Lancaster Township High School - Lancerian Yearbook (Lancaster, IN)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL I, Rex Eilliter, being of unsound mind and crazy body, will my heavy foot to Gene Scott, providing he doesn ' t try to fly through a speed zone. I, Ann Clampitt, will to Sylvia Proffitt my ability to have my picture in the newspaper in the arms of a boy, providing it isn ' t her wedding picture. I, Phyllis Creek, will my initials to Steve Speicher, so he can be a priviledged character, providing he isn ' t already one. I, Nancy Daugherty being of sound ' mind, will my farming ability and first chair in the band ' to Dean Sharp, providing he doesn ' t make too much money farming and gets straight A ' s in band. I, Philip Deemer, being of sound mind, will my good looks to Ruth Ann Deemer, providing she doesn ' t go out with herself. I, Peggy Dolby, being of little mind and sound body, do hereby will to Ronnie Reeder 20 pounds, providing he puts it in height and not width. I, Steve Fulton, will my ability to wear a yellow polka-dot bikini in the Senior Play to Bruce Mattern, providing he has something to keep it up. I, Iris Gilbert, with no ability, will to Laurel Pinkerton the ability to hit speakers at Penguin Point, providing she doesn ' t scratch the car. I, Nancy Glendenning, will my ability not tc go steady through High School to Diane Foust, providing Garl doesn ' t object. I, Jay P. Hacker, being of beautiful shape, will my good looking legs to Dottie Reals, providing she doesn ' t shorten her dress above her waist. I, Ed Hollowell, being half crazy, will my ability to date??? Mrs. Swales to Larry Mefford, providing he doesn ' t park with her. I, William B. Johnson, will my speed and active nature to Gene Scott. I, Thais Kindley, being of sound mind, will to Larry Eerryhill my ability to go steady part of the time, providing Rosalie will accept. I, Marilyn Lahr, will to Glenn Fisher my hula costume, providing he practices each noon hour on the stage until he masters the art. I, Val Gene Mclntire, being of fairly sound mind, will my ability not to go steady to Paul Wamsley, providing a certain girl doesn ' t mind. I, Karen Mattern, will my position in vollyball to Glenn Fisher, providing Mrs. Clampitt will accept him on the team. I, Mike Matthews, being half insane and half unsane , will my good driving ability to Rex Wiley. I, Susie Mills, will to Larry Thomas my ability to play a flute, providing he will learn to play it while standing on his head. I, William Parrett, being of sound body and very unsound mind, do will my ability to run stop signs to Larry Thomas, providing he doesn ' t get caught. I, Bette Paul, will my ability to Carolyn Hacker to be a little boy in the class play and have a cute mommy like I had. I, Harriet Smith, will my ability to sing in a girl ' s trio to Bruce Mattern, providing he wears a wig, a skirt and sweater, and takes singing lessons. I, Connie Shipbaugh, will my ability to wear my skirt short to Marilyn Mills, providing her knees don ' t knock! I, John Updike, being very sleepy, will my ability of raving around every night to Mary Gause, providing she can take it better than I can.

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Betty Veach Speech is silver, bu-t silence is golden. Mary Ebey A quiet person, she doesn ' t snore in class, Val Gene Kclntire I ' m a smart guy, but I have a hard time convincing anyone. Phyllis Creek An innocent face, but you never can tell. Bill Johnson Live and let live as I will do. JMancy Daugherty Just give me one dozen roses, and I ' ll be good Nancy Glendenning Bubbles over with mischief: did someone mention boys.

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Class will continued I, Petty Veach, will to Steve Speicher my ability to do the bunny hop, providing people don ' t think it is indecent. I, Karen Friedley, will my ability to make a record leap in the Senior Play to Paul Bitzel providing he can get someone to assist him as Harriet assisted me . I, Jane Gard , will to Brian Dolby my ability to play first chair saxophone, providing he grows long curly hair. I, Philip Watson, being of sound mind, will my ability to drive before having my driving permit to Melody Music, providing it is someone else ' s car. I, Judy Welty, will my pug nose to Barbara Riggers, providing she is in favor of plastic surgery. I, Nancy Wiley, will to Harold Lamons my delicate sneeze, providing he doesn ' t cause any teachers to have a heart attack. I, Ann Wilhelm, will to Roger Pelton my ability to date one guy while liking another providing a certain girl doesn ' t care. I, Janice Henry, will my French glasses to Nancy Kern providing they fit her better than me. I, Mary Ebey, will Janet Friedley my interest in travel providing she doesn ' t flirt with the guides. I, Sallie McDaniel, do willingly will my one and only false tooth to David Tilden providing he will find two more to fill up his space. I, Jane Weaver, will my ability to climb fences in the Senior Play to Mary Lou Sutherlin providing she does not rip her bloomers. I, Mrs. Clampitt, will to Mrs. Swales my ability to be stubborn providing she remains adamant and unyielding toward any attempt a student might make to change her mind. I, Mrs. Michael, will to Mrs. Swales all the paints, brushes, Canvo boards, etc. in the Art Room which we have used for stage settings and decorations, providing she uses them with all the artistry at her command in preparation for next ' year ' s Lancerian Review. Janice