaya Yearbook (Laredo, TX)

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f N .f 41:- 'ii' ,fl Dx mmf: ill. ' Business English INCE the organization of a class in Business English, much improvement has been shown among the students in their letter writing as will be seen in the following sample letters. The great influence of this subject is proved by the fact that these letters were mainly written by people who have never been to a Business English class. These letters will also serve as a sample of the written work in history, mathematics, language and science since it is the only writing they have done this semester. Dear Floyd: I love you, but I have already given my life to someone else. But I will always remember you as a sincere friend. Lovenly yours, MATHILDE LOYER. Dear Mathilde: I am writing you to tell you I love you. I think you are a little darling. I'm tired of this lonely world and want a darling to love me, and I think you would do. Now, FLOYD SMITH Friends, Romans, and Countrymen, lend me your ears! ibut wash them first! Darling that is the silliest thing I ever heard of-my Lord I would have knocked the silly fool over. And he isn't even good-looking! Darling have you ever loved a boy that you just absolutely knew didn't even like you. Well-I do. But heck! I can't help it. everyone thinks he is a sissy, all but me. I guess he has forgotten I ever existed I know he don't even know me! But believe me! I know him! and only too well. I wonder how Bunny knew? Well, he's just as good as her darling Gene. Mrs. Melberger has sure been nice to me, but heck! I don't think daddy cares if I don't pass in Spanish cause last night I told him I wasn't scared of anything much but Spanish and he said, well do you have to take Spanish? And I told him no and he said well Spanish sure is hard especially the first year!! I know I'm going to fail. Well, so shoot. Your pal, BOOTS. please don't go back on me. Dear Charles: Thank you so much. You're such a dear sweet little boy to lend it to me. Whyn't you ever come out to see me any more. Don't ya love me no more? Well, ta ta old devil, Me ADELAIDE BUNN Hello Katherine: How are you this morning angel eyes? Your honey boy is feeling dopy but I hope his little tweetums is as fit as a fiddle as the saying goes. Are oo mad a oo ittle boy? Your little boy lofs you aw hole lot, don't you? Little dovey of my dreams. Last night I dreamed of you. We was walking down a lane, I was holding you in my arms, I was about to kiss you when I woke. Darn it. Answer you little boy soon. Dood-bie oo ittle sweet dirl. Lovingly, TOM L. Answer You make me tired and I wish you would leave me alone. I do not like such nonsense, so please stop it. KATHERINE COBB. Dear Ethel: Sav someone told me you had sworn off necking. Is that so? Don't kid me that way. Even if it was true, I wouldn't believe it. Has Kathleen sworn off too? If so thlaifs too bad. I don't see how anybody can help kissing her she is so loveable. No Jo mg. Don't you think that guy that made that speech was about half-cracked? Say, tell Mary not to let Conner put his arm around her in town anymore, or in the Crysler either. Ha! Ha! M. SEAMAN. Arg K Page 134

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t v r if I I LA D 1 TA I-1 YA i r 'J I r i , . . E Actwtty HE most important activity of this school is what was once called spooning. The unfortunate beings on this page are not the only ones who take part in this work but they are important because they got their wires crossed. i Park benches are the classrooms for this courseg but any old place from the i cemetery road to the front parlor may be used. Any time when there is moder- P ate privacy is the right time, and even that 's not absolutely necessary. The most proficient students taking this course are: Barbara Biggio, and Leon 5 George and Mary 5 John D. and Carmen S. These have the highest stand- ing just now, but everyone has taken at least part of a course. I These pupils are especially fond of-you guessed it-chaperons, Cespecially the kind that snoop around in dark corners and don 't stay out in the light where ! everyone can see themb. As a sign of their affectionate regard for chaperons, I they have presented a small siren to all Whom they could find. This little horn I honks at every third step and Warns the-jaybirds of the chaperon's approach. i Garey belonged to this class, until he Wore out the football dummy i practicing. Rats Killam also belonged, until he discovered that he didn 't have p a partner. Q if Here is the sweetheart 's version of the bedtime prayer: i Now I lay me down to sleep, Angels guard my loved one's head. If I should die before I wake Donit let her marry that other him instead. This is the chaperon's prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep, Angels, make my eyes sharp. 1 If I should die before I wake Q Please take me where the neckers harp. I l Special courses in chaperon losing were installed, but they were discon- tinued when the official chaperons, Shirley and Mrs. Moore, began to take interest in the sport itself. These courses may be started again if Miss Doss and Miss Hyland can be persuaded to take the classes. Last News!!! Mr. Stapp and Miss De la Garza have joined the classes and are rapidly forging to the front. They will soon have Johnny and Jessie 's place. Page 136 .,,,, ' -.,, W, K