Lanier Township High School - Lanierian Yearbook (West Alexandria, OH)

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lil E A LITTE HUMOR SOME EXAMINATION QUESTIONS 1. VVhen was the lVar of 1812? 2. VVho wrote McCauley's UHistory of Englandu? 3. 'Nhat two countries took part in the Spanish-American VVar? 4. How long was the Hundred Years' lVar? 4? 4? 4? A: t'I'm your neighbor now, I live just across the river. B: Hlndeed? I hope you'll drop in some day. 4? 4? 4? DID YOU EVER TRYM- Shaking hands with the clock? Finding out what the pave 'tment ? Talking to the soul of your shoe? Tying knots in a board? Listening to jack in the Pulpit? Lighting a fire with a boxing match? To straighten a curling iron? XVatching a rail fence? To teach the pupil of your eye? Vlfhispering to an ear of corn? 4? 4? 4? Mr. Duffield Cin Latin classl-Can you decline hug ? Lela and Ruth Cin one voicej-No, Sir. We can't decline it. FORREST HAS A CRYSTAL SET V. EbyiGetting any distance? F. Bell4Yes, Vv'est Alexandria came in on both ear phones last night. 4? 4? 4? CORRELATION Mr. Hoerner-4VVhat was the t'Round Tableu? Earl VVilliamson-A plane surface bound- ed by a curved line equidistant from a point known as- 4? 4? 4? Luella-May I have a moinent of your time? Miss Hershey-Certainly. Luellaf-1 want to tell you all I know. 4? 4? 4? He who can bottle up his temper is a corkerf' 4? 4? 4? Glenn Brandenburg4 1s this the second hand store? Clerk- Yes, sir. Glenn-- I want one for 1ny watch. 4? 4? 4? Mr. Duffield: VVhen Napoleon put the crown on his own head, what did that sig- nity? joe: 'AI love ine. 4? 4? 4? To avoid germs, stand alone in a crowd. +......,..,.......................... ..................... ................................. .... .................. ,..,... .............4y i Eat Shaver's Ice Cream 1 Q A? 'St'l'f'i1mtfC'5 C9F?i.3'l..,...f'.f .'. ................ a ,..... ....,..., .Z ..,. .. . ...., Z Z... ..,.,......., , .I M.. ..., .... A b..,V. ,. -VV' ,- . ,uf Wwfwzsfssw ' Compliments of SI-IAVER'S ICE CREAM FACTORY Phone 108 EATON, omo Q-o--o--o-vo--o--s--o--o-4... .o..o..,...........,..g.....,................Q l lil lil l 53

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4y.......... ..,...........,..,...........,........... .........4y l 1 Compliments of Fahrenholz Bros. Garage 5 hevrolet and Oldsmobile Sales and Service TIRES, ACCESSORIES AND COOPER BATTERIES First Class General Repair at Reasonable Rates FREE BATTERY INSPECTION PHONE No. 2570 TAU EL TAU CLUB The Tau lil Tau Club was organized October l, l925. At the hrst meet- ing the officers were elected. They are as follows: President, Von Klepingerg Vice President, Robert Wfest, and Harold Baughman, Secretary and Treasurer. XVe held meetings every other Tuesday. XVe held several informal meetings in which we discussed business matters. On December Sth, we gave an entertainment. Charles Bowers, musician and artist, entertained. He gave a very interesting program and the public was well pleased. On December l8th we held a formal meeting and discussed Roberts' Rules of Order and also made plans for decorating the assembly for Christmas. On the evening of December 19th we decorated the assembly. The Club has taken care of the librarv and has completely reorganized and catalogued it. lt is now possible to get any book you desire as a librarian is always in charge. The Club has published a weekly newsette, ',lfhe Chatter Box. It con- tains all the school activities, jokes, crossword puzzles and continued stories. As a whole the club has had a very successful season and are intending to carry on the work next year. l52l

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?'. . ' O O . . . O 0 Q 0 9 . . . ' O . . . . . . . . . . O O . . O U 0 . O U O . . . . .'? E Compliments of E 5 Zimmerman E3 Son 5 2 Funeral Directors 2 AMBULANCE SERVICE L. R. ZIMMERMAN L. J. ZIMMERMAN E Gratis, Ohio West Alexandria, O. I Phone 87 Phone 1900 1 i'. '. O O O . C 0 U O O . O . . 0 U '. . . O Q O' . 0 . , ' . 0 . . O 0 . . . ' . . O . . . . . .' SOME MORE HUMOR Bertaful want to do something big and clean betore I die. Dorthyf lVhy not wash an elephant? 4? 4? 4? AESOP REVISED Birds of a feather Hunk together. 4? 4? 4? It takes a lot of sense to get by without knowing anything. 4? 4? 4? A man all wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. 4? 4? 4? George Suggs-A terrible accident oc- curred on the train today. Helen Barton-Oh! VVhat was it? GeorgegOh, a woman had her eye on a seat and a man sat on it. 4? 4? 4? Ralph Meyers Cafter report cards were given outl- Did you ever get overseas?'l Pearl Hamm- Nope-never got a grade above a D. 4? 4? 4? XYe heard recently of a poet who wrote about the VVindows in his soul, and we wondered if he was any relation to the guy who had a pain in his stomach. English Teacher+VVhat are the three words in the English language that are used the most? Forest Bell-I don't know. English Teacher-Correct. 4? G 4? Mr. Vtfilson-Young man what do you expect to be when you are out ol school? Freddie--An old man, Sir. 4? 4? 4? A woodpecker lit on a freshnran's head and settled down to drill, He bored away for half an hour and then he broke his bill. 4? 4? 4? ON MATH EXAM. How far were you from the right an- swer? Ujust two rows, exactlyf 4? 4? 4? Prof.: XYhat was the Sherman Act? Student: Marching Through Georgia. 4? Q 4? First Flea: Been on a hike? Second Flea: No, on a tramp. 4? 4? 4? Mr. Dutiield: t'XVhat are pauses? Vernie lily: They grow on Cats, donit they? IIB lil l 54