Lane College - Lanite Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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.llolsesn-Cflontinuetil Tommy Person- Say, Dan, you rnust be fond of automobiles. Dan Davis- Why? Tom- I heard you worked on a truck farm! SSS! Bose Croom-A'Well, fellers, it doesn't pay to be crooked. Fellers- For instance ? Bose- Look what happened to the cork screw and hair pins! - SSS? THE MAJOR COURSES FOR THE LAST QUARTER Flunkology-A course made especially for those who would have brain fever, if they had anything for the fever to settle on. The class this year is larger than ever in the his- tory of the school. We are expecting all members to report in their usual places next term. Prerequisites-You must know nothing of Physics, Analytics, French and Logic. S 8 S S Allen Sims-'1Can't you say something soft and sweet? Dyrinda Wood- Apple sauce! S SC S S VOCABULARY OF A COLLEGE MAN Enough-Three helpings of everything on the table, with the privilege of getting more. Work-That you're told to do when you want to play tennis. Play--Important work which classes interfere with greatly. School-Room-A place where you are to be still and quiet at the same time. Tooth Ache-Luck. Sweetheart-The only one to whom you're acquainted that you will offer chewing gum in the package. Dog-A friend who understands. Di: 1'-An enemy to close inspection. Demerii'-Nothing from nothing. Campus Note-A nuisance. S S S S A YELL LEADER'S PRAYER Do bless ma, Do bless pa, Do bless all 'of us- Rah! Rah! Rah! S SC S S DAISEY CANNON'S PRAYER Oh Lord, give me a clean heart, a pure heart and a Sweetheart! - S S S S LOGIC-? SYLLOGISM-? We come to school to improve our faculties. Our teachers are our faculties. Therefore we come to school to improve our teachers. S S S S Miss Burnette- The next person who says 'huh' will be sent out of class. Chorus- I-Iuh? S S S X Miss Porter- Use 'cauterize' in a sentence. Ray Frazier- I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. SSYS Simmons- Did you hear about 'Chef' dropping sixty feet? Haynes-- No! Did it kill him? Brooks- Naw, they were pig's feet. S S S S Arnithea Butler- Do you believe in signs? Floyd Ivie- Yes, indeed. Arnithea- I dreamed last night that you were deeply in love with me. What is that a sign of ? Floyd- A sign you were dreaming! Page one hundred one

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.ll olkeswCCon1l:i1mued C. Rogers- What should I take when I'm run down? F. Rice- The license number, of course. S S S S To Triplette- Why is it you failed in Physics 7 Triplett- Oh! I had an absent minded teacher and he forgot to pass me. S S S S Dragon Dan- Were you hurt while you were on No. 10? Dragon Herb-UNO! While No. 10 was on me. S S SC S Galloway- Well, I'm broke and you can't get blood out of a turnip. Amos frolling up sleevesD- Yes, but you're no turnip. S S S S Denson- I hear all the Peenies are trying to put a stop to all the jokes about them. Compton- Why ? Denson-'tAll of them are at a Peenies' expense. S888 J. Bronaugh- Say, Albert, that was a nice party you held last nite. M. Tuggle- Wasn't she, tho'? S S X S Rev. Burrough- Heard the latest Ford joke? Rev. Tobridge- Heard it, I just bought one. S S S Julia B.- It seems absurd that some girls can't see any faults in their fellows. L. Thompson- It's simply ridiculous, I'm sure I'd see the faults in 'Phil'. if he had any. S S S S Miss Anderson- Now, Miss Webb, what is the first thing you do to a fish before cooking it? ' H. Webb- Cut it up. Miss Anderson- Why that's horridg you clean it. - Henry Hodges- Clean it!! I didn't think it was necessary to clean a thing that had been in water all of its life. S S 33 SC Prof. Moore- Mr, Amos, why can't you answer my question? Mr. Amos-- I did, I shook my head. Prof. Moore- You didn't expect me to hear it rattle way up here, did you? S S S S Telephone Operator to T. H. Countee- I have your party, deposit five cents. Countee- Listen, I want to speak to a friend and not listen to advice from a financial stranger. A 39 S S 3 Pres. Lane- ML Tobridge, what does the Enghteenth Amendment imply? Tobridge- I don't know, I looked for it in the dictionary but couldn't find it. S S S S ' Mrs. Robins- Girls, don't pile too much plate on your breads, we have biscuits for breakfast. S S 8 S Prof. Berry- Miss Flowers, what is an operetta? L. Flowers- A girl who works in the telephone office. S S S S E. Wilson- She isn't as big a flirt as she used to be. M. Amos- Has she reformed, or reduced? S S S S Woodson- Do you trade with chain stores? Vivian- No! What could I do with chains? 33 S S S Prof. Moore- With patience you can do anything! M. Galloway- Can you carry water in a sifter? Prof. Moore- Yes, if you'll only wait for it to freeze. Page one hundred

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Questionnaire Willie B. Dumbe, of the College of Commerce and High School Administration, is send- ing this questionnaire out so that he will be able to determine the tastes and preferences of the Lane students. Place a cross OO in the parentheses if it applies to any of the following: 1. Name, when normal, ........,......,...................,.......,..,,......,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , 2. Age, public, .,............ . 3. Age, correct, .,.,..,..,...,.,....,.,....,..,..,.....,,,,.,...,,,.,,,,,,,.,,, , 4. Height, with collar and tie on .....,,,.....,.,,.....,..,...,.. ., ,,,,,,,, .,,,,,,,A,A, , A 5. What are your approximate expenditures for? Qaj Admission charges to Kappa Lambda Phi, S ,,,.,,,,, ,,..,,,,, ? Cbj Tops, jacks, harps, etc., S ..............................,. ? 6. Who killed Cock Robin? CCheck two., V f J Skeebo. f I Haynes. Or Q D Brooks? 7. Was he related to Cock Roach? 8. Do you know any student who saves part of his allowance? ..... 9. Do you pay part of your college expenses? ....l....,..,...... .......... 10. How do you avoid paying the rest? ....................,.......,..,,.,...,,,,,,,., 11. Which, in your opinion, will be completed first? Q J Lane's central heating plant. C I Proposed Gym. 12. Who wrote Beowulf ? ...................... ......, ...........................,,...... 13. Did he answer? .......,........,......................................,. 14. Where do you keep your permits? C Q Dean's stove C J Front campus. 15. Did you pass this year? ,,..........,.......................,........... ............,,..,. 16. Through what door? .....................,...,......,.......,...,...,..........,..............,.,,..,,.,. 17. What courses are you planning to take? fCheck below., C J Slumberology. Q D Campustry. Q I Woofology. 18. Who do you think will be the next president? fCheck below.j Q J Andy Gump. C J Salesman Sam. f D G. A. Isabell. After you have carefully filled this questionnaire out, place it in the trash can just out- side of the College Study Hall. Most Popular ........................ Best Looking ............................. Best All Round Athlete .,,,,.,... Most Graceful .,.,,.,.......,....... Most Inquisitive ............... Most Industrious ......... Best Ladies' Man ..,...... B1ggest Bum .......,....... N eatest ...............,,... Best Disposition ....... Biggest Eater ....,..... Smartest .............. J olliest .........,...,...,.. ...,..... Laziest .................,..,............... Girl who powders most ....... ....... Most Poetic ,.......... ......... ........ ...........,., S888 Whogs Who GIRL ....,...Georgia Black ..,,.,.Inez Griffin ........Elnora Jones ..,....I-lenrie Hodges ........Emma McLeod ........Laura Flowers ,.,....Ruth Wells .,,.,,.Reetta Caldwell ,......Anna L. Curry ,,,.....Lottie Thompson ......,Fredonia Woolridge ,......Arnitha Butler .......Fannie Hayes Most Dignified, ,..,,.,. ...,., - .15 ..... ..... ........ R u th Hayes Most Musical .,,....... .... ' .......... .......Allie Bond Noisiest ..,..,.,.,.,,.. ...,,.. . ....... Al ma Polk Class Runt ......... Page one hundred two Bryant BOY Winston MacReynolds G. R. Brown Jacob Bronaugh Allen Sims M. Tuggle Alvin Davis Chas Haynes Dan Davis Floyd Ivie Herb Nelson T. H. Countee G. E. G-raye Richard Roebuck Clarence Covington O. C. Cole Albert Hard ' Joe Compton Milton Robin: Il