Lane College - Lanite Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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Jlokesm-Continued Prof. Burke-'tHow many kinds of verbs are there, and name them? Marcus Tuggle- There are three, Professor, verb, adverb and proverb. S3388 G. Grey- Say, Brooks, who did you take hair after? Brooks- My father. Grey- Undoubtedly he had on a wig. 393988 ' Prof. Jeans- Miss Cody, what have you to rely upon to work this problem? Miss Cody- Nothing, Prof. Jeans- Nothing! Why don't you rely upon your knowledge of Analytics? Miss Cody- I do, that's nothing. S888 Baxter Payne- Mrs. Mosely, will you give me a bar of toilet soap? Mrs. Mosely- Did I understand you to say toilet soap? B. Payne- Yes'm, my room mate has the hiccoughs and I want to scare him.'? S8338 Claudius Turner, during his first day in Lane, was heard to say, I don't know who Prof. P. A. White is, but he surely must be old. I hear he taught Caesar, Cicero and Virgil . S888 E. Jones- Oh! I wish I were a dog. D. Wilson- Why such a wish roomie? E. Jones- Because, Floyd calls me 'Ole Top' and calls his dog 'Queenie'. S3988 Marshall White-- Say, Partee, why have you gotten those bed springs on that radiator? Partee- I've just been to the Doctor and he said Hot Springs was good for rehuma- tism. S8338 E. Ragans- I can't understand why our girls are so 'valiant', you never see them crying. J. Bronaugh- That's not 'valiant', that's 'economy'. Powder costs too much to cry on. 839839 ' J. Stevens- So they're keeping their engagement a.secret. H. Stone- Well, 1hat's what they're telling everybody. O. B. Anderson ........ Fannie Barnes ...,...... Julia Bronaugh ........ M. M. Burnette ....... W . Helena Bennette ....,.... Patti Comer ........................, Clarence Covington .... Joseph Compton ............. S S S S ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU WILL FIND- himself important ...................Making an exchange .........,.......Loving her brothers love ......,.Leaving class as waitress .,.,......Keeping up with Dan ......................,.Reconstructing ..,.......Doing the unexpected Laura Flowers ,............ .................................... S till undecided Katie Walker ................ ....................... M aking exceptional hits Dorothy Bryant ..,. . ............. ....... I n the jungles hiding from beasts Winston McReynolds .......... ............... L ooking for Blue Heaven Eugene Triplette .........,...... .......... S eeking the Undressed Kid Lee Roy Bailey .........,.,.... .......................... R unning from Mars James Woodson ,...... ................, .,............... E X plaining to Vivian Molly Tandy ..,,,...,..,.... .......... T rying to get the Greek Alphabet Lottie Thompson Edmond Ragan ...,.... P. E. Brooks .......... Allen Sims ....,........... Joseph Moore ....,....,........ Florence Jefferson ..... Albert Hardy ............... Floyd Ivie .,................ Christine Scott ......,... as professor ..,..,........,...,.....,.Woofing ..........,.....,..,,.Pleading ............................Agitaring ........,....,.,....,...,......Laughing ............ Under two names ..........Talki.ng with his eyes Page ninety-nine

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Jokes This space is dedicated to those whose mouths have not been stretched to their extrem- ities. S 32 S S CAUTION Never grin until thirty seconds after the joke has been read, then smile. S S S S Remember friends and bear in mind That a brand new joke is hard to find. If you see one that is good and new, Don't get angry if it's cracked on you. S S 33 S K. Walker- The football men received their letters today. D. Bryant- They did, who wrote them? S S S S Prof. Isabell- What is a crematory? F. Jefferson- A place where they make butter. S S S 33 Prof White, in French class, referring to Miss Stigall- Class, you can tell she's good in music by the flats she makes in French. SC S S S Erma Taylor- Will you bring me a glass of H2O. A. Butler- Listen here! You'll have to speak English to me, I haven't had any French. 33 S S S F. M. Hayes-- Say, Inez, why does that dress fit you so funny? Inez Griffin-Aw! I was so ticklish I couldn't stand for the seamstress to take my measurements. S S 33 S ' Prof. Isabell- Industrial schools do not put so much emphasis on things such as hic, haec, hoc, but, rather what? Wink Mc.- Gee-haw Beck. QQQQQARAAAAZAAAAAAAAAQAAQQAAQFAAQQQF-N99 QAAQKA C0lLlLlEGlE CALENDAR CContinued from page 44j AlPlRlIlIf:ll928 8 Easter, new frocks and slippers brought forth. 10 Prof. White's play by Junior-Senior classes. 18 Col. Roscoe C. Simmons at Lane auditorium. 20 Spring Festival and Musicale. 21 Sun Rise Social given by Soph. class. 23 Spring Teachers' sessions began. 27 Pre-Commencement recital. MAY-H ll 928 5 Saturday-Annual Field Day exercises. 22 Tuesday-Anniversary exercises of Literary Societies. 23 Wednesday-Anniversary exercises of Musical Department. 24 Wednesday-Drama. 25 Friday-Class night exercises, Junior College Class. 26 Annual Campus Social. 27 Sunday-Baccalaureate Sermon. 27 Sunday p. m.-Theological exercises. 28 Monday-Graduating exercises of the College classes. 29 Tuesday-Alumni day and night. 29 Final Examinations. 30 Commencement Day proper, smiling faces and sheep skins. Page ninety-eight

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.ll olkeswCCon1l:i1mued C. Rogers- What should I take when I'm run down? F. Rice- The license number, of course. S S S S To Triplette- Why is it you failed in Physics 7 Triplett- Oh! I had an absent minded teacher and he forgot to pass me. S S S S Dragon Dan- Were you hurt while you were on No. 10? Dragon Herb-UNO! While No. 10 was on me. S S SC S Galloway- Well, I'm broke and you can't get blood out of a turnip. Amos frolling up sleevesD- Yes, but you're no turnip. S S S S Denson- I hear all the Peenies are trying to put a stop to all the jokes about them. Compton- Why ? Denson-'tAll of them are at a Peenies' expense. S888 J. Bronaugh- Say, Albert, that was a nice party you held last nite. M. Tuggle- Wasn't she, tho'? S S X S Rev. Burrough- Heard the latest Ford joke? Rev. Tobridge- Heard it, I just bought one. S S S Julia B.- It seems absurd that some girls can't see any faults in their fellows. L. Thompson- It's simply ridiculous, I'm sure I'd see the faults in 'Phil'. if he had any. S S S S Miss Anderson- Now, Miss Webb, what is the first thing you do to a fish before cooking it? ' H. Webb- Cut it up. Miss Anderson- Why that's horridg you clean it. - Henry Hodges- Clean it!! I didn't think it was necessary to clean a thing that had been in water all of its life. S S 33 SC Prof. Moore- Mr, Amos, why can't you answer my question? Mr. Amos-- I did, I shook my head. Prof. Moore- You didn't expect me to hear it rattle way up here, did you? S S S S Telephone Operator to T. H. Countee- I have your party, deposit five cents. Countee- Listen, I want to speak to a friend and not listen to advice from a financial stranger. A 39 S S 3 Pres. Lane- ML Tobridge, what does the Enghteenth Amendment imply? Tobridge- I don't know, I looked for it in the dictionary but couldn't find it. S S S S ' Mrs. Robins- Girls, don't pile too much plate on your breads, we have biscuits for breakfast. S S 8 S Prof. Berry- Miss Flowers, what is an operetta? L. Flowers- A girl who works in the telephone office. S S S S E. Wilson- She isn't as big a flirt as she used to be. M. Amos- Has she reformed, or reduced? S S S S Woodson- Do you trade with chain stores? Vivian- No! What could I do with chains? 33 S S S Prof. Moore- With patience you can do anything! M. Galloway- Can you carry water in a sifter? Prof. Moore- Yes, if you'll only wait for it to freeze. Page one hundred