Lapeer High School - Pantherscope Yearbook (Lapeer, MI)

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 Hit and Miss Siiny: I consider that sheep arc the stupidest creatures living.” Smith: (absent-mindedly) Yes, my lamb.” Clifford Taylor: Lo, Dick, fish- ing' Dick Belz: Naw, drowning worms.” Frances Thorne: Who gave you the black eye, Jim?” Jim McMullen: Nobody gave it to me: I had to fight for it.” Teacher: Don, you mustn’t laugh out loud in the school room. Don Spencer: I didn’t mean to do it. I was smiling, and the smile busted.” Marcia Cary: So you slipped out and got drunk because I wouldn’t marry you?” Well, I’ve changed my mind and will marry you.” Jim Bentley: Humph! I’ve got to be drunker than this to marry you!” Beauchamp: But surely you didn’t look for the escaping gas with a match?” Kruger: Ah, but this was a safety match.” Pete H.: I want some tires.” Salesman: Balloon tires?” Pete: Naw, automobile tires.” Coach: Did you take a shower?” Floyd Spencer: No, is there one • • o» missing: Kingsbury: Did you notice any change in me?” H. Green: No, why?” Kingsbury: I just swallowed a dime.” Mr. Nicholson: Young man, the light of this house goes out at ten o’clock.” Bill Boger: That suits me. Don’t delay on my account.” Harold C.: Do you mind if I pull the shade down, the sun shines in my eyes. Venola: Aw, leave it up, sun’s good for green things.” Ink White: Only fools are positive.” Don S.: Are you positive?” Ink White: Positive.” Harold: Why do they call sailboats 'She’?” R. Pennington: I don’t know.” Harold: Because they make a better showing in the breeze.” Don Spencer: A chicken in the car is worth two walking home.” Ink White: Hey! officer, how do you call a cop?” Let Cliff: Just say Moses and the bull rushes.” Beach: If a man smashes a clock, could he be convicted for killing time?” Smith: Not if the clock struck first.” Miss Kruger: When did the practice of burning witches come to an end?” Little Harold Cliff: When the cost of fuel went up.” Miss Palmer: (in French class) What mood?” Marcia Cary: The cow.” Man at the door: Madame, I’m the piano tuner.” Marjorie Kerr: I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The Man: I know it, lady; the neighbors did.” Lillian Harvey: My ancestors came over in the 'Mayflower’.” Lillian Nass: That’s nothing, my father descended from an aeroplane.” (5 PAGE SIXTEEN

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EVERETT FLOYD, ’29 PAGE EIGHTEEN