Lane Technical High School - Lane Tech Prep Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

Text from Pages 1 - 74 of the 1924 volume:

, V Y-n---- - I William Bogan, Principal he lane er rep Printed and Published by the Students of Lane Technical High School Chicago, January, l92+l Vol. XVI No. 5 IE lil lil Tifrhlc uf ml11liP1'liEa Cover ..A................ .... H ago Lindberg Gracluafes, january, 1924 ....... ...,..... 3 -34 Class History CEi'eret johnsonj ....... . . 34 Rocco CGeorge Kleinertj ............... . . 35 jolznm' Comes to Life CAaron Lauterj ...,.., , ,... 37 Indian Invasion of Madison CGerald Hasterokj .... . . 39 Clubs ....,.........,...i.................. .... 4 I-43 Editorial . . . . . .44-45 Science . .. ...46-47 Radio ...... . . .48-49 Sport Review .... .. .50-52 Pow Wow ....................... . . 53 The Lane Murals Ullhert Ryersonj ..., . . 55 The Whoop Cjawn Warnlcej .......,. ,, 56 Cartoon Cjawn Warnkej .,......... . . 57 Roederls Ravings CGerard Roeclerj .... . , 58 The Daily Snooze ...........,..... .. .59-64 Brane Taimers ..., . . 65 Class of January I 924 .-i.7i,,.,...W ... W , - -615 iii- fair-E 1412 'Llc fe? Lib- rl 9 2 4 3 Sf W ? a S Q 4 5 F Qi 5 ' S f 15 , 3 f 5 A-ext-175 fmt-arp--f-qwsi-ipqvr 4554737 E4 R. C, Faubell, Faculty Adviser THE LANE TECH PREP l:v t I Q Y Ml l I l l ,I V l l I, - ...,.... , EF- , ia- w5?g-ff x', 'g1, wild HERBERT P, HALLSTEIN President Chicago, Illinois Stanley June 30, 1905 University of Illinois 4B President, Heavyweight Football, '22, '23, Lightweight Football, '21, Junior Track, '21, Senior Track, '22, '23, Interroom Sports, '21, '22, '23, Chair- man 4B and 4A Elections, Athletic L Club, '22, '23, Secretary, '22, Daily Staff, Freshman Adviser, Athletic Ln, Chicago High School Football Champs, '23, lntercity Champs, '23. Herb was universally popular, both with the students and faculty, his presidency during two semesters attests this fact. In addition to a genial personality, he possessed an enviable athletic reputation, he could handle both his class and the pig-skin to perfection. Hence his ' popularity. Page Fiye Page Six THE LANE TECH PREP MAX R. RANE Vice-President Chicago, Illinois Edmund Burke August 10, 1904 Business World - Track, '19, '21, '22, '23, Captain, '22, Senior In- divildual Point Winner, Indoor and Outdoor, '23, Holder of 440-yd. Indoor and 220-yd. Outdoor, City Senior Records and Mooseheart, Ill., 50-yd. Out- door Record, Football, Lites, '21, All-City Quar- terback, '21, Heavies, '22, '23, Honorable Mention, '22, Baseball, '21, '22, '23, Runners-up for City Champs, Interroom Sports, '19, '22, '23, Basket- ball Champions, '23, L Club, '22, '23, President, '22, 4B Vice-President, 4A Dance Committee, Athletic L Man, Intercity Football Champs, '23, Chicago High School Champs, '23, Maxie , our speed demon, couldn't stay. away from Lane when he left in '20, he returned the following year and collected a string of laurels. JACK JONATHAN REIFLER Secretary Chicago, Illinois Albert R. Sabin N September 30, 1905 Business World I Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, Manager, '20, Captain, '22, Biology Club, '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '21, Soccer Team, '22, Latin Club, '23, Lightweight Basketball, '23, '24, Northern Section Champions, '23, L Man, L Club, '23, Senior 4B and 4A Secretary, Chem- istry Club, '23, '24, Christmas Basket Committee, '20, '21, '22, Room Manager, '22, Honor Roll, Chairman Graduation Ticket Committee, 4A En- tertainment Committee, Heavyweight Basketball, '23, '24, Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholar- ship Medals. Jack's biography seems to point to success in the future. I -.-24,1 1 THE LANE TECH PREP m Page S even l l my 4 Qs im Y B721 HG-- ANTHONY BAHUSKY Sergeant-at-Arms Ann Arbor, Michigan Agassiz October 20, 1905 Business World Heav ' yweight Football, '21, '22, '23, Captain, '23, Junior Track, Indoor and Outdoor, '21, Holder of the 120-yd. Low Hurdle Record, Highest Individ- ual Point Maker, Indoor and Outdoor, '21, Senior Track, '22, '23, Captain, '23, Track and Field Club, '21, '22, Secretary, '22, Spanish Club, '21, '22, Tennis Team, '22, Secretary Two-Year Grad- uates, '22, Cheer Leader, '21, Freshman Sponsor, '23, Winner of Intercompany Medals, L Club, '22, '23, Sergeant-at-Arms, '23, Lane Summer School Baseball and Basketball, '22, '23, Member of Lane's Slimmer School Ballot Dancers on Stunt Day, '23, Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, '23, Captain, '21, '22, Manager, '22, Secretary, Lane Summer School Club, '23, Sergeant-at-Arms 4A's, Winner of Seven Athletic L's , Two Captain's L's , Two Sets of Numerals, Member of the 4A Announcement Committe Ch ' e, airman of the 4B Field Day Ticket Committee, Lane Show, '23, In- tercity Football Champs, '23, Chicago High School Champs, '23. Tony claims the lowest locker number in the school, it being No. 1. He . A ' ' was 1 also in athletics. 1 i, N IW 4111 be EARL W. TOLIN Treasurer St. Joseph, Missouri Walter Scott July 26, 1906 University of Wisconsin Treasurer, 4B and 4A Classes, Interroom Basketball, '21, Baseball, '21, Golf Team, '21, '22 '23, Captain, '23' 4A Pictuie C , ' ommittee, Spanisli Club, '22, '23, Stamp Club, '20, Earl took good care of the class jack . I - :TD WEE' I 1 i mu: ,--,m Page Ezght THE LANE TECH PREP I 1 ANFHOWY M ACKERMAN CHARLES B. ALGEO HOWARD s. ANDERSEN ANTHONY M. ACKERMANN Arnold lxulla, Hungary, November 4, 1904 Business 'World First Aid Corps, '21, Fencing Team, '21, '22, '23, Manager, 22, '23, Boxing Club, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, Interroom Basketball, '22, Basketball Team, '23, German Club, '22, Ack is one of l,ane's best boxers and fencers. CHARLES B. ALGEO ri Chicago, Illinois, July 17, 1906 Business World Chuck was one of Mr. Jones' storage battery experts. HOWARD S. ANDERSEN Richard Yates Chicago, Illinois, November 5, 1906 Business World Chemistry Club, '23, Radio Club, '23. Andy got the radio bug rather late, so there is a possibility that he may yet be saved. JORGEN S. ANDERSEN Carl Von Linn Denmark, December 25, 1905 Purdue 4A Show Ticket Committee, '23, Freshman Advisory Com- mittee, '22, Military Athletic Committee, '22, First Lieutenant R. O. T. C., '23, Captain, '23, Brevet Commission, '23, Honor Company, '21, '22, '23, City Wide Champs, '22, '23, Competi- tive Drill Company, '21, '22, '23, Camp Roosevelt, '21, Camp Roosevelt Marksman Medal, '22, W. J. R. C., '21, '22, '23, Sharp- shooter Medal, '22, Championship Unit 2009, '22, '23, Senior Indoor and Outdoor Track, '23, Interroom Baseball and Basket- ba l, '20, '21, Bronze Scholarship, '21, Fencing Class, '22, Civics Club, '21, Linnaean Club, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Ofhcers Club, '22, '23, Le Cercle Francais, '22, '23, Oilice Clerk, '20, '21. Andy checked in the Lane lunch room together with his side-kick, Don Zerwer. WALTER E. ANDERSON James G. Blaine Chicago, Illinois, June 23, 1907 Business World Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Manager, '22, Interroom Basket- ball, '21, '22, Manager, '22, Architectural Club, '23, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Glee Club, '21, Andy was one of our songsters belonging to the Glee Club. He was a Spanish shark, besides. Some day he is going to be a librarian. Some versatility. ROCCO A. ANGERAME Otis Chicago, Illinois, June 14, 1906 University of Illinois Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball Cham- pionship Team, '22, Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '21, '22, '23, Stamp Club, '21, '22, Glee Club, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23. A ' l b d ' teiioom s orts enthusiast, as his ngie wasacu an in 4' p RAME record suggests. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Nine l 'M' l GEORGE I. ASTRINSKY ELMER C. BAHNFLETH GEORGE I. ASTRINSKY Columbus Chicago, Illinois, May 15, 1906 University of Illinois Interrooin Baseball, '21, Chess and Checkers Club, '21, '22' Baseball Team '22 '2'l' Assistant S , , 1 , . . soccer Manager, '23, Boxing' Club, '23, Latin Club, '23, Manager Summer School Baseball Team, '23, Numerals. Georgie , although small in size, always was seen with Coach Moore's corps of managers, helping 'them right along with their big things, and he was a shining light in Mr. Connelly's sixth period history class. ELMER C. BAHNFLETH Newberry Chicago, Illinois, October 18, 1.905 Business World Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Biology Club, '21, German Club, '22, Honor Roll, Gymnastic Team, '23, 4A Picture Com- mittee. We think that some day Barney will go into partnership with Laue because they are always to b - Th 'A - ' ' e seen togethei. ey ie always tiying to out-argue each other. GEORGE E. BAUER Bernhard Moos Chicag'o, Illinois, May 27, 1906 Business World Band, '21, '22, '23, Chicago High School Band Champions, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Musical L , 4A Orchestra. George was a conspicuous figure in the band and certainly can wield a 'Wicked sax . PAUL L. BERLET Brentano Chicago, Illinois, April 20, 1005 Northwestern University Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '23, Angler's Club, '21, Stamp Club, '20, Hiking Club, '21, Biology Club, '21, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '19, Chemistry Club, '23, Room Manager, '23, Camp Roose- velt, '20. Paul was an active clubman and interested in the woods and streams. CECIL O. BERNARD Ogden Chicago, Illinois, September 6, 1906 University of Illinois La Sociedad Castellana, '23, Captain, R. O. T. C. Rifle Team, '22, '23 Chicago High School Champions, '22, '23, North Amer- ican and British West Indies Champions, '23, Hearst Trophy Team, Honor and Competitive Companies, '21, '22, '23, City Champs, '23, Freshman Faculty Advisory Committee, Brevet Commission, Expert RiHeman, Winchester Rifle Corps and Camp Roosevelt Rifle Association. Cease , our soldier, could certainly juggle a musket. ERNEST M. BESCHWITZ L. A. Budlong Chicago, Illinois, November 10, 1905 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, Captain Interroom Basket- ball Champs, '22, Lightweight Basketball, '21, '22, North Side Champs, '22, '23, Spanish Club, '22, Stage Committee, '24, L Club, '23, Athletic L. Red all but made the li ht g .weight basketball championship team. He did play, however, on the championship interroom team. GEORGE E. BAUER 4 PA UL L. BERLET CECIL O. BERNARD ERNEST M. BESCHWITZ I. Page Ten THE LANE TECH PRED CHARLES M. BOD ACH FRED C. BRUNNER GILBERT G. BUTTON FRANK E. BY RNE I 1 MARVIN J. BoERscH1NGER WILSON BOETTICHER CHARLES M. BODACH Darwin Chicago, Illinois, May 16, 1905 Business World Scholarship, '21, '22, '23, '24, Band, '22, '23, '24, Band Champs, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, Spanish Club, '23, '24, Spring- field Trip, '23, 4A Auditing Committee Chairman, Biology Club, '21, Musical L. ' Bodach belonged to the band. He was a scholarship student but a good fellow all the same. Charlie was one of Mr. PIingst's trig sharks. MARVIN J. BOERSCHINGER Stanley Green Bay, Wisconsin, June 20, 1904 Business World Football, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball, '20, Orchestra, '21, L Club, Interroom Baseball, '23, Athletic L , Bronze Medal, High Jump, Chicago High School Champs, '23, Intercity Champs, '23. Pops was one of the 'dashing ends on the football team. He was fonder of sports than of some other things,-than school, for example. WILSON BOETTICHER Le Moyne Chicago, Illinois, April 26, 1904 University of Chicago Chairman of the Gift Committee, Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholarships. Stacked up four years of language while at Lane. Hobbies: Reading, Canoeing, and the Study of English. Bets was a good English student. He was a scholarship student and will grace the U. of C. with his presence when he graduates from Lane. FRED C. BRUNNER John C. Coonley Chicago, Illinois, March 19, 1905 Business World Biology Club, '20, Chemistry Club, '22, '23, Interroom Basket- ball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Soccer Team, '22, '23, L Club, '23, Hi-Y Club, '23. Fred was a good soccer player, and chemistry whirlwind, but he had time to show the school what he could do in interroom baseball and basketball. GILBERT G. BUTTON Knickerbocker Chicago, Illinois, October 3, 1906 Business World 4A Orchestra, '23, Manager Boxing Club, '23, Civics Club, '21, Interroom Football, '21, Interroom Basketball, '22, Boxing and Fencing, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, Ushers Club, '22, '23. Butts may be small but he surely handles a mean pair of mitts , so don't be foiled. FRANK EDWARD BYRNE Lane Prevocational Chicago, Illinois, July 17, 1907 University of Chicago Biology Club, '20, '21, Vice-President, '21, Chess and Checkers Club, '20, '21, Science Club, '20, Scholarship Medal, '20, Latin Club '23, Chemistry Club, '22, '23, Christmas Basket Committee, '21, '22, 4B Show Ticket Committee, '23, 4A Biography Com- mittee, '23, Chairman, 4A Announcement Committee, '23, Man- ager, Football Team, '23, Assistant Manager, '22, Interroom Baseball, '21, Tech Prep, '23. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Eleven ' 4 I I IRVINC H. CARLSON EVERE'l l' CARMAN IRVING H. CARLSON Ryerson Chicago, Illinois, December 5, 1905 Business World Glee Club, 521, '22, Radio Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Inter- room Basketball, '21, Musical L , 4A Show Ticket Committee, '23. The fut ure radio king seems destined to be Irv and from our experience We believe this prophecy will come true. EVERETT CARMAN Thomas J. Waters Ch. . . University of Illinois , , , oom asketball, '21, '22, Scholarship Medal, '22, Track, Junior Indoor, '22, Senior In- door, and Outdoor, '23, Chicago Ice Skating Team, '22, Senior Ice Skating Champion of High Schools, '23, Medal Winner in Company Sports, L Club, '22, '23, Fencing Team, '23, Assist- ant Manager Football, '22, Christmas Basket Committee, '22, '23, Athletic L , Numerals. Ev had a mania for athletics with ice skating as a hobby. icago, Illinois, December 20, 1906 Interroom Baseball '21 '22' Inteii B JAMES H. CONITZ Isaac Arnold Chicago, Illinois, July 23, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Fencing Class, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Bronze and Silver Scholarship, 4A An- nouncement Committee. Jim was one of our history sharks besides being active in school activities. His scholarsh' ip medals prophesy for pro- nounced success in the business World. GEORGE LANGDON COOPER Benjamin Franklin, Ohio Toledo, Ohio, September 28, 1903 John Marshall College of Law Second Lieutenant R. O. T. C., '20, '21, Football, '21, '22, Swimming, '21, '22, Dance Committee, '22, '23. Shriek kept the class activities moving by serving on the senior dance committees. ABRAHAM CREMER I . g Odessa, Russia, September 24, 1904 Business World Stephen A Dou las Interroom Sports, '20, '21, Biology Club, '21, Chemistry Club, '23, R. O. T. C., '21, Civics Club '21 Although working after h , U sc ool Abe always found some Way of getting to most of the games. CHARLES A. DAVIS, JR. William Gold Hibbard Joliet, Illinois, July 11, 1906 Business World Band, '22, '23, Musical UL , Orchestra, '23, Band Cham- pions, '22, Secretary Radio Club, '23, Vice-President Chemistry Club, '23, Bronze Scholarship, Graduation Ticket Committee, Honor Roll. In addition to juggling a 'fgob-stick in the band and orches- tra, Chuck was responsible for the many enjoyable trips made by the Radio Club ' th in e past semester. He is an ambitious student and a friend of many. ,I V l JAMES H. CONITZ C EORGE L. COOPER AIKRAHAIYI CREMER CHARLES A. DAVIS, JR. Page Twelve THE LANE TECH PREP MARTIN H. C. DEGEN CHESTER H. EHLEN HARRY P. EICHEN HARRY C. EKMAN GEORGE W. DU PLAIN VAN LENNEP DYSON MARTIN H. C. DEGEN Avondale Sheboygan, Wisconsin, September 20, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Biology Club, '21, '22, Glee Club, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Radio Club, '23, Honor Roll, 4A Biography Committee, '23. The famous prodigy of Mrs. Stephens' English class, proved to be none other than Marty , GEORGE W. DU PLAIN Delano Chicago, Illinois, January 10, 1905 Business World Interoom Baseball, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Football, '21, In- terroom Basketball, '21, '22, '23, Civics Club, '21, '22, Winner Bronze Medal, 50-yd. dash, '22, '23, Winner Bronze Medal, Stand- ing broad jump, '22, French Club, '22, '23, Stamp Club, '21. Duke is a line fellow and an all-around athlete. VAN LENNEP DYSON Parkside Chicago, Illinois, January 29, 1903 Crane Junior College United States Boys Working Reserve, '17, '18, Chairman 4A Dance Committee, '23, Chairman 4A Dance Committee, '24, In- terroom Basketball, '17, Football, '23, Government Service at 'Nitro, West Virginia, '18, '19, Tour by Automobile to Cali- fornia, '19, Thru Yellowstone Homesteading in Northern Cali- fornia, '19, Back in School, '22, Assistant Business Manager to Mr. Mendelsohn. Talk about traveling, just take a look at Van's record, but Van was one of the real live wires of the class. CHESTER H. EHLEN La Salle Chicago, Illinois, July 22, 1906 Business World Aero Club, '20, Honor Roll, '23, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Biology Club, '21, Ger- man Club, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Interroom Football, '21, Graduation Program Committee, '23, Cheap played baseball for four years and there is no doubt as to his ability in that sport. HARRY P. EICHEN Abraham Lincoln Chicago, Illinois, March 30, 1907 Armour Institute Arts Club, '23, History Club, 23, Chemistry Club, '23, Mask and Shears Club, '23, '24, Lane Show, '23, '24, Glee Club, '21, '22, '23, Latin Club, '23, '24, Gymnastic Apparatus Team, '23, '24, Surveying Class, '23, '24, Tennis Club, Tennis Tournament, 4A Announcement Committee, Dramatics UL , Musical L , Honor Roll. As a vamp, Vera can't be beaten. In the Lane shows she seemed really a follies girl in the making, all but her feet. HARRY C. EKMAN William Gold Hibbard Chicago, Illinois, August 18, 1906 Business World Radio Club, '23, Band, '22, '23, City Champs, '22, Orchestra, '23, Musical UL . Harry's real school life began when he came here from Hibbard in '22, One wonders if his cornet is as good natured as he is. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Thirteen HAROLD E. I . ENTZMINGER HAROLD F. ENTZMINGER Alcott Chicago, Illinois, November 30, 1904 Northwestern University Musical L , Bronze Scholarship Medal, '21, R. O. T. C. Com- petitive Company, '21, Glee Club, '21, '22, Tennis Club Tourna- ment, '22, French Club, '22. Entz was a scholarship student, a club man, and a holder of a warblers L. GRANVILLE A. E Chicago, Illinois, January 24, 1906 RICKSON Grover Cleveland Business World l GRANVILLE A. ERICKSON HARRY S- ERICKSON l Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Chemis- HARRY G' EVERS try Club, '23, 4A Announcement Committee. Granny is a candidate for success in the business world, and from our past experience, we feel sure he will make good. HARRY S. ERICKSON Chicago, Illinois, September 1, 1906 Business World Interroom Basketb ll '21 Chemistry Club, '23. Swede is as good natured as he is studious. Ravenswood a , , Radio Club, '22, History Club, '22, HARRY G. EVE Chicago, Illinois, January 26, 1906 RS John J. Audubon Business World Fencing, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, Interroom Sports, '21, Band and Orchestra, '21, '22, '23, Band Major, '23, Chemis- try Club, '23, Stam Club '20 '21' 4B l p , , , , 4A Dance Orchestra WALTER A' FEHNS We all must admit that Harry is fast, he beat time in the band and orchestra. WALTER F. FEHNS Newberry Chicago, Illinois, August 23, 1906 Business World Chemistry Club, '23, German Club, '22, Honor Roll. Alegbra seemed to agree with Wally as he was a whale at it. CARL EDMUND FOSS Fredrich L. Jahn Chicago, Illinois, June 24, 1906 Business World Boxers and Fencers, '22, '23, Radio Club, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Sketch Class '21 '22 Carl constituted an, inioijmlation department for chemical quizzers. CARL ld. FOSS Page Fouffeefl THE LANE TECH PREP ROBERT FRANK ELMER GAERTNER WILLIAM GLENK ROBERT FRANK La Salle Vienna, Austria, June 22, 1906 University of Chicago Chicago, Illinois, February 28, 1907 Armour Institute Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Glee Club, '22, Chess and Check- er Club, '22, 4A Gift Committee, Honor Roll, Bronze Scholar- ship, Silver Scholarship, Gold Scholarship. Bob was one of Lane's math sharks , besides being active in all line of sports and club life. His scholarship medals indi- cate a studious fellow with an earnest eHort to make good. ELMER G. GAERTNER Marcell Talcott Chicago, Illinois, December 1, 1906 Business World HAROLD GOLDSTEIN Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Glee Club, '21, Press Club, '21, Biology Club, '22, Science Club, '21, Mathematics Club, '21, For an all-around clubman Elmer takes his place with the best. We look for success when he assails the business world. WILLIAM GLENK Manierre Erlangen, Germany, September 25, 1906 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, Glee Club, '21, '22, Boxing and Fenc- ing, '21, '22, German Club, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Biology Club, '23, Musical L , 4A Attendance Committee. Bill was well known as a good clubman. HAROLD GOLDSTEIN Christopher Columbus Chicago, Illinois, October 27, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, Spanish Club, '22, '23, '24, Biology Club, '22, Radio Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, 4A Pin and Ring Committee, '23. MAURICE GOLDSTEIN Goldie, one of Mr. Marienburger's sharks , played on our interroom teams. MAURICE GOLDSTEIN Langland Chicago, Illinois, February 23, 1907 Armour Institute Interroom Sports, '20, Glee Club ,'21, '22, Band, '23, '24, Orchestra, '23, '24, Chemistry Club, '23, Latin Club, '23, Musi- cal L , 4B Orchestra, Graduation Program Committee. Golde , our Latin wizard, has been one of the mainstays of our band and orchestra for the last two years. ALOYSIUS J. GROBAREK Goethe Chicago, Illinois, January 4, 1905 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, Competitive Company, '21, '22, X Honor Company, '22, Bronze Scholarship, '21, Radio Club, '22, '23, ' Amateur License, '23, Lane Radio Cage, '23, l Radio was Als dish. He spent a good deal of his time in the radio cage and some insinuate that he ought be kept there ALoYs1Us J. GROBAREK continuously. THE LANE TECH PREP NATHAN M. GRODSKY PHILIP M. GUSTAFSON NATHAN M. GRODSKY London, En la d Langland g n , July 10, 1904 Business World Radio Club, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Latin Club, '23. Nate , the bally Englishman from London, has worked dili- gently, and is a favorite among his classmates. PHILIP MELVILLE GUSTAFSON Lane Prevocational Chicago, Illinois, March 10, 1904 University of Idaho Band, '19, '20, '21, '22, '23, Manager, '20, '21, Student Direc- tor, '22, '23, High School Champs, Orchestra, '21, '22, Civics Club, '21, Chemistry Club, '22, 4B, 4A Election Committee, Interroom Basketball, '20 '21' Inter1'o B Ira S ,, , ' om aseball, '21, Fresh- L n ponsor Committee, Summer School Basketball, '22, '23, Musical L's , Manager's L's , Captain's L's , Camp Roose velt, '19, '20, '21' Interroom D b ' , e ating Chairman, '21, Summer School Orchestra, '22, '23. Gus found time for school activities besides Working his Way through the four years. He was the main t and literall Y b s ay of the band 5 lew them to the championshi p. ALLEN C. HAEGELE James G Blaine Chicago, Illinois, April 29 1905 R O , . . Business World . . T. C., 2nd Lieutenant, '22, 1st Lieutenant, '23, Captain, '23, Brevet Commission Illinois National Guard, '23, Inter- company Basketball Champions, '22, Intercompany Rifie Team Champions, '22, Competitive Company, '23, Winchester Junior Rifle Corps, '22, '23, Marksman, Sharpshooter, and Expert Rifie- man Medals, Camp Roosevelt Rifle Marksman and Expert Rifle man Medals, Ushers Club, '20, '21, Biology Club, '20, '21, '22, Science Club, '21, '22, Stamp Club, '22, Astronomy Club, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Manager Interroom Baseball Team, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Surveying Club, '23, Radio Club, '23, Bronze, Silver, and Gold Scholarship Medals, '20, '21, '22, 4B Show Ticket Committee, Chairman 4A Pin and Ring Com- mittee, Tennis Club, '23. As a soldier, Al made a good designer as shown by the 4A pins. Unfortunately, he is a victim of th e radio fever. WALTER A. HAHN Schiller Chicago, Illinois, November 30, 1906 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '22, Biology Club, '22, Competitive Com- pany, 23, German Club, '22, Springfield Trip, '23, 4A Gradua- tion Ticket Committee, Chemistry Club, '23. Wally was the 'diminutive sheik of Lane and was popular with both students and teachers. The only thing We had against him was that he forgot to grow. HAROLD M. HANSEN Lafayette Chicago, Illinois, November 21, 1905 Business World Glee Club, '21, Latin Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, City-Wide Signal Champs, '23, Captain of Signal Team, '23, Oflicer's Club, '23, 2nd Lieutenant, '23, 1st Lieutenant, '23, Brevet Commis- sion, Illinois National Guard, '23, W. J. R. C., '22, Camp Roose- Mglg i23, Military Training Medal, Camp Roosevelt Marksman e a . Handsome Hansen waved '1 meal ' C , 1 pair of Hags. GLRALD HASTEROK Ch.. . . St. Columbkille icago, Illinois, October 19, 1906 Business World Science Club, '21, Honor Company ,'22, W. J. R. C. Sha1'p- shooter, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Tech Prep Staff, '22, Lit- erary L , '23, Editor-in-Chief, '23, Editor's L , '23, Chairman 4A Biography Committee, Delegate to Press Convention at Madison, Wisconsin, '23, Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholar- ship Medals, Honor Roll. Jerry , on the job, that's Hasty , Note the O. K. on the end. In three and a half years he completed four years work. Be- sides his extra duties as Editor of the Tech Prep, Working after school, remodeling his Hivver, going to Summer School, and shaking a mean shank at the Lane Proms he didn't have much to do. Page Sixteen THE LANE TECH PREP ARTHUR H. HAWKINSON MILTON B. HUSTED JORGEN E. JACOBSEN Y EVERT T. JOHNSON ROBERT s. HEYDEN IGNATIUS HOLICKY ARTHUR H. HAWKINSON James R. Doolittle Chicago, Illinois, October 6, 1904 Business World Lightweight Football, '21, Heavyweight Football, 22, Inter- room Sports, '20, '21, Swede was interested in athletics in the early days of his school career, but evidently he's been preserving his good looks lately. ROBERT S. HEYDEN Kelvyn Park Chicago, Illinois, January 24, 1906 Undecided Biology Club, '21, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Interroom Base- ball, '21, Interroom Basketball, '22, Honor Roll, Civics Club, '21, Sketch Class, '22, Radio Class, '23. Although t'Bob worked his way through school, he found time to join several clubs and collect a string of S's in drawing. IGNATIUS HOLICKY Kasmier Pulaski Chicago, Illinois, April 5, 1907 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Honor Roll, Chemistry Club, '23, Entertainment Com- mittee. Holly , besides being a math shark of some note, was greatly interested in interroom sports. MILTON B. HUSTED James A. Sexton Chicago, Illinois, July 5, 1906 Undecided Honor Roll, Interroom Sports, '20, Civics Club, '21, Biology Club, '21, Boxing and Fencing Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Springfield Trip, '23, German Club, '22, 4A Graduation Ticket Committee. He says his nick name is Just Plain Bill, but he could do fancy things with the racket. JORGEN E. JACOBSEN William Penn Nixon Chicago, Illinois, December 22, 1905 Business World Latin Club, Sergeant-at-Arms, '23, Springfield Trip, '23, 4A Graduation Ticket Committee, Biology Club, '22. Jake is one of those hard-working shieks who sometimes let business interfere with his pleasure. EVERT T. JOHNSON Grover Cleveland Sweden, December 15, 1905 Crane Junior College Interroom Baseball, '20, Sketch Class, '22, 4A Stage Com- mittee. Swede printed cards for about all of Lane's Indians, calling cards, you know, et Cetera-not report cards. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Seventeen FRED W. JOHNSON RALPH B. JOHNSON FRED W. JOHNSON Brentano Chicago, Illinois, October 12, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, Stamp Club, '21, Glee Club, '22, Secretary, '22, Musical L , Biology Club, '21, President, '22, '23, Latin Club, '23, Vice-President, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Secretary, '23, 4A Picture Committee, Bronze, Silver, Gold Scholarships, Honor Roll. Fred was a conspicuous clubman being an officer in many of them. RALPH B. JOHNSON Lincoln Chicago, Illinois, September 28, 1905 University of Wisconsin Football, '21, '22, Shows, '20, '21, 4A Dance Committee, In- terroom Baseball, '19, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '19, '20, '21, '22, Ofice Clerk, '20, '21, '22, Office Supervisor, '23, '24, Springfield Trip, '23, Stamp Club, '20, German Club, '22, Biology Club, '20, '21, Scene Shifter, Christmas Basket Com- mittee, '20, '21, '22, Numerals in Football, Literary HL . Slim was so named by Mr. Thue because of his frail psysique. THORE A. JOHNSON Grover Cleveland Trollhatan, Sweden, October 19, 1907 Crane Junior College Scholarship, '21, Honor Roll, Program Committee, Spring- Held Trip. Johnie is a good natured fellow and was one of Mr. Thue's ablest history students. JOHN A. JOHNSON Lyman Trumbull Chicago, Illinois, September 19, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21, Archi- tectural Baseball Team, '23, Architectural Club, '21, '22, '23, Radio Club, '20, R. O. T. C. Indoor Team, '21. Al has devoted much time to architectural drawing while at Lane, but he has also participated in various interclass and club sports. EDWARD F. JURS James Monroe Chicago, Illinois, August 4, 1906 Business World Spanish Club, '22, '23, Stamp Club, '22, Show Orchestra, '23, 4A Dance Committee, '23, Interroom Baseball, '22, Competi- tive Company, '22, 4B and 4A Dance Orchestras. We all know why Ed Chose Lane, one look at his face gives the answer. He wanted to be where they wouldn't chase him. HERBERT C. J. KAAD Lorenzo Brentano Chicago, Illinois, November 23, 1906 Business World Stamp Club, '20, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Interroom Base- ball, '22, Bronze and Silver Scholarship Medals, Biography Com- mittee, '23. Herb's specialty was medals and his hobby, stamps. THORE A. JOHNSON JOHN A. JOHNSON EDWARD F. .IURS HERBERT C. J. KAAD Page Eighteen THE LANE TECH PREP LESTER D. KAPLIN LOUIS II. KINGGARD GEORGE KLEINERT HERBERT R, KORGE JACK KAVANAGH V EDWIN A. KERSCHKE LESTER D. KAPLIN Jonathon Burl Chicago, Illinois, January 25, 1907 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Sophomore Champions, '21, Captain, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, '23, School Champions, '23, Captain of Intercompany Indoor Champions R. O. T. C., '21, Intercompany Football Champions, R. O. T. C., '21, Biology Club, '20, '21, Aero Club, '20, '21, Chemistry Club, '22, '23, Show Tickets Committee, '23. Legs has an enviable athletic record. JACK KAVANAGH Stanley Chicago, Illinois, January 23, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, L Club, '22, Lightweight Football, '21, Heavyweight Foot- ball, '22, 4A Gift Committee, Athletic HL . Kav was one of the mainstays of our lightweight football team. EDWIN A. KERSCHKE F. L. Jahn Chicago. Illinois, November 18, 1905 University of Illinois Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Lane Tech Basketball Champions, '23, Senior Champs, '23, Interroom Baseball Sports, '22, Fencing and Boxing, '22, '23, University of Chicago Fencing Tournament, '23, Fencing Team, '22, '23, Tennis Club, '23, Ser- geant-at-Arms, '23, Lane Tennis Tournament, '23, Lightweight Basketball, '21, '22, High School Semi-Finals, Radio Club. '22, Scholarship, '21, Chemistry Club, '23, Christmas Committee, '21, '22, Gym Club, '23, German Club, '22, '23, Indoor Track, Senior, '22, '23, 4A Program for Graduation, History Club, '23, Outdoor Track, Senior, '23, L Club, '22, '23, Athletic L , Athletic Numerals, Athletic Booster. Ebbie is one of those ambitious fellows who, even though working his way through school, has found time to take an active part in athletics and school activities. LOUIS H. KINGGARD James Monroe Chicago, Illinois, October 20, 1905 Business World Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Biology Club, '21, Chemistry Club, '23. Louie , a basketball fiend, says he's sorry more history was not made. GEORGE KLEINERT Langland Chicago, Illinois, January 8, 1907 Armour Institute Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholarships, Athletic L Man, L Club, '22, '23, Chairman 4A Picture Committee, Soccer, '22, '23, Radio Club, '21, '22, '23, Radio Class, '22, '23, Glee Club, '22, '23, Fencing and Boxing Club, '23, Biology Club, '23, Surveying Club, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Arts Club, '20, Sketch Class, '20, Chess and Checkers Club. '21, German Club, '22, Interroom Baseball and Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Honor Roll, 4B Balloting Committee, Usher Lane Field Day, '23, Dele- gate to Springfield, '23, Valedictorian. Coach Moore says that the only fault Kleenart has is that he has a tendency to kick the opposing player in the leg about six times before he kicks the ball. HERBERT R. KORGE Grover Cleveland Chicago, February 19, 1907 Northwestern University Lane Gymnastic Club, '23, Completed four years of Military Training in two years, Completed four-year course in three years. Went to Summer School, '21, '22, '23, and received credit for 1B, lA, and 2B German without doing work. Did 1A and 2B Drawing in one semester's work. Herb is one of the few fellows who made the four-year course in three years. Besides completing four-years of mili- tary training in two years, he also finished 1A and 2B drawing in one semester. This is a record to be proud of and this kind of work ought to take him through college with high honors. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Nineteen JOSEPH A. KOZLOWSKI IGNATIUS F. KRANZ JOSEPH A. KOZLOWSKI James Monroe Chicago, Illinois, December 2, 1905 Armour Institute Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Co-operative Course, '22, '23, Daily Distributing Agent, '21, '22, Tech Prep Distributing Agent, '22, '23, Architectural Club, '22, Biology Club, '21. Kozi is the reason why girls came to Lane during the summer. IGNATIUS F. KRANZ Pulaski Chicago, Illinois, May 13, 1904 Business World Architectural Club, '22, '23, Assistant Librarian, '23, In- telligence Committee, '23, Interroom Football, '21, Interroom Baseball, '22, '23, Interroom League Baseball Umpire, '23, Numerals, General Room Manager, '22, Room Manager, '22, L Pin Distributor, '23, Chairman 4B Tech Prep Committee, Tech Prep Distributor, '22, '23, Chairman 4A Tech Prep Com- mittee, 4A Gift Committee, Arts Club, '23, Springfield Trip, '23. Sally must be given credit as a catcher when it comes to baseball, and he certainly can receive the ball, but on account of his size, he could not make the Lane team. When it came to collecting I O U's, they could not dodge Sally , as he was al- ways on their trail, no matter how big the fellows Were. ANTHONY KRENZ James Russell Lowell Chicago, Illinois, May 29, 1906 University of Chicago Interroom Sports, '20, '21, Chemistry Club, '23, Latin Club, '23. Our little friend, Shorty was a skilled mechanic and his work after school and during the summer period proved his ability. HENRY V. KRZYCZEWSKI Andersen Chicago, Illinois, January 3, 1906 Business World Latin Club, '23, Fencing Class, '22, Chemist1'y Club, 23, In- terroom Basketball, '21, '22, '23, Junior Inte1'room Basketball Champs, '23. Hank worked hard and made the course in three and one- half years. We have not been able to ascertain what his grade in Latin was, but Miss Boughan knows. CLARENCE M. LACHMANN John C. Coonley Chicago, Illinois, April 29, 1906 Business World Interroom Basketball, '22, German Club, '22, Delegate to Springfield, '23, Bronze Scholarship, '22, Entertainment Com- mittee, '23. Clare , our radio bug , converses in terms of amplifiers and kilowatts. MICHAEL J. LAMBING Lincoln Chicago, Illinois, May 9, 1906 Business World Cycle Club, '20, '21, Aero Club, '20, '21, Glee Club, '20, '21, Stamp Club, '20, '21, Science Club, '21, '22, Chess and Check- ers Club, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, Civics Club, '21, Junior Hi-Y, '21, 4A Gradua- tion Ticket Committee. Lion tamer was so named by Mr. Thue because of his intense ferocity. But it is his ready smile and willingness to assist his classmates which make him what he is. He may be small but-oh my! ANTHONY KRENZ HENRY V. KRZYCZEWSKI CLARENCE IVI. LACHMAN MICHAEL M. LAM BING Page Tweflfy THE LANE TECH PREP ARNE A, LAMPINEN RICKHARD P. LARSEN J. EUGENE LARSON ARNE A. LAMPINEN John C. Coonley Chicago, Illinois, January 4, 1906 Business World Stamp Club, '21, '22, Chess and Checker Club, '22, Interroom Sports, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Orchestra, '21, '22, '23, Musical L's , 4A Graduation Ticket Committee, Bronze Schol- arship, Chemistry Club, '23. Arny could make music to soothe and charm the savage ' Indians RICKHARD P. LARSEN Beaubien Chicago, Illinois, November 1, 1907 Northwestern University Musical L , Orchestra, '20, '21, '22, '23, '24, Librarian, '23, '24, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, Biology Club, '23, '24, Latin CHARLES E. LAUE Club, '23, '24, Sergeant-at-Arms, '23, '24, Bronze, Silver Schol- arship, '21, '23, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, 4A Pin and Ring Committee, Honor Roll. Dick was a fiddler of fame in the orchestra ,and also a Latin shark. Ask Miss Boughan, she knows. J. EUGENE LARSON Henry D. Lloyd Chicago, Illinois, March 11, 1906 Business World Orchestra, '20, '21, '22, Bronze High Jump. Medal Winner, '21, Interroom Baseball. '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21. '22, In- door Track, '23, Chemsitry Club, '22, '23, Tennis Club and Tournament, '23, French Club, '22, '23, Delegate, Springfield Trip, '23, 4A Show Ticket Committee. Lars always has a habit of saying, What are you doing for a living? His own answer being, Everybody , CHARLES E. LAUE George Schneider Chicago, Illinois, July 7, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '22, Inter- room Football, '22, Radio Club, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, ZODEK LIFSHIN Boxers and Fencers, '23, Honor Roll, Springfield Trip, '23, Bio- logy Club, '20, '21, Graduation Ticket Committee. Charley with his side kick Bonney were together in everything from going camping to being chemistry partners. Charley is one of Mr. Kahle's specials . ZODEK LIFSHIN Albert R. Sabin Lutzen, Russia, November 13, 1904 University of Illinois Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Band, '21, '22, '23, Orchestra, '23. Albert was a shark at interroom basketball, and a whale in the band. ERNST F. LINDGREN L. A. Budlong Chicago, Illinois, February 15, 1907 Business World Interroom Baseball, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Track Squad, '22, '23, 50-yd. Dash VVinner, '23, Interroom Baseball, '23, N Chemistry Club, '23. Ernie sprints a mean 50, and besides, his fingerprints may ERNST F. LINDGREN be seen in Mr. Nestor's small desk dictionary. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Twenty one i JOSEPH LIVPEL HARRY A. LUND JOSEPH LIPPEL Manierre Vienna, Austria, November 14, 1905 Business World Tech Prep Staff, '20, '21, Chess and Checkers Club, '20 '21' Glee Club, '21, '22, Aero Club, Biology Club, '20, '21, R. O. T. 20, '21, Bike Club,. '20,' '21, C. Basketball Champs, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Radio Club, '23, Musical L , Literary L , Competitive Company, '20, '21, Honor Company, '21, '22, Athletic Indian Head, Operator, 4A Stage Committee. Lip surely can tickle the where he got his alibis for Mrs. HARRY ARYNSON LUND Manchester, England, August 30, Summer School Motion-Picture ivories . However, we wonder Stephens. Edmund Burke 1904 University of Illinois Bugle Corp, '20, '21, Football '22, '23, Show Ticket Committee, '23, Boxers and Fencers, '23, room Sports English is his name, but Spanish , he knows it so well EARL F. LUTTER Chicago, Illinois, January 19, 1904 Agricultural Club, '19, Inter- his middle name ought to be Stanley Illinois School of Pharmacy t'Lut Worked hard to get thru school and did not have time to get into any school activities. SIGMUND ROBERT MANNABERG Chicago, Illinois, June 6, 1906 Interroom Baseball and Bask weight Football, '21. Work kept Bob away from but he always had a smile for a St. Boniface Armour Institute etball, '19, '20, '21, 22, Light- athletics in his last two years nyone who would give him one, and sometimes for those who wouldn't. EARL DAVID MAU Chicago, Illinois, July 26, 1905 Ushers Club, '20, '21, '22, '23, Mayfair Business World President, '23, House Manager, Lane Show, '22, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, '23, Stamp Club, '20, '21, Chemistry Club, '22, Tennis, '23, Show Ticket Committee Chairman, 4B, Athletic Committee, '23, Glee Club, '20. 'tRed has been associated with the Lane shows ever since he started at Lane. GEORGE J. MAYER Kula. Austria, February 10, 1900 Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22 Georges successful career at Arnold Business World , German Club, '22. Lane leaves us without doubt as to what he will accomplish in the business world. EARL F. LUTTER SIGM UND R. MANNABERG EARL DAVID MAU GEORGE J, MAYER Page Twenty-two THE LANE TECH PREP LEO E- MENDEL CASIMIR R. MICI-IALCZEWSKI RUDOLPH O. MILLER EDWARD MOHR RA LPH P. NELSON EDWARD R. O'CONNELL LEO E. MENDEL Nettelhorst Chicago, Illinois, April 2, 1907 Armour Institute Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholarships, Surveying Club, '23, La Sociedad Castellana, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Band, '22, '23, Musical HL , Interroom Baseball, '22, Winchester Junior Rifle Corps, '22, Promarksman and Marksman Medals, 4B Social Committee, 4A Picture Committee, 4A Orchestra. Mendy , a long-winded fellow for his size, did his stuff in our band. Math held no stumbling blocks for him, however. CASMIR R. MICHALCZEWSKI Stanley Warsaw, Poland, August 27, 1904 U. of Southern California R. O. T. C. 1st Lieutenant, '19, '20, Honor Company, '19, '20, Winner of Red Bar, 1st place Honor Company, '19, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Manager Interroom Baseball, '23, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Champs Interroom Bas- ketball, '23, Manager Interroom Basketball, '23, Lights Basket- ball, '19, Spanish Club, '22, Soccer, '21, '22, '23, Skaters Club, '21, Chairman of 4A Cap and Gown Committee. What Mike couldn't do to ice cream is not worth mentioning. RUDOLPH O. MILLER Manierre Chicago, Illinois, April 6, 1906 University of Illinois Rudy worked his way through school, which explains the blank in his biography. EDWARD IVIOHR James Monroe Chicago, Illinois, June 28, 1906 Armour Institute Interroom Basketball, '21. Ed worked after school, which prevented entering general school activities, but he did manage to play a little basketball- in his freshman year. RALPH P. NELSON Charles Darwin Chicago, Illinois, August 8, 1906 Business World Bronze, Silver, and Gold Scholarship Medals, Interroom Bas- ketball, '21, Daily Staff, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Contributor to Tech Prep, 4A Auditing Committee, 4A Graduation Program Committee. Jiggs is our future Jack London. EDWARD R. O'CONNELI. Jesse Spalding Chicago, Illinois, October 21, 1906 Business World Chess and Checker Club, '21, Aero Club, '20, Cycle Club, '20, Publicity Committee, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '21, Inter- room Baseball, '20. Whenever there was a Lane game Red Top was there, as he was a great sports fan. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Twenty-three l JOSEPH A. PAPA MARTIN 0. PEARSON JOSEPH A. PAPA Portage Park Chicago, Illinois, October 30, 1906 Business World Secretary, Lane Civics Club, '21, Second Lieutenant, R. O. T. C., '23, First Lieutenant, '23, Honor Company, '22, '23, Cham- pionship R. O. T. C. Basketball, '21, '22, 4B Show Ticket Com- mittee, 4A Show Ticket Committee, Chairman, Brevet Com- mission, Honor Roll, Springfield Trip, '23, Biology Club, '21' German Club, '22, Pop has never been late, and some day he'll Wear spurs. 9 MARTIN O. PEARSON Frederick Funston Chicago, Illinois, October 30, 1906 Business World Chemistry Club, '23, Radio Club, '21, Interroom Basketball, '21, 4A Show Ticket Committee, Pearse spent more time listening in than he spent on his sleep. CARL H. PETERSON Ole A. Thorp Chicago, Illinois, September 8, 1906 Business World Civics Club, '21, Chemistry Club, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, Graduation Program Committee. Pete is our all-around ice-cream cater. GERALD A, PETERSON Isaac Arnold Chicago, Illinois, December 8, 1906 Business World Orchestra, '22, '23, La Sociedad Castellana, '22, '23, Bronze and Silver Scholarship Medals, Graduation Program Committee. Jerry would make a good Spaniard if his hair was a little darker. MELVILLE H. PIERSON Kelvyn Park Chicago, Illinois, December 3, 1905 Business World Intcrroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Chemistry Club, '23, Pierson was keen for interroom sports. G. URBAN PLATH Manniere Chicago, Illinois, September 2, 1923 Business World Chemistry Club, '23, Fencing Club, '21, Competitive Compan- ies, '21, '22, Radio Class, '22, Junior Hi-Y, '21, German Club, '22, Interroom Sports, '21, Library Assistant, '23, 4A Attendance Committee, '23, Biology Club, '23. t'Urban has a little sister, we presume, whose name must be Interurban, and a small brother called Suburban , When Urban plays basketball he looks as if he were strewing flowers to the Wind. CA RL H. PETERSON Gl'IRAI.D A. IIICTERSON MELV II.I.l'l H. PIERSON G. URBAN PLATH Page Twenty-four THE LANE TECH PREP JULIUS A. PRESKUS SAMUEL RAM BERNARD RAPPAPORT MAX RAPPAPORT l l WILLIAM F. PRIETO WILLIAM H. PUCKELWARTZ JULIUS A. PRESKUS Jonathan Burr Chicago Illinois, May 16, 1906 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, Bronze Scholarship Medal, '21, Soccer Team, '23, Indoor Track, Jr., '22, Sr., 23, Outdoor Track, Sr., '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '22, '23, Latin Club, '23, Secretary, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Fencing Club, '22, '23, Medal Winner, Mass Athletics, '20, 4A Biography Committee, Athletic Numerals, Honor Roll. Julie was one of our Latin sharks, but still had time for athletics and he can sprint some. WILLIAM F. PRIETO Knickerbocker Chicago, Illinois, December 30, 1905 Business World Sheldon Radio Club, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Inter- room Basketball, '22, Interroom Baseball, '22, 4A Graduation Ticket Committee. Steve is a shining light in Spanish classes, but where he shines brighest is among the wimmen . WILLIAM H. PUCKELVVARTZ Alexander Hamilton Chicago, Illinois, Feb. 4, 1905 Am. College of Physical Education Interroom Basketball, '19, '20, '21, '22, '23, Captain Interroom Basketball Champions, '23, Winner of Brass Bars for 50-yd. Dash, 2A Relay Team, Basketball, L Club, '22, '23, Treas- urer, '22, '23, Football, '21, '22, '23, Lightweight Football, '21, Heavyweight Football, '22, '23, Captain, '22, Baseball, '23, Runners-up for Championship, Eight-inch Letter, Four Athletic L's , Captain's L , Sergeant-at-Arms of 4B Class. Puck was made Sergeant-at-Arms of the 4B's because of his football ability to wield his boot. SAMUEL RAM Wicker Park Chicago, Illinois, December 18, 1907 Illinois Engineering Orchestra, '20, '21, '22, '23, Assistant Librarian, '22, Librar- ian, '22, Manager, '23, School Library, '22, '23, Press Club, '23, Surveying Class, '22, '23, Radio Class, '23, Biology Club, '21, Daily StaH, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '23, Amateur's License, '23, Interroom Sports, '21, '22, Summer School Orches- tra, '22, '23, Football Squad, '23, Radio Cage, '23, Bake Shop, '22, '23, Commercial Class, '23, Manager of the Summer School Orchestra, '22, Member of Mr. Uhlir's Dolpus Club, 4A Pub- licity Committee, '23, Three Musical L's , Manager's L , Librarian's L , Clown, Lane Field Day, Honor Roll, Cop , Boy's Day Parade, '22. Buck , while making the course in three and one-half years, made pies and cookies in the Lane Bake Shop and in his liesure hours, pounded the keys in Miss Bcrgner's cage and studied a little. BERNARD RAPPAPORT .Albert R. Sabin Chicago, Illinois, August 23, 1906 Business World Boxing and Fencing Club, '21, '22, Chess and Checkers Club, '22, French Club, '22, '23, '24, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, 4A Biography Committee, Interroom Basketball, '22, Interroom Baseball, '21, 4A Announcement Committee, Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholarships, '21, '22, '23, '24, Honor Roll. He liked athletic sports, especially basketball, but was too small to make Lane's teams. He was Lefty to his twin broth- er, Righty . MAX RAPPAPORT Albert R. Sabin Chicago, Illinois, August 23, 1906 Business World Boxing and Fencing Club, '21, Lane Forum, '21, Chess and Checkers Club, '22, Lane Debating Team, '22, '23, Alternate, '22, Captain, '23, French Club, '22, '23, '24, Secretary, '23, '24, Chem- istry Club, '23, '24, Literary L , Daily Staff, '23, '24, 4A Biography Committee, Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Bob Scholar- ships, Honor Roll. He anld his brother constitute the original Gold Dust Twins , they were whales for work. , THE LANE TECH PREP Page Twenty five COLIN S- REID MARSHALL L. REINER COLIN S. REID Alexander G. Bell New York City, New York, October 13, 1905 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Baseball Cham- pions '20, Bronze Medal, 50- dash, Football, Heavies, '22, Cham- pions, '23, Track Team, '21, President of Two-Year Course of '22, Field Day Official, Sheldon Radio Club, '20, Spanish Club, Band, '20, '21, '22, '23, Band Champions, '21, '22, L Club, Chairman of 4A Entertainment Committee, Musical L , Fresh- man Sponsory Committee. Just Plain Reid, says that the best thing he ever did was to go out and make the football team. MARSHALL L. REINER Carl Von Linne Chicago, Illinois, March 5, 1906 Purdue Sheldon Radio Club, '21, A co-operative course did not afford Marsh much time for school activities. REGINALD RICKERT Ogden London, England, February 8, 1906 University of Chicago Sheldon Electrical Club, '20, '21, Orchestra, '20, '21, Mathe- matics Club, '21, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Spanish Club, '22, '23, '24, Sheldon Radio Club, '20, Science Club, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, History Club, '23, Springfield Trip, '23, Lanky registered a determination to be a great traveler and explorer when he Went on the Springfield trip. JAMES RIHA Helge A. Haigan Chicago Illinois, October 1, 1906 Northwestern University Interroom Baseball, '19, '20, '21, R. O. T. C. Baseball Team, '22, R. O. T. C. Indoor Baseball Team, '22, Champions, '22, R. O. T. C. Football, '21, '22, Biology Club, '20, '21, Science Club, '21, Chemistry Club, '23. Jim was an active student although he worked his way through school Where he was a genuine Chem shark. JOHN P. RINGA Kosciuszko Chicago, Illinois, June 24, 1903 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Heavyweight Basketball, '23, Member of L Club, '23, 4A Picture Committee. Swede was right at home on a gym floor. MAX ROBBINS Wicker Park Chicago, Illinois, January 24, 1907 Business World Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Le Cercle Francais, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '23, Aero Club, '20, Umpire Interroom Base- ball, '23, 4A Stage Committee, '23, Stamp Club, '20, '21, .Although rejected from all athletic teams on account of his diminuirive stature Shorty was an athlete of no mean ability. He was prominent in all outside athletic activities, and was a loyal Lane Indian. He supported Lane's teams by attending most of the games. RISCINALD RICK ER'l JAMES RIHA JOHN P. RlNGA MAX ROBBINS Page Twenty-six THE LANE TECH PREP FRED H. iaosia MELVILLE A. ROSENGERGER STEWART B, R055 FRED H. ROSE Louis Agassiz Chicago, Illinois, February 18, 1906 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, Sheldon Radio Club, '21, 4A Cap and Gown Committee, Football, '22, Boxing and Fencing, '23, Fritz never missed a Lane Prom for the last three years. Some record! He'd rather dance than eat, MELVILLE A. ROSENBERGER Franklin Chicago, Illinois, September 14, 1907 University of Chicago Bronze, Silver, Gold and Fob Scholarship Medals, Tennis Club, '22, '23, Tennis Team, '22, '23, Captain Tennis Team, '23, Section Champs, Tennis, '23, Athletic UL , '23, L Club, '23, RUDOLPH J. RUDIN French Club, '23, Radio Club, '22, Stamp Club, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, 4A Biography Committee, 4A Pin and Ring Com- mittee. Rosie our tennis fiend, loves to linger in Chem. STEWART B. ROSS Fredrick Funston Chicago, Illinois, March 25, 1906 Business World Radio Club, '21, '22, '23, Bugle Corps, '21, Lane Civics Associa- tion, '21, Biology Club, '22, Radio Cage, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Radio Class, '22, R. O. T. C. Basketball, '22, 4A Publicity Com- mittee, '24, Stew was a radio bug of the highest degree and his ability won him an operator's radio license. RUDOLPH J. RUDIN Ogden Chicago, Illinois, September 2, 1906 Northwestern University Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Glee Club, '20, Science Club, '20, Biology Club, '21, ,J Chemistry Club, '23, Tennis Club, '23, History Club, '22, 4A Cap and Gown Committee. Rudy is right there when it comes to shooting pool. We know, we played against him. Listen! He owned his own table, lucky guy! VICTOR S. RYDBERG VICTOR S. RYDBERG J. A. Sexton Chicago, Illinois, February 20, 1904 University of Chicago Architectural Club, '19, '20, '21, '22, '23, Captain Club's Base- ball Team, '23, Sergeant-at-Arms, '23, Interroom Sports, '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '23, Spanish Club, '22, Arts Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, 'tVic left school for two years, but on returning he made the Architectural course in three and one-half years. HENRY O. SABEL Logan Kritzkow, Germany, September 24, 1904 Business World Indoor Sports, '22, Interroom Basketball. When Mr. Connelly wanted recitations, he always asked HENRY o. SABEL O' Henry to volunteer. THE LANE TECH PREP Page T11 entx seven EINER F. SAMUELSEN ARTHUR W. SANDAHL EINER F. SAMUELSEN Bancroft Chicago, Illinois, July 14, 1904 Business World 4A Dance Committee, Lightweight Football, '21, '22, Heavy- weight Football, '23, Track, '21, Interroom Baseball, '22, '23, Winner of Gym Company Bronze Medal for Running High Jump, '21, '22, and Three Standing Broad Jump Medal, '22, Archi- tectural Club, '22, '23, Architectural Intelligence Committee, '23, L Club, '23, Arts Club, '23, Fencing Club, '22, 4B and 4A Tech Prep Ditributor, L Pin Distributor, Athletic L , Cookies favorite sport is tossing the pigskin around. He is the biggest member of the Big 3 and some day expeccts to see them incorporated, designing bungalows for the entire universe. As Sally's best friend he was there to see that the I O U's were collected pronto. ARTHUR W. SANDAHL Benjamin Franklin Chicago, Illinois, January 26, 1907 Business World Sheldon Radio Club, '20, '21, Sheldon Sketch Club, '21, Inter- room Basketball, '22, Interroom Baseball, '22, Boxing Club, '22, '23, Fencing Club, '22, '23, Lane Fencing Team, '23, Lane Radio Class, '23, Mask and Shears Club, '23, Dramatics L Man, Stage Committee. Sandy never quite discovered the difference between the Chem lecture room and his own bed at home. He could not, however, avoid being disturbed by his classes, and, sometimes, his slumber was interrupted by his appearance at the lecture room. WALTER H. SCHINCK Nathaniel Hawthorne Chicago, Illinois, May 10, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Chemistry Club, '23, Fencer's and Boxer's Club, '23, 4B Athletic Ticket Committee, '22, '23, Delegate, Springtield Trip, '23, Pub- licity Committee, '23, Max and Chink flncorporatedj, were always seen either fighting ,arguing, or working together. J. GEORGE SCHULTZ Prescott Chicago, Illinois, July 30, 1906 Business World Raldio Club, '21, '22, '23, Radio Class, '21, '22, '23, R. O. T. C. Interroom Basketball, '23, '23, Boxing and Fencing, '21, '22, '23, Commercial Class, '23, Competitive Company, '22, '23, Fencing Team, '21, '22, '23, Radio License, '23, Honor Company, '23, Spanish Club, '23, First Aid Corps, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, R. O. T. C. Ft. Sheridan Trip, '22, Camera Club, '21, '22, W. J. R. C., '22. Schlitz is a radio fan although he isn't quite the bug that made it famous. ll FRANK RAYMOND SCHUNK James Mon1'oe Chicago, Illinois, March 25, 1907 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, Springfield Trip, '23, Assistant Manager Heavyweight Basket- ball, '23, 4A Gift Committee, Boxing and Fencing Club, '23, Honor Roll, Bronze Scholarship, Sergeant-at-Arms, Chemistry Club, '23, Winner Bronze Medal, 50-yd. Dash, '23, Christmas Basket Committee, '21, '22. F I rFrank was wide awalie excepting during his math periods. ' i EDWARD SEELMANN Brentano Chicago, Illinois, August 31, 1006 W Business World Press Club, '20, '21, Daily Staff. '21, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, R. O. T. C. Basketball. '22, Pageant of Progress, '22. Ben Franklin did not have anything over Grapes when it comes to printing. If he was not in a class room he was sure to be in the print shop. WA LTER H. SCHINCK J. GEORGE SCHULTZ FRANK R. SCHUNK EDWARD SEELMANN Page Twenfyeigm I P P I' it THE LANE TECH PREP RALPH 0- SHERBERG JOHN PHILIP si-IUTT LEONARD M. sKRzYszEwsK1 RALPH O. SHERBERG John C. Coonley Manistee, Michigan, December 10, 1905 Northwestern University Interroom Basketball and Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Tech Prep, '21, Spanish Club, '23, L Club, Heavyweight Football, '22, '23, Cap and Gown Committee, Chicago High School Football Champs, '23, Intercity Champs, '23. Ralph was a terrific football player, as his opponents can testify! JOHN PHILIP SHUTT Felsenthal Chicago, Illinois, July 9, 1904 Business World Lightweight Football, '21, Band, '20, '21, '22. JOHN J SOX Johnnie danced the nights away and tried to use the Lab ' periods in which to make up homework and lost sleep. LEONARD M. SKRZYSZEWSKI Brentano Poland, August 6, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '19, '20, '21, Football, '21, '22, '23, Chemistry Club, '22, '23, Spanish Club, '21, '22. Skeezix liked to engage in athletics while at Lane and he was a good naiured all-around sort of fellow. JOHN J. SOK St. John Cantius Chicago, Illinois, March 28, 1904 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Camera Club, '20, Spanish Club, '21, '22. Speed has the honor of never having missed a baseball game during his four years at Lane although he had to work his way through school. HERBERT SMUH HERBERT E. SMITH Forrestville Chicago, Illinois, August 25, 1905 University of Illinois Interroom Baseball and Basketball, '21, '23, Indoor Track, '22, '23, Outdoor Track, '22, '23, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Chemis- try Club, '23, Band, '23, R. O. T. C., '21, '23, Non-Corn School, '22, Acting Second Lieutenant, 'Honor Company, '21, Competi- tive Company, '21, R. O. T. C. Athletics, '22, R. O. T. C. Track Champions, '21, Winner of Athletic Bars, Track and Field Club, '21, '23. Smitty is quite a Spanish shark. Working way through school, he still found time to gallop around the track and beat everyone in sight. RUDOLPH STOLTZE, JR. Lincoln Chicago, Illinois, March 16, 1907 Business World Signal Corps, '20, '21, Spanish Club, '22, '23, '24, Chemistry Club, '23, '24, Radio Club, '20, Radio Cage Operator, '21, In- terroom Baseball, '22, Interroom Basketball, '21, Cap and Gown Committee, R. O. T. C. Basketball, '21, Honor Roll. Rudy says Chem is the only thing that keeps him in RUDOLPH STOLTZE, JR. school, he is particularly fond of Hooding the lab. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Twenty-nine MAX J. STRAUSS EDWARD WM. SWANSON CHESTER R. SUNDBERG MAX JOHN STRAUSS F. L. Jahn Chicago, Illinois, September 4, 1905 Business World Interroom Football, '21, Interroom Basketball, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Baseball, '21, '22, '23, Interroom Basketball School Championship, '23, Boxing and Fencing Club, '23, '24, Chemis- try Club, '23, '24, 4A Picture Committee, '24. Max and Chink , Incorporated, always were seen lighting, arguing and working together. EDWARD WM. SWANSON William Gold Hibbard Chicago, Illinois, September 21, 1906 Business World Architectural Club, '22, '23, Interroom Football, '21, Inter- JOSEPH T. SURDEY room Baseball, '22, '23, Architectural Club, '23, Tech Prep Dis- tributor, '23, Honor Company, '21, Springfield Trip, '23. Swede was Mr. Valentine's favorite Norseman, with his I blue eyes and blonde hair. His favorite hobby was drawing Woolworth buildings. CHESTER R. SUNDBERG Ole A. Thorp Chicago, Illinois, February 20, 1906 Business World Radio Club, '20, '21, '22, '23, Spanish Club, '23, Fencing, '23, Chemistry Club, '23. Ches was another victim of the radio bug and, from all in- dications, he was bitten rather hard. JOSEPH T. SURDEY Drummond Chicago, Illinois, September 30, 1904 University of Chicago Glee Club, '22, R. O. T. C., Second Lieutenant, '22, First Lieu- DAVID B. TAYLOR tenant, '23, Field Day Ticket Committee, '23. Joe 'tco-oped his way thru school, but this didn't hinder his classical, or it is classy ? dancing. ' DAVID B. TAYLOR William Penn Nixon Chicago, Illinois, July 29, 1905 Crane Junior College Civics Club, '21, Camera Club, '19, Interroom Sports, '19, '20, '21, Chess and Checkers Club, '22, Davy is a quiet fellow with a ready smile for everybody. HERBERT R. TEWS BTSUWIHO Chicago, Illinois, March 11, 1906 Business World Civics Club. '21, Radio Club, '22, Interroom Baseball, '21, Radio Class, '22, Honor Roll, Auditing Committee, '22, Herb is a success in everything that he attempts, his ability l A to work his way through school has proved it. HERBERT R. TEWS Page Thing' ' as it E iivmzs mms TECH PREP GEORGE E- THEEL RAYMOND F. THIESSE SIDNEY W. TIIVIM GEORGE E. THEEL Kelvyn Park Chicago, Illinois, October 10, 1905 Business World Bronze and Silver Scholarship Medals, '20, '21, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, Biology Club, '22, Civics Club, '22, Springfield Trip, '23, Honor Roll. Cicero is the nice quiet fellow with a ready hand for every- one. RAYMOND F. THIESSE Frederick Funston Chicago, Illinois, March 17, 1906 University of Illinois , Band, '21, '22, '23, Orchestra, '20, '21, '22, '23, Band Cham- pions, '21, '22, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom s'rUAR'r H. Tnvnvi Baseball, '20, '21, '22. Ray has followed a musical career throughout his school years. Some day we'll hear him in a symphony concert. SIDNEY W. TIMM Fredrick J. Funston Chicago, Illinois, May 8, 1904 University of Valparaiso, Ind. Interroom Basketball, '19, '20, Interroom Baseball, '20, '21, Spanish Club, '22, '23. Tiny Tim did not let the fact that he worked thru school prevent him from joining in some of the activities at Lane. STUART HEPNER TIMM Winfield Scott-Schley Chicago, Illinois, November 3, 1901 Illinois College of Pharmacy We predict a bright future for Stew . After several years in the business world, Stew became convinced, and came to Lane. . GEORGE H. VON GEHR GEORGE H. VON GEI-IR Skinner , Chicago, Illinois, August 16, 1907 Armour Institute Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Fob Scholarships, Captain of the Debating Team, '23, Literary L , Daily Staff, '23, Editor, '23, Delegate to C. I. P. A. Convention, Contributor to the Tech Prep, History Club, President of the Chemistry Club, '23, Radio Club, '23, Interroom Basketball, '22, Interroom Baseball, '22, 4B and 4A Nominating Committees, 4A Biography Committee, Chairman 4A Publicity Committee, Honor Roll. Von was liked by everyone even though he had four scholar- ship medals to his credit. In debating and literary work, he was certainly there . ELMER F. WEGREN Robert Morris Chicago, Illinois, February 25, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball, '21, Sheldon Radio Club, '21, '22, Lane Radio Class, '23, Spanish Club, '23, Publicity Committee, '22, Sheldon Sketch Club, '21, Al , the soda jerker, worked his way thru school. He proved ELMER F. WEGREN to be a good mixer , THE LANE TECH PREP Page Tzhrtv one DAVID WEBER- JR- LOUIS WEINTRAUB DAVID WEBER, JR. John C. Coonley Chicago, Illinois, January 15, 1906 Business World Military Championship, Competitive Company, '20, '21, '22, Band Champions, '23, Second Place Band Flag Champions, Freshman Interroom Baseball and Basketball, '20, Sophomore Interroom Baseball Champions, '21, Senior Baseball, Inter- room, '23, Senior Orchestra, '23, King Dave's the boy that tweedles the clarinet, while the R. O. T. C. soldiers fox trot down to the loop and back. LOUIS WEINTRAUB James Russel Lowell New York, New York, December 29, 1906 Business World Lightweight Basketball, '23, '24, North Section Champs, '23, Captain, '24, Baseball, '23, North Section Champs, '23, Inter- room Baseball, '20, '21, '22, Captain, '20, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Indoor Baseball Team, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, '24, L Club, '23, '24, Freshman Advisory Committee, '24, Enter- tainment Committee, '23, Athletic L , Captain's L , Louie , who thought he was a good Spaniard, would make a better Ulead-off man any day. BOAS A. WEISMANN Avery Lincoln, Nebraska, August 31, 1904 University of Illinois Honor Roll, Interroom Sports, '21, '22, OfIicer's Club, '21, '22, Spanish Club, '22, '23, Lieutenant, R. O. T. C., '21, '22, Bronze and Silver Scholarship Medals, '20, '21, Honor Company, '21, '22, Competitive Company, '21, R. O. T. C. Championship Track Team, '21, R. O. T. C. Championship Basketball Team, '22, In- door and Outdoor Track Teams, '23, Two Athletic L's Bo was one of the standby's of the track team. He was discovered a little late, but made that up by putting the shot like Hercules. As a Spaniard he could make them sit up anfd take notice. RUSSELL WEVANG Darwin Chicago, Illinois, November 28, 1906 Business World Interroom Baseball, '20, Biology Club, '21, Sketch Class, '20, '21, '22, Arts Club, '21, '22, Tennis Club, '23, Tennis Team, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Spanish Club, '22, Pin and Ring Com- mittee, '23, Honor Roll. Wee VVee has artistic inclinations, having attended art school, evenings. .JACK WHITWELL Stavely, England, March 13, 1905 Alfred Nobel Business World Senior Indoor Track, '22, '23, Football, '23, Interroom Sports, '21, '22, Stamp Club, '21, Latin Club, '23. Smiling Jack couldn't change his expression even when Latin exams confronted him. HAROLD LOUIS WILKE Evansville, Indiana Evansville, Indiana, October 26, 1905 Business World Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Baseball ' '21, '22, Stamp Club, '20, Chemistry Club, '23, Chess Checkers Club, '22. Red was an ambitious Hoosier, participating in school activi- ties besides working his way through SCh00l- , 20, and BOAS A. WEISMANN RUSSELL WEVANG JACK WHITWELL HAROLD LOUIS WILKE Page Thirty-two THE LANE TECH PREP THEODOR G. WOLFF JOSEPH C. ULIS REUEEN A. ANDERSON .JOHN C. ZALAZINSKI WALDEMAR ZEINZINGER THEODORE G. WOLFF Linne Chicago, Illinois, January 21, 1907 Business World Bronze Scholarship, '22, Boxing Class, '22, Springfield Trip, '23, German Club, '22, Publicity Committee, '22. Ted was a linguist as his S's in German indicated. JOHN C. ZALAZINSKI Holy Trinity Chicago, Illinois, November 23, 1905 Northwestern University Latin Club, '22, '23, Biology Club, '21, '22, Sketch Class, '20, '21, '22, Arts Club, '20, '21, '22, Radio Club, '22, Junior Hi-Y, '20, '21, Interroom Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Interroom Base- ball, '20, '21, '22, R. O. T. C. Honor Company, '21, Chemistry Club, '22, R. O. T. C., '20, '21, Junior Indoor Track Team, '20, '21. Zal was fast on the track, and on the basketball floor as well, and could hit the pill like a big leaguer. WALDEMAR ZEINZINGER Le Moyne Chicago, Illinois, March 19, 1905 Armour Institute Sheldon Sketch Club, '21, '22, Auditing Committee, '23, In- terroom Baseball, '21, '22, '23. Sign Painter , although an aspiring artist, turned out to be a better blacksmith. We often wonder what he would do without his satchel. JOSEPH C. ULIS Holy Trinity Chicago, Illinois. March 19, 1905 University of Illinois Interroom Basketball, '21, Crane Hi-Y, Fencing Club, '23, Chemistry Club, '23, Glee Club, '20, '21, Ulis, after going to Crane for three years, knew the best thing to do was to transfer to Lane. REUBEN A. ANDERSON James Russell Lowell Chicago, Illinois, March 8, 1905 Business World Interroom Baseball Champions, '22, Interroom Basketball, '22, '23, Chess and Checkers Club, '20, '21, Drum and Bugle Corps, '21, Le Cercle Francais, '22, Chemistry Club, '23. Swede was a good friend of the lunch room for he never turned 'down a bite to eat. DOMENICK E. GAZZOLO Brentano Chicago, Illinois, October 8, 1905 Business World Interroom Sports, '20, '21, '22, '23, Baseball, '22, Chess and Checker Club, '21, '22, Junior Champs, '22, Sophomore Champs, '21, Dromedary is the humps when it comes to playing baseball. PAUL POMPIAN James Russell Lowell Chicago, Illinois, July 17, 1905 University of Chicago Glee Club, '20, Daily, '21, '22, '23, Architectural Club, '21, The Daily agrees that Paul knew news , ROY TOPPER Columbus Chicago, Illinois, September 25, 1907 University of Illinois L Man, Bronze Scholarship, Soccer, '22, '23, President Arts Club, '22, '23, Lane Architectural Club, '22, '23, School Boy Skating Team, '23, 4B and 4A Dance Committee, '23. Rube is the sheik of the soccer team and Bud Fisher's only rival. The following graduates have not submitted pictures and biog- raphies: HOWARD ALTON KALMAN KADISH JOHN KAIL GRADUATES Two-Year Technical Courses January, l924 Mechanical Drawing Gilbert Anderson William J. DeLaby Carl H. Frick Arthur M. Herbst Ralph A .Huebner Thomas P. Ivers Axel W. Johnson Henning LeRoy Johnson Paul L. Jorgensen Michael Kornfeind William C. Kotchiakos Sidney Kromer William Meiselbar Bernard A. Mendelson Andrew J. Michalak Russell N. Ostrom Alfred R. Peterson Julien Rockmore Martin Slahor Webster U. Smith George M. Syversen Oscar T. Thorson Alfred Paul Wendt Harold F. Wendt Machine Shop George A. Halgren Alvin W. Herbst Hugo Horzog Michael Hubert John B. Molter Anthony J. Neumeier James F. Petelle Alexander Schippelbein Walter A. Zimmerman Electricity Arthur Anderson George S. Bara Francis C. Pfrownlow Ralph H. Budig Merton J. Daley Rocco J. Detuno Dave Epstein Edward C. Fett Gilbert Howard Fett William Fredrick Robert Fritzsche Gerhart W. Hohenhaus Jacob O. Jacobson, Jr. Charles J. Jens, Jr. Carl H. Johnson Clark V. Johnson John Johnsen Edgar M. Jorgenson Roy F. Karnuth Lester W. Kilbourne Elmore V. Knaack Charles C. Koch Earl G. Koehler Henry Koreywo Joseph Kutilek, Jr. Eugene Larsen Russell T. Lindholm Lawrence L. Lococo George Maringer Virgil Maringer Harold H. C .Marquardt Elmer F. Miller Emanuel W. Noparstak Raymond T. Nottoly Elmer L. Petersen Henry C. Peterson Lawrence H. Peterson Robert H. Perkins Frederick E. Ritchey Charles A. Schmidt George Shimkus Eugene H. Silberzahn Julius F. Simon Guyton C. Siniscalechi Henning George Strand Arthur D. Sundquist Harold Carl Wlalther Richard J. Wineblad Harold A. Witt Printing Charles VV. Walker Page Thirty-four STHE LANE TECH PREP ig .ply bg y: p : V f f, E A Q A 4 G E . V ,,. KJ . ,gg O Su-uANn6l. The time has come when we must part. It is natural that we should look back to the time that we have spent at Liane. How quickly those four years flew by. Now, we are about to enter a different life g a life which is to be guided by the prin- ciples and ideals taught us here in school. Those of us, who are not going to continue school, are about to begin immediately upon that new life. We shall no longer be an expense upon our parents who have been so anxious that we should re- ceive an education that we might be prepared to enter business life well equipped. Our opportunity has come in which we must show that we can support ourselves. This means not only that we shall make money and spend some of it on our- selves, but that we shall be con- fronted with problems of life and its hard trials. We shall have trials in our life as other people have had trials in theirs. Those who are going to college will meet their practical problems later. We look back again to the time when we entered Lane. In our humble state we looked up to the senior and would have given all to become one. Now our four years of school have changed us decided- ly and we sincerely feel that we have profited by our efforts in whatever we have undertaken dur- ing this period. From the large number that en- rolled with us only two hundred of us have kept steadfastly at our endeavors. We chose subjects and courses that we thought could be used to the best of advantage in our life outside of school. Some of us chose athletics besides the regu- lar academic subjects, and athletics have made some of us more popu- lar than others. Take, for example, Anthony Bahusky, who joined the football squad in his second year as did also, Rane and Hallstein. Due to his prowess the class elected CLASS HISTORY By Everett johnson him captain of one of Lane's cham- pionship teams which has probably done more for Lane's glory than any other organization this year. Boerschinger, Tortorelli and Puck- elwartz are outstanding players of this team. Captain Weintraub, Beschwitz, Reifler and Staley are stars. Another of our creditable teams is the soccer team in which Topper, Brunner and Kleinert have done excellent work. In our numer- ous clubs many of us have taken an active part and the services of in- dividuals will long be remembered. Hasterok, Editor-in-chief of the Tech Prep, has succeeded in plac- ing our magazine among those who took highest honors at the Central lnterscholastic Press Association. Altho he was mainly responsible, still other staff members helped materially. Some of our classmen belong to the Daily staff. A num- ber of others found that they had musical talent and joined Lane's wonderful band and orchestra. Many whose names would make a long list, got scholarship medals and fobs. Our division meetings have been run under competent direction by our able president, Herbert Hall- stein, who has held office for two successive terms. It has often been mentioned by teachers that our meetings where all the business was transacted by the class, have never before been conducted in so orderly a way. Hallstein has been assisted by his efficient officers, such as, Max Rane who has been our vice-president for two semes- ters. Tolin, first elected treasurer when we were 4B's, and Jack Rei T- ler re-elected secretary. The com- mittees chosen to take care of the business of our meetings have func- tioned as efficient committees. At our long division meetings, when our other business was not so heavy, we had musical entertain- ments furnished by our own orches- tra and other home talent. Our fourth year was not lacking in outside entertainments. Through Van Dyson's and his committee's efforts, we have attended dances at Chicago's most fashionable hotels, such as the Ambassador, Sovereign and Edgewater Beach. The time has now come when we must look forward. We must leave our school which we have learned to respect and love. We leave it now, not with fear and trembling as when we first entered, but as if we are parting with a very dear friend. Our parting really has come too soon just as we are really enjoying school life. But we shall make the best of it and try to take with us the habits, reputations, and character acquired at Lane. The spirit of Lane has entered into us and we shall carry that spirit wherever we go. Folo Students The following students have at- tained an average of 90 or above for four years and were awarded the fob scholarship: Charles M. Bodach Wilson Boetticher Charles Davis Robert Frank Gerald Hasterok George Kleinert Ricltliaiwi P. Larsen Leo E. Mendel Ralph l . Nelson Bernard Rappaport Max Rappaport Jack J. Reifler Melville A. Rosenberger George H. Von Gehr THE LANE TECH PREP Page Thirty-fm Rocco Castanella was born in that well-known district of Chicago that is famous for its bombing parties. Although R o c c o ' s surroundings were not very favorable, he had succeeded in graduating from the grade school. His father and mother had tried to make him go to work, but he had persuaded them to let him go to high school. His chief reason for attending high school was that he wished to continue with his companions, Joe Linke, Spike McCullom, and Dan R o s e t t a . The three boys enter- ed Cass Technical High School and were assigned to a division room. One day during the division meet- ing Mr. Zimmer- man, W h o h a s charge of that division, h e a r d s o m e extraordi- Q nary sounds feebly How across the room. Upon listening intently he heard such phrases as, Come on you, seven , and Come, little Joe, baby needs a pair of shoes . He sensed the direc- h I tion from which these sounds W e r e originating, and, u p o n peering over one of the mechan- ical drawing desks, discovered the source-Rocco, his chums, and a colored lad were galloping dominoesf' Mr. Zimmerman grabbed the vagabonds and marched them down to the office to explain the matter to Mr. Williams, the assistant prin- cipal. Because of the unusual character of the offense, Mr. Wil- liams decided to take up with Prin- cipal Stone the matter of reform- ing the boys. Playing dice in school ? queried Mr. Stone, when he had been made familiar with the situation. Yes , answered Mr. Williams. Is it their first offense ? con- tinued the Principal. Yes, replied Mr. Williams, and then added, They are a couple of freshmen who come from some very notorious neighborhoods. This one lad's father, Carnelio Castan- ella, has a long police re-nord. Well, we'll giic them all a chance to make good and if they don't, we'll have to expel them. As for this offense, I shall take per- sonal charge of them, explained Mr. Stone. Walking through the outer office, Principal Stone beckoned to the Rocco By George Kleinert boys to follow him and proceeded down to the boiler room. John , he called to the man in charge, equip these fellows with shovels . Then turning to the boys he add- ed, See that coal pile over in that corner ? Well, I want you to move it over to this corner. The boys went to work cheerful- ly thinking that they had been let off easily. About two o'clock Mr. Stone returned to see how things were going and found that the col- ored lad had disappeared and the other boys had changed their at- titude, evidently they were realiz- ing that they were paying dearly for the gambling they had done. They had removed about three- fourths of the coal pile and Mr. Stone noticed that they had taken most of their medicine, but he de- cided to make a permanent impres- sion upon their minds. Now, boys, he directed, you may return that coal to its former location. T h e b o y s h a d thought that he had come to r e 1 e a s e them, a n d were disap- pointed with h i s orders, f o r t h e y were becom- ing very tired also. Believe me, I'm through shootin' craps with you fellows, sighed Rocco, after the Principal had left. I won't play around here any more, chirped Spike. I think Ifll go to work so that I can do what I want, boasted Dan. A few hours later the principal returned and after making the boys promise him that they would not repeat the performance, he released them with some good fatherly ad- vice. A few weeks elapsed before Rocco again saw Dan. Why, Dan, where have you been ? asked Rocco as he found Dan mounting the stairs leading up to the study hall. Take it from me, Rocco, stick in this place till you get educated. Every place you go to get a job, they want to know if you're a high school graduate. I've been walking the streets looking for a decent job for the last three weeks and about all I could make was errand boy, so I decided to come back here and study, confessed Dan. Rocco became interested in the many activities that take place af- ter school and so the year passed quickly and he succeeded in gain- ing the title of sophomore. Dan and Joe also emerged from the freshman year, the former easily and the latter, by the 'fskin of his teeth. Spike failed in two sub- jects and was out for blood. He said it was the school's fault, not his, that he was not a ssuccessful as his pals. One afternoon Rocco happened to gaze into the office and noticed Spike adorning the mourner's bench. What could be the matter now? thought Rocco. Say, Rocco, called Joe the next morning as Rocco rugbied his way through the corridor to his first period class, did you h e a r about Spike? He's been sent to re- form school for coppin' a football uniform. I Serves h i m right, was Roc- co's retort, it's just lik e Miss Jaynes told us yesterday, 'A so- phomore is a wise fool'. A week later Dan read the fol- lowing letter to his chums: 'Tm very sorry for what I have done and hope that you will still remain my friends as I am to be released in three months. When I get back I'm going to turn over a new leaf and try to make good for the dis- honor I have brought upon myself. Trusting in your sincerity, Spike. That shows that honesty is the best policy after all, asserted Joe. Yes, we can profit by his exper- ience, agreed Rocco. Let's go over to the Universal and have a Sundae in honor of Page Thirty-six THE LANE TECH PREP Spike's fate in receiving a short term, coaxed Dan. I've got a class in three min- utes, was Rocco's refusal. That's no reason you can't go, ditch it, Dan insisted. We'd better not, warned Joe, we might be fortunate enough to be caught by Mr. Rada and his posse and you know that would mean ex- pulsionf' I thought we were going to profit by Spike's experience. You know, Dan, when you ditch you are stealing knowledge and valuable time from yourself, cautioned Rocco. Well, I guess majority wins, Dan admitted with a smile. That's right we'd be breaking our promise to Mr. Stone. When Spike returned he showed that his mental attitude toward school and life was changed decid- edly. He pitched right in to work for better grades and followed the straight and narrow path. Final examination day came and Rocco had his little pony as usual, with the inscription on top, Lest I forget. Rocco, however, was either not as fortunate as he had been previously or the pony had grown to be quite a visible horse, for his biology teacher made him deposit his paper in the waste basket. The result was that he was required to take another ex- amination and accept an F- for a passing grade instead of a possi- ble UG . Rocco resolved that it was costly to use a pony and, there- fore, decided to abandon the prac- tice. The fall term started, and Rocco, now a junior, decided to win a let- ter from the school. He signed up with the football squad. After some weeks of hard practice, he succeeded in acquiring a uniform and a substitute position. In the second league game of the season, he was given a chance to show his Hstufff, He did. It earned a regu- lar position on the team for him. However, when the grades came out at the end of the ten week per- iod, he was ineligible. His efforts to get Ufixed up were futile and only resulted in a lecture from Principal Stone. His neglect of homework in his pursuit of ath- letics cost him his C , He learn- ed that to gain athletic fame, it was best to keep one's scholarship at a high standard or to withdraw from the field of action. The following semester Rocco's popularity turned into notoriety and scandal. His father's name ap- peared in the headlines of the news- papers as having been implicated in a black-hand murder. Rocco be- came despondent over the matter and if it had not been for the per- suasion of his old chums,-Spike, Joe, and Dan,-he probably would have quit school. Although he worked under the shadow and hard- ship of the scandal, he began to win back many of his friends through his success in scholarship. When school was resumed in Sep- tember, Rocco was in his 4A semes- ter and 'out to overshadow his fath- er's darkened past with the bril- liancy of a successful football ca- reer and high scholarship. His four years at Cass had taught him the value of study and stick-to-it- ness. The football team was very suc- cessful and won the north section championship. Then Cass played its bitter rival for the city cham- pionship. The following Tuesday an account of the game appeared in the Cass Tech Daily . Wasn't that some game? Just think of it: the last quarter with about three minutes to go, the op- ponentis ball on Cass's five-yard line and Harold Wesley scoops up a fumble and scampers ninety-five yards for a touchdown and the game, ejaculated Dan as he ap- proached Spike in the gymnasium. What do you mean Harold Wes- ley? Why, I thought our friend, Rocco, accomplished that feat, Spike argued. Evidently you haven't read to- day's Daily. Here, take a slant at it and be convinced, was Dan's re- joiner. Rocco's Father a Secret Service Operative for the United States Government, read Spike. f'Well, if that doesn't beat all! Yes, expounded Dan, he cap- tured Michael Villette, that notor- ious black-hand leader, that has been successfully evading the local police for more than twenty years. Don't you remember, Spike, all the newspaper stuff about Rocco's fath- er? We thought it was all scan- dal. That evening Mr. Wesley explain- ed matters personally to Harold CRocco, that ish and his chums. Yes, boys, concluded Harold's father, a year before Harold was born the Department of Justice ordered me to run down this notor- ious black-hand at any cost. So I decided that the only way in which I could do this was to live the life of an Italian right in the heart of crime. Therefore, when Harold came to this world, his surround- ings were that of a poor Italian boy. I assumed an appropriate name and carried out my plans so well that our neighbors never suspected us. Our relatives were under the im- pression that we were touring Eu- rope. The only obstacle I met was to keep my boy straight regardless of his environment. Thanks to the Cass Technical High School for ac- complishing this feat and greatly helping me realize the fruitfulness of my efforts to serve my country. COLLEGE VS. A JOB To college, or a job, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to stiffer ' The slings and arrows of outrag- eous study, Or to take up arms against a sea of books, And working, ditch them. To col- leges or a job 3- A job? Perchance to work! Ay, there's the rub, For in that maze of work what fatigue may come, When we have shuffled out of mighty Lane, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of business life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of work, The boss's frown, the office boy's wise cracks, The pangs of weary labor, the early hours, The insolence of office ,and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a diploma? Soft you now! No, not work, but college! Max Finkel. ' I I , I I! 1' W gf Z , - ff, . 1, I if fr l Qw1 THE LANE TECH PREP Page Thirty-seven Johnny Comes to Life Ageing F course, there is no ,Eff need to say that it is Wg the desire of every boy ,LS 2 , to become an athlete 0? - - ii of some repute, small X Em I though the scope of hii E.l... ...A 3 - T reputation may be. iifdfd hard-hitting baseball player, a dashing halfback, a sure- shot basketball player, a record- breaking speed demon-these and others are ideals of youth's ambi- tion. Ninety-nine out of every one hundred American boys have such an ideal 3 John Smith W a s t h e other one. Now, John was 5 born in anything 5 but a lively en- vironment. His , i father had been an undertaker. There, i in the undertaking establishment, he had spent the first fifteen years of his life on speaking terms, tif such a i thing is 'possiblej i with corpses and cadavers. When i his father died of I By Aaron Lauter too plainly the contrast between the two. John was, as usual, sit- ting on his front steps staring at the air, when Mike spotted him. 'Lo, he said, my name's Mike Ellsworth-what's yours. John Smith. 'Yes? Say, John, I'm the best baseball player, basketball player, and tennis player in our neighbor- hood, he asserted frankly, what can you play ? John wiggled his feet disconsol- ately and mumbled, Nuthin'. tennis racket over to you, and to- morrow morning Iill meet you at the tennis courts-down there, in- dicating with his thumb. John, for the first time in his his- tory, showed unmistakable symp- toms of life. Ah-er-gosh! All right I And Mike trotted home, a pair of admiring pale blue eyes following him. Now Mike's sister, Violet, wasn't bad looking. Not at all. In fact, she was extremely good looking. i u an - overwork during an epidemic of a ., by . 3 ..,.-.,A,,1 ,. .. Bobbed chestnut hair. Flashing blue eyes. Red cheeks fnatural c ol o ry, Cupid's bow lips. An athletic figure. She could make a better boy than Johnny, Gunga Din, fall, and fall hard. She brought the r a c k e t. A n d Johnny stared at her, while she took a complete inven- tory of him, head to heels. M y , y o u ' r e little, she finally said. Yes, from c e r t a in disease, N fp? AA. J . I John, Still Stay- John's life became 21,5 ing emnaptured, a monotonous exis- i HMB, brother Says tence' his father ' f , . you can t play any- had been hw one . 1 X thing. Is that friend. With his f ., - , right 'gv mother, he moved 3 if UE - -b t I9 to a little flat on i , .., '., going Xbebslogrnpm the0ufSk1f'fS ofthe A f if:-Q ffweu that's city. He was then oo 3 , A . Q QQ? of good I' like you 77 Sixteen Years Old, If fm ,. we o John blusheid and of the Szlze of iii - .2 violently, lo o k e d a boy of thuntefin' .,.. K1 aw a y, and then He was pale' thm' ,,fQ,.,i f A fi.Qf f'iQ back in time to see moved slowly, and I. . H ij, :'- J 3,3 h 1 - H . H , M52 , .a j oo , e r eaving. e W 3 ily Cogtfqgjlany it fssei I ,f 1.3 must say some- m00 an A ' . A M f of .G I .QS and thing! choly. 'W ,gi i HH iv b t- N3tul'3lly the A 'jg K K , ijt' , - ed, 411327146 gsustsslrv b o y's in the new i ,,.. if if ff if ngiehborhood were ,Q ' 3 ' og ' If a baby is born of the type of the Q 'iJ'3'4f5ic 'i on 3 bright Sun- Y11H9i5Y-111119, and . . shiny day, it will, John was pretty I gtnnmffeerl in an probability much alone as a re- I appreciate the fact, suit. Out of pure pity, however, they would, from time to time, ask him to play. But he always shook his head sadly, and they would go away. Strange as it may seem, it was the star athlete of the neighbor- hood who was most attracted by John's monotonous life. His name was Mike-Mike Ellsworth. Their first meeting showed only and, in bay talk comment upon it. Nuthin'? Aw, you're kidding me l No, I can't play anything except checkers, and I haven't played that since my father died. Mike became all sympathy. Say, that's too bad. You've got to learn to play something. Uh-huh. I'll tell you what. I've got to go 'way now, but my sister'll bring a Now John Smith had lived through sixteen years of days, and he hadn't missed a single rainy day, but the day Mike Ellsworth taught him the rudiments of tennis was the first bright day in his life. A clear June day, comfortably warm, skies spot- less blue, and Violet watching him. He was determined to beat William Tilden II the next day! Page Thirty-eight THE LANE TECH PREP Johnny was not a precocious youth. It took time to teach him the various strokes, but Mike had patience. and Johnny had determ- ination, and Violet had the time of her life laughing at his blunders, so he learned the game. As he had absolutely no know- ledge about tennis to unlearn, all that Mike told him soaked in, al- though it took time before he could connect with the ball. Mike had to explain footwork to him, had to explain forehand, backhand, and overhead shots, but when his lesson ended, Mike always gave him enough theory to keep him think- ing till the next day, and so he slow- ly but surely progressed. At the door of Mike's house, one day, John and Violet paused, while Mike ran in, half starved. Violet, John asked, will you go to the show with me next Satur- day night Y Violet started to assent, but checked herself. What would the other girls think? She go to the show with the neighborhood's prize athletic dub? No, she was really awfully sorry, but she wouldn't be able to. And John bit his lips and walked home looking like the old John again-moody and melancholy. She had hurt him deeply, more deeply than she knew, and had caused him to deliberate and ques- tion with himself. Should he go back to his former flat and dull ex- istence or should he continue to live '? 14 Pk Sk Pk When a girl says anything she may be talking to hear and admire the sounds her voice make. Girls are often like that. When a fellow says something, ninety-nine times out of a hundred he means it. John Smith picked OE one of the ninety- nine this time. 'Tm going to keep alive, he said. Each day saw Mike and John at the tennis courts, and John improv- ing steadily. He had developed a puzzling serve, which fooled even Mike. The ball sailed high till it crossed the net, and then dropped suddenly, bouncing high and to the left. All his shots had improved accordingly, and by the time school closed that June, he was giving Mike a hot fight. Through the summer John play- ed, missing only days that were impossible for tennis. He played the neighb.orhood's best, and won, and capped his glory for the season by vanquishing Mike, his teacher. Since learning the game he had grown taller, his eye was sharper, he looked like sixteen, not twelve. And all this time he was telling himself that he didn't care if Violet didn't like him-that he was learn- ing just to know, not to show her. Well, at least she couldn't say again, My! you're little. Pk 214 Dk is When the candidates for his school's tennis team were called the following spring, John was among them, and he was one of the most promising of the lot. An elimination tournament was held, and the squad gradually dwindled to four men, and John was one of them. Playing fourth man on a four- man team may not be much of an honor to some, but to John it was as great an honor, and as important a position as the captain's. As the team was particularly well bal- anced, no one man was an individ- ual star. John was not so exper- ienced as his three team mates, but by playing his hardest he was able to make the team hold its equilib- rium. The practice matches found the team making great progress, and John giving great exhibitions in all these. He began to be generally known, and his indifferent manners toward girls, seemed to make him popular with them. He saw more of Violet now, in fact, she seemed to be making an effort to have him see her, but John kept aloof. Upon leaving the courts one night after practice, he met her on his way home and was forced to walk with her. Followed a few m o m e n t s of an enbarrassing silence, which Violet broke. John, she said, once you told me you liked me. Yes-once 1 More quiet, till they reached her house when she turned and said, John, l still like you! and he mumbled something about being tickled pink to hear it, and walked on home. The team had no trouble in go- ing through the preliminary rounds of the championship tournament, in fact they created a mild sensa- tion by the ease and consistency with which they won. This story, of course, would not be complete unless John's team had some opposition. It had. The team it was to meet in the final match of the season, when the winner was to be conceded the champion- ship, was rated as highly as John's. They had won as regularly, and played as well throughout the sea- son-and their fourth man was no slouch. It isn't often that a high school tennis match draws a big crowd, but all indications pointed toward a capacity attendance for the final match. For:the entire week pre- ceding the match there was more tennis talked than baseball at both schools. The interest centered on the teams was heightened because it was a case of two unbeaten teams playing a match in which one must lose. Now, in most sports, many hours of practice are all to the good. Not so, however, in tennis. Continuous playing will cause a player to go stale, He will lose his eye , be unable to make accurate shots. Accordingly, there was a minimum of playing done by the teams that week, and on the Saturday after- noon of the match, they were all fresh and rarin' to go . Being fourth man has one great drawback. One must sit on the bench watching his team winning, losing, going through all the phases of a fight before he sets foot on the court. And so it was with John. He watched. Saw his doubles, team go down to defeat. Watched the third man win, 6-4, 8-6, after two hard sets. Squirmed on the bench for three sets while his cap- tain won, 6-1, 4-6, 6--3. Saw the hopes of his school rest on him, when the second man lost, 6-1, 6-0. But, somehow, a sense of his re- sponsibility failed to soak in. His head felt numb-he was unable to appreciate the importance connect- ed with his playing. His school's sharp cheer as he stepped out on the court made him wince. He was plainly nervous, unstrung. He smiled and shook hands me- chanically as his opponent stepped up to him. Winning the toss, he elected to serve, and walked back to his side of the court trying to collect himself. Standing on the baseline he glanced about and saw Violet watching him anxiously. He s t e a d i e d somewhat, called, Ready ? and at his opponents nod, tossed the ball up, and sent a pretty serve over. The umpire called, Fifteen- love. At the end of the first game the scorer announced, Smith, one- Connel, nothing---first set. Connel took the next game, Johnny being unable to dope his serve. The first set went rapidly, and at its conclusion came, Mr. Connel, six--Mr. Smith, onef, Changing sides, he passed the stand in which Violet was sitting, and heard her eager call, Come on Johnny, play! Come to life! 'iCome to life! Huh! Well he would. His step quickened, a set expression flashed into his eyes, and Connel knew he wasn't going to have an easy time of it this set. He didn't. John smashed, drove, chopped, placed,-had the crowd in a constant turmoil due to his spec- tacular play, and when, at the end of the second set, tired and hot, he heard the now familiar voice, The score is, Mr. Connel, one set-Mr. Smith, one. He glanced victor- iously at Violet, as if to say, I came to life all right ! The ten-minute rest didn't help fContinued on page 435 lnolian lnvasion of Madison With the savory odors of fried turkey tantalizing our nostrils, we entered a one-armed emporium and assimilated our turkey in the form of an egg sandwich. When we were a good way out of Chi and had begun our feast of O' Henry's a realization of our sacrifice became evident. To give an account of a game of r u dl e s played with matches, might prove boresome, so, let it suffice to say that yours truly didn't pay for his supper. After five hours of scene shifting we pulled into the metropolis of Madison. Contrary to expectations we were met by a mere student, but the mayor offered his apologies. We had a difficult time dodging the press agents and photographers, but Madison's wonderful police force did their stuff and held the crowd back. With a cheer from the crowd we were escorted to a tram car, where, upon the deposit of six coppers, we began our eventful trip to the U , When we started to emerge and carried our weight toward the front platform of the car, the rear end took on high aspir- ations. Finally, we arrived at the regis- tration office, not too much the worse for wear. After making us hide behind a button and badge which looked like an Irish flag in distress, we were given our lodging address. With the aid of a respon- sible guide, we found our abode about 8 P. M. By Geralcl l-lasterok Our rooms were in the Triangle Fraternity House, which we shared with twenty-eight aspiring engi- neers. The frat house was a four story affair, three floors of which were used to park such things as diplomas, books, and students, while the fourth floor or attic, I should say, was used as sleeping quarters. Some of the studes ac- tually slept in the attic. These of course were few. The frat men usually spent their evenings divulg- ing some secrets of calculus, et Cetera. If any of them were so in- different as to actually sleep, an electric alarm would notify them of their error at 6 A. M. As the cots were close to the rafters, Al still carries his berth mark. On one occasion ye ed', had to use force to keep Sandy from going thru the roof, when the alarm rang. After supper on T h u r s d a y Cwhich we enjoyed minus the big birdl we saw a show and then hit the hay about 1 A. M. Friday morning, the convention opened with an address of welcome by Governor Blaine and President Birge of the U. of W. From that time on life was one lecture after another. Friday evening, however, as a diversion, a banquet was given for the 750 delegates. After the eats a vodvil show was staged and at 9:30 a dance began which was followed by midnight refresh- ments. For those who did not care to dance, a mixer and entertain- ment was provided in another building. Saturday morning we had more round table discussions and a con- ference with the editor of the Octupus , University humor mag- azine. The final speeches, one of which was devoted to a discussion of The Newspapers delivered by Mr. Philip Morton Nebbes-Gibson, and the second What Conventions Should Mean to the Publications, by Mr. Bleyer, professor of Jour- nalism at the U. proved interest- mg. At 1:30 Saturday, the winners were announced, and the Lane dele- gates were gratified to hear our school announced as the winner of second place in Class V. Kansas City, it seems, took most of the awards, with Chicago schools com- ing next. Since we had something more than railroad receipts to bring back to Lane, we left the conven- tion thoroughly satisfied. Diplo- mas were given the winners and Lane boasts of two of these. We spent the rest of Saturday afternoon taking pictures and giv- ing the town the double O . Sat- urday night we went to another show, had chop , came home, took one look at the bed, then scrutinized the card table and started a session. Then we turned in, but got up in time to grab a bite to eat and catch the 1:30 for Chi . So ended a delightful and profit- able jaunt. . r s ' w 'nu-I amp dr DAILY tcnnalzjr-Q M , Vl.l'l'l' 'IO 55925763 , Dnr u rx ACT L ,-,,.-f-- Eff! ROUTE TQ l .FLBCIISON J Af ,7- THE CAPITOL. Hep! HEP! JEQQVQION S AL ADKOS f N015 919 cwc1.oNE BLEW PAQT OF DOME OFF. QEPARED BV JAWN 5, wnnuxe , coNTRAr-'TURS WEEE BOYS Acreo AS uosTS MOUNTS BNI DE LABY DECORATIGNS By WAQNKE 5f' f' r ...T 1 rli-1E TGON Ew.vn..L.E 'TROLLY OF MADl'soN,wxS, lfqkif , xlov Hoo ' f.. . f' 622 W I H- 'THE BONIS GOT ' . A AQUIANTEO 2, QA wma n.oTsA erm ALL.. ABOARD LETS eo. fi VERY 3 'O WEL 'V .x HERE L ', i WAR , .-I-'?'! 'f ol, , A 1 5 Gqk VON Ger-xQ,HAsTeQov. QYERSON, no-even Nous: ABRAHP-M'S HM wAs FUQNISHED BV YOURS TRULY- HATTEQ, 1 THE-LANE TECH PREP if Page Forty-one lillllllllillllllllllllllllllllilH La Sociedad Castellana During the month of September, 1921, La Sociedad Castellana was reorganized, with Mr. Marienburg- er as its faculty advisor. The purpose of this organization is threefold, first, to better acquaint the Spanish students with the con- ditions in Spaing secondly, to im- press the language more thorough- ly on their minds, and, thirdly, to establish a more intimate feeling between the Lane Spanish Club, and similar organizations in other schools. During the two years of its ex- istence, the club has grown rapidly, from a small beginning of thirty students to a membership that now boasts of one hundred and fifty linguists. The reasons for its growth are numerous, of which the outstanding is the interest and en- thusiasm with which Mr. Marien- burger inspires them. The club proudly boasts that it is Lane's largest and leading organization. Principal Bogan, in a recent address to the Spanish Club, stated that he was proud of this society and wished it to live and prosper as long as Lane itself. Its activity is another reason for the club's success. At every meet- ing, a prominent speaker lectures on a subject which is immensely in- teresting and instructive to the scholars. Out of this regular rou- tine two plays have been given: social functions were liked best and caused an increased flow of stu- dents to the Spanish Club. The en- tertainments to which the other schools were invited proved to be an enviable success. The entertain- ment and dance to be given this semester stimulated members to attend the club meetings. Excellent relations were estab- lished between the Spanish Club of Lane and the clubs of Senn, Waller, Schurz, and Lake View High Schools. As a result of this ex- cellent relationship, the Lane boys have twice been invited to attend social functions at Waller. The club has as its enblem a beautiful gold plated pin with the words, Lane S. CL , in gold letters on a myrtle background and with the crossed flags ,of the United States and Spain. Surveying Club The Surveying Club has had a very successful season. The mem- bers have completed practically the same course in surveying that is given at the University of Wis- consin during the freshman year. This semester a line was run from Lane to the Marigold Gardens and back through Lincoln Park to determine the diderence in level between Lane and various points of interest on the way. Then the members were instructed in adj ust- ing the wye-level and the transit. One of the most interesting prob- lems that was confronted by the club, was the measuring of the dis- tance between the top of the light tower on the northwest end of the Government Pier and the top of the tower on the Chicago Avenue one-mile crib. This feat was ac- complished by leveling up the tran- sit on the shore and then placing a flag pole at an approximate dis- tance of one thousand feet from B ii 1 nil A- rnmvsn- if a -rusnozs fp c 1 cn I B j' D 2 ra wER ' I r Z qt BAPUZ 8'Z ' 4BA0'I45'J8' Lnao-ara' 'l 1.ABP'48'49' K AB'I867.B' A , P I it. iln order to understand this clearly, it is best to examine the accompanying drawingj Then two of the members taped the correct distance between the transit and the flag pole on the shore. To tape a thousand feet in a straight line with a hundred foot tape, it is nec- essary to have the line of sight of the transit trained on the flag pole, or in other words, coincident with the straight line between the in- strument and the flag pole, and have someone direct the one carry- ing the forward end of the tape as to his being on the line. The next thing done was to measure angle BAP and angle BAQ. The transit was then moved to where the flag pole was formerly, and the flag pole to where the transit was and the angles ABP and ABQ measured that being the data required to compute the distance PQ. Many other projects were work- ed out during the semester, an ex- planation of which the space will not permit. The Charm School Talk about an ideal gloom- chaser! Wasn't it the best grouch- extractor ever featured by the Mask and Shears Club? Just take a reviewing squint at the past shows and see if you can find such lliiilllliliHiWilllililllillllllll a galaxy of first magnitude stars! Of course, the plot was not so com- plicated as we have become accus- tomed to expect, but the comedy and action surely made up for that minor fault. Most of the cast was composed of new material and should be given due credit for the wonderful way in which they put the show over. George Woods, otherwise Austin Bevans, salesman, principal, hero, sheik and so forth, surely played the leading male character verly well and besides that he is very good looking. How could the girls help falling in love with him? Mr. George Boyd, or in other words, Art Sandahl, assisted by Simpkins and company, Jim and Tim fRudolph Friedrick and Harry Malinowski, respectivelyJ saw to it that the audience kept up a roar of laughter from the time the curtain rose until the orchestra played Go, Lane, Go. Forrest Struble, playing the law student, as David Mackenzie, was a scream when Miss Elsie pleaded with him in the first act. Homer John, played by Edward Szerlinsky, was the necessary hard villian who finally softened up. Did we ever before have such a collection of charming girls to take part in our semi-annual? Roy Krueger, the class president, as Elsie Bendotti, was the leading lady and a typical girl. Saul Weissman played the role of Sally, the leading girl comedian. Perlman and Kuhn were stars in their line, and the little French girl was really there when it came to slinging the Parle vous. Dotsie, or Sabey, was a decided suc- cess and ought soon to step into the leading roles formerly played by his brother. Space does not per- mit a comment on all the girls , but, summing up all things, it was an evening of delight from start to Hnish. The History Club Due to the fact that the Lane History Club was so late in reor- ganizing this year, only one speak- er, Dr. Sibley, addressed this organ- ization. The first business meet- ing was held late in the fall, Albert Ryerson being elected president, Van Dyson, vice-president, and Fred Heinz, secretary. The officers are planning a vig- orous program of unusual interest for the coming semester. QBLMO S gk? QRTIST V ? W 3' FOB STUDE5 KETE STUDENTS 35 55 HE'-Q BASK i C' ART C AYYCIHITELT DAnusH CLUB Crm QADX1 o FANNS TECH PRE EDITORS P I XI W '- vit Y Y lt X xy. AN, 1 ' . - , ' t 1-nl i-' -. ' Q, pu I :- ' - QQH Q . E LA RQNKE D BY THE LANE TECH PREP Page Forty-three . Chemistry Club Among the numerous activities taken up by the Chemistry Club during the last semester, the most important was the visit to the Underwriters' Laboratories. The e x c e l l e n t fire-resistance methods used in the construction of the building was the first point noted by the club. The walls were of brick, the ceiling and Hoor of tile and stone, and the windows of wired glass with tin frames. Mr. Bunker, the guide, then showed the club the sliding doors. These doors are concealed in crev- ices in the walls and are held in place by a fusible alloy above, near the ceiling. In case of Hre, the al- loy, which melts at an exceedingly low temperature, releases the doors and they close, preventing air cur- rents from aiding the flames to spread. They were then shown into the room where the safes are tested. These are tested for their ability to resist fire. They are heated to a high temperature and then moved to another room, where they are lifted to a height of thirty-five feet. The safe is then dropped upon a concrete platform which has been covered with bricks to make it a rough landing place. If the safe remains intact it is then moved back to the furnace where it is again heated for a time. If the papers in the safe are not charred when the test has been completed, the manufacturer can produce these safes and use the Underwrit- ers' Laboratories label. The club was finally shown through the chemical laboratories where many other unique tests are made. The visit proved interest- ing and instructive. Arts Club The Art colony of Lane has its stamping grounds in room 301. There, throughout the day, our artists drop in, talk a bit, draw a bit more, and leave for classes. This talented aggregation is known as the Lane Arts Club. Besides contributing to the social atmosphere of Lane, these paint- b e s m e a r e d members bestow other benefits upon the school, their color-slinging adventures are made manifest in many ways. All the large posters which announce the school activities, the signs at the games, all the art, in fact, in evidence at Lane may be attributed to the efforts of this organization. Their linseed and paint seep even into the Tech Prep office, for all the illustrations, beautiful covers and frontispieces in the magazine are ' ' lub. Lane Architectural Club The Lane Architectural Club was organized for the purpose of bring- ing the architectural students into closer relationship and aiding them in their work. The members of 'the club are instructed in their study of architecture and in the course which they are following. It has a comprehensive library which is one of the largest of its kind in any Chicago high school. Here the students obtain useful in- formation in regard to their work. Mr. Valentine often lectures to the club on architecture, from the work of prehistoric men to that of modern times. Prominent speak- ers and visitors of the club were: the architect, Mr. R. B. Kurzon, who was a former Lane Indian , and Major Doyle, manager of The National Terra Cotta Service Bureau. Another activity of the Club is taking trips to manufacturing con- cerns and other places of archi- tectural interest. The work of its Intelligence Committee is to report to the club any building that has a special feature of construction, so that the members interested in that kind of building may see the methods employed. The Committee has been very active this semester and great results were obtained. The Club is a great help to the architectural student and there is no reason for not having every stu- dent take advantage of the wonder- ful opportunity of being a member. The meager dues provide a fund for running expenses of the club and for securing valuable architectural books for its architectural library. Johnny Comes to Life fContinued from page 385 much. John's legs were stiff. There was a gray mist before his eyes. He dragged himself onto the court for the last-the deciding set. Darn that mist! He ran his hand across his eyes trying to clear them. He played automatically. When the ball came he hit it, more through instinct, than through an actual knowledge of what he was doing. The fact that he won points was due to his opponent's errors, not to his own brilliancy. Eight games played and the scor- ers monotone came, Connel, four -Smith, four, third set. John's service. He tossed the ball up, hit it, and the effort cost him a grunt which was audible over the entire court. Again, he tried to clear his eyes. The ball came back, and a rather lucky backhand shot took the point. Fifteen-love. He served again and through the gray haze the ball came back. He ran toward it, drove a beautiful cross-court shot over for the point, but every muscle in his body ached in protest. Thirty-love. An out by Connel, which was a matter of inches, gave John the game. Smith, five-Connel, four: third set. John set his jaw, began to mut- ter to himself. Gotta win! Gotta win! Connel served, and John missed the ball completely. Fifteen-love. What was wrong with that scor- er? Couldn't he change his voice? Drat that mist! Connel served again, and John drove the ball over the backstop. Someone called from his bench. Steady-steady-take it easy l It was either this game or lose. He knew he couldn't stand another game. Trying hard to steady him-- self, he was aided materially by a double fault by Connel. Thirty-fifteen. A placement took the next point, and Connel ,over-anxious, double- faulted again. Thirty-forty. Set and match point! An oppressive quiet hung over the court. John's temples throbbed, his breath came in sobs, he was on the verge of exhaustion. He saw Connel prepare to serve, saw him swing, stepped into the ball and re- turned it, at the same time hearing his captain call, Play the net! He rushed up to the net, planted his feet firmly as Connel swung, heard the sharp 'tpingl of racket hitting ball. The ball came straight at him-at his head. For a fraction of a second he was paralyzed. Then like a flash the mist clearedg he threw his racket up to defend his head, the ball hit the racket, bounced off, landed squarely on the tape of the net, hesitated, and with the entire gallery on their feet, the umpire rising, and both Smith and Connel praying,-the ball fell on Connel's side! John didn't hear the score. Everything was strange. He man- aged to take a shower, changed his clothes, and left the dressing room. The air brought him around. He received his congratulations, spoke to everyone, but was looking for just one person. And at last he saw her. Violet, he said, would you care to Walk home with me ? She would, so they walked. It was dark when they reached her home. Violet started to talk several times and then finally blurted out, John, can you ever forgive me? No, he answered, but- 'gJohn, don't! Somebody'l1 see us. What the deuce do we- but that was as far as he gott the rest was smothered. The End. Page Forty-four THE LANE TECH PREP . if ., X' N QQ-'- 1 W ,jeff 5 .I j wa s E' P- 1 . - I 1. l..- Qx if,-,g.-3,5 jf BUILD From the time the first shovelful of dirt is overturned, until the flag is planted on the pinnacle, we watch with eager expectation the rise of a modern skyscraper. The steady, incessant growth of this modern monster appeals to our im- agination and makes us marvel at the accomplishment. Let us analyze the procedure of the man who is most responsible for this achievement, the contrac- tor. First, he carefully selects his plans and chooses a location. Then, buying enough material to get un- der way, he hires a score of men and the work begins. Finally, after many weeks of set backs, disap- pointments, and the incurring of great expense, the foundation is completed. At this stage in the game, it is only natural for us to expect steel girders to arise and grow into the skeleton framework. However, oc- casionally, thru lack of funds or other misfortune, a foundation is allowed to stand, without further work being done. In this case we can only extend our sympathy to the poor fellow who has left some- thing unfinished. When this hap- pens, however, the contractor will contrive by all means to get the building started, since the finished product will net him large returns. Now, after four years of careful selection and planning we, who are graduating, have completed our foundation. It was begun when we entered the grades. After our first graduation, we made our plans, se- lected our next school and enlisted the help of a score of teachers. We made use of every possible device to aid us, such as books, encyclo- paedias and our own experience. Our expenditure was four years of work, hardship and perhaps many disappointments, but at last we've come through with a fine founda- tion for further building. Untiring effort will help us to complete the structure, where, at the pinnacle we may find success. This is only to be reached, however, by more education or practical ex- perience. The contractor does not stop neither should we. Since we have a carefully selected foundation, let of funds is an obstacle here too, but if we make use of the many oppor- tunities offered us in Chicago, suc- cess will come. Such helps as even- ing school, short and special courses have been established for our bene- fit. Let's not ignore opportunity. A college education, is of course the best all round help to genuine success, but there are other ave- nues of approach, for in col- lege or in practical business exper- ience we can get the material that will enable us to complete the struc- ture of our life work. When that structure has been reared we shall have something that will net us big returns, both in pecuniary success and happiness. - Don't leave the foundation stand- ing unused. Build! THE STAFF SEE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ' Gerald Hasterok DEPARTMENT EDITORS Literary Albert Ryerson Stanley Gradund Science Fred Berlingen George Von Gehr Radio Henry Lojewski Charles Davis A News Isadore Gdalman Harold Bonebrake Athletics Frank Byrne Clarence Sandstrom Humor Gerard Roeder Herbert Martin Art Hugo Lindberg John Warnke Typesetting Erving Engquist FACULTY Advisory Edith Leavitt William J. Bogan Art Lydia C. Pagel Business Rudolph C Rada Henry Mendelsohn Printing John Andei son Al M Lingan I ouis A Wade OUTLINING Composition, although regarded by most of us as a bore may, when thoroughly mastered, b e c o m e something of a pleasurable task. One of the things that contribute to the pleasure of writing compo- sition is the power that comes with the ability to outline. When one attempts to write offhand, he is confronted with an almost hopeless task, but with the aid of a carefully planned outline, the work is com- paratively easy. Outlining facilitates the writing of a composition because it enables us to focus our thought on a single subject at a time. This method of writing helps us to attain the finished product, the composition, with ease and success. With a vast amount of material on hand, we are apt to get lost, but with an outline to guide, we can see our way more clearly. Just as outlining is indispensible in composition, it is also essential in our daily routine of life. If all our time, for example, is consumed haphazardly, we are apt not to utilize it to best advantage. As we group and arrange our thoughts in composition, we may also arrange our daily tasks. By making use of a carefully drawn up schedule, a high degree of efficiency may be developed. We should plan our day's work, and divide our time accordingly. For instance we designate a certain amount of the time for school work, then, in the same manner, we might arrange an 'fat home program. lt is well in planning such an outline to do our home work first, starting with the easiest lessons. With these prepared, the mind will be sufficiently exercised to enable us to tackle the more difficult ones, with better results. Out- line the day by apportioning a certain time for work, study, and play. Follow this schedule con- scienciously and tasks will be com- pleted more easily, and the mind will be free. to enjoy recreation with a clean conscience. kLllm:RSCfI01 l92I WIS rss ASSOGWQ i . . xi 41 when he completes the foundation, Ap1sou?' A h . ' C ,gp XX us utilize it. We may sav t , . c flxmi 5 5 I 1 Q 3 2 3 2 3 3 I-hamrzy i 3 E 1 5 2 E 1 i 5 5 2 fWj4, 'ffawf EE!II! 3 TECH 5 ON IQ K I' P ' N-J - osjsswsvcl HEQBEQT MAQTIN GERALD LIASTEQOI4 EDITORMIN -A CHIEF S TAFF OHN Ng f ?, 2 imc 5 Cuxnemce 2 z T STAN A ,. MDUNTS 94 os LABY ' l -.aff--v.-,,, f- .V ---Mm.: EDITH LEAW-rr w 1 1 uso FAcum.-ry ADVITOQ- AF no R LU HAIQOLD E BRAKE DEC?-AI - 4w.,TMMM,.,-m- vp - W , ,,v...,,., C 1? 3 I 1 Vow GEHQJ Y 4 1 I TE WAQNK5 ix ff -. 'W - Q' . nwf.g:+w,-1 - Page Forty-six THE LANE TECH PREP g-on ff f - - 0-o H ef SCIENC --- - - Hr are c 1 -1 - e H Wood Cuts The Lane L Pins shaft. The connecting shaft con- By Fred Bcrlingen In this age of science and inven- tion the world is often apt to forget the finer points in life. The print- ing art has done much to place these features before the eyes of the world. Descriptive literature has had its part but illustration has had its part also. The first il- lustrations were printed in one color from wood cuts. Soon after- ward, more than one color was used in conjunction with different cuts, the colors being superimposed over each other. This, naturally, was a crude process, but many pretty re- sults were arrived at. Even today the world often turns to color print- ing from wood blocks for some par- ticular pleasing cover design. It seems that there is something in the crude simplicity of a wood block design which is irresistible, land many publishers have not been slow in using them to good advan- tage. The Tech Prep, to mention our own publication, has made use of wood cuts frequently, as they are made in the Lane Art Studio. The Lane artist, who designs the Tech Prep cover, usually makes the cuts. First a drawing is made the exact size of the cover design, in the colors desired. The various colors are outlined and are trans- ferred in reverse order to a block of maple 15-16 high. The wood around the outline is carefully trimmed away to a depth about IA, and after all other surplus wood has been removed a fine printing surface is left. Each block is carefully gone over in this way with the carver con- stantly on the alert. Trouble is of- ten encountered in that the wood splits and the bad gash resulting subtracts from the value of the finished product. To overcome this difficulty a grade of linoleum known as Battleship Linoleum is mount- ed on a wooden base and the linol- eum is carved instead of the wood. Since the linoleum is a fabricated product it has no grain and may be carved and cut very easily with practically no chance of any dam- age resulting from a slip of the chisel. This new method is super- seding the use of maple and many artists who left them because of difficulty of working the wood are returning to wood cuts. Altho the carved cuts are made with much labor they often vie with the color processes for popu- larity. An example of local three- color wood block printing is the September Tech Prep cover, de- signed by Hugo Lindberg of the By George Von Gehr Lane students this year, under the instruction of Mr. Gross of the machine shop, manufactured the new Lane pins that one sees on the lapels of the coats in the Lane cor- ridors. In the manufacture of emblems, a punch press is employed, A power punch press, however, such as the one in the machine shop, is a dangerous machine for an inex- perienced boy to work at, especial- ly in a school where it is impossi- ble to keep one boy at the same machine until the work is com- pleted. Indeed, many punch press hands have lost some of their fingers, and, in some cases their entire hand due to carelessness, nervousness, or other causes which might distract their attention, for when the ram of a punch press comes down to punch out the prod- uct, it comes down with terrific force and speed, and such obstacles as fingers or hands do not check its force. As a substitute for such a dan- gerous device, a small hand-power punch press was designed at Lane which is almost fool-proof as far as injuries or damage is concerned. This press was made of machine steel, with the exception of the base and handwheel which are made of cast iron. The machine consists of two upright shafts with a crank shaft across the gap, the tops of the uprights being used as bearings for the crank nects the crank shaft and the ram of the press, the ram sliding up and down on the uprights. The crank has a one inch throw fdis- tance crank is off center? which gives it a two-inch travel on the upright guide rods, technically call- ed a two-inch stroke. The table can be moved up or down, depend- ing on the size of the punch and die. The entire machine was made by 1-A Smith-Hughes students, only the stamping and cutting punches and the die being pur- chased. In making the pins, strips of sheet brass five-eighths inches in width and one-thirty second of an inch thick were fed through the punch press described above, which determined the shape of the em- blem L . After 4300 L's were punched out in this manner an- other punch was put into the same press to stamp the inscription, Lane-23,2 A steel block with five small pins was then clamped upon the table. These five pins located the LH in exactly the same posi- tion each time the letters were stamped upon them, the table be- ing adjusted for height so as to make the same impression on all the emblems. All that was neces- sary, then, was to place the em- blem between the pins, turn the crank, and the first stage was com- pleted. The next operation was the sol- dering of the pins onto the the em- blems, a difficult task, due to the fact that it had to be done by hand. THE LANE TECH PREP Page Forty-seven After this was completed the pins were gold plated. There they were dipped in an acid to be cleaned, and were sent to a plater where they then placed in a plating solution which is always kept at a high tem- perature. After they are plated they are put into a burnishing' ma- chine and given a polished surface. Then they passed into the proud possession of the Lane Indians. The Power of Centrifugal Force An interesting test of the power of centrifugal force may be per- formed with the escapement wheel A lever in the watch, of a watch. called the escapement lever, con- rotary motion of the verts the drive gear into the reciprocal mo- tion of the escapement wheel. Not- ing all of this and the fact that the wheel is mounted on pointed bear- ings it seems impossible that it could move the whole watch, but by suspending the watch with string so as to have it swing free, by this action may be readily seen. As soon as the swinging motion stops, the watch can be seen swing- ing ,ierkily from side to side at each click of the escapement lever. This motion will continue as long as the watch continues to run. Now as to the cause of this action, centri- fugal force, that power parallel to the force of gravity, a strange im- pelling force ,is the cause of many an ungoverned fly-wheel's bursting. The force of this power is immeas- urable, and when it acts on the cir- cumference of a flywheel in suffi- cient amount, the wheel bursts with the force of an exploding bomb. Thus in the watch, the con- tinued movement of the escape- ment wheel sets up a train of meas- ured vibrations, which in turn im- pel the swinging of the watch. Us- ing this example we may gain an idea of the power of the governor of a watch. A New Arrival A new microscopic animal has been discovered by L. L. Woodruff of Yale University. The animal is about one two-hundredths of an inch long and is less than one- fourth as wide and can only be seen with the aid of magnifying glass. It has been named the Parame- cium polycaryumu and is one of the one-cell forms known as protozoa. By means of whiplash strokes of hair-line projections covering its body it can move rapidly about in a drop of water. The little creature feeds chiefly on germs and other Operating a Movie Projector By Harold W. Lindberg iLane's Chief Movie Operator and Cameramanj Operating a movie projector is not so simple as task as some people might suppose. There are many things to which the operator must give unlimited attention, chief among which are the arc light and correct threading of the film. The greatest care should be given to the arc light, which re- quires constant watching. It is the apparatus which provides the il- lumination for the projection of the Another item of great impor- tance is the manner of threading the film through the mechanism. It must be remembered that the theory of motion pictures involves an intermittent movement, and therefore the film must be threaded with a loop above and below the in- termittent sprocket. This is done to prevent the breaking of the film. The loop made above the intermit- tent should not be made too large, because very often the film catches, and wraps itself around the upper sprocket causing the film to snap. The film should be threaded with the emulsion toward the arc, and great care should be taken to pre- vent the exposure of the film to the light while it is standing motion- less. For this reason all the mod- e . 0 .. 0 O O .. ., mo W O 0 O 0 OO 1 'iight A 5 A Q E-gbffono ' 'T 'wa-I 2 ml l llill g N o o o of 1 Q 0 wigm 1, ,ff Al Fl-li lQSlI'T'1Pl lVlovielVlE1Chine V' AHw4,nd,,e,g 511.5523 picture to the screen. This appara- tus consists of two carbons through which a direct current of electricity is passed from the upper carbon across an air gap, to the lower car- bon. Great care should be taken to keep these carbons a certain dis- tance apart, so as to secure the greatest amount of efficiency for the current consumed. The arc should be set with the concentrated light covering the aperture plate, through which the film travels while projecting. It can be readily noticed on the screen when the arc is not covering the entire aperture, by the various colors of the rain- bow appearing on the screen. This effect will also appear when the ern machines are equipped with fire shutters. These shutters are worked automatically by means of governors acting when the ma- chine stops or when it goes so slow as to endanger the film. After the threading of the film and the setting of the arc is done, the pictures are ready to be shown. If the film breaks or jams during the showing, the fault, in most cases, is found to be due to imper- fect threading. It should be re- membered that faulty threading may cause breakage or fire. There are other items of impor- tance in operating a projector, such as the friction motor drive, the re- wind belt, et cetera, but the carbons Page Forty-eight THE LANE TECH PREP New M fl X - X. -cs 5 .X i do q ,.-W-,, xg fl iff 3 J ,Q ll f X 1 ' it 'L E it f SY? . f 3 ffl' ix , lg' Typ, 5 ix if T' it 1lTifi'22Yf-T-ilmllll .alff 7 W g, .Ii P' EEEEE of if 1157-IZ!! Station QAGS At present radio is a very popu- lar subject for conversation with Lane boys in general, and especially at Sheldon, the electrical branch. But even with the boys' interest in radio, many have never seen the Lane radio station and some do not even know there is one. At present it is known as QAGS officially. If a person were to loiter in the hallway outside of room 109, the Electric Shop lecture room, in the northwestern corner of the base- ment at Lane, practically anytime between the hours of ten to five, his attention would be attracted by a peculiar piping sound issuing from room 109. If the loiterer were sufficiently curious to explore the vicinity in order to find the source of the sound, his ears would lead him into the lecture room where he would tby permissionl gaze upon the Lane station QAGS. It is located in the northwestern corner of the room which is border- ed on one side by a bench, extend- ing from the front of the room, through the station, to the rear of the room. On the other side a cabinet filled with electrical appar- atus runs parallel to the long bench. The station itself is a wire cage, about eight feet wide, eight feet deep, and ten feet high, which is built so that a section of the bench is included in the station. The bench is a valuable part of the sta- tion, for practically all of the trans- mitting apparatus is piled upon it. A shelf is fastened at right angles to the bench and against the front wall of the room. On this shelf the receiving sets are placed. Sitting in front of this shelf, the observer will see an operator with receivers on his ears, absorbed in his occupation of listening. Every now and then the boy will throw in a switch, which causes a small motor-generator to revolve, causing the peculiar piping sound. Placing his hand on the key, he will begin to rattle off a message into the ether, and will then pull out the switch again. Then he will become absorbed in the sounds issuing the switch is thrown in again, the motor-generator begins its melan- choly note and another message is launched off into space. Or, for variety, he may seize a microphone lying on the bench and begin a con- versation with h e a v e n knows whom. Tips The best possible type of receiv- ing set for short wave lengths is a superhetrodyne employing the fol- lowing units: one detector and two stages of neutrodyned radio fre- quency, and another detector and two stages of audio frequency, to- gether with the necessary oscilla- tor and frequency changer. Con- trary to the opinion of most people, the superhetrodyne is the simplest set to tune since once the radio frequency transformers, the oscil- lator and the frequency changer are tuned, the tuning is done with only two dials. The only disad- vantage with this set is the high initial cost. Nearly every one is more or less interested in experimenting with different circuits, that is all right and it ought to be our desire to ex- periment, but on hearing some one praising a new circuit, don't run home and junk your regenerative set and start building a new fly-by- night. Keep your regenerative set and use it as a standard of com- parison. Remember that a regen- erative set with one stage of audio amplification is always used as a standard of comparison in the radio laboratories. And, finally, when you do try a new circuit, unless you are absolutely positive that you have the best apparatus built in the best possible way, don't run out and tell the world that it's no good. - v MEL' ' The Radio Club The outstanding feature of the Radio Club's activities this semes- ter was the visit and inspection of Station VVJAZ, about which the enthusiastic radio bugs were con- ducted by Mr. Fitzmorris, an elec- trician at the Edgewater Beach Hotel. The transmitting set proved to be all that was expected. The large power tubes, thirteen of them were arranged on a cylindrical, frame-work. The meters, with the exception of the radiation ammeter, were located on a heavy panel just in front of the frame supporting the tubes. The radiation ammeter was located on the wall at the point where the leadin entered the build- ing. The Club visited, also, the build- ing which housed the genera- tor equipment of the station. The equipment of the second building consisted largely of generators and motors the largest set being the one used to supply the necessary potential for the plates of the tubes. The entire set was, per- haps, twelve feet long. One of its units, a motor, drove the other two, one of which supplied the voltage to the plates of the tubes, and the other, current suitable for the fila- ments of the tubes. Besides this main set, there were several minor sets, used to charge storage bat- teries and so forth. The fact that the large machine was made by a high school teacher, perhaps made it even more interesting. The description of the aerial which followed the discussion of the motor-generator units was par- ticularly valuable, as the aerial at WJAZ is one noted for its great radiation. QDAK Stuart Ross, QDAK, the well known history shark, is to be on the air soon with a so-called ten watt A. C. CW transmitting set. His aerial, a four wire cage, three feet in diameter, is a beauty. He also uses a five wire counterpoise. I 1 - THE LANE TECH PREP Page Forty-nine Spark Coil CW No doubt many more fellows would have CW transmitters if it weren't for the high cost. There methods of getting are a few around the cost, however, one of them being to use a spark coil for the high tension supply. As may be seen from the hookup in the illustration, the circuit is a plain Hartly with a shunt feed. This is by far the best circuit for beginners because it is easy to tune and because it has high efficiency on short waves. A very important part of this set is condenser C across the sec- ondary terminals of the spark coil. This condenser is there to keep the high voltage of the tube elements. Without this condenser the ex- tremely high voltage would probab- thru the receiving set. If you find that the wave length is too high, lessen the number of turns in your inductance. It seldom happens that the wave length is too low. In the hookup a counterpoise is shown in- stead of a ground, but a ground may be used with fair results. The inductance, which is made of bell wire, should be tapped every turn to get good resultsg the con- denser across the aerial and ground gives fine tuning and is the final ad- justment. A set of this kind employing two live watt tubes and a ford coil for the plate supply was used at Sta- tion 9DGH for over three months and got around the city well, and also thru the suburbs. The radia- tion was two-tenths of an ampere. SPAPZH-QCII. CW uvzoz .OOO5 Ii oil? 25 TURNS or .pl ii I8 CDLLLD 8 VO ,I om A. TUBE A005102 . Z ly jump between the plate and the grid and injure the tube. It is also very important that the capacity of the condenser be as high as shown in the hookup or higher. This con- denser is an ordinary transmitting type which may be made easily or bought cheaply. The grid leak may be a piece of soft lead pencil about four inches long. The grid condenser ought to be a dubelier micadon, although an inferior grade may be used. To tune this set, a small flash light bulb is placed in series with the aerial fradio frequency am- meter may be usedj and the taps varied until it lights brightest. Then a wave meter may be used to test the wave length. If it is not available, the wave length can be roughly estimated by listening in Station GJQ is using a set of this kind now. The total cost should come some- where under eighteen dollars. An estimate follows: Tuning condenser A -H . A3150 Inductance ,ifiiviiiiii,i .25 Grid condenser and leak . .40 Tube socket iifi ATA. .T .75 5 watt tube f,,ff,,f,o an 8.00 Condenser C Cacross secondaryj hd-- we 2.00 Ford spark coilirh - .- 1.50 Key ,, oi,, - M..- W.- 2.00 Rheostat A .-- --.T 1.00 317.40 Of course it is assumed that one has a storage battery which may serve with six volts, but better re- sults will be had with the eight volt kind. Current Events QBWB Station 9BWB, owned and oper- ated by Roy Mosher, is by far the busiest station operated by a Lane student. With a so-called ten watt set CA. C. CWD, Roy worked nearly all the stations in the city and sub- urbs as far as Waukegan, altho the station has not been in actual oper- ation more than two months. The aerial at this station is a cage about seventy-five feet high, with a fan- shaped counterpoise below it. Buch, the treasurer of the Lane Radio Association, got some won- derful results with a circuit he was constantly knocking, as a lot of us still are doing. About two o'clock one morning, while listening in on an ultraudion with a single step of audio-frequency amplification, he heard the three stations, KPO, KFI, KHJ, all of which are situated in California. This is no one-day freak as the results were repeated time and again and all three sta- tions were audible on the detector tube alone. An Amateur Transmitter The transmitting set to be de- scribed here is one which is now in operation at station 9BUA. As may be seen from the picture, it is mounted in the usual vway that amateurs mount their trans- mitters, on a bakelite panel 18 x28 . The tubes are placed on a shelf back of which may be seen the radio frequency choke coils. Below this shelf are the inductance, the S tube rectifiers, the filter sys- tem, and the power transformer. It is a continuous wave type of transmitter, using S tubes for rec- tifying the alternating current used in the plate supply. Also, it is arranged to permit the use of CW, ICW and phone transmission. The CW having the greatest efii- ciency is most often used. The phone is seldom used because of its low efficiency and lack of ease in operation. The hookup used is the simple Hartley which has been the old standby with the amateurs for a long time. It is a so-called ten watt set. On a wave length of 195 meters and 175 milliamperes at 550 volts on the plate, the set radiates from 1.8 to 2.5 amperes in the antenna. The Graduating OPS Lane will lose some of the best operators through graduation this February. Al Grobarek, who in private life is radio 9BUA, is one of the opera- tors who are graduating. Al joined Miss Bergner's radio class about a year ago and got his license before the first semester was up. Ever since then he has been busy operat- ing the Lane station 9AGS. He never shirked, work when it came his way and was one of the few who helped get the cage in order this semester. J. G. Schultz is another one of the busy operators who is to leave. He is quite an old timer having been on the air since the war end- ed. His station call is 9AJR and his personal signature at the Lane station was GS. He was also a member of Miss Bergner's radio classes and now he is ready to take a commercial license examination. QAGS Remodled The Lane Tech station was re- cently remodled. It looks and works the berries now. The wave length has been finally brought down to two hundred meters where it belongs. Page Fifty THE LANE TECH PREP -.l if f X, W N V4 .4 if SI V mm l f 7 WI? TEC 1 f E626 f foxy ' f ,--Q ----.lags X if f ii, ulh' 2:A A 1 A K V aw w Football The past football season was by far the most successful in the his- tory of the school. It is the first time that a Lane team has ever won a championship in football and most of the credit must be given to Coaches Fausel and Pierce for their unceasing efforts to bring us a championship. The fighting spirit displayed by the team in all of the games, also, had a great deal to do with winning the championship. In every game the fellows went into the game and fought until they were exhausted. This was shown in the recent game with the Cleve- land All-Star team. Everybody thought that we would lose by a large score, but our fellows went in, battled for all they were worth, and won. The team lost but one game all season, and won eight, a very good record. Just nineteen points have been scored against them, while they have scored one hundred and eighty-one points against their op- ponents. This is, also, a record to be proud of. In all of their games they have conducted themselves like sportsmen and have never given their opponents an opportun- ity to say that they have not played a clean game. Everyone ought to be satisied if Lane's other teams make as good a showing as the football team did this year. Lane 75 Cleveland All-Senate 0 The Lane team traveled to Cleve- land and won a battle with the All- Star Cleveland team. The touch- down was scored early in the first quarter after Paul fell on a fumble. A thirty-yard forward pass, Puckel- vvartz to Boerschinger, brought us the winning points. McGrath was the individual star of the game, be- ing able to go through the line and around the ends for large gains. After the first quarter the Lane team was satisfied to hold the Cleveland team. Puckelwartz, Knop, Bahusky and McCarthy showed for Lane. qigfl XX N X l i X l R iiia The Great Game Lane 65 Tilden 3 The championship game was played at Cubs Park on a rather muddy field. There was a crowd of about thir- teen thousand at the game. It was beyond doubt one of the most excit- ing games that has ever been play- ed in the city and also the best brand of football that had been shown in the league, for the rea- son. Lane had the upper hand during most of the fray and would have scored in the first quarter had not Knop dropped a pass when he was over the goal-line. During the second and third quarters the game was just about even, but in the lat- ter part of the fourth quarter, Cuisiner, the Tilden quarterback, put over a lucky drop-kick from his own thirty-yard line. Until then it looked as though the battle might terminate in a tie. After this drop- kick was made there were about four minutes of play left. How- ever, Lady Luck was on Lane's side and the break accurred. Cusiner fumbled a punt and Ryan, the Lane right end, fell on the fall. The Lane team marched right down the field, and Max Rane went over for the winning touchdown. The try for point was missed, but that didn't mean anything. Both teams played great football although Lane had the upper hand during most of the game. Who's Who ln Football Captain Tony Bahusky, who is also the sergeant-at-arms of the 4A,s, showed what a good football player really is. Tony has been our most consistent ground-gainer, and altho he has not scored as many points as some other mem- bers of the team, a great deal of credit must be given him for his fine work. He has played on the football team for four years and has shown up well each year. Bill Puckelwartz, captain of beyond doubt one of the best, if not the best, quarterback that has ever been turned out at Lane. He has shown superior judgment at all times and has pulled the team through some very tight places. He is a triple threat player and is re- garded as one of the most danger- ous men in the league. Max Rane has shown that even a man as light as he is can make his opponents know that he is playing. Max is leading the team in scoring, and it was he who scored the touch- down that won the championship for us in the Tilden game. He is, also, one of the high point men in the city, in scoring. Wop Knop, our plunging full- back, has been placed on many of the All-City teams because of his wonderful line-plunging. Tortorelli, the bow-legged boy, gave Rane a run for his position, and it has been hard for Doc to de- cide which to start in a game be- cause they are so nearly equal. Pa Boerschinger has also made numerous All-Star teams, and he is trying to decide whether to accept the offer which Yale has made him, or Harvard's offer. Being famous has it's disadvantages. At the other end is Ryan, who re- covered the fumble in the cham- pionship game that eventually re- sulted in a touchdown. Hart and Paul have also been doing good work at the tackle positions. Mc- Carthy, a new man, has played in several games this year and prom- ises to be a valuable man next year. Herb Hallstein, the handsome president of the 4A's, has been kept out of several games because of in- juries, but in the games in which he has played he has shown real form. Bob France, our little center, deserves mention because of the ef- ficient way in which he has per- formed his duties. Without a good center a team cannot succeed. At the guards are Gordon and Nelson, both playing good football this year. Louie Gordon has been picked by several papers, as THE LANE TECH PREP Page Fifty-one Swimming The swimming team opened its season with a dual meet with Senn, which it lost by a close score. Coach Kripner has built up an ex- ceptionally strong team this year from a limited amount of talent. In view of this, Mr. Kripner is deserv- ing of a great deal of credit. The team's second meet was with New Trier High School: the Lane swimmers won the senior meet by the close score of 28 to 26 after trailing 23 to 26 until the last event. New Trier had a comfortable lead over our team in the first events, when it won a first and second in the plunge, and a first in the 40-yd. crawl. Then the Lane combina- tion of Petersen, Wihr, Crothers, Seehausen, and Colbath commenc- ed to take notice. The score before the hnal event was 23 to 26 in favor of the suburban school. In the relay which was to decide the victor of the meet, Lane and New Trier tied after a thrilling race. Most of the audience declar- ed that Crothers had nosed out his opponent by inches, in view of these agruments the timer decided that the race be run over. Lane won by four yards, thus winning the meet. The juniors did not fare as well, as the New Trier team defeated them 32 to 18. The chief point-get- ter for Lane was Rockmore, who collected half of the eighteen points. Track The senior team will be well rep- resented by Paul, Bahusky, Weis- mann, Roediger, Bregar, Varen- horst, Gandenski, Preskus, Sturm, Kerschke, Ionesune, and Oberlin, all of last year's team. As Rane, Bahusky, Weismann, Kerschke and Preskus will graduate in February there will be many openings for ambitious runners. The junior team will be composed of Friberg, Lattman, Wolcaff, Ab- bach, Stronsky, Lagerstedt, and others. They are not so fortunate as to have back any of last year's men, but contemplate making a good showing. Watson, captain of the seniors, is ineligible until February. De Priest, one of our star high jump- ers, was operated on for appendi- citis and expects to be out for quite a time. Our Coaches It would not be possible to win a championship were it not for the hard work that our coaches put into the training of the various teams. A coach takes the raw material and by polishing it up he makes the finished product, a championship team. Few people realize how 0 v' 'g 4 Y 1 ' , 0 922.5 mf, If P I give, and how little credit they often get. The coach has to be a judge of human nature, he must know whether a player is go- ing into the game and will really fight to win or whether the player will fall down on the job. He must also have the ability to instruct in athletics without causing any an- tagonism. To the coaches should go the greater part of the credit for victory. fa clamoring for places on the team, one can forsee Lane's chances for skating honors this year. Coach Pierce is one who knows how to develop and train skaters and teams and is therefore capable and well qualified for his job. Future Baseball By CLARENCE sANnsTRo1vi Coach Moore, of the baseball team, promises that Lane will have 1 The Backfield Skating Skaters Whipped into Strong Team by Coach Pierce Thursday, December 13, Coach Pierce called a meeting of skaters to try for the Lane team. A large number of students responded, which insures Lane a team which will not be defeated in future events. This is the first time that such a great interest was given skating and now that Lane has set the way the project will probably develop all over the city. Lane has a great deal of good material on the team which can be depended upon to gain points. Chief among the point-getters is Melvin Larson of room 2005 Mel has been a member of the all-city team for three years and will un- doubtedly be placed on the team again this year. Carmen and Top- per are two more school boy skat- ers who are capable of gaining nu- merous points. With the three above mentioned skaters as a nu- cleus and with forty other skaters ' in W . it 'l :,x- -. ,. f -F A . mi I -u-2' 9 af! 'Y L fff .X , . H fm. . O I I .. .5 ., ,:,l,.-- ,' , 1 wry. faixaj' , fi . ,X A U , ! a team which will be as good this year as any which has ever repre- sented the school. Alf Thorpe will be in the box for Lane. Many people say that Thorpe will be the class of all the pitchers in the city this season, although it is generally agreed that Schurz with Barbee and Cripe on the rubber will give Lane an exeremely hard battle. As has been the custom, the strongest teams will in all prob- ability be in the North Section again. Lane will have the strongest in- field in the city. The only position in the infield which is giving Coach Moore any worry is the catcher's position. Lane has Raysson, last year's substitute, who is showing to good advantage. There are a few more candidates for this position, one of these being L-incke, who has been catching a fair game in all his opportunities thus far. Our team will be composed of sluggers next year Captain Kusin- ski, Vick, Kubicek, Dempsey, and Hill being expected to star in this role. Several pitchers of promise are on the squad now who will prob- ably be steady performers before the season is over this year. Some of these pitchers are, Ram, Thorpe, Hill, Raysson, Krings, Schmidt, Hartel, and Harry Wright. From this group a pitching stad, which will probably be the strongest in the city, will be derived. Summing up lall things shows that Lane has certainly excellent chances for a championship this Page Fifty-fW0 THE LANE TECH PREP General Summary Of Ath- Gut- letics During the Past Semester Clarence Sanclstrom The football eleven made the greatest record of any team which has ever represented Lane in the past, having won seven games, tied one, and lost one. The only game lost was the iirst of the season for our battlers, who were not then in the star condition that they were in later. Several of the teams that Lane played succumbed to large scores. The scores against the losing teams are herewith listed: Lane 18, Schurz 0, Lane 26, Lake View 0, Lane 34, Crane 0 , Lane 39, Maine Township 0: Lane 31, Austin 0, Lane 6, Tilden 3, Lane 7, Cleve- land All-Senate 0. Several players on the team were chosen for All-City teams. These players are: Boerschinger, L. E., Gordon, L. G., Puckelwartz, Q. B., Rane, and Capt. Bahusky, Half Backs, Knop, F. B. In fact, prac- tically the whole Lane backfield re- ceived all-star ratings in the va- rious papers. Many coaches have commented upon the fact that they seldom see teams which have all- star backfields, quite a compli- ment to the players, to the school, and to Dr. Fausel, the incomparable coach of the team. The soccer team did not fare so well as the football team, why? It's a difficult task to tell why, be- cause the strength needed to win the championship was not used to full advantage. In the early part of the soccer season, Lane was de- feating all comers and bade fair to wade through the section for the opportunity to play the South Sec- tion champs, but the team, after it had defeated Austin by a score of 4-0, played a series of tie games and then lost to Crane which placed the eleven outside of the door, out of the running. There were several All-City men on the Lane team in the persons of Raysson at R. F., Corduan, Capt.- elect at . L., Marks, C. H., Thorpe, G Quintal, Captain Wright ,Moore, and Wallburg played an excellent brand of soccer all through the sea- son, but had the misfortune of bc- ing up against some of the best soc-- cer players seen in the City League for many a day. Laneis record is as follows: Lane 0, Tilden 0, Lane 3, Hyde Park 09 Lane 1, New Tried 0, tprevious to this game New Trier had won fif- teen consecutive gamesjg Lane 4, Austin 0, Lane 2, Tilden 1, Lane 0, iew 0, Lane 0, Medill 0, Clarence Sandstrom Lane 'has been active in every form of high school competition ever since the city high school league was formed. In this time Lane has won many championships for which the school has received many shields. The majority of our shields have been won in swimming competition. In this sport Lane has achieved a national reputation for the large number of championship teams which it boasts. The best records in swimming were made about three years ago, when Lane had such star performers as Halvorsen, Breyer, Miller, Topp, Ortlepp, Barry, Breier, Merkel, Hartung, Phillips, Pariera, Redfield, and oth- ers. During this time our swim- ming team won about every cham- pionship that could possibly be ob- tained, in fact, upon investigation it was found that the swimmers had won seventeen shields, of these the seniors won thirteen. Another sport in which Lane took honors winning many shields is baseball. The baseball team has always been strong, and in the last four years Lane has won one na- tional championship, two city championships, and four North sec- tion titles. For compensation, Lane has received shields, cups, and other trophies. Basketball and soccer come in for their share of the shields. The football team in winning the city championship, has gained the most appreciated shield. The last time that Lane won a football shield was in 1915, when Lane tied with Englewood and Wendell Phillips for the city championship. Lane has also received shields in golf and tennis. The following table gives the sport, and the years in which the shields were won. Swimming Seniors: Chicago High School League Shields, 1915, ,16, '17, '18, ,19, '20, '21. National Interscholastic High School Champs, 1920. Hamilton Interscholastic, 1923. Juniors: Chicago High School Athletic League Shields, '17, '22. Junior Outdoor Champs, 1923. Baseball National Champions, 1921. Chicago League Champions,, 1920, 1921. Section Champions, 1920, 1921, 1922, 1923. 1 Basketball Heavies, Section Champions. Lights, Cook County Champions, 1911. City Champions, 1914. Bantams, Cook County Champions, 1920. Football Triple tie with Englewood and Wendell Phillips for City Championship, 1915. Chicago High School Athletic Shield, City Champions, 1923. Soccer Lights, Chicago High School Cham- pions, 1916, 1918. Heavies, 1920. Indoor Track and Field, Chicago High School Champions, 1914. Gold, 1911. Tennis, Doubles, 1919. Wanted: A Square Deal Recently it was reported that there was to be a possible ruling whereby football men and seniors were to be given preference over juniors, when filling the classes. Such a rule seems so much against the cherished principles of Lane that it deserves editorial comment. Should flunkers and athletes be allowed to sit back and grin while students just as much entitled to seats are tossed back and forth like a cork at sea, finally to get settled at the end of the month? Emphat- ically No! This may sound like a knock at the football players, but there are boys in Lane who have the same school spirit, although they may not participate in athletics. Instead of babying the football players and fiunkers, treat them as equals and nothing more. Discourage the liunkers and uphold Lane's most cherished traditions by giving a square deal to all. Man Building If you were to ask several peo- ple their views and ideas on what they considered the world's great- est profession, the answers given would doubtless be varied. How- ever, discerning men and women of advanced education and intellect all seem to agree that there is one occupation, compared with which all others seem insignificant. It is man building. The school is the greatest fac- tory in the world. It takes in the raw material, and mixing equal parts of character and personality, sets the self-finished product to a task, the proficiency displayed in the completion of which, often times suggests a vocation. While this process is going on, the material is kept under the in- liuence of the school and in a healthful environment which keeps the product from assuming a form otherwise than upright. This fac- tory turns out its produce twice a year, equipped and ready for the world and guaranteed to last a life- time. Think Before You Act It is a characteristic feature of the American people to be in a hurry. The average man will rush from one place to the other, with- out knowing what he is doing. He makes it his policy to do, lirst: then, if he is able, to consider. That is the cause of most of our numerous automobile accidents. A person will think, Well I can get ahead of that car,', so he tries it, and a great many times he doesn't make it. Which would have been better, to reach his destination a half minute later or never to reach that destina- tion at all? For the same reason there are so many failures in life. If you don't want to be a failure in life consider now. Some of you are to be grad- uated and the rest of you are pre- paring to be graduated, but how many of you have given any thought as to the future? Are you going to go ahead and not know what you are doing, or are you go- ing to give sufficient consideration to such an important question? Any fellow undecided as to what he is preparing to do in life, fails to give evidence that he possesses first-class conveniences for thinking! What it is Many of the Lane students, when they read the Tech Prep, come to this page, pause, look at the Cto themj meaningless words and pass OH. They are not sure what it's all about, yet they would like to know. Well, here's the explanation. Last February a fellow by the name of Edgar Middendorf, grad- uated in 1923, conceived the idea of a page on which to publish the ideas and complaints of any Lane stu- dent. that is a democratic, uncen- sored page, devoted to the com- plaints and thoughts of any indi- vidual with the initiative to send a sealed letter to this department. lt seems that Ed had either a grudge against the world or an in- spiration. Support? Lane has always been known to support winning teams only. This was evidenced by the passing foot- ball season. Such excitement! Such attendance! Why? Because we had a championship team? The reason is good, but what happens when we have a losing team? Last year our football team was a failure. So was the support. Do you suppose our country would be what it is today if such great men as Washington and Hamilton had not supported a weak side? No. One of the character- istic traits of Hamilton was his sup- port of the under dog. And was he always wrong? No. On some oc- casions even when he supported the losing side in a debate in Congress he impressed the victors with his arguments. Consider the matter and let us support our teams re- gardless of whether or not they are champs. SI'1'1OkC How many people realize the sig- nificance of that word, smoke? Al- though it plays an important part in our daily life, few of us note its existence. Accustomed to it as we are, it has come to be ignored. But, what is smoke? The chemist analy- zes it as the product that is evolved when incomplete combustion of fuel takes place. This product con- sists chiefiy of carbon fan element which cannot be alteredj and other impurities. Aside from the chemist's view- point, smoke is a general nuisance to the public. As disease germs are often carried by smoke, it is detri- mental to our health. Instead of living in an atmosphere of pure air, we are hampered by the presenc of smoke. Many infections such as, pimples and boils can be traced to a speck of soot, which primarily came from smoke entering a pore of the skin and causing an infec- tion. Instances may be cited where smoke was the direct cause of blindness. Smoke not only plays havoc with human beings, but it is a blight to plant life. Besides being a pest in general, smoke is an expensive by- product. Large corporations, in- volved in the business of keeping buildings clean, derive their profits from the effects of smoke. Many laundries could not exist, if smoke did not aid in sending them cus- tomers. Why, then, is smoke permitted? The only logical reason is, because it is a nuisance so common that peo- ple are used to it, and, so, fail to eliminate it. 550 7 ,am mr' wswvgyfp W'f1.,'K6M lffw f 'TM?1'QI'W QxIh'Xf'S1l W WWW' fm - 5053, ,v KXNIEIII x 9 1 f-E ,QEUQKQE , X' 4:3 ffasaf' 12 173 bidi: lf 'Q F, ' A 5- .' ?w' ' 1' ' E ffix '. ' 400:55 'T V ' WNw Y-W -5 STWY YP A Y'l J5 - L l ' ,I QIQA 7511 1542 5231? . ff gf ... 2 if 'Q ,Q Q u-U' -- LM Scif! .1 I , 5- 2 1, uv f - .W G r :I f!lw-'--WIN T- 1? fit! f ' Nigga! wgibm . mul , 16111517 u: Q 7 f-'asef T X P 4? ' ' X s Q., N s J 6- - y ' X - N . -. if K U 'Qgel 1 Ji X , 1' V' 5- ' V- , 1' N ll , A f fb f . f 5 ya 4' 53 1 , 1 hers of Uwe HADM SCHODL Mmm! bv ww Dewbv TD Qcof O fed LNJGWQ warm Pdgg , 'u lqsgs T seems almost in- ' 'Q credible, but i there really was a time when Lane ARY Q '- did not have its fa- Q V mous m u r al s in FVWJQE ' the assembly hall and main corridor. In those days, prior to 1908, the interior of the building presented an appearance something like a barracks, with a barren, monotonous sameness lof design. It seemed as if there were something lacking-that there was no life to the building. And so, this is how it happened that Lane's halls were embellished with its beautiful murals. For many years, Mr. Bogan had been a member of the Public School Art Society, an organization which acts as an auxiliary in beautifying schools in Chicago. So he appealed to the Society to obtain pictures for Lane. At this tiine, Thomas Wood Stevens, one of the instructors at the Art Institute and now teacher of t'Stagecraft at the Carnegie In- Our time, as students, is so great- ly taken up with other things that many of us neglect to cultivate an appreciation of books, This is pathetic for the reason that when our present associations end, we shall have no hobbies to take up our time. As we grow older we lose in- terest in movies, dances, and other such divertissement and begin to long for something to fill in the long idle hours. Those who love and know books, will never have an idle moment, but those who have never cultivated an appreciation for good literature will have to re- Melodious refrains of orchestral symphony. Footfalls of couples tripping the light fantastic. The 4B class was holding its promen- ade. The tremendous magnificance of the collossal ballroom of the Sheridan Plaza, its exotic beauty blending into the soft, music of Curry's Collegians, made Friday, December 7, a memorable night of revelry. But- To get down to plain lingo, the Woman and I made our way through the crowds on Wilson Ave- nue to the Sheridan Plaza. Mean- dering up the stairs tbid in mittj we announced our arrival to the waiting crowd. After the applause had subsided-why ,the Pain and I stalked into the auditorium, that is, after I had slipped the hundred 'n fifty cents to Fine, who was sit- The Lane Murals By Albert Ryerson stitute at Pittsburgh, Pa., was presenting a huge pageant, in which were displayed hundreds of beautiful paintings and murals done by great students of art in Chicago, among which were repre- sentations by some of his own pupils. So the Society went to Mr. Stevens, after appropriating the sum of approximately ive hundred dollars, with which to help pay for this work at Lane, and arranged that artists be sent to this school to help plan the mural decorations. Six artists were selected and they interviewed Mr. Bogan, who sug- gested that the theme of primitive industries prevail throughout the work. This was decided upon, and the artists began the paintings. After a time, eight murals were Hnally completed and were placed in the assembly hall. One, a study of the primitive forge, was done by Miss Dorothy Loeb, who is now head of a large art school in Lans- ing, Mich. This was placed in the north end of the hall, upon the Joy in Books Arvid Alenius sort to inferior forms of recrea- tion that make no great demands upon the intellect. Develop early your taste for good literature. This will stand you in good stead: a more agreeable com- panion does not exist. Take a little time from your recreations and de- vote it to a study of something in which you are interested. Learn to use the public libraries, delve into their mysteries and allow yourself to become acquainted with new discoveries and exper- iences. The books on the reading lists The 4B Prom By the Society Reporter ting there like a king, in his seven- and-a-half-a-night Tux . When I had crushed the Ouch under my wing and started off to give everybody a treat, She re- marked that I should 'a worn my soup 'n fish, but how could I tell her the Dad had used it at the Hod Car- riers' Romp, and had spilled spagh- etti on it? After the first wrestle, I met Dan Wagner, who was so full of smiles, enthusiasm, etc., that he was ready to blow up. He greeted me by hit- ting me on the back so hard I al- most had a curvature, and remark- ed, flike unto Lightnin' Bill Jones J, I fixed it! After that, all evening, he was after me, try- ing to get me to suggest his Frisco- ing for the crowd. Can you beat it? stage. The remaining seven were done by H. George Brandt, now a famous illustrator and mural paint- er, and were placed about the walls under the balcony. These are sym- bolic of various phases of primitive life, under the titles: Basket- Weaving , Transportation , The Procession, The Muses , ipor- traying Art, Religion, and Handi- craftj, The Hunt , and The Dance . The one in the center is called Ceres, the Goddess of Agri- culture. Some time after this, three more murals were presented and placed in front of the assembly hall, in the main corridor. These illustrate forms of modern industries, as The Ship-Builders , by William Scott, The Blast Furnace, by Miss Margaret Hittle, and Build- ing a Sky-Scraper, by Gordon Stevenson. These paintings have added life and beauty to the appearance of the school, and are regarded as some of Lane's most precious pos- sessions. given you by your English teach- ers are selected with great care and with a view to giving you interest- ing reading matter which possesses all the qualities of good literature. Most boys, however, do not realize this and, consequently, look upon collateral reading as a duty that must be performed, rather than a pleasure. This is a wrong view of the matter, for a good deal of knowledge and enjoyment can be derived from books. If you do not care to read for knowledge, then read fiction for pleasure, but above all things, read. Jawn,' Warnke and his Moll were all over the place, and Johnny Lipke-Holy Rollers! I think he was dancing on clouds all evening. I met our friend, Mr. Gross, and asked him when he'd joined the or- chestra, but he assured me the Tuxedo was all he had to wear. Oh, these Ritzy people! And Jerry Has- terok, with the mud-guard Van Heusen, was he the jumpless kan- garoo! What with bowing to Mrs. fand Mr.J Thue, Miss Smallwood and oh, yes-Mrs. fand Mr.J Johnson, and getting bawled out for dumping over a pitcher of water, we had a rip-roarin' time. The riot broke up at 12 bells and we all staggered over to the Peacock Inn, where the evening began! Page Fiffl'-Six THE LANE TECH PREP The Whoop A Spasmoclic Eruption of Nonsense By Hjawni' The lDltCl'1CI'S Snggze The ditchers sure are wise old birds, Their ways are wild and woolly, Their alibis are clever words, More system than a physics pulley. The stuff they pull is doggone raw. Their gag, their stall and their ex- cuse-- They're rougher than a cross-cut saw. Oh boy, they sure lie like the deucel II. But when these guys are caught in the act And pointedly asked to explain, They're up against a positive fact Which they hear in this cute re- frain: 'flt may be so, But we don't know, It sounds so very queer, And, anyways, You ought to know You can't pull that line here! I Auto No. ek PK :lf S14 Right here at Lane Where the husky male In all his glory Doth prevail, And nary a one Of the weaker sex Is ever about His thoughts to vex, It would seem to me, That outside of school The brave of Lane Are no woman's fool. But lend me your ears And make not a squeekg The better Lane Indian Is a regular sheik. Half the Lane Braves With whom I shake hands Got acquainted with me Thru my lady friends. 251 all Dk PIC Finis Plus Exeunt The next Lane show looms in the ofiing and many Indians will scalp tickets, hither and yon. Where- upon Rain-in-the-face and Sitting Bull will turn over in their graves. This a. m. as I was strolling across our e i g h t - f o o t cement campus, I stopt to meditate. Won- der who can be responsible for all this rubbish and debris lying pro- miscuously about. Being a senior --Well. But wasn't the Freshie al- ways like that-eh wot '? I got a letter the other day from a friend of mine who lives in my old home town. It reads thus: Ohio, Columbus, Januiri 18. Deer Jawn: I taik into my hand mine pensil and set me down to rite to you a letter. We are all fealing fine at present exksept mine brudder who was kicked in the suburbs last nite by a mule. The mule is not expekted to live and mine brudder's kon- science hurts him something ter- rible. Your unkl Jim dyed last nite of a fractured liver and we found thirty thousand berries sewed up in the seet of an old pare of pants which he left behind. I am asking you to taik at least half of it. Tink it over and let me know. Your brudder, Pete, went to work dis mornin. The job will taik six munts but he mite git out sooner on good behaver. Your dad got his license to be an engineer on a peanut roaster. I am sending you by Adamis Ex- press your overcoat, and as dey charge by the lb. I cut off the but- tons to reduse ekspence. You will find them in the inside pocket. I received the picture of your girl and must say you have all yur taste in your mouth. Talk about bein thin I bet she bathes in a foun- tain pen. And those mistrustful eyes of hers, they're always watchin eetch odder. If beauty is only skin deep she must have hers in her bones. That's all there is, there aint no more, so I will clothes. Hoping dis will reetch you before you get it, I am, Yours infectionately, M. I. Dumbtho, P. S.-In case you don't get this, write me and lemme know, I'll send it at once. Pls 96 24 elf These freshies are terrorizing us timid seniors. Why, the other day I heard the following in the corri- dor: Senior: Look here, son, cut that out. Aren't you ever going to grow up? Frosh: G'wan, ya big low-down loafah! Go take a flying hug at a galloping giraffe. Beat it now be- fore I chop up on ya and splatter yuh all ovah the wall-get me? How is it, no matter how fast a fish swims he never perspiresg Why don't snowballs bounce? Do you know how to spell electrophotomicrographically? What two nations fought the Spanish-American war? Who wrote Zane Greyis Wildfire? When was the war of 1812? Why don't Jellyfish get rheuma- tism? Where are the snake's hips? Why hasn't a frog any hair? What kind of nuts grow on a cocoanut tree? If you can answer all of the above your intellect is very eiiicient to say nothing in the least. That's all there is, there ain't no more, said Cleopatra to Napol- eon at the battle of Gettysburg. Alls well that ends well, quoth Pershing to Columbus, as Edison discovered the North Pole. :lf 24 is :ls The Quitting Dude Of all the mutts that I detest And hate above all men Is the punk who moans This school is stale I guess I'll go to --- Pk 24 is 214 A bashful, blushing simp was he His name was Percy Penn And all sweet women thought him dumb, And yet he hails from ----. Pls 96 Pk Pk A stuttering, stammering nut was Earl, His nickname, Blushing Coocoo , His heart gave way when he piped a girl, And yet he hailed from --. 24 if :lf if A daffy simp, a would be sheik Augustus Oswald Baller, He was good looking, but much too meek And yet he hails from -M :lf Pk ,lf HC Never do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow. Tomorrow you may be dead and you won't have to do it. . - ' A 1-Zqf. I -nn lull: n 5 I f x0 -,.1-H ., yi 'r .. .il ,J 1:1 Q , ,N A . 'Z ,Q - , ,Z f - f A .,::v:,4-Q , Q 6 4 , 4, 1 I .U u ' . I I ll . 1-I .f.-, V H 4 -- , . 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My uncle found business bet- ter here than at home, and decided to move to Chi , X. S. will prob- ably finish his elementary work at the Lane Prevo. Stillmore and he will make old Stanley look like something the cat dragged in. Jan. 9-The first real day of skat- ing. On the way to the pond, I met Cleo and had the pleasure of put- ting on her skates. She sure swings a wicked blade when she gets started. I did my customary nose dive and eyebrow fiop. What care I for pains, if I can afford amusement for Her? Jan. 12-Hot dogl Sweet ca- nines! She loves mel While I was on the ice with Cleo in the after- noon, a two hundred pound fellow bumped into me and knocked me Th A manufacturer of rolling pins reports an increase in his sales. Women probably believe in the old proverb, The 'Pin' is mightier than the 'Word'. Those taking tailoring in night school place their trust in, Sew and you shall rip. The once popular selection, Yes, We Have No Bananas, is dying out. It seems that the public is slipping. It is a good thing that they are, for some of the church Laugh, and wiggle your molars. But going to these Free Dental Colleges is a serious proposition. Although one has his teeth fixed gratis, his jaw looks like a relic of the World War. The doctors work so close togeth- er that their elbows get tangled in the patients, back teeth. They usually use a toothpick to remove any stray teeth that have wedged into their arms. A great man once said, It is all in a name. To pull what is known as a stomach tooth, the dentist plants both of his feet in your solar plexus to obtain the right leverage. for a row of canary stables. I lost consciousness and thought that I was one of the fair winged cloud shifters. Coming back to dear old mother earth, I found myself in Cleo's arms. Oh boy! Her voice was sweet music to my ears. Fuller, dear, are you hurt? , she whispered, as she stroked my forehead. Well, saying nothing further about the situation, it's a wonderful life after all. Jan. 15-I went to see Mr. Clark today about my summer school credits. This is a rather funny time to be talking about them, but I had a hunch that by taking an ex- tra subject I might be able to grad- uate in June. For once I guessed right. After looking over my grades, Mr. Clark said that if I carried an extra I would be able to graduate. That means that I make the course in three and a half years. Smart boy. e Secular Epitoin organs pealed forth the tune dur- ing the Dast week. Glancing over a letter from Ger- many, and taking notice of the stamps, one is likely to exclaim, Deutchland uber alles. People wonder whether Pader- ewski learned how to play a piano by just picking it up here and there. The new play given by the Three Sheiks , is entitled, The Hairy Napef' Many men continue their athletic Expostulations If one wears glasses, he should beware of broken lenses when hav- ing his eye 'teeth extracted. The dentist uses discretion when depriving one of his wisdom teeth. After securing a combination of a strangle hold and headlock , he proceeds with his torture. In doing bridge work , some of the tooth teasers' must think that they are still in the Army Engi- neering Department. The military experience certain- ly impressed upon their minds one word, that is, Drill. A gold crown, when being fitted, is on and off as many times as the Jan. 18-The seniors seem to be putting on the dog. They are all ready for the big setting next week. I had my first final today, and I am sure I passed in it. Jan. 19-Took Cleo to the Senior Hop. The music would have made any one wiggle their old props, while the floor was the best I had This being ever laid my dogs on. the farewell dance, the place was filled with the seniors and their squaws, enjoying their last pow- wow together. I surely enjoyed myself, and I know Cleo did like- wise. Jan. 25-I passed in all of my subjects and I am now a full fiedg- ed senior. I'll have to act civilized and ignore the insignificant fresh- men, sophomores, and juniors. It is now, Fuller Pepp, Senior. Gee Pea Are. C career after leaving college. They become rum runners. Some are good at the profession, although they were bum runners while at school. Nervous people, usually business men, go to the country for a rest. They enjoy the mountain stillness. There was a report that Kid Valentino was getting bald. Some of his admirers who were losing their hair, immediately stopped their daily Wildroot rubs. Gee Pea Are. late Czar's headgear c h a n g e d hands. A dignified old lady came in for a set of false teeth and the dentist, as was the custom, showed her the different styles of workmanship. As the room was crowded, she was rather embarrassed, being obliged to pick her teeth in public. As no traveling bag is complete without a tooth brush, a certain fellow made sure he had one. The first morning on the road he found that he had left his false teeth at home. A. popular motto for dentists is, 'Tulling nine, saves timef, Gee Pea Are. OUR FRAT FORM WEE? I , c 42 aihg nnuz-ze PAGE ACE SLEEP YEAR EDITION SLOPPY-WRITED, WHEN 'Z FOUND AT, WHERE ? ENTERED AS OUTCAST MATTER PRICE NO OBJECT WINS CHAMPIONSLIP GAME SANDWICH ISLANDS DESPERADO CA UGHT Received via the Hydraulic Press. Sandwich I., Septober 40. The police have taken into custody here, a man believed to be sought the world over. He was arrested last night at an open air concert for the benefit of the sufering Eski- mos who have been stranded upon the high seize of the Sahara. The fellow, it is claimed, was seen in the act of picking the gold out of several unsus- pecting persons' teeth. The witness is well known in sporting circles here, being none other than the ex-cham- pion heavyweight thistle- sifter Dack Jempsey. When questioned the cul- prits gave his name as Chuck Bodach, of Chicago. The police have paroled him on the forfeit of the im- mense sum of 2S000,000,000.- while they investigate his former record in Chicago. The great murder mystery trial was closing. The ac- cused man, Chuck Bodach sat nervously twitching his long unkempt fingers as if to conceal something in the palm of his hand. The great- est detective the world had ever seen, sat quietly in his chair, a cynical smile playing over his face, waiting for his turn to testify against the hardened criminal. Thus far the only evidence was a thumb print on the murder-- ed man's neck. The prosecu- tion had been trying vainly, frantically, for over an hour to connect this in some way with the accused man. All efforts had failed. Finally came the turn of the great detective. Without a word he strode majestical- ly across the floor and stood before the accused. Without a word he took the hand of the culprit and held it high for all eyes to see. Without a word he wrenched open the unkempt fingers that had been so nervously twitching over a concealed object. The wretched criminal sank to the floor, his doom was sealed. The jury, which consisted of Carlson, Du Plain, Gaertner, Goldstein, Kavanaugh, Jurs, Kinggard, Korge, Lifskin, Mayer, Men- del, and pearson, gravely nodded their assent of his guilt. The crowd sat back again and waited for the sen- tence. The fellow's pal mut- tered a curse, for he, too, had seen what was concealed in the others palm so clev- erly. lt was a thumb. - ' VON GEHR MAKES GREAT DISCOVERY Von Gehr, the renowned inventor, made a startling discovery While partaking of his noonday repast. After working hard all morning trying to dope out the menu, he Hnally recollected that soup is spelled with a double u instead of a triple Ho . He then proceeded to ask the waiter to bring on a dish of Skrzyszewski's O r i g i n al Noodle Soup. The waiter im- mediately began to impart the required information, to the head chef, Weirzbowski, that a gentleman wished to indulge in a sipping contest, and that he tWierzbowskij BIG COUNTERFEIT RING EXPOSED Due to the untiring efforts of Assistant Deputy Con- stables, Digin and Craymore, from the Slinkerton Defec- tive Agency, a clue was stum- bled upon which led to the wearabouts of the infamous Bow Dash ring. While rambling around Dewplains haven in the vicinity of Goose Island, Lewtenant Brumner, assisted by Sergeant Heyden and the two deputies, tracked their man to Gufty Ave. and Figglin St. Weber, a tool of Bow Dash's disclosed the John Hancocks of his understudies. So far, the following mis- .Ti-. . fb-.?:5f'lf,.- L . .. . - .N , i t I I . . - ii .. '- . Y .t.. xx. ,Ty I ha 9 Y -' as Q., 2 - . V ' ' 'N F5 - S ag , mf, if s f . 1 I ' ' E' 'im -' -- 71 -iw ,ex is Q, Y 4 -ff Ziiliiiitxfrf Q G-', N' WW TAFSJX - T T' WF A' 4-:Q -- -ff. - -sir TCR ii should give him fthe waiter, l creants have elu d ed the Michalzewski, by namej the watchful police. The men at soup. l large are Torne Sok, Algeo, 'tAh- , sighed Von, my 1 the keen cutter, Kaplin, the favorite dish. It is music to spider, Wolfe ,the beast, and my ears. Waiter, bring on Heartless Wegrin. It is ex- some rolls, for I seem to be I pected that when captured sipping a popular selection these men will have the and I only know how to play choice of dying or being a player piano. Waiter bring murdered. on the rolls. He ate on and C o h t 1. a T y to the 64th Ong, untll- U . , a m e n d m e n t of the last L00kl 10914 , he Clalfills I 3 statute of the first Samoan found 9-1-Eli-U00fll0 Congress, these men were en- - W gaged in the unlawful prac- 1 X X 1 V V, Q tice of manufacturing Ger-- WILIAVIHER 1' URLLAPI l man marks, rubles and yen. --W 1 The counterfeiting charge Cold and warmer tomor- Was 0V9Y'l90k9d Wlwni they row. Fair in unclouded sec- pleaded gllllty- H0W9V91', 411'-19 tions- Hay probably in rural to their ruthless destruction districts, if sun shines. Tem- Qf the Papal' Crop, then' poraturo at hooh today was licenses have been revoked. slightly below absolute zero OU account Of 3195? recent Cehtiorade. frauds, Secretary Miller of Terhpemture in o th o 1- the Treasury Department has hlaoos: issued a proclamation which Heaven was Somewhat N was vetoed by the chairman Colder today ,due to the or- of the Committee of Weighs rival of an Eskimo Mission- and Jeans- The Secretary ary' Portions below were calls our attention to the fact super-heated as a number of th,-at hellcehfofth Pflpel' TTQOPUY Lane Indians '21 mode their will be printed with invisible entry. ink to avoid changing of the Chicago assumed an ardent mlmellflls' Thls Plan of dls' atmosphere when Hasterok t1'llOuUUg TQVQUUG has al' started a heated argument ' ready Passed the-board of with the head of the Mars In- PVGSS Ag0UtS and 15 HOW .UP torhatiohal News, about the before the lower house which high price of Shoo Strings in l meets in the sub-basement. Egypt- fContinued on page 4j RANE SCORES TOUCH- DOWN WITH BASES FULL The Old Peoples Home chess and checker team de- feated the Tiddly Winks All- Stars at the Soup Bowl to- day. Despite the cold, the struggle was witnessed by largest c1'owd that has ever attended such an important intersectional clash. Before the game, it was rumored that Bahusky would not start, due to a cracked wooden leg. This proved to be a falsehood as he appear- ed upon the field with a pair of crutches ready for the whistle. Hallstein opened up with a single to center when Reif- ler fumbled the pigskin. Rane followed with a left hook that sent Topper through the ropes. Kava- naugh, who was next to bat, was retired with a beautiful cross-court shot by Rosen- berger, as Hallstein slid into home, scoring the last touch- down. After teeing the ball, Ringa dubbed his drive, go- ing into a clinch with Puckel- wartz. Staley made a splen- did end run, barely making the green. He then placed the three ball in the corner pocket. Rane kicked off to Weintraub, who was downed on the base line with a double wristlock. After having two strikes called on him, Besch- witz, using the crawl, ped- dled to midfield where he was stopped With a left hook pro- pelled by Tortorelli. Score, end of first half, 7-7. The second half opened with Reifler taking the post, but Boerschinger stepping on the gas, easily passed the jockey before the half-mile. Breaking through Carmen's service for first down, Kirschke dropped back to kick. Choosing a heavy cue, he sent the puck flying into the net, as Kleinert, swing- ing at the third one, landed into a sand-trap. Swimming the breast stroke, Prescus was good for twenty yards through center, but he fumbled the ball as his mashie shot landed in the rough. Ram, making up for lost time, sent a forward pass to Tolin, who stepped on second, forcing the runner. The stands were in an uproar as Winblad hit a home-run over the goalpost, giving his team the advantage. Taking a niblick, Ulis hoisted the ball with a short uppercut to the left fielder. The crowd went mad as Weisman, the goal keeper, made a perfect back dive, tying the count. Time was taken out by both teams. After the teams lined up, fContinued on page 2, Column lj Page Deuce HARRY WILKE'S CONFESSION QAs heard by Snooze Re- porter Gazzola at the Insti- tute for feeble minded kan- garoosj The courtroom was packed to the brim to hear the con- fession which the riotous Red Wilke had to make in connection with the terrible midnight murder. J u d g e Shutt presided, and the ses- sion was opened by the plain- tiff who stood sitting along- side of the witness chair with tears streaming down his suspenders. His fiery red hair was gray with worry. With a rumble and a tumble he cleared his throat, and in accents loud and clear, he feebly stammered the follow- ing: Alas, it had to be. I knew the time would come, and now it is here. I am guilty, for I have committed murder, but by heck, I think I was justified in doing as I have done, for has not the base villian time and again har- assed and assaulted me and mine? Hah! my conscience is clear, for I have avenged his atrocious deeds which he exercised upon me and my beloved wife. There he lies in his gore, well paid for his villainy, the coward! He has sucked the blood of my veins, has kept me on guard many a night, and last night, I caught him, and slew him. Never again shall he deprive me of sleep, fthe beastlj for I have his life's blood upon my hand. I swear he is the biggest and fattest mosquito I've ever seen! CHAMPIONSHIP GAME fContinued from page 15 Larsen dribbled the length of the floor and sank an easy putt for a par five. Coming back strong, Lutter tried a fore-hand cut, but was beaten to the tape by Massoth. Mohr, sizing up the situa- tion, grabbed the oars and started rowing. With a jump both teams were after him. Nelson was short with a three cushion shot but came back strong with a wide out- drop kick with two men on. As the whistle blew ending the game, Pompian sank the free throw, the ball landing with a. thud in the catcher's mitt. Score, 3.1416 to 3 1-7. After the game, the players of both teams were guests at a banquet given by the United Vegetarian Associa- tion. After the dinner, the players were ushered into the monster ball room where a game of 'tDrop the Handker- chief and t'Postof'Hce were reeled off. The music was rendered by the Grave Dig- gers Melody Six. One could hardly keep his dogs from doing the Hwoofle-poof hop while the moanful jazz filled the air. A good time was had by all. RAILROAD MAGNET BREAKS FAMILY TIE Reginald Rickert, the re- nowned railroad owner, dou- ble-crossed Kid Cupid in Judge Mendel's court, last week. After living with his beloved battleax for the short period of eighty-seven years, Mr. Rickert finally found out that love is not al- ways blind and proceeded to break the holy bonds of matrimony. Grabbing the e'aborate wood-carved stove poker, he indented the noble skull of his better half un- til she began singing that world-famed song, What is a home without a mother. As she gurgled forth the last note, Mrs. Rickert grabbed her husband and gently wrapped him around the liv- ing room chandelier. 'tYou will strike an unpro- tected woman, will you? she cried, plastering his facial features with the proverbial rolling pin and spreading his now dilapidated form around the small sixteen-room apart- ji J A F1----r ff - J ' ag, - fgfg if .. ,.' - ' Eli 'el ' r fest E 'Q 'li' ,f ! 5 Q Q J... 6539 ment. The neighbors inter- fered at this point, due to the lack of action on the part of the combatants. As soon as Mr. Rickert re- gained consciousness he filed a suit of divorce, charging his wife with cruelty to animals. Judge Mendel, hearing of this cruelty, duly reprimand- ed him upon his choice of a stove poker, holding that a double-edged woodman's axe would have been the proper thing. As punishment for his outrageous crime, Mr. Rickert was obliged to give a few vocal selections to the hard boiled eggs in Mur- derers' Row. Being interviewed a short while ago Widow Rickert sol- emnly regretted her late husban'd's lack of vocal chords in his one time anat- omy. She also wishes to ex- tend her thanks to the neigh- bors who so attentively watched the fatal confiict. Among those present were Angerame, Thiesse, Schultz, Hansen, Smith, Grodsky, Gaertner, Zalazinski, Theel, Zeinzinger, Whitwell, Weber. V-.fcfcw f.,. .,.,c,V.f.fv-cfj. IJ- A,- STARTLES WORLD WITH SISTER'S BRILLIANCY Former Lane Tackle Now a Fire-guard Rudolph Sherburg, aged, paralyzed and mentally em- barrassed granted the writer an interview at Glenk Ave. and Grobarek Street at Cleveland, Ohio. It came out that this one-time brilliant transportation expert, is the same man who at the age of 42 had again disorganized the tremendous Wee Ham Orchestra. Ladies and Gen- tlemen, I have also heard that this man who has com- mitted suicide three times to collect his insurance, is still at large. For a dime or 10 cents he would tell you, just for the asking, what your wif'e's name would be, and he would tell you before you were mar- ried. If your name was Rudin, then your wife's name would be Mrs. Rudin. For ten cents! The boy who once succumb- ed to stacomb told this re- portei of the insufiicient love of a girl which finally led to insufficient funds, and one paralyzed arm. Before I mention this girls name, I must tell you that her name can be seen in bright lights on your uncle's Christmas tree. This girl caused no begin- ning of trouble for the form- er football sun and he started to write a book about her, but she interrupted him, and now that he has time, he will be- gin his first long sentence. In the cell next to him, who shall we find but another pris- oner. Before Sherberg told me the story of his life, he show- ed me a scar which he re- ceived while shaving, so I suggested that he stand further away when he shaves. When I aslfed, how came the lump over his left ear, he said once he held the ball for Tony, but Bahusky didn't kick the ball. He told a sad story of the two weeks he spent in high school, but joy came over his face when he told of the suc- cess he had in the sodo foun- tain business in Chicago where, on Division and Sedg- wick Place, now stands the Cosmopolitan Inherited Sun- day School. Due to his lack of ability, Lane now has a new school, as Sherburg lately experi- mented in the Lane chemistry laboratory and made a com- plete mess of everything. It will be remembered by the sport-loving public that Sherburg respectively was a bantam, light, middle, and extra heavy-weight before he got his last hair-cut from the government. 4000 Years Ago Feb. 29, 2007 B. C.-King Tut was laid to rest at mid- night today. He was the vic- tim of careless driving, being killed by having the rear wheels of a chariot speefdster pass over his royal body. The vehicle was driven by a fel- low who was under the in- fluence of liquor. The king, anxious to find out the place to buy the tonsil polish, got in the path of the approach- ing chariot, and met instant death. The Daily Snooze PETRIFIED PREHISTORIC RECORDS UNEARTHED Jack Reifier, the great astronomer, has in his pos- session rare species of ante- deluvian records which prove, fwith a doubt, the learned mythologist assertsj, the cor- rectness of the supposition regarding prehistoric man's methods of' communication. The records were found in the ruins of what had once been, evidently, a cave man's hovel, on the corner of Goethe Drive and Sedgwick Square. While digging in the ruins, fthe eminent historian assertsj the diggers, the five Anderson Brothers, the Five Johnsons and Sandberg, Seel- man, and Rydberg were over- come with emotion at sight of a heavy cardboard affair, covered with gaudy, ridicu- lous squares, running criss cross over it and inscribed with these characters: Lane Chess and Checker Club which the eminent psycholog- ist tells us is the cave man's conception of Mah Jong. But the most important find of the day, we are informed, was a small oblong object, bearing upon it these Hiero- glyphics: Lane Chem. Note-- bookf' Investigation of its con- tents revealeld such items as the following: H2O, C2H402, KNOLICL, and 3Mm4CE which fthe savant, contendsj suggest the cave man's method of' communication. Professor Prieto who accom- panied the party, differs from the great botanist, and claims it is the sheet music of the Aboriginies. Whatever it is, it will be placed upon display at the Cook County Morgue, next week at 2 P. X. HAIRLESS AND CAPPY BUT CARELESS AND HAPPY AT 95 Wm. Kranz, the great scientist and electrical wizard of Oscar Mayer's staff of meat dissectors, has recently slip- ped the world at large a new theory for prolonging life. His work among the animals at Mayer's farm, and from observation of people, he has come to the conclusion that if a man has all the hairs on his head plucked when he is 95 years old, he can be guar- anteed to live at least seven days longer. He bases his theory on the fact that the oldest men are baldheaded. He has secured the services of Lund and ReiHer to try the experiment. It is not known whether it will succeed from the simple fact that Lund and Reifier already have wigs. PERSONALS S. O. S. Minnie come home to Papa. G. R. P. Button, Button, who has the Button? T. N. T. Archibald, you are forgiven. Come over with your Jew's Harp, as I am a great admirer of tal- ented folks. T. N. T. You may bring your violin,Oscaof, as I enjoy the blending of the two tones. -v'v -s-..., The Daily Snooze Eire Elailg 51IL'IL'lEI.' X. .. ix . X . - 352 'l'llli SCAl l Ol.lJ Editor in Gricff liasly L'1' ry So slic atc lid-Ucc Pea Arc Xoosc ltd-Gliasl r'1' Oli Rctortci'-Grocdcr l.it1cr Airy Ifds-Rcdeor You Nlorc EdsiTlic Gcralds Inc litlicl lirics-Korctsali liristlc Boy- jawn lJistribL11orfSil' Culation EDDY CAT C. S. P. After stirring coffee, fork should not be left in the cup. Q. S. T. When eating corn on the cob, a pair of ear muffs will help greatly in keeping any stray kernels from lodg- ing in the ear. F. O. B. A tuxedo is the proper thing to wear at the nightly meetings of the bread line. Don't forget that a white jazz bow tie with a black elastic encircles the wing collar. R. S. V. P. She was right. One was sufficient Too much lip stick may give you indi- gestion. B. V. D. To be entertain- ing, vary the notes when chewing soup. C. O. D. Yes. O. I. C. It is proper to beg a lady's pardon if you should happen to slip off her shoes. Besides causing the lady to be embarrassed, you will be classed as a poor dancer if your feet are seen touching the floor. HOUSEHOLD SQUINTS A New Way to Kill Mosquitoes Rub your face and hands with alum. Then let the mos- quito bite you. The alum puckers his buzzer so he can't sting. He sits down in a damp place and tries to dig the pucker looseg he catches a death of a cold and dies of pneumonia. Dear Gerald Dean: What should I use to clean my rugs? Mrs. Turnquist. Mrs. Turnquist: Use your husband. Gerald Dean. Q. S. T.: Water can run much easier if the faucet is open. vc-an-f'+ USHEBAH CA Leap Year Edition of the Sheikj It was a wonderful sight. The sun was rising over the barren sanlds of the wide- spread desert. Flapperette , the Sheba outlaw, was anx- iously waiting the approach of some traveler. Bring on the Camels , she cried as she puckered her eye- brows, a faint gleam in her eyes showing that she had hit upon some plan. Sorry madam, but you will have to make the best of Lucky Strikes. We're all out of the humps , replied one of her humble servants. Well, I'll be swiggled , cried the fair leader, you'll have me smoking a gold tip Milo if I do not watch out. Puffing madly at the cof- fin nail , she watched the slow approach' of the new victim, from the luxuriously fitted tent. Ha Ha, a lone 'Detroit Special 'making its debut in this sandy country. Slaves, bring that 'road hog' to me. In due time, Sir Henry drew up before the tent of the fair eyed bandit. It's simply an outrage. I detest to be treated like this. I'll have the Evanston police force arrest you all when I get back to dear old U. S. A., peeped a google eyed, ape faced, smooth haired, good looking, sheik, as the slaves roughly grabbed him by the left eye lash and brought him into the realms of their chief. Seeing Flapperette in her quaint costume, gazing steadily into his Barney Google rivals, the unknown sheik blushed so intensely that the Stacomb melted on his noble brow. And what makes you ven- ture into the territory of Flapperette, the Sheba out- law, drawled out that good looking individual from her mountain of pillows. t'Know you not, that whoever over- steps the boundaries of my land, must die? Oh fair damsel! Oh shrewd intriguer! Thou vio- latest the laws of the Inter- national Corporation of Pink Tea Cooky Teasers, thou dost play with fire, if thou wert a man I doubt if I could control myself, I doubt if I could restrain my beastly na- ture from approaching you and tapping you horribly on the wrist. Oh sheik! You impress me. You make me think of my childish days, when I so innocently sat at the family table, listening to my father pour forth the fundamentals of African Golf, Sheik! your very form seems to bring back memories so dear to meg your passionate eyes, your wonderful lips, your Andy Gump chin, make me repent. You may pass un- touched through the lazy sands of Egypt by permission of Flapperette. The young Rodolph quietly made hls way to his ship of the desert with the eyes of Flapperette watching his slow 'retreat. Fate, the Ford would not function! Retiacing his steps, he knelt at the feet of Flapperette. I must depend upon your hospitality to furnish me with lodging until Henry will oscillate. You beg for mercy! You fool-hardy infant, you! You dare to ask me to cater to you? Absolutely, you are the first one to ask me to low- er myself to any living being, For that, I, Flapperette, must deprive you of your breath. That night Flapperette burned the midnight oil, de- ciding the fate of the unfor- tunate sheik. To shoot him, she said, would be Wasting the old shells. To hang him, would be impossible, as his mouth and neck are one. Ah! I will knock him dead by vamping him. The next morning Google Eyes was brought before her. It could be plainly seen that he had been weeping all night, as the powder was washed from around his eyes. Sheba, have mercy on me , he croakedg Look at the calamity you will cause among choir girls in my old home town. I was their hero, as I coughed a mean soprano. t'For all I know Sheik, you may be telling the truth, but none of this sob stuff goes. Prepare yourself for death, you blooming idiot, for in a short time you will give the bucket one healthy kick. Flapperette then started the old Victrola and began the well known Dance of Death to the tune of that somewhat ancient piece, Farewell Blues . The Sheik slowly weakened under the strain of her well guided eyes, but the hand of Death was again with-held by the tiny paws of Fate. Flapperette in doing her vamping dance, ac- cidentally stubbed her toe on one of the silk-covered pil- lows and crabbed the act. Sheik! I am dying, but thou shall not live, cried Flapperette as she rushed at himg thou shalt- Just a moment, camera, intervened Mr. Hawkinson, the director for the Foss Sz Gl e n k F il m Producers, Eichen, you must approach Mr. Sanahl with a little more pep ,try it over. Camera, ready, shoot! After the scene the two stars retired to their room. Being a passionate sheik may seem all right, but this collapsible chin and the brace of Ben Turpin eyes got my goat, said Sandahl as he re- moved his make-up. 'tThat's not half so bad as this feminine rig I have OH, but it is all in the daily rou- tine of a movie star, said Eichen. Quite so, quite so, replied Sandahl. Page Trey THE DEATH STR UGGLE Two evil visaged men with unsheather knives glared at each other across the table. You scum of a pirate, hissed one thro clenched teeth, give me that parch- ment or I'll cut your evil black heart out! Over my dead body, mocked the other. You dog, I'll skin you alive and put your yellow hide to dry on the bowsprit of this boat, give me that parchment, I say! You forget your manners, you should say tplease'. It was now plain that words were of no avail. The table was crushed to the side. A whizzing sound was heard as the dagger of one shot thru the coat sleeve of the other, and thru the open window into the sea. With a roar the other was upon him, but curses he was too fast, and the razor-edged knife sank harmlessly from the hilt into the wall. It was short work for one to send the other to Davie Jones Locker, and with a hideous grin the victor stood with the parchment in his huge paw. Ah , he gloatedg it is now MY copy of the Daily Snooze! COUNTERFEIT RING fContinued from page 1, Column 31 This new idea has met with the approval of the public so well that an enormous en- dowment of 2.5 kopeks has been bestowed on our re- nowned secretary. Being baffled by this new form of currency the Bow Dash gang has resorted to another means of worrying in .5 'fl QQ Q13 fl f MCA Mo .- I 5 ' 9 l . ..-: . 1- Q! 'I ' ff? 1 if .fl Y i t 0 I S2551 if l. . LW - A if ijllae w r. GO l ns: II I - A .,,. 'Jmnm 2612? 'l t h e government. N o w , they've established a coinage all their own. The Snooze, however, in indorsing the policies of Secretary Miller, wants its subscribers to buy their money direct from the government, and so, patron- izc neighborhood banks. Page Little Joe PROMINENT CITIZEN POISONED By the Un-Associated Press Mr. A. Haegele, ice-king, was the cause of a commo- tion at Staley and Massoth Streets, early this morning. While strolling down Staley Street at a righ rate of speed, he was seized by a mental cramp in the south- west corne1', and fell to the pavement, writhing in agony. A crowd of three people and a dog, collected to watch him. Ofiicer Papa, dashed up and pushing aside the crowd he promptly sat on the stricken man, causing the latter to cease his struggle. Mr. Haegele was taken to the E n t z m in g e r un-memorial horsepistol where attending mechanic E. Larson, diag- nosed the case as poisoning. Later it was found he had been reading the masterpiece written by Rappaport in Scowalian, which language affects the mind slowly, but silently, says Erickson, Cheese Fisition of the horse- pistal. Uncovery is not sus- pected. QUESTION AND ANSWER DEPARTMENT Dear Sir: If a policeman stands at the intersection of State and Madison, which one of the two streets is he standing on? Q. E. D. Answer-By referring to the Daily Snooze Almanac, 1492, we find that Madison Street was laid after State Street. If this is the case, the traffic cop is parking his dogs on Madison, but if suf- ficient pavement has been worn away so that nothing of Madison Street remains, he is standing on State Street. Dear Ed: I had an argument with a friend of mine regarding Shakespeare's Hamlet. He said that Babe Ruth killed Hamlet when his knife acci- dentally slipped while eating peas. I believe that Napol- eon was directly responsible for his death. Who was right? L. U. X. Answer-You were both wrong. Senator La Follette did greet Caesar when he came into the senate cham- ber. Dear Smith: If it takes a cockroach twenty-four hours to crawl up a bar of soap, how far must a cranberry drop to break a shingle? P. D. Q. AnswerfThe same time it takes a flea to haul a Flivver across the Dea Sea. Dearest: Why do women always get off the car backwards? Answer-So they can get the last look at the conductor. Radio Al: I am having trouble with static. What shall I do? Q. S. T. Answer---See a doctor at once. NOTORIOUS BAHUSKY Anthony Bahusky, the smooth haired sheik, thought that he was one of the hard- ened heroes of the Stone Age, while dining at the Cafe de Plath, last night. Tony, evi- dently dissatisfied with the glazed finish on the double service tooth picks, became enraged, and in his bold sheikish way grabbed the great grandmother of Sena- tor Robbins, who happened to be dining at the adjoining table. The crowd was awe- stricken, as Tony slung the form of the horror-stricken maiden over his shoulder and dashed for the door. Good-bye forever, he cried as he slammed the swinging door and made his exit to the street . The police were immediate- ly notified and under the per- sonal direction of Chief Rydahl the entire depart- ment started a world-wide search for the criminal. 1-9624 2 ,ig easel 1 z .f ,,,, . I 'ix Ji 1625 if .... 'P 1 ' if Within ten minutes after the caveman act was performed, police in all parts of the world were on the look-out for Tony and his unfortunate captive. Due to the inter- national system of Chief Rydahl, suspects were ar- rested in Venezuela, Guate- malo, Bolivia, and Oak Park. Detectives Timm and Evers, doing their nightly rounds of the neighborhood coffee shops in quest of a cup of real old-fashioned java, passed a one time fa- mous institute for dry-throat Indians in the early '20's. 'fSet up two more, said a familiar voice. Ha ha! cried the two dicks in unison as they fell prone upon their backs and slowly wiggled their way into the shop. fflllease have another cho- colate nut, the voice again functioned. Anthony Bahusky, your goose is cooked, throw up your mitts, yelled the two upholders of the law as they drew forth their quadrupled barreled cap guns. Please let me alone, re- monstratewd Tony. I am try- ing to show this young lady the gentle art of eating a chocolate nut sundae with- out adding any exterior dec- orating to her clothes. 'fThat's old stuff , they re- plied, that gag was given a million times to the honorable Mr. Sullivan when he was chief punter for the ditchersl squad. You are pinched, un- derstand that. STOLTZE DISCUSSES PRETZELS The Honorable R. Stoltze, prominent historian of little note, addressed a large audi- ence of waiters, cooks, and bottlewashers at the annual banquet held twice a year by the Spector Shoe Fitters As- sociation at the fashionable Bernard Hotel in Manila. His main point of discussion was on how the high cost of pretzels in China affects the cost of shoes here. His speech, hailed as a master- piece by Fehns, Husted, and Conitz, well known chemists, took the listeners by storm and it is expected to revolu- tionize the manufacture of paper and its use in shoes. A special statement, given out by Spector, president of the Association, to the re- porters of the Daily Snooze, ran as follows: 'fAs I have nothing to say, I am going to say it. I am sure that Hon. R. Stoltze's speech will solve the problem of putting the people back on their feet again. The significance of this statement, coming as it does from one who ought to know, will soon be felt deep down in everyone's sole. Dr. Laue, president of the body-wreck- ers association, predicts a very busy season, and he and his colleague, Dr. E. Bahn- fieth, are outlining the sea- son's W o r k accordingly, which will be presented at the next meeting of the Doc- tors Convention. SNAPPY CLOTHES Cooper went to see his Taylor about a one-Button sack suit. The price was Mohr than a Weissman would pay-so he put his Sabel collared overcoat in Sok. Papa was very Frank. He didn't want his son to be a Pike-r, one of the Kaad-fish family, so he Rose to the oc- casion. Do you think I have money to Byrne? he roared. What you Lack mann is brains. I'm trying to keep the VYolfT from the door. You should help me save for a Rane-y day, he said. f'But, father, you have some money in the little white china Cremer, and we can sell the Hallstein cow, said our hero. All right, old Top perhaps We can manage. But Shutt that door, Tews company, three's a crowd! Yes, but mother, Haster -OK this deal.' He has, said Papa. i-1-iii-iii After a speedy trial Tony was sentenced to spend the rest of his young life in prison, charged with adding to the delinquency of a minor. The Daily Snooze DAILY SNOOZE REWARDS BRAVERY Policeman Astrinsky was awarded the Daily Snooze's 35100 award for bravery in the month of Julember, hav- 1112! Captured, single-handed, a very noisy disturber of the peace. This is how he ex- plains it: As he was walking his beat one night, he heard some aw- ful screeching and an occa- sional dull bump. He ran to investigate, upon a fence sat a Tom-cat howling for all it was worth. Out of nearly every window of the sur- rounding house were people throwing boots and tin cans at the cat, but with no effect. Officer Astrinsky stealthily crept up to the fence and sur- prising the animal he cap- tured him amid the cheers of the spectators. Yesterday a committee waited upon Edi- tor Graflund, asking him to present Officer Astrinsky with the award. The committee consisted of the following men who witnessed Astrin- sky's bravery: Mr. Gustafson, Mr. Kozlowski, Mr. Lambing, Mr. Mannaberg, and Mr. Pierson. MORE TRUTH TH AN POETRY Roses are red Geraniums are pink Go duck your head ' In the old kitchen sink. Blessings on thee little man, Barefoot boy with shoes of tan, With thy actions like a Sheik Vamping Shebas on the street. In days of old, when knights were cold And red Hannels were well known, Sir Tweedledy, s h o o k a mean B. V. D. A method all his own. Leave me now , the fiapper cried. 'AI-Ia Ha, the sheik replied. He grabbed his hat, he grab- bed his coat, And in the jaw, the Sheba , smote. The snake, his hips did shiver, The bee, his knees did quiver, The boy stood on the burning deck, The hangman's noose, his breath did check. When the frost is on the pumpkin, And the fodder's in the shock, Then Dad redeems his over- coat And puts the Ford in hock. My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank, The heights of the contents to see, He lighted a match to assist him- Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. . , ,., The Daily Snooze Zoos Win Over Schools KORETSKY COURSE BIG GAME BAGGED IN After a thrilling campaign, it has been decided that Chi- cago will have a new zoo next spring. This comes as a dis- appointment to Superinten- dent of Schools, Rosenberger, who had hoped for new schools. Mr. Rosenberger, in an interview with a Daily Snooze reporter, stated that the Chicago schools are bad- ly overcrowded. Ile mention- ed, as an example, Lane with 33,000 students. Mr. Samuel son, keeper of the zoos, is greatly disappointed with the results of the campaign. He believes the present zoo big enough. Mayor McCor- mick, a short time ago stated that he would use his in- fluence in trying to get a new portable for Lane next year. It has been announced that the contract for the new zoo has been given over to Pom- pian and Mayer, contractors. The site of the zoo will be 53300 East Lake St. DOC'I'OE'HOl.IE?T inns Doctor Holicky, renowned horse specialist, made reser- vations at the Lane Happy Hunting Grounds, early yes- terday noon. 'tDoc was the proud possessor of numerous degrees which he attained while going through Yale, Harvard, Princeton, and Dart- mouth Universities on a sight-seeing toui'. With the kind consent of his wife, who is broken in spirit and also in pocketbook, si n c e h i s death, we are able to enum- erate the foi'esaid degrees M. A.-Master of Carts, Chicago. street cleaning de- partment. M. D.-Mule cl ri v e r of above mentioned vehicles. D. D.-Doctor of Infinity. Ph. D.-Doctor of veloci- pedes. Doctor Holicky was also given the third degree of the Chicago police department. Principal Lindgren has an- nounced the opening of a new course. It will be a four year course and if one at- tends summer school he may easily finish this course in eight or nine years. This new course will take up the fundamentals and foundation of our very new professesion, a combination of burglary, murder, and confidence games. After taking this course one may swindle a couple of friends ol' their rany-day sums, kill a few Hoops , lift their Inger- solls and then retire to spend the rest of their days in such terribly sporty cities Kfor- eign, of coursel, such as Zion City, Oak Park, and equally famous ones. Mr. O'Connell, grandchild of our renowned Tommy, will head the department. FOR SALE One Ford car with piston rings Two front wheels, no rear springs. Has no fenders, seat, or plank Burns much gas, is hard to crank. Carburetor busted half way through, Engine is missing, hits on two. Four years old, live in spring Shock observers and every- thing. Radiator busted, sure does leak. Differentials dry, sure does squeak. Ten spokes missing, f'ront's all bent. Tires blowed, ain't worth a cent, Lots of speed, runs like the deuceg Goes on hooch or tobacco juice. Tires all off, been run like heck, Darn good Ford sold lly the peck. SOUTH CHICAGO Winter is here. A flock of fleas were sighted early this morning, making their way southward to the sunny lands of Florida and bare-armed bathers. It may be mentioned here, that the flea has a pe- culiar custom. He leaves his northern home on the first cold morning of the season, being afraid of catching pneumonia, due to wearing his summer sport clothes. In passing over the swamps of Chicago, the fleas were sighted by Davis, Strauss, Kood, Sundberg, Riha, Reed, Swanson, and Reiner, who at once opened fire with their double barreled shotguns. After a battle that lasted slightly over six hours, one of the largest of the flock was finally captured, due to the hydrated conditions of his wings caused by the per- spiring of the animal during the chase. The efforts of the men were rewarded when Surdey, the cook, brought in a large dish of that highly prized delicacy, stewed flea- ribs with tomato sauce. THE PERSPIRING l2l'IIl'OR'I'ER What do you think of the Amalgamated S o c ie t y ol' Matrimonial upsets and their ideas on the contraption ol' manipulation system of elec- trical connections with Coper- nicus. Asked at the corner of Bauer and Kilberg Avenues. February 26, 1923. Anderson: 'fl donlt know, but I think that by lighting a Page Phoebe match and putting it in water the match will go out. Berlet: Noi I think 'tBebe Daniels is a very good actor. I seen him in the t'Hairy Ape and she looked swell. Lampinen: No, that's right, but Wevang's wrong. I think you should be fast and rush the other guy. Schunk: No , but if I ditched classes I receive a licken, so I never do it. Mau: Sherman was right. DEATH NOTICES Ackerman- Pony passed away early last year at the ripe old age of 99 44-100. His death, they say, was due to water on the knee, but we firmly b el ic V e that Anthony had something on his hip besides his hip pocket. Carmen-Fond husband of wives of Solomon. Ev should make a hit with the little blond devils of Halifax. Ekman- Harry is sing- ing cornet in the Anvil Chorus fapologies to Mr. Timm, who now resides at the Harper's Inn J. Hahn-Departed from this life at noon today. 'tWally was rather weak at the end, but the rope gave him ample support. Funeral services will be held this evening in the main dining room, Drake Hotel, Chicago. Lund-This renowned ball- room dancer cashed inl' while giving one of his new creations, the shrimp wiggle. May his sole rest in peace. The Sing Sing , Follies Now Playing C5 The M11Mz'fa ivefkfzzff' i Featuring 5 Eichen 81 Sandahl Come and sec the Neck- breaking Stunts lt will hold 5 you in suspensefl IJ ilb' Sr ' ' fr t. ion.. b 5 i 'J SIOD E. HOD l lDyson's Dance Dive A Music by i Gazzolo's Melody Boys DIIIE fc DEIIICE ill IOIlY'S RESli:lllI'BIll Special Coarse Dinner served after 2 A. M. Try Bahusky's Hundred Yard Hash. Kilbergs Qpera House Monsieur Ross singinge I-lark! the Horn Does Bloweth. VVe Stuff Anything, NEISQII fl 0 COIIIIEII Taxidcrniisls X f Sausages a Specialty. Raise Your Hare With Stacomb Place your order with Lachmann 8: Rudin At tlic Cat K Canary Shoppe Page Finis The Rane Bake Shop Special Milk-Fed Iiol Does Qriginators of the New Creation A GARBAGE GN RYEH wr: no Ilin9. Tut 1 Elnbalmlna Come in and let us demonstrate. 'Evzzfuzfvzzmg foffay wif! lamp . ffm ?7Cf'07 l7lS rx oczyfj 'Fry our patent dust catch- ers for all makes of coffins. Carlson Sc Goldstein Neighborhood Lindertaliers Do You Blush? Use Kranz's Sure-Cure Shock Ab sorbers Are You Losing i Your Hair 1 Use Lunds Glue. Keeps the Wig in place i The Daily Snoof If you are deformed Delft say Beeze l COITIE to US We straighten all sorts of Warped Wooden legs. Ask us about our special composition cork leg It floats SOK 8: JURS RADIO FANS Extra heavy barbed Wire for your aerialee Catches the waves better. Try a roll with Davis Stop that tickle' Wear LIPPEL Underwear Drink l1aad's Delight Made from the un- adulterated juice of the raspberry. 1 5 Say Moon In Tapped Bottles li0I'9.E'S Dl'll2 Sl0l'E Service you will Like Pigely Wiegly Messrs. Ram SL VVolff General Xlanagers Donlt Wzilk a Mile we have them Lifskin stables A Sl Per HOur.-.i- Special Rates to Shieks Dress Well Use Cork Tip Shoe Strings No metal can touch you Coope-r's Haberclashery THE LANE TECH PREP Page Sixfywaz B Murray: What do we mean when we say that the whole is greater than any of the parts ? Senior: A restaurant doughnut. What is the cheapest thing on your face? Your nose, two nostrils for a scent fcentjf' What supports the sun ?i' Its beams. Washington never told a lie. No wonderg Georgie didn't play golf. sf . ' ,gli-x . fa U lllllg t 'Ii ' 3 Rob: What kind of dofr is that ? Herb: An Eskimo Spitz. Bob: I know he does, but what has that to do with it? So your father is ill. I hope he has nothing contagious. So do I. The doctor says he is suffering from overworkf' George tells me that Nell re- turned his ring last night. Did he take it to heart ? Nope-the pawnshopf' Beatrice: Why did you tell Edith that secret I told you not to tell? Dorothy: I dii3n't tell her. I just asked her if she knew. Mr. Rada fteaching sciencebz Will you define space for me? Frosh: Well-er-er, I have it in my head, but I can't exactly define it. Professor Cexplaining the re- sults obtained from the inflection of the voiceb. Did I ever tell you the story of the actor who could read a menu so as to make his audience weep '? Student tstrangely movedjz Poor fellow. He must have read the prices. rane Taimers Said the teacher to his class, on the day preceding an examination, Remember, boys, this is not a stable, so leave your ponies at home. Musical Daughter: I do love Men- delsohn. Unmusical Mother: All right, my dear, yould better invite the young man to the next party. Ye Ed: Are you sure this is ab- solutely original? Contrib: Well, you may find some of the words in the dictionary. Mr. Jones fto barberlz Just a shave this time. Barber: Have you been in here before? I don't remember your face. Mr. Jones: No, it's all healed up by now. Precocious Infant How old is that lamp, ma 7 'tOh, about three years. Then turn it down: it's too young to smoke. . X g gg .X-XXX-5 X2 ,,, An excursion boat, carrying the people to the Shoemaker's Picnic, was sinking. Women and children Dist, cried the captain: let every shoemaker stick to the last. The Mean Thing Freshie: There, Dad, I played it all the way thru without the music. Father Cfacetiouslyj : Hm-I thought something was lacking. Six million dollars worth of churches were burned in the United States in 1920-21. Holy smokeli' 66 Ikey, vere are my glasses '? On your nose, fadderf' Don't be so indefinite. KS H He Musta Went to School Please gif a blind man a dime. But you can see out of one eyef' Well, den make it a nickel. Ki ll Widow: That man spelt John's name incorrectly on his headstone. Famil Friend: My! That was a grave mistake. 4 -. e t v,.J' N I KX .1 K4 ' - ,I s - '. 'xsfig f , -. ' QTY V A '.', H ' i ' Q-Q. 1' -T-g. 1 i 21t,,9' . - , ' ' wi.-i .ma 'TNQ WfIzf'f X 3-:fm f A 'pwffff :cn ' : , Y ,.'f!+g . . 4 gn: f..- ' 1-'ij P 'Q' -lffwhf 5 151 6 452 T Q 1 Ei- 'M 1 - . . ' . Y .il..7 '-.,. . 5- i,' - ' 'ii Y lx' 1Y-ii ..,.-F 1. , 2' -5ffQ'-i: L ,D ,gg Yljxvrr-gf--,, - f 4.--.Qi 'mn saicmnnn You are the only man for me,', said Eve to Adam. With the growing of the automo- bile industry, there are more one- horse towns than ever. Found and Lost Jack looks as if he had lost his best friend. 'tHe has: he married her. Seen in a Store Around L.. V. Mother's Baking Pop on Ice Pa, do you spell Waterworks all one word, or with a hydrant? Sweet Revenge Mother: What do you want a nickle for? Tillie: So I can buy some candy to eat in front of that horrid girl next door and not give her any. Conductor: Change for Marietta! Change for Marietta! Westerner: I don't know the dame, but I'll chip in a dime. Ups and Downs Mrs. Peck thearing a racket in the hallb : What are you up to now, Henry? Mr. Peck llanguidlyl: I'm not up to anything, my dear. I just fell downstairs. , ll., , , Z1 'Y L? A - - 1' I. , I up i,l.-1, - Q ' - - 5 . az f f- ill slookl s Valu es in School Supplies Cof1feez'z'of1erz'es S of1o'wz'ehes Ioe Cream W- 1 A-:np YQ W ,Hit whz'ef1 are zmjaomffeled at Lane. ,rf rl-inf 1 Next Door to Leme 8 John Ioefeer , I A Y . H fzomefike atmosjnfzere is our chief asset v , 1 in .P-, ',Y,T--::, Y l 1 1, Comeinandsee! - - ::: Y 17 ' L ' -1- ZZ OT Boys gruu'uufz'ug from Luue QE? You lzuw my lim' wzklzay for your future zuulfure. Clzurley Riesz 0 Qlull lllll111E 1l1,ll1ll1lllll1ll1,.ll.fll111.1H1 ,,.. - 11.15 1 Ellllllllllll ' l xll1i E'l1 ls ,,-N I BE ll Ill IVF 'll I ' llfflil lf,ll 'IlViIl I'li1Q11l1 'l1'llllllllllllll Day Storage Overhauling All Auto Parts Q E Auto Galfaee Co. 1415 Sedgwick St. near Schiller 2 Special rates for I,a11e Teachers 25c per day nm 355.00 per month i g4lli'llllllll'lllll1ll'll11llllllllllll1lllllllIWI111lll l'll111,lB111lllllllllll.lHlll1lllllfl lllilllllxlllllillllllll.EB1ll1ll1il1lIllllllllllllllllI1ll1ll1lllllilll'l.ml-11l1 ill 1Illllllillllidllilllflli .lllllill'l'il1llllllllIllEfI!lEli Tflll ll i E E Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q ti Ill When You Need Q l Life Theft 5 Q Accident Compensation E Q Z Fire Liebilty Auto Plate Glass E : Burglary Holdup i i 3 ask : Arnow, Silverman 8: Meendeelsohn Wabash 0895 1947 Insurance Exchange 175 W. Jackson Blvd. 1 I Q , Q Sam Camarata f School Supplies, Candies, Soft Drinks, Ice Cream, Pop Corn, I-lot Light Lunches, Pies, Cigars and Tobacco i Our Spaghetti is Delicious - 5c We Deliver l 2 l 8 Sedgwick St. ! E iI11 11I1 111l1I111I!1111lmlm11111l11111ll11111!11111l1l111 1111B11111l11111l11111l11111 11111 11111rl11111 11111 11111l11111 11111m11111n11111l11111l11111l1L111l11111I11111l111111111l1L111l11111 1L111w11111i111111E11111 11111i1:111l11111l11111H1111 11111l11111l E i I Neuman Bros. Baking Co. ! Wholesale and retail g BAKERY Q N. ei. Corner Sheffield and Willow Lincoln 5833 Q Q ANNOUNCING TI-IE OPENING ! OF OUR NEW BRUNSWICK PHONOGRAPH 8: RECORD 2 ZIV PHONOORAPI-I CO, Q 343 W. Division St. E For your supplies MASK THE PAINT MAN? E ADOLPH KoRETz 5313-l 7 N, 1v1eeenne1e1 Ave. Pnenee ! Ar Lincoln Ave. end School se Graceland 0655 I - 1- -- -11 - -1 m lm n Z1 1111-ll1lSl'l1l-ll-MQ' '11-11, 1ANDY'S STUDENT LUNCI-I The Ilome of the Famous Special Hot Dog Sandwich N. P. 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