Lane College - Lanite Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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Questionnaire Willie B. Dumbe, of the College of Commerce and High School Administration, is send- ing this questionnaire out so that he will be able to determine the tastes and preferences of the Lane students. Place a cross OO in the parentheses if it applies to any of the following: 1. Name, when normal, ........,......,...................,.......,..,,......,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , 2. Age, public, .,............ . 3. Age, correct, .,.,..,..,...,.,....,.,....,..,..,.....,,,,.,...,,,.,,,,,,,.,,, , 4. Height, with collar and tie on .....,,,.....,.,,.....,..,...,.. ., ,,,,,,,, .,,,,,,,A,A, , A 5. What are your approximate expenditures for? Qaj Admission charges to Kappa Lambda Phi, S ,,,.,,,,, ,,..,,,,, ? Cbj Tops, jacks, harps, etc., S ..............................,. ? 6. Who killed Cock Robin? CCheck two., V f J Skeebo. f I Haynes. Or Q D Brooks? 7. Was he related to Cock Roach? 8. Do you know any student who saves part of his allowance? ..... 9. Do you pay part of your college expenses? ....l....,..,...... .......... 10. How do you avoid paying the rest? ....................,.......,..,,.,...,,,,,,,., 11. Which, in your opinion, will be completed first? Q J Lane's central heating plant. C I Proposed Gym. 12. Who wrote Beowulf ? ...................... ......, ...........................,,...... 13. Did he answer? .......,........,......................................,. 14. Where do you keep your permits? C Q Dean's stove C J Front campus. 15. Did you pass this year? ,,..........,.......................,........... ............,,..,. 16. Through what door? .....................,...,......,.......,...,...,..........,..............,.,,..,,.,. 17. What courses are you planning to take? fCheck below., C J Slumberology. Q D Campustry. Q I Woofology. 18. Who do you think will be the next president? fCheck below.j Q J Andy Gump. C J Salesman Sam. f D G. A. Isabell. After you have carefully filled this questionnaire out, place it in the trash can just out- side of the College Study Hall. Most Popular ........................ Best Looking ............................. Best All Round Athlete .,,,,.,... Most Graceful .,.,,.,.......,....... Most Inquisitive ............... Most Industrious ......... Best Ladies' Man ..,...... B1ggest Bum .......,....... N eatest ...............,,... Best Disposition ....... Biggest Eater ....,..... Smartest .............. J olliest .........,...,...,.. ...,..... Laziest .................,..,............... Girl who powders most ....... ....... Most Poetic ,.......... ......... ........ ...........,., S888 Whogs Who GIRL ....,...Georgia Black ..,,.,.Inez Griffin ........Elnora Jones ..,....I-lenrie Hodges ........Emma McLeod ........Laura Flowers ,.,....Ruth Wells .,,.,,.Reetta Caldwell ,......Anna L. Curry ,,,.....Lottie Thompson ......,Fredonia Woolridge ,......Arnitha Butler .......Fannie Hayes Most Dignified, ,..,,.,. ...,., - .15 ..... ..... ........ R u th Hayes Most Musical .,,....... .... ' .......... .......Allie Bond Noisiest ..,..,.,.,.,,.. ...,,.. . ....... Al ma Polk Class Runt ......... Page one hundred two Bryant BOY Winston MacReynolds G. R. Brown Jacob Bronaugh Allen Sims M. Tuggle Alvin Davis Chas Haynes Dan Davis Floyd Ivie Herb Nelson T. H. Countee G. E. G-raye Richard Roebuck Clarence Covington O. C. Cole Albert Hard ' Joe Compton Milton Robin: Il

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.llolsesn-Cflontinuetil Tommy Person- Say, Dan, you rnust be fond of automobiles. Dan Davis- Why? Tom- I heard you worked on a truck farm! SSS! Bose Croom-A'Well, fellers, it doesn't pay to be crooked. Fellers- For instance ? Bose- Look what happened to the cork screw and hair pins! - SSS? THE MAJOR COURSES FOR THE LAST QUARTER Flunkology-A course made especially for those who would have brain fever, if they had anything for the fever to settle on. The class this year is larger than ever in the his- tory of the school. We are expecting all members to report in their usual places next term. Prerequisites-You must know nothing of Physics, Analytics, French and Logic. S 8 S S Allen Sims-'1Can't you say something soft and sweet? Dyrinda Wood- Apple sauce! S SC S S VOCABULARY OF A COLLEGE MAN Enough-Three helpings of everything on the table, with the privilege of getting more. Work-That you're told to do when you want to play tennis. Play--Important work which classes interfere with greatly. School-Room-A place where you are to be still and quiet at the same time. Tooth Ache-Luck. Sweetheart-The only one to whom you're acquainted that you will offer chewing gum in the package. Dog-A friend who understands. Di: 1'-An enemy to close inspection. Demerii'-Nothing from nothing. Campus Note-A nuisance. S S S S A YELL LEADER'S PRAYER Do bless ma, Do bless pa, Do bless all 'of us- Rah! Rah! Rah! S SC S S DAISEY CANNON'S PRAYER Oh Lord, give me a clean heart, a pure heart and a Sweetheart! - S S S S LOGIC-? SYLLOGISM-? We come to school to improve our faculties. Our teachers are our faculties. Therefore we come to school to improve our teachers. S S S S Miss Burnette- The next person who says 'huh' will be sent out of class. Chorus- I-Iuh? S S S X Miss Porter- Use 'cauterize' in a sentence. Ray Frazier- I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. SSYS Simmons- Did you hear about 'Chef' dropping sixty feet? Haynes-- No! Did it kill him? Brooks- Naw, they were pig's feet. S S S S Arnithea Butler- Do you believe in signs? Floyd Ivie- Yes, indeed. Arnithea- I dreamed last night that you were deeply in love with me. What is that a sign of ? Floyd- A sign you were dreaming! Page one hundred one

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Q . For the Hall of Shame Wendell Owens .,,..v.,.,,.. Eugene Triplett ............. Louise Young .,.,,,..,.,.. Christine Scott ....,....A Marshall White ............ D an D avis .,.....,.......... Charles Countee .......,,, Wink McReyno1ds ........., Gilbert Johnson ............,... Houston Morehead A..,...,.... Grafton Brown .,........................... The Kappa Lambda Ph1 ....s..... Lee Hamner ...,....A.,.,....,..,.,,....,.. A. C. Partee ....,,....... M. M. Burnett ................ Jeannette Darnell .,,,...A.......,.,,..,.,,. The Senior College WE NOMINATE- Temperance ...........For Religious Activity ............For Intellectuality Popularity ...........For Athletic Fame Optimism Taciturnity shyness with the Co-eds co-operation with the Lanite Handsomeness ...........For his retiring Attitude or Activity Promptness his excellent physique Girls .,,,,...... Daisy Cannon ................................ Charlie Jones ......,..,... Garrett Graye ............ Lola Robinson ............ P. E. Brooks ........,,.,. his height ..........For her bashfulness their size her we1ght her cuteness ..........,For versatility in Amours her appetite his far-sightedness Your life is in its springtime, with much ia gain or lose, Remember, fair or gloomy, you make it what you choose.-Anon. Page one hundred three