Lane College - Lanite Yearbook (Jackson, TN)

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Jokes This space is dedicated to those whose mouths have not been stretched to their extrem- ities. S 32 S S CAUTION Never grin until thirty seconds after the joke has been read, then smile. S S S S Remember friends and bear in mind That a brand new joke is hard to find. If you see one that is good and new, Don't get angry if it's cracked on you. S S 33 S K. Walker- The football men received their letters today. D. Bryant- They did, who wrote them? S S S S Prof. Isabell- What is a crematory? F. Jefferson- A place where they make butter. S S S 33 Prof White, in French class, referring to Miss Stigall- Class, you can tell she's good in music by the flats she makes in French. SC S S S Erma Taylor- Will you bring me a glass of H2O. A. Butler- Listen here! You'll have to speak English to me, I haven't had any French. 33 S S S F. M. Hayes-- Say, Inez, why does that dress fit you so funny? Inez Griffin-Aw! I was so ticklish I couldn't stand for the seamstress to take my measurements. S S 33 S ' Prof. Isabell- Industrial schools do not put so much emphasis on things such as hic, haec, hoc, but, rather what? Wink Mc.- Gee-haw Beck. QQQQQARAAAAZAAAAAAAAAQAAQQAAQFAAQQQF-N99 QAAQKA C0lLlLlEGlE CALENDAR CContinued from page 44j AlPlRlIlIf:ll928 8 Easter, new frocks and slippers brought forth. 10 Prof. White's play by Junior-Senior classes. 18 Col. Roscoe C. Simmons at Lane auditorium. 20 Spring Festival and Musicale. 21 Sun Rise Social given by Soph. class. 23 Spring Teachers' sessions began. 27 Pre-Commencement recital. MAY-H ll 928 5 Saturday-Annual Field Day exercises. 22 Tuesday-Anniversary exercises of Literary Societies. 23 Wednesday-Anniversary exercises of Musical Department. 24 Wednesday-Drama. 25 Friday-Class night exercises, Junior College Class. 26 Annual Campus Social. 27 Sunday-Baccalaureate Sermon. 27 Sunday p. m.-Theological exercises. 28 Monday-Graduating exercises of the College classes. 29 Tuesday-Alumni day and night. 29 Final Examinations. 30 Commencement Day proper, smiling faces and sheep skins. Page ninety-eight

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Jlokesm-Continued Prof. Burke-'tHow many kinds of verbs are there, and name them? Marcus Tuggle- There are three, Professor, verb, adverb and proverb. S3388 G. Grey- Say, Brooks, who did you take hair after? Brooks- My father. Grey- Undoubtedly he had on a wig. 393988 ' Prof. Jeans- Miss Cody, what have you to rely upon to work this problem? Miss Cody- Nothing, Prof. Jeans- Nothing! Why don't you rely upon your knowledge of Analytics? Miss Cody- I do, that's nothing. S888 Baxter Payne- Mrs. Mosely, will you give me a bar of toilet soap? Mrs. Mosely- Did I understand you to say toilet soap? B. Payne- Yes'm, my room mate has the hiccoughs and I want to scare him.'? S8338 Claudius Turner, during his first day in Lane, was heard to say, I don't know who Prof. P. A. White is, but he surely must be old. I hear he taught Caesar, Cicero and Virgil . S888 E. Jones- Oh! I wish I were a dog. D. Wilson- Why such a wish roomie? E. Jones- Because, Floyd calls me 'Ole Top' and calls his dog 'Queenie'. S3988 Marshall White-- Say, Partee, why have you gotten those bed springs on that radiator? Partee- I've just been to the Doctor and he said Hot Springs was good for rehuma- tism. S8338 E. Ragans- I can't understand why our girls are so 'valiant', you never see them crying. J. Bronaugh- That's not 'valiant', that's 'economy'. Powder costs too much to cry on. 839839 ' J. Stevens- So they're keeping their engagement a.secret. H. Stone- Well, 1hat's what they're telling everybody. O. B. Anderson ........ Fannie Barnes ...,...... Julia Bronaugh ........ M. M. Burnette ....... W . Helena Bennette ....,.... Patti Comer ........................, Clarence Covington .... Joseph Compton ............. S S S S ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU WILL FIND- himself important ...................Making an exchange .........,.......Loving her brothers love ......,.Leaving class as waitress .,.,......Keeping up with Dan ......................,.Reconstructing ..,.......Doing the unexpected Laura Flowers ,............ .................................... S till undecided Katie Walker ................ ....................... M aking exceptional hits Dorothy Bryant ..,. . ............. ....... I n the jungles hiding from beasts Winston McReynolds .......... ............... L ooking for Blue Heaven Eugene Triplette .........,...... .......... S eeking the Undressed Kid Lee Roy Bailey .........,.,.... .......................... R unning from Mars James Woodson ,...... ................, .,............... E X plaining to Vivian Molly Tandy ..,,,...,..,.... .......... T rying to get the Greek Alphabet Lottie Thompson Edmond Ragan ...,.... P. E. Brooks .......... Allen Sims ....,........... Joseph Moore ....,....,........ Florence Jefferson ..... Albert Hardy ............... Floyd Ivie .,................ Christine Scott ......,... as professor ..,..,........,...,.....,.Woofing ..........,.....,..,,.Pleading ............................Agitaring ........,....,.,....,...,......Laughing ............ Under two names ..........Talki.ng with his eyes Page ninety-nine