Lancaster High School - Mirage Yearbook (Lancaster, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 130 of the 1934 volume:

K y-r, - •• u V ■ 7 M II K AG I: ST A IP IF ------------------ r '1 ' • Ruth Stalder______________________ Editor Celesta Crumb.ak.er __ -Business Manager A • • :. 1 • 'y ' Donald Rowles--------- ------Photography Betty Spy bey---------L-----------Feature Dorothy Kirn_______Organization and Music Anne Radebaugh------------Assistant Editor Virginia Reed Ted Moulton William Farley 35 4 LGE PUBLISHED BT THE STUDENT DE-- men scineeiL LANCASTER, CHIC FOREWCBD We, the students of Lan- caster High School, in pre- paring this annual, have strived to please and gratify you. We are at the present time too near the events recorded herein, to ascer- tain them, but for the years to come, may we, as glancing at or reading the pages of this book, cherish the memories of our High School Days. ID IE ID II CAT II €N To the advertisers, who by their loyal support have enabled the student body of Lancaster High School to publish this annual, we dedicate the 1934 Mirage. =IS11� 7M SCHOOL ac i «vi nr j ATC l t«CJ ORGANIZATIONS EPMQDE SCHOOL C. H. GRIFFEY, Superintendent HHfrTHa—. D. M. HICKSON, Principal Miss Mary M. Soule...............Algebra Miss Madge McCoy .................English Mr. Kenneth Keller .....Music Supervisor Miss Edna Holt . .Bookkeeping and Stenog. Miss Ruth Yauger.........Domestic Science Mr. P. J. Miller ..History and Mathematics Miss Mary Silbaugh ...............English Mr. F. B. Wallace ......Physical Training Miss Adale Aten. .English and Public Sp’k g. Miss Bertha Nafzgar.............Domestic Art Mr. E. J. Wilson___Bookkeeping and Sales- manship Miss Vergene Wolfe .. .Spanish and English Miss Grace Griffith ................Latin Mr. Paul Aten.......Geometry and Algebra Mr. George A. Neir................Science Mr. E. G. Clark...................Science Mr. Paul E. Johnson ..............Science V Miss Gertrude Middleton ..............Art Mr. R. C. Smart Algebra and Sociology =lSII!7«Xiia=- Mrs. Ida P. Roller. .Stenography and Type- writing Mr. William C. Still ..............English Miss Ruth Hudson........Physical Training Mr. A. R. Peer ..Mechanical Drawing and Manual Training Miss Clara Singery-----Spanish and French Miss Mary H. Welton . .English and History Mr. C. G. Shower . .Mechanical Drawing and Manual Training Miss Ruby Etter ....................Latin Mr. E. R. Jenkins.............Agriculture Miss Cassie Harris...............Librarian immn Mr. C. L. Berry...................History Mr. C. R. Enoch..................History Mr. Raymond Coleman ..............English Mr. Earl Irick ..Geometry and Commercial Arithmetic Mr. Emil Zeinsmeister... Commercial Arith- metic, Geometry, Algebra IF IE A ¥ iu IE IE All Story......................Jane Houck Sky Birds.....................Billy Goslin Nick Carter..............George Abdalla Screen Book .................Vivian Lynn Love Story ..............Ruby Valentine True Confessions.......Celesta Crumbaker Picture Play...........Maribell Garrison Serenade........................Ted Alfred True Story ..........Margaret Ellen Terry McCall Advance Paris Styles . .Betty Brown Hollywood ...............Harriet Stuckey Red Book ......................Jean Fine Women’s Home Companion-------Ralph Betts Ladies Home Journal..........Alfred Poling Popular Mechanics........Charles Thomas SENIORS HMGE President ---- Vice President Treasurer — Secretary .... Kenneth Trimmer ......Jack Beach . .Robert Crumley .. .Elizabeth Plum “Tempus Fugit,” and we, the Seniors, must bid au revoir to the good ship S. S. '34. How happy the years have been since we have left the dock, although we have sailed stormy seas and endured rough weather, our unerting compass has directed our course. Now we are reaching our journey’s end, our port is in sight. We hope each of our voyages on life’s course may prove as successful; and we, each to the other, bid a HON VOYAGE.” WB3SBEEE ESTHER ACKERS “Silence is golden.” College Preparatory Course LUCILLE ALEXANDER “Studious and quiet,” Actions sweet and kind.” General Course HARRY A WALT ‘A true believer in the conservation of energy.” General Course DOROTHY RAKER “Well done is better than well said.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 2-3; Literary, 2-3-4; Purple Pepper Staff. CHARLES BANDY “Ambitious views make fancy take wide flights” General Course MARY E. BAUS “To be merry best becomes you.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Literary 2-3-4; Latin 2- 3-4;Blue Triangle 1-2; Wa Wa Kee3. JACK BEACH “You can never tell about him, you shouldn't anyhow.” Activities: Basketball 2-3-4; Football 3-4; Baseball 3-4; V. Pres. 4. College Preparatory Course JULIA BEDO “Quiet and unassuming.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 3-4. MARY BERRY “Of souls sincere, in action faithful and in honor clear.” College Preparatory Course ROBERT BERRY “A moral, sensible, and well bred man.” Agriculture Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Track 1-3-4. mroacEg: RUTH BERRY “Rejoice, oh youth, in thy youth.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Home Ec. 2-3-4. WINIFRED BENDER “She is not as meek as she looks.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Thrift 1-2-3-4; Latin 3-4; Home Ec. 2-3-4; “Daughters of Mo- hammad.” RALPH BETTS “Mirth, with thee I mean to live.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 1-2-3-4; Football 2 3-4; Track 1-2-3-4; Class Basketball 1-2-3-4. BERNADINE BIERLY “Sweet and demure.” Commercial Course DEON BINDER “Happy and gay.” Commercial Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1; Home Ec. 1-2; Basketball 1-2-3. CARL BINKLEY “Life is too short to waste time studying.” General Course GEORGE BIZZELL ‘As an athlete he’s hard to beat, we wonder—spinach does he eat?” Agriculture Course Activities: Basketball 2-3-4; Home Ec. 4. BARBARA BLAKE I chatter, chatter as I go.” Commercial Course Activities: Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4; Home Ec. 1-2-3-4; Class Basketball 2--3-4 ANNA LOUISE BLOSSER Winning is her way and pleasant is her smile.” Commercial Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1; Latin 2; Sunbonnet Girl.” DEAN BLOSSER “That’s his story and he stuck to it.” Agriculture Course Activities: Football 2-3-4; Baseball 1. VERA MAY BOBO The very house, cause she was in it, seemed warm from roof to cellar.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4. RICHARD BOWERS Oh, to have half that boy’s good nature.” Commercial Course Activities: Hi-Y2-3-4; National Hon- or Society 3-4; Football 3-4. RUTH BOW LAND Sophisicated lady.” General Course WALTER BOYSTEL “Gentle of speech, beneficent of mind.” College Preparatory Course ANITA BRENNER “Wearing her learning like a flower.” College Preparatory Course Activities: wa-Wa-Kee, 3-4; Home Ec. 4. REBER BRIGHT “Bright as his name.” General Course DOROTHY BRILL “An even mixture of good humor.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Basketball 1-2; Wa-Wa- Kee 3.’ CLOYCE BROWN “This is on me.” General Course Activities: Football 2-3-4; Hi-Y 3-4; Varsity Baseball 1-2-3-4. FREDERICK BROWN “A good straight chap, 'tis requisite enough.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 4. HELEN BROWN “Life is short and so am I.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Home Ec.; Wa-Wa-Kee. RUTH BOOKMAN “Small in stature, not in mind.” General Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Literary 2-3- 4; Blue Triangle 1-2. ROBERT BURTON “Wise from the top of his head up.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4: Football 2-3-4; Basketball 3-4. MIRIAM CAMP A quiet little ladv, but sweet with all.” Commercial Course Activities: Thrift 1-2-3-t; Literary 3; Wa-Wa-Kee. ESTHER CAMPBELL “Smiles.” General Course FRED CARROL A doctor he’ll be, to cure people’s ills, his sense of humor is more cur- ing than pills.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 3-4; Football 1-2-3- 4. WILLIAM CANN “He’s in his anti-dotage.” General Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Thrift 1-2 3-4; Football 1-2-3-4. GLADYS CAVES “Pretty is as pretty does.” Commercial Course SAM M. COLE “Crazy over girls.” College Preparatory Course Logan High School Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Football 2-3-4. LLOYD CONRAD “A bashful boy, rather fair, he cer- tainly likes golden hair.” General Course Activities: Track; Basketball. PAULINE CRIST “An artist she’ll be.” General Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Wa Wa Kee 2-3-4; Literary 2. flnscEg CELESTA CHUM BAKER Ah me, I’m sure my heart is affect- ed.” College Preparatory Course CHESTER CRUMLEY I know I’m right, 1 can’t be wrong.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Washington at Mt. Vernon. ROBERT CRUMLEY “I'm sure cares an enemy to life.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Thrift 2-3; Hi-Y 3-4; Treasurer 2-3-4. PAUL DARLING “Our chemistry student. General Course RUSSELL DOWNHOUR “He likes to get out and give it the gas, and watch the blurred mile- stones flit past.” General Course Activities: Torch 2. MARGARET DUNCAN “A progeny of learning.” Commercial Course Activities: Gregg 3. RUTH EISLE “Long will he her days and may they broader grow.” Commercial Course Activities: Literary 3-4; Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4; Home Ec. ESTHER ELLINGER Gentle to hear, kindly to judge.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 4. BON DELL ENGLAND “Frankness in every move and thot” General Course HERBERT EVANS “If words could describe him we’d hire a band ” General Course Activities: Baseball and Basketball. IHGES MAXINE EVERITT The mildest manner and the gentlest heart.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 3-4; Blue Tri- angle 2; Wo-Wa-Kee 3. LOUIS EYMAN “I have wasted much time in lamp oil. General Course PAUL FEEMAN Blow-blow-blow.” General Course GENEVIEVE FICKLE “Is she like her name?” College Preparatory Course Activities: Wa-Wa-Kee; Home Ec. ROBERT FIGLEY All the world loves the spice of wickedness. General Course Activities: Torch 2; Hi-Y 3-4; Class Basketball 2-3-4. KENNARl) FRIEND “School may a place of learning be, But it still affords good times for me.” General Course ANITA FRIESNER Her hair is like the curling mist that shades the mountain side at eve.” Commercial Course Activities: Baseball 2-3-4; Home Ec. Wa-Wn-Kee. MARJORY GEORGE Poetry is her forte” College Preparatory Course Activities: Home Ec. 4. BETTY GRIER She hath light head, in fact she is a blond.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4. EDNA GURILE A good stenographer she will bo.” Activities: Home Ec. 2-3. HHSGES GENEVIEVE HARRIS “Her path of virtue molds a path for others.” General Course RAY HART “He nothing common did or mean.” General Course GEORGE HEDGES “This man possesses a mind of wit, and his popularity results from it.” Commercial Course Activities: Hi-Y 1-4; Footbsll 2-3-4; Track ?-3-4. HAZEL HEDGES “She is no less than we say she is.” General Course MARGARET HIMES “Life is less than nothing without love.” General Course Activities: Thrift 2-4; Honor Society 3-4; Home Ec. 2. FOREST HITE “She’s here. 1 heard her talking.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Home Ec. 2-3-4; Wa-Wa- Kce 2-3. JANE HOUCK “She is pretty to walk with, and witty to talk with, and pleasant, too, to think on.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 1-4; Literary 1. MILDRED HUDSON “I profess not talking only this, let each one do his best.” General Course Activities: Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4. PAULA HEDGES “The hand that made you fair made you good.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1; Latin 2- 3-4. CLARABELL HEFFNER “Much could be said, but what's the use.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Literary 1-4; Latin 3-4; Home Ec. 1-4. 1SABELL JOHNSON “As brim full of fun and glee, as ever a mortal girl should be.” College Preparatory Course Activities: “The Enemy” 3; “The Valley of the Ghost” 4. ALCA JOHNSTON “To do or not to do, that is the question.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4. MARCELLA JULIAN “Tall and quiet, w ith easy grace, in all our hearts she has a place.” General Course Activities: Literary 2-3-4; Thrift 4; Home Ec. 4. ISABELL KANE “Just give a sly flirtation, by the light of the chandelier. College Preparatory Course Activities: Music 2-3-4; Home Ec. 2; Literary 1-4. LELAND KARCHER “It is not wise to be wiser than nec- essary.” General Course EVELYN KAUFFMAN “He who invented work should have finished it. Commercial Course BETTY KELLAR “There is nothing like fun, is there?” Commercial Course DOROTHY KIRN “Oh for something elite and new, Something that is clever and fun to do.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3; Music 3-3; Mirage Staff 3. MARY E. KIRN “Wo’ll keep a little cozy corner in our hearts for her.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Thrift 2-3-4; Honor Society 3-4. AGNES KNOTTS “The force of her own spirit makes her way.” Commercial Course Activities: Latin 2; Honor Society 4. in flUSGE LEROY KUNTZ “A perfect marcel.” General Course MILDRED LEONARD “Quiet, loving, true, and sweet, A girl you could bo proud to meet.” Commercial Course RUTH LEACH “A true lass of spirit always the same.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Blue Triangle 2; Wa-Wa- Kee 3, RICHARD LIGHT “Every day is ladies day for me.” General Course CECIL LOOSE He’s quiet and he’s gentle, and sometimo’s sentimental.” General Course BERTHA LUNZAR A smile fer all who welcome glad, A most congenial way she had.” Commercial Course EDITH LYS1NGER “She’s loyal to the royal in herself.” General Course SCOTT MARKWOOD “And if we could speak true, Much to this man is due.” Agriculture Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4. MAYNARD McCLURG “Pretty smooth, we’d say, from his slick light hair to the radiant shine in his natty foot-wear.” General Course Activities: Music 1-4; Torch 1-2; Hi- Y 3-4. mary p. McFarland “1 find a joy in living and laughing.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1-2; Home Ec. 4. LYNELLA MI ESSE Cheerfulness is an excellent wear- inn quality,” College Pre] Activities: Kee 2-3. Course ome Ec. 2-3-4; Wa-Wa- ROBERT MOODY “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, here's a fellow we all can trust.” General Course JANE MILLER “To laugh, and dance, and flirt with boys, are three of the things this Senior enjoys.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Music 1-4; Basketball 3-4. JOHN MOORE “His hair is of good color, an ex- cellent color.” Commercial Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Basketball 2-3-4 MARY K. MILLER “An innocent appearance, but looks are deceiving.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Literary 2-3-4; Home Ec. 2-3-4. JULIA MOHLER Hang sorrow! Care’ll kill a cat.” Commercial Course Activities: Basketball 1-4; Home Ec. MARCELLA MONDHANK “Bright, and sweet, and fascinating, To her friends she is captivating.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. Wa-Wa-Kee. HAROLD MORRIS “Tiny,” our small chap. College Preparatory Course Activities: Basketball 1-4; Football 2-3-4; Hi-Y 3-4. GEORGE NEELEY “Tall, dark, and handsome.” Agriculture Course Activities: Thrift. LILLIAN NEFF “The flirt of the High School” General Course Activities: Literary 3-4; Home Ec. 2- 3-4; Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4. JiliWfia CHARLES NORTH “Awake or asleep he seems to en- joy life.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Basketball 2-3-4; Hi-Y 2- 3-4; Track 3-4. CHRISTIAN PAULAKUHN “His wise cracks and contagious laugh continually cause those about him to join in a chorus of guffaws.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 2-3-4; Purple Pepper 1-2. LESTER PEACH “A question.” General Course ELIZABETH PLUM “Her charm and personality has brot her a host of friends, and she typifies the saying that ‘To have a friend is to be one'.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Honor Society 3-4; Music 1-2-3-4; Secretary 4. HELEN POLING “I might be better if I would, But its mighty lonesome being good” Commercial Course Activities: Music 1-2-3-4; Literary 2- 3-4; Wa-Wa-Kee 2-3-4. LaVERNE RAAB “Silence.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 2; Wa-Wa-Kee 3-4. RUTH RANDOLPH “I just cannot make my eyes be- have.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Music 1-2-3-4; Honor So- ceity 4; Literary 2-3-4 VIRGINIA REED “Happy go-lucky, fair and free, nothing there is that bothers me.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Honor Society 3-4; Latin 2-3-4; Mirage Staff 4. VIRGINIA REESE “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fatten- ing.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Honor Society 3-4; Latin 2-3-4; literary 1. LATA REYNOLDS “Her suitors are many, her enemies not any.” Commercial Course HffiSCEJ LELAND REYNOLDS “Future fanner.” Agriculture Course MARY RICH A good natured person is never out of place.” Commercial Course RALPH RIFFLE “I profess not talking, only this, let each one do his best.” College Preparatory Course JEANETTE ROACH “She was a scholar, and a good one.” General Course Activities: Home Ec. ROBERT ROCKEY Describe him if you can, and a abridgement of all that is pleasant in man.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Literary 2-3-1; Music 2- 3-4; Hi-Y 3-4. THOMAS ROCK “Well dressed man of L. H. S.” General Course HELENE ROHRER “We are charmed with this port, brown eyed girl with the delightful smile ’ Commercial Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1-2; Wa- Wa-Kcc 3-4. HELEN ROSCOE Her fine features give her an air of austere beauty.” General Course DONALD ROWLES “He was not in the roll of common man, the gods but walked where this boy ran.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Torch 2; Hi-Y 3-4; Mirage Staff 4. ROBERT RUBLE “In his speech some jest he always had.” College Preparatory Course BUSSES HERBERT RUFF “Shall I say mure or shnll I stop at this.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Football; Hi-Y 4. ROBERT RUFF He was but words would fail to tell thee what.” Commercial Course ADRIAN RUFFNER “Who says little has little to answer for.” General Course W1NOINA RUFFNER “This strange disease of modern life” College Preparatory Course Activities: Home Ec. 3-4. CARL SCHULB “In him Apollo had a rival.” General Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4. LEONARD SELLS “Accidents will occur in the best of families.” General Course Activities: Hi-Y 4. HELEN SHAW “This is petrified truth.” Commercial Course KENNETH SILBAUGH “Pinky, the great guy.” General Course MURICE SILVER “Amiable weakness of human na- ture.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Hi-Y 3-4; Football 2-3-4. DOROTHY SIMONS The proof of the pudding is in the eating.” Commercial Course VIRGINIA SMETTERS ‘‘What gulfs between her and the Serphin.” General Course Activities: Home Ec. 3. RALPH SMITH “Strange to the world he wore a bashful look.” General Course WILLIAM SPEIGLE “I’ll never trouble trouble until trouble troubles me.” General Course BETTY SPYBEY “Mother’s pride a father’s joy.” General Course Activities: Honor Society 3-4; Latin 2-3-4; Mirage 4. WILLIAM STAGE “A necessary evil.” General Course RUTH STALDER “A chapter of accidents” College Preparatory Course ANNA STALTER “Hush thee my little one.” Commercial Course CHARLES STEINER “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I’m a night-owl!” General Course MIRIAM STRAWN “Frankness in every move and thot.” Commercial Course FERN TEETER “Nag, nag, nag.” Commercial Course Activities: Home Ec. 2-3-4; Wa-Wa- Keo 2-3. nnacE MARGARET ELLEN TERRY ‘‘Our Honor Student.” General Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Honor Society 3-4. LEONARD THIMMES “Immoral, sensible, well-bred man.” College Preparatory Course Activities: The Valley of the Ghos's 4. NEIL THIMMES “An even mixture of good humor.” General Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4. CHARLES THOMAS “Still waters run deep, sometimes.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Torch 1-2; Hi-Y 3-4; Class Basketball 3-4. VIRGINIA TODD “Building castles in the air.” Commercial Course Activities: Blue Triangle 1-2; Liter- ary 2-3-4-. KENNETH TRIMMER “Our Pressy.” College Preparatory Course Activities: HT-Y 3-4; Honor Society 3-4; Basketball 3-4. ROBERT UNKS “A lawyer and a cartwheel must be well greased.” Collero Preparatory Course Activities: Basketball 1 ; Baseball 1- 2-3-4. RUBY VALENTINE “All that is like a dream doesn’t come true.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Latin 2-3-4; Literary 2-3- 4; Honor Society 4. PATRICIA WADSWORTH “To her friends she is just Pat Jolly, happy, and gay. She never worries about this or that, But she always has her own way.” General Course Activities: Literary 2-3-4; Home Ec. RICHARD WALKER “Fain would I climb; but fear I to fall.” Commercial Course Activities: 1-2-3-4. HffiSOES BETTY WALKEY “Time never rushes me. College Preparatory Course Activities: Honor Society 3-4; Latin 2-3-4; Thrift 2-3-4. BETTY WALTERS Oh I have an idea.” Commercial Course ROBERT WEBB “As cool as a cucumber.” Agriculture Course ROBERT WELLS “Meek and mild.” College Preparatory Course Activities: varsity Basketball. DONNA WOODS Quiet as a mouse.” Commercial Course BLANCHE WORKMAN “Trouble lay but lightly on her heart .” General Course MARGARET YEAZEL “Let’s skip it.” Commercial Course Activities: Wa-Wa-Kce. GLEN YODER “In him Edison had a rival.” Agriculture Course CATHERINE YOUNG “Books, books, books.” General Course MILDRED YOUNG “The game is up.” College Preparatory Course Activities: Blue Triangle 2; Daugh- ters of Mohammed. fflUffiCE GEORGE ANDREWS “I am what I am.” General Course FRANCIS GEORGE College Preparatory Course ROBERT KERR General Course EUGENE NORTON “To be active is the primary voca- tion of man.” General Course ROBERT WILLS General Course BETTY BROWN I hate nobody, I am in charity with the world.” Commercial Course GEORGE ABDALLA “The blush is beautiful, Junior.” General Course BETTY BEHRENS General Course 119364 ADMISSIONS ¥€ THE HONOR SOCIETY - ----- -—; SENIORS LUCILLE ALEXANDER MARCELLA JULIAN DOROTHY BAKER AGNES KNOTTS JACK BEACH MERRILL PA I HAN MARY BEERY LA VERNE RAAB MARY BAUS RUTH RANDOLPH ANNA LOUISE BLOSSER ROBERT ROCKEY REBER BRIGHT DONALD ROWLES RUTH BUCHMAN RUTH STALDER CHESTER CRUMLEY CARL SCHLUB PAULA HEDGES CHARLES THOMAS RUBY VALENTINE JUNIORS BILLY GOSLIN MIRIAM JOHNSON DOROTHY KIRN FLORENCE STOUDT MARTHA KIRN KAY HOYMAN BETTY PICKERING TED MOULTON KENNETH RIDER LUCILLE SCHOLL PAUL WEISS GENEVIEVE DELP CILAjfjf HISTCPy On September fifth, four years ago, two hundred and thirty-six Freshies peeked into the L. H. S. auditorium to see what they could see. After a bewildering morning we soon found in Mr. Hickson our friend and advisor. He told us where we should re- port and we moved through the day in amazement. In the next few weeks we found the upper classmen ever ready to help by inform- ing us that Room 4 was on the third floor. Soon we plucked up enough courage to elect Kenneth Trimmer, president; vice-president Jack Beach and Ralph Betts keeper of the books and our meager treasury. Silver and blue with the sweet pea were chosen as our class colors and flower. ............ Tradition would have it that we get a gentle dip in old Rising Park pond but we didn’t mind the discouragement because our girls won the Interclass Basketball cup. Our thrills, and they were thrills for Freshies, consisted in seeing night football at North Field. The biggest thrill of the year, however, was a very ‘‘formal” party when we spent the evening playing games on January thirty-first in our former gym. Blue books with their convenient space to answer exam questions appeared after Christmas but we kept our heads above water. It was quite a lot of fun to sit in Room 27 during General Science class and see our new building being completed; however, a great loss overshadowed the joy when Mr. Phillips loft us in the Spring. Our freshman days ended in choosing Ruth Stalder as May-Queen attendant but the ceremony was dispensed with in respect to our Superintendent. The grand finale was the school picnic at Buckeye Lake. Returning again to L. H. S. in the autumn of ’32 we were eager to meet old friends and teachers. Losing no time we assembled to elect the guardians of the class destiny in Kenneth Trimmer, Bab Rockey, Jerome Balas and Bob Crumley. Soon we dedicated our new home and set out to do bigger and better things, the first was to avenge ourselves by giving the Freshies a taste of Rising Park pond; however we couldn’t fool them about room numbers because a new system was used and we looked behind doors, too. Our football team made us burst with pride by bringing home the Central Ohio League Championship. It was a fine triumph, so to show our appreciation, the school turned out at a banquet given in their honor in the cafeteria. The big surprise and event of the year was the First Annual Senior Dance spon- sored by those Seniors of ’32 upon whom we gazed with worshipful eyes. Our big social event of the year was a weiner roast at Camp Ro on April twenty ninth to celebrate the field meet. Tempus fugit” for we soon found ourselves concluding our Sophomore year with regret. L. H. S. seemed dearer than ever when wo returned as Juniors because we now were upper classmen and could with the uttermost nonchalance withstand chemistry lab fumes. No wonder, this was our third year at inhaling and believe me we could, thereby setting an excellent example for Freshman. The firm’s business increased in spite of the depression so we took on a capable office force consisting of Kenny, Jerome, Reese and Bob Crumley. At once we gave our assistance in winning the Central Ohio League Football Cham pionship for the second time and the League Track meet. We made our victory complete, the boys playing to win the Interclass Basketball championship. To say the least it was a year of championships. The L. H. S. band helped to create enthusiasm at the football games with their splendid purple and gold uniforms. To ward off pre-exam fear we held a party during the Christmas vacation at Mell- man’s Inn. Mr. and Mrs. Crooks danced away with two theater tickets as prize in the prize waltz played by Don Brown’s orchestra. February twenty-first we presented for the approval of L. H. S. our Jr-play. The Enemy,” under Mr. Johnson's direction. George Hedges as a millionaire seemed quite at home while Don Rowles, a newspaperman, half-mad, seemed equally at hornet Under Mr. Hickson’s direction, fourteen of the class became charter members of the National Honor Society when he organized a chapter in the school. It was a great honor and we tried to prove worthy of the distinction. As hosts we offered our hospitality to the Class of ’33 when we entertained them at the Jr.-Sr. banquet on May nineteenth in the cafeteria. A “little bit of heaven” brought this year to a close when no final exams were held. All too soon we found ourselves Seniors. It didn't seem possible but. here we were, the Class of '34. At once we met to choose as president for the fourth consecutive year Kenneth Trimmer. To help him were Jack Beach, Bob Crumley and Elizabeth Plum. Early in November a class party was held at Avondale and was such a success that we dubbed ourselves as real hosts. Everyone will remember those Indians end how fast the food disappeared. Mr. Still directed our first Senior play, “The Valley of Ghosts,” a mystery play with spirits and real ones, too. Leonard Thimmes made a beautiful bride-ghost. For the third time we accepted with thrilling pride the Central Ohio League foot ball championship. Our boys showed themselves to be fine sports in football and basket ball. Many members were active in the operetta and in choir which was organized this year. The boys in the glee club proved their ability by writing and presenting their own minstrel to the enjoyment of everyone. Mid-year exams were only tests so we were grateful to carry such a memory of a high school year without them. On April fifth the Frolic was held in the auditorium. We realize talent in “Rubin- off” Schlub and Randolph and Miller who “made hay while the sun shone.” As the time grew shorter we chose Jack Beach to write our prophecy, Maynard McClurg the will and Elizabeth Plum the history. Others chosen to give talks on Senior Night were Kenneth Trimmer, Mary Beery, Jane Miller, Merrill Pairan, Bob Crumley and Charles Steiner. Ten members of the class took part in the Hi-Y play% “Tiger House,” presented on April twenty-seventh. The few remaining weeks were soon passed with happy, exciting times at the Junior prom and the second Senior play. Members of the Junior class were our genial hosts at the annual Junior Senior ban- quet on May eighteenth in the cafeteria. Our own Senior Dance was given in the gym on May eighteenth. With regret the days quickly crept up until as Class Night and Baccalaui-eatc have come and gone we now find ourselves leaving L. H. S. on May 2 1, Commencement Day. Sometimes we may have been hasty and forgetful but we beg your pardon; ask that you forgive our shortcomings. The class of '34 leaves with tender memories for our Alma Mater. Elizabeth Plum CLASS WILL Whenever a human being, who has been somewhat successful, passes on to his brighter realm; it is only natural that he leave his valued possessions to his much cherished friends. . .... We the Seniors of Lancaster High School feel we are in a position coinciding greatly with a human of this kind. Therefore: Know all these men by these presents: That, we, the Seniors of Lancaster Hight City of Lancaster, State of Ohio, being of sound mind and body at the time this class of ’34 will was written do make this our last will and testament. First: To our never to be forgotten, wonderful, and cooperative faculty, we leave with them a few more blotches of silver in their hair, caused by our terrible thick- headness; also beautiful memories, and experiences of us that we hope will give them greater power to make oncoming students of this spacious High School less thick- headed. Second: To the Juniors, we relinquish our very short lived name “Senior”, but in order to hold this they must carry out a few requirements. (A) In dramatics, they must excel. (B) In athletics, they must overcome the Sophomores. (C) They must endeavor to set a good example, as around seven-hundred young- er students will be looking to them. Third: The Sophomores may, next year, use the name Junior, and also the very right to put some elements of the 92 together to produce the very pungent odor with which we are so familiar. Fourth: To next year’s Sophomores, we bequeath a very beautiful little dark blue book, containing some 200 propositions and corollaries of which they can worry about probably putting a few more pages in that notebook that rests on each of their shoulders. We Seniors feel our “notebook” is greatly enlarged. They also must see that the class of ’38 gets acquainted with the home carry- ing” animals in Rising Park Pond. Fifth: To those Three or Four Hundred strangers entering L. H. S., we bequeath four of the happiest years of their lives; the job of getting used to the routine and our share of the odour which has its presence around or near the Chemistry Room. Sixth: May we now bequeath some of our outstanding member’s specialities: (A) The members of this year’s unbeaten football machine, who were all Sen- iors except for the star Quarter-Oscar Hawkins, bequeath their luck and oiled cogs to next year’s squad. (B) Chares “Graydiver” North and George “Lollypop” Hedges hand down their end men ability to Glenn and Bernard Wilson. Charley and George graduating this year reduces the “Tonages” of Sehnozzollars” greatly. (C) To Florence Stoudt, we bequeath Elizabeth Plum’s ability to tickle the ivories” and also her Journalistic knowledge. (D) George Bizzel leaves his determination to win to his lifetime friend Allen Smith, also his chair behind the bass drum to Bob Bruney. George says not to bust” the head. (E) Tiny” Morris leaves his football togs in which three of anv of the fellows to report next September could squeeze into easily, to the Board of Education to be used for fuel in all the Public Schools of Lancaster, Ohio during the year 1934-1935. We are sure this will bo sufficient fuel thus reducing taxes greatly. (F) Celesta Crumbaker bequeaths her wonderful control over her vocal cords while singing to Betty Schneider. (G) Bob Rockey hands down his unlimited ability to produce beautiful tones from a trumpet to his old friend, Joe Weiss, but we ask Joe not to go to extremes. (H) Merrill Pairan and Dean Blosser bequeath their plunging skill to Garland Hughy and Albert Poling. Everything else, Dean possesses he loaves in Anne’s care. (I) Carl Schlub “Rubinoff’s rival hands down his power over a Stradi-various to Ted Young. You really should see and hear Schubby” draw the tones out of one of these wooden boxes. (J) Robert Crumley leaves his love with Grace Motsch, his music bump” with Dale Unklesby and his beautiful locks of hair with Dale, also. (K) Cecil Loose and George Neeley, two of the best sliphorn” players in Fair- field county, bequeath their music knowledge to those two Frcshie trombone enthus- iasts. Roger Eaton and Billy McClurg. We ask Roger not to slide his slide so much ns to cause a fire by friction. (L) Virginia Reed has found someone to bestow her dramatic skill. Betty Cook’s acting in “OH PROFESSOR” proves the fact. Seventh: To Mr. Keller, our little but great music instructor, we leave all old mop handles, broom handles and maybe one of the flagpoles to be used in providing batons for the maestro. Mr. Keller breaks a baton an overture, believe it or not. In confirmation of our utmost sincerity, we subscribe our name to this document on the 29th day of March in the year of our LORD—1934. Signed, Author: Maynard McClurg, Class of ’34 CLASS LLCLLCCr Time—1945. Place—The home of the famous book collector, Charles Steiner. Action—Her Ladyship Elizabeth Plum speaks with His Lordship, Charlie The First. Her Ladyship: “And you have the biography of the honorable class of 1934, in' your collection, Mr. Steiner? Charlie: “Just Charlie to you. Have I got the book? Have I got the—. Here look on page three. It says that Mr. Hickson was kissed unexpectedly in the hall by Eliza- beth Kirn when she mistook him for Chris Paulakuhn. There are no casualities in the class as yet, but some are expected bfore the class gradua—. Goodnight that page was torn in the middle and I was reading page four too. But that is only one part of it. Look here on page seven. You know Mary Kirn is in the Follies, and clear up in the fourth row, too. Chris has a job cutting tails off little puppies. He’s good at that. He used to pull the tie in the back of your dress in the English class, didn’t he? Well practice makes perfect. On this page it says that Billy Cann the well known football player will probably go far in the world of athletics. And did he? He hasn’t been more than three feet away from a pigskin since he left high school. He’s running a bar-b-que on the Hamburg pike; and then you know when he goes home ho has little wife. Celesta home- wrecker. Here is the name of Carl Schlub, who, to this day is just a gigolo and has been writing daily in the soul mate column of the Lancaster Daily Eagle. I suggest a girl like you my dear, could do him a world of good. Lookie-lookie, page 9, you will find an account of some of the activities of the former members of the class of 1934. Ruth Stalder was hostess to a company of ener- getic guests, among them being Patty Wadsworth, Charles Bandy, Harry Await, Ches- ter Crumley, Lewis Eyman, and Leonard Sells. According to all reports as given there must have been some time, as the entire group is now confined to the hospital. Jane Mil- ler is to act as hostess at some future date when the club members have recovered from their recent experience. On the same page you will find an account of the expedition made into the wilds of Africa to determine whether the pigmies are really what they are supposed to be. The leader of this expedition was George Hedges, accompanied by Geo. Abdalla, and Freddie Carroll as their faithful guide. Nothing definite was found concerning the an- swer to the question stated above. On page 10, Your Highness, you will learn that Cleo Bitler has become the Queen of the house of Hamburger. Her Attendants are Helen Carpenter, Esther Ackers, Mar- cella Juilean, Isabelle Johnson and Aunita Brenner. Turning over the pages you will notice that Fred Brown, Thomas Mills, Robert Figley, Lewis Friend, are operating the largest ranch in the state of Arizona, devoted exclusively to the raising of horned toads. On an adjoining ranch Gladys Cave, Evelyn Harden, Forest Hite, Ruth Leach, and Miriam Camp raise bugs to feed the toads on the aforesaid farm. On page 15, Lizzie, you will find an account of the scientific work of John Moore, Robert Moody and Paul Feeman. Their contribution to the scientific world was an ac- count of how they taught a catfish to whistle “A Hot Time without scorching its whiskers. We should doff oui hats to these “boys for their noble work. Oh, goodie, more. Page 25 Margaret Himes, Mary Beery, Dorothy Baker, and Catherine Young were all given indefinite seventh periods for sliding down the banis- ter in the front hall. That is funny. Lizzie, Margaret Himes and Catherine Young are now licensed pilots in a leading air company and Dorothy Baker and Mary Beery are stenographers in the A. I. U. building at Columbus, Ohio. Herbert Ruff, Reber Bright, George Neeley, Robert Crumley, Scott Markwood, Russell Downhour and Charles Thomas are all mentioned on page 27 and are given the names of sons of the soil. You know that is quite true. They are all dead except Scott and Charles and they sell fish bait for a living. It is too sad that the other boys did not get the idea before it was too late. Your Ladyship you will observe that on page thirty Virginia Reed and Virginia Reese knocked Supt. Griffey down the front steps of the High School, because they heard him say that Virginia was quite large. Maybe Supt. Griffey will place his estima- tions on Ohio from this time on. On the following page you will notice an account of the adventures of some other members of the famous class of ’34. Robert Beery, Carl Binkley, Herbert Evans, Leroy Kuntz, and Donald Rowles were deported from Cuba after they had started a revo- lution by trying to catch the rare Hotcha bird, a native of Cuba. The boys it is said tried to catch the bird by throwing salt on its tail. In doing so the salt spoiled haif of the sugar crop on the island, because the bird in flipping its tail threw some of the salt into the sugar. History repeats itself. On page 32 it says that the funny thing about Richard Bow- ers and Kenneth Trimmer is that they always went to sleep wide awake in the history class and woke up sleepy. But such is the nature of the life work of the said Richard who is demonstrating the new stream lining effect of the new Heffner bathtub. His office hours are from 4 P. M. to 3 A. M. Some night owl this Dick. Kenny on the other hand is big mutton packer from out near the Children's Home. He journeys nightly to the big city in quest of his little lamb, Ruby Valentine. On the same page it mentions Ralph Betts. He was expelled from school because he spit on the floor and stuck his tongue out at two of the prettiest girls in the school, Ruth Randolph and Estella Baus. Maybe that is a misprint, who knows. He also threatened to stick his tongue out some more and not wash his face for a whole week if he were denied the honor of kissing Miss Shallenbarger and Miss Aten. Something must be wrong. Kenny Baird and Robert Rockey are credited with being the only two High School boys who have been able to distinguish themselves by having the rare honor of being able to distinguish Genevieve from Geneva Delp. Kenny was correct three times out ten and Robert two. Bribed 1 suspect. You know, Plummie, Kenny is now writing jokes for Breezy Stories and Bob reads the jokes because no one else does. He feels that this is time well spent, and for some reason wo are inclined to agree. Quoting from page 35, Lyle Bookman, Gene Norton and Thomas Rock were sent to the B. I. S. for keeping score in a tit-tat-toe game by breaking out windows in the front of the school building and the last score registered happened to enclose the head of our beloved history teacher, Mr. Enoch. Lyle is now janitor of the Hocking Glass Co., while the other two boys, taking advantage of their chance for advancement are president and vice-president of the school to which they were so thoughtfully sent by the school officials. I guess any school would accept the credits our boys were given by graduation at that time. Here on page 65 it gives Tiny Morris the credit as being the first boy to throw Prof. Jenkins in a wrestling match. It says that the professor was unable to be found after the first live minutes for he had the misfortune of being underneath when the two crashed to the mat. It was sometime before the fate of professor was known. After hours of massaging the professor somewhat resembled his former self. Tiny is now engaged as a window washer at the Empire State building. He is suspended in mid- air by five , five inch cables, so great is the pull when Tiny wears his shoes. It is rum- owl that Geo. Bizzell ho)ds the bucket for Tiny. On page 50, your Royal Highness, you will find an interview with William Speigel concerning wives in general. He favors a successful business wife like Helen Roscoe, Editor of the Breezy News. Mr. Spiegel is now running a toenail manicuring ranch at St. Paul, and advises us that after the crash of 1945, things looked black but they look just as black as ever, if not blacker at present. You also notice that Maynard McClurg and Howard Hall are at present time big shots in the dairy business? Maynard devotes all his time to supervising the dairy maids, Betty Jane Brown, Mary Kathrine Miller, Betty Jane Walters, Jeanette Roach, LaVerne Raab, and Dorothy Kirn. Miss Miller has invented an invisible milk pail a device that makes the cow think you are not milking her when you are, thereby be- ing safe from the danger of a misplaced love pat bestowed by a right hook from the gentle bovine. In an interview with a representative of the University of Unconscious State, we learn that Merrill Pairan and Dean Blosscr have control of the football activities. wo,k seems is to keep the boys attention away from such girls as ” ,n., , Bender, Kathleen Kinney, and Lata Reynolds. Our guess would be that this would be some job. But it seems as if Merrill is asserting some of the knowledge ac- quired in High School, that is being able to keep pests away by using certain repell- ents. In this case it is said that he used skunk cabbage. It turned out that the girls were not after the players, but Merrill and Dean. In the closing chapter of this book it says that Mildred Young and Robert Ruble were guilty of colecting parked chewing gun� from beneath the seats in the auditor- ium. What they did with it remains a mystery. Robert Wills and his bride, Dorothy Brill are taking in the sights at Yellowstone National Park. We were not informed as to what the sights were. Ruby Valentine is also visiting at the park and is chastising all the bears and deers with her come hither smile and her go-gettem attitude. We also see that Glen Yoder, with his wife, Agnes Knotts are visitors at the park. It was at this time that Mr. Yoder told his wife that Old Faithful Geyser must be a female as it spouts off at regular intervals. Mr. Yo- der is expected to recover. There are several other incidents but the lack of time prevents our going into further detail. At some future time we hope to review the life history of the other re- maining members of the class of 19. !4. —That old history lover, Jack Beach. flIPAGE SENIOR PROGRAM Talk—“Our America” ..............................Mary Beery Talk—“Memories” ....................Kenneth Trimmer Trumpet Solo ........................Robert Rockey Talk—“If My Desk Could Speak”............Jane Miller Trombone Duet..........Cecil Loose and George Neeley Talk—“These are My Jewels”.....................Robert Crumley Talk—“Visions ........................Merrill Pairan Girl’s Sextette ............................... Talk—“School Days”............................Charles Steiner Piano Solo ...........................Elizabeth Plum Class History ........................Elizabeth Plum Class Prophecy ..................................Jack Beach Class Will....................................Maynard McClurg OUTSTANDING CHARACTERISTICS OF SENIOR CLASS T The Ideal Girl.............Margaret Terry Biggest Bluffer ............ .Jack Beach Cutest Boy .......................Charles Thomas Dancing Fool ..................Betty Walkey Best Dressed .....................Maynard McClurg Little Busy Body..............Betty Grier Best Sport......................Tiny Morris Most Popular...................Betty Keller Biggest Joke .....................Charles Steiner Windy Mouth .................Richard Bowers Kind Hearted.................Betty Behrens Brightest Boy................Glenn Yoder Our Ideal Man .............Donald Rowles President ...........................Robert White Vice President......................William Cole Secretary ..........................Raymond Finley Treasurer ..........................Dorothy Kirn =iiii.wfia= We Juniors, as upper classmen, are striv- ing valiantly to fill the places that the dig- nified Senior body is vacating. We’ve con- quered our obstacle that fully entitles us to the laurels accompanying the Seniors— Chemistry. Now don’t you think, after fighting the sulphur and acid, that we are capable of “making the grade.” Heading from left to right: First Row—Robert Callahan, Hetty Tipple, Paul Graf, Louise Roby, Ix la Frasch, Edna Valentine, Frank Moore, Jean Fine, Velma Crist, Helen Jane Butcher, and Melba Wolfe. Second Row—Helen Burton, Kay Hoyman, Lester Gardner, Dorothy Trout, Ruth Weakley, Kathleen Hanley, Clarence Miller, Anna Lunzar, Paul Lynn, Helen Snyder, Julia McLeod and Anna Margaret Dickson. Third Row—Robert White, Genevieve Delp, Geneva Delp, Donald Fox, Clifford Tipple, Edith Levine, Doris Brown, Odessa Mae Coleman, Pauline Johnson, Danny Gilkey, Edna Kistler, and Betty McClintock. Fourth Row—Pnul Stcinmetz, Lucille Scoll, William Goslin, Florence Katherine Stoudt, Betty Schneider, Adelaide Greiner, Mary Hallowed, Edith Bass, Emma Mills, and Maribel Garrison. Fifth Row—Esther Mondhank, Ruth Rousch, Harvey Schleich, Mildred Johnston, Harold Lendham, Herman Denton, Genevieve Fickle, Gilbert Gruendi and Anna May Martens. Sixth Row—Robert- Paxton, Betty Pool, Margaret Carpenter, Bernardino Mowery, Joy Snow, Mured Mills, Trafford Tobias, Ted Moulton and Mildred Blake. EIEBZ Reading from left to right: First Row—Mary Louise Matt, Paul Marten, Martha Kirn, Raymond Pearce, Ruth Williams, Richard Wyman, Betty Houston, Allen Smith, Miriam Johnson, Raymond Finley, Angela Abels and Harry Smith. Second Row—William Reel, Betty Cook, Carl Shaffer, Margaret Mowery, Marcine Valentine, Carl Thrush, Mary Catherine Schaffner, Bernice Roach, Paul Littrejl, Ellen Lamp, Lenora Yantes and Mildred Conrad. Third Row—Vernon Knapp, Eileen Walt, Charles Hummel, Mildred Senff, Helen Gordon, Ruth Gould, Helen Eyman, Ruth Williams, Dorothy Shaeffer, OJeita Williams. Fourth Row—Paul Weiss, Betty Pickering, Evelyn Neely, Merrill Hockman, June Griffey, Lucille Camp, Ralph Rodgers, Martin Hettinger, and Della George. 'I; Fifth Row—Catherine West, Maribel Milligan, Anna Marie Cole, Devon Tipple, Dorothy Short, Marvene Shumaker, Harriet Stuckey, Edith Williamson and Neil McLaughlin. Sixth Row—Billy Farley, Dorothy Wright, Adelaide Hale, Elsie Lee Bibler, Eleanor Theobald, Betty Walker, Elizabeth Milligan and James Koon, “Your My Thrill”...................Virginia Oberdorfer to K. Trimmer “You’ve Got Everything” ................................Elizabeth Plum “Because She Reminds Me of You”..............................Delp Twins “Temptation” ...............................................Betty Keller “Everything I Have is Yours”..... ......P. Cunningham to M. Garrison “I Just Couldn’t Take It Baby”.........................Ted Moulton “I Hate Myself for Being so Mean to You”---R. Randolph to B. Pricker “You’ve got to be a Football Hero” ............................M. Pairan “Dancing Lady” ....................................................Betty Walkey “One Minute to One”............................Snoring in History Class “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”.............................Mulberry Hill “Over Somebody’s Shoulder” ....................................F. Stoudt “Going to Heaven on a Mule”........................Chester Crumley “Heading for the Last Round Up”...................................Senior Class “You’re going to Lose Your Gal”.......................................B. Burton “Got the Jitters”..............................................V. Reed “Get Going” ..........................................................R. Valentine “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf”...........................Tiny Morris “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”..........................................Betty Spybey “I’ll Be Faithful”....................................................G. Hedges “You ought to be in Pictures”.........................Judy Radebaugh “I Like Music”.................................................C. North “ Sitting on a Log”...........................................Bob Tobin “There goes My Heart”....................A. Conrad as A. Smith passes “Alice in Wonderland” ......................................Betty Grier “Sophisticated Lady” ..............................Celesta Crumbaker “The Man on the Flying Trapeze”.......................................R. Bowers “Song of Surrender” ..........................................Mr. Keller “Carioca” .............................................Pat Wadsworth “Beautiful Girl”...................................................Julia McLeod “Four Letter Varsity Man”......................................J. Beach SCPHCMCCO liiiWM President...... Vice President Treasurer_____ Secretary ---- ---Robert Smith ___Robert Tobin Howard Kennedy .. Ruth Ridenour canfiGE We now have reached a higher office or position that we are no longer looked upon by the upper classmen as though in shame. We have safely advanced through our Fresh- men year and have ascended to being called Sophomores. Due to our efficient officers, we have made our year a great success. Since entering Lancaster High, we have a helpful and cooperative attitude, and we do fully intend to prove our worth to our Alma Mater in our following years. HH2SEI Heading from left to right: First Row—Alberta Schurtz, John Brown, Adeline Conrad, Jack Blazer, Vivian Judy Radebaugh Margaret Tipple, Thomas Zimmerman, Ruth Roush, WUliam Young, Lillian Kerns, Betty Bruney. Second Row—Nina Miles, Esther Crook, Gerry Sowers, Alberta Butler, Robert Fricker, Mildred Ackers, Anna Mary Brenstuhl Nancy Daugherty, Thomas Hermis, Ruth Johnson, Ruth Peach. ' Third Row—Edwin Roach, Ruth Walkey, Dorothy Brown, Marcia Strickler, Ruth links, Mary Binkley, June Herman, Norbert Welch, Jane Boyer, Mamie Manson, Violet Deil'nbaugh, Eugene RunkJe. Fourth Row—Jack Johnson, Jack Tedrick, Kathryn Vernon, Henrietta Perry, Eliza- beth Ditto, Ruth Qline, Geraldine NefTt Ruth Contosta, Ruth Evans, Margaret Stalter, Esther Mast, Roberta Hutsler. Fifth Row—Glen Wilson, Dolores Friend, Jane Fortier, Bernard Wilson, Martha Tippin, Doris Stuckey, Louise Mithoflf, Edna Mast, Bruce Bibler, Helen Beery. Sixth Row—Betty Dunnington, Elsie Mae Waites, Pauline Snyder, Margaret Brad- ford, John McFee, Margaret Matz, Harry Andrews, John Rosef Martha Franklin. Heading from loft to right: First Raw—Alberta Sc hurt z, John Brown, Adeline Conrad, Jack Blazer Vivian Lynn, Mary Maxine Ault, Phyllis Crist, Carl Cannon, Boice Van Gundyf Robert Bruney. Second Row—Chestoria Todd, Ruth Schurtz, Alice Brucker, Mildred Crumley f Mary Perry, Constance Belt, Margaret Hall, Martha Netuschell, Miriam Schlub, Mary Barker, Edna Cunningham. Third Row—Vivian Dyarman, William Perrin, Bernice Armbrustcr, Ruth Stebellon, Orpha Bruney Dick Cooper, George Kauffman, James Kggert, Roberta Simpson, John Rowe, Betty Getz. Fourth Row- Robert Perrigo, John Kennedy, Thelma Lamp, Mary Eunice Peters, Evelyn Friesner, Janice Moulton, Ted Alfred, Mildred Johnston, Luella Ream, Aunda Conway. Fifth Row—Ruth Ridenour, Aileen Hattendorf, Ted Young, Ruth Kimble, Ethel Figgins, Ray Brow.nt Junior Bartlett, Alice Kennedy, Evelyn Meeks. Sixth Row—Martha Poling, Ruth Waltera, Alice Tobias, Ross Frazier, Marjorie Simons, Mike Kennedy, LaVerne Shallenberger, Ruth Oberdorfer. FRESHMEN iii|i;,T ia=- President .............................Frank Silver Vice President ........................Betty Rauch Secretary .................Virginia Behrens Yes! We’ll admit we were Freshies! We did walk out of class at the half hour signal! We did enter the wrong rooms, incessantly, but in spite of the well meaning aid of the upper class men, we are learning. Four years hence, we’ll find that we are just as dignified and just as learned as the Class of ’34. — -=Hip = Reading from left to right: First Row—Dolores Hummed, David Miller, Junior Riser, Helen Weaver, James Miller, Earl Longt Lucille Mondhank, John Houston, Virginia Oberdorfer, Ruth Myers. Second Row—Ruby Smith, Betty Ross, Ruby Kohler, John Bruney, Helen Schleich Robert Johnson, Jane Curry, Edna Peterst Dale Snoke, Wayne Reynolds. Third Row Alice Wolfe, Velma Deeter, Mary Ellen Mowery, Alfred Fetters, Louise Bohlman, Edith Arnold, Edna Kister, Alice Leach, Kathrine Tiller. Fourth Row—June Johnson, Dan Pickering, Thelma Harris, Bob Smith, Ruth Bussart, William Crist, Mary Catherine Eckert Nevin Bibler, Helen Dugan. Fifth Row—Martha Smith, Ray Morris, Pauline Roush, Thelma Seiger, Ralph Con- radt Ethel Tigner, Marjory Miller, Rosa Lee Shumaker, Mary Elizabeth Shugert, Helen Bussart. Sixth Row—Martha Furguson, Neil McLaughlin, Lucille Arnold, Eileen Tipple, Homer Yabrove, Betty Jane Lindsey, Dorothy Martens. Reading from left to right: First Row Avon Tobin, Helen Wiley, Richard McClellman, Betty Jane Wrigh Ruth Etty, Opal Alvis, Maxine Denton Harold Jones, Robert Reel, Ruth Mertz. Second Row—Janice Mae Himes, Mabel Mason, Norma Longf Clara Jane Oatney, William Jasper, Robert Wilkins, Isabel Woods Roger Eaton, Ralph McCracken. Third Row—Helen Robinson, John Stuckey, Helen Coon Judith Riddle, Floyd Pell, Jim Reed, Viola Valentine, Frank Silver George Thomas Brenstuht, Virginia Behrens. Fourth Row—Ruth Cochran, Helen Marten, Carl Valentine Joan Griffey, Anna Mae Martens, Eva Lysinger, Dorothy Silert Evelyn Robinson, Richard Powers, Mary Burton. Fifts Row—Madeline Kollcr, Marilyn Miller, William Snoke( Ruby Fair, Nellie Bay, Genevieve Riffle, Kathline Shively Esther Graf, Betty Rauch, Charles Arnold. Sixth Row—Eugene Miller, Alvin Clark, Robert Burberry, Betty Wagner Alice Jane Shaffer, Alice Mae Hickson, Edward Hale Jane Hoehn. Joel McCrea Bing Crosby Jean Harlow Oliver Hardy Guy Kibbee Irene Dunne Dick Powell Stan Laurel David Manners Charles Rogers Gary Cooper Judith Allen Joe Penner Francis Dee Thelma Effinger Clara Bow Patty Wadsworth Jimmy Durante Greta Garbo Phillip Holmes Rubinoff Eddie Cantor EPISODE A ACU J H II 13 A© IE STAFF Ruth Stalder_______________________Editor Celesta Crumbaker_______Business Manager Donald Rowles_________________Photography Betty Spybey______________________Feature Dorothy Kirn_______Organization and Music Anne Radebaugh___________Assistant Editor Virginia Reed William Farley Ted Moulton jiiW.Tfia HONOR SOCIETY President .... Vice-President Secretary .... Advisor ...... Elizabeth Plum Richard Bowers ... Jack Beach Mr. D. Hickson Left to Right: First Row—Virginia Reed, Virginia Reese, Mr. Hickson, Margaret Himes, Celesta Crumbaker, Margaret Ellen Terry. Second Row—Betty Spybey, Elizabeth Plum, Betty Walkey,Betty Keller, Mary Elizabeth Kirn. Thin! Row—George Neeley, Richard Bowers, Kenneth Trimmer. The purpose of the Honor Society is to create an enthusiasm for scholarship, to stimulate a desire to render service, to promote leadership, and to develop character in the students of our High School. Character, scholarship, leadership, and service are the fundamental virtues most useful to society and therefore most worthy of encouragement. Membership to this club is the highest honor which can be bestowed on a high school student. This honor may be attained by Junior and Senior class members. The following students averaged 90 or above for their four years work in High School. Lucile Alexander, Dorothy Baker, Mary Estella Baus, Mary Beery, Anna Louise Blosser, Richard Bowers, Rebel Bright Ruth Buchmant Pauline Crist, Celesta� Crumbaker, Paul Darling, Russell Down- hour, Eleanor Dunkle, Marjorie George, Betty Greir, Paula Hedges, Alca Johnson, Marcella Julian, Mary E. Kirn, Dorothy Kirn, Agnes Knotts, Ruth Leach, Jane Mill er, Mary K. Miller, Marcella Mondhank George Neeley, Charles North, Merrill Pai- ran, Lester Peach, Elizabeth Plum, Laveme Raab, Virginia Reed, Virginia Reese, Lata Reynolds, Robert Rockey, Donald Rowles, Robert Ruff, Betty Spybey, Ruth Stalder, Margaret E. Terry, Ruby Valentine, Betty Walkey. —Imiy uiUi n ■ in LATIN CLUB President .................................................... Margaret Ellen Terry Vice-President ................................................... Elizabeth Plum Secretary-Treasurer .............................................. Betty Pickering Advisor ....................................................... Miss Grace Griffith These intellectuals are honorary members of the Virgil, Cicero, and Caesar Classes. Interest in Greek and Roman surroundings and customs is hcighthoned by talks given by club members. The club meetings are entertaining as well as instructive. First Row—Virginia Reese, Elizabeth Plum, Marth Kirn, Miss Griffith, Margaret Ellen Terry, Pauline Crist , Betty Grier. Second Row—Celesta Crumbakcr. Betty Pickering, Virginia Reed, Mary Elizabeth Kirn, Pauln Hedges, Alca Johnston, Florence Katherine Stoudt. Third Row—Anne Radebaugh, Harriet Stuckey, Winifred Bender, Mary Beery, Betty Spybey, Mary Baus, Anne Bails, Anna Martens, Ruth Buchman, Donald Rowles, Neil Thimmes. JUNIOR HI-Y President ..... Vice-President Secretary ..... Advisor ....... .. Kenneth Rider Trafford Tobias .. Dick Wyman Mr. E. Erick The lads of the Junior Hi-Y endeavor to create and maintain higher standards of Christian living. They too, have their weincr roasts and parties. First Row—Gilbert Gruendi, Neil McGibbeny, Harry Abdalla, William Cole, Allan Smith, William Reel, Richard Wyman, Harold Lendham. Second Row—Kenneth Rider, Robert White, Ted Moulton, Joe Weiss, William (ioslin, James Parker. Third Row—Murrel Mills, Paul Weis, Mr. Coleman, Chase Soliday, Ralph Rogers, Jack Figgins. THRIFT CLUB President .......... Vice-President ..... Secretary-Treasurer Advisor ........... ........... Bill Cann .......... Irvin Smith Mary Elizabeth Kirn ...... Miss N. Holt This elub endeavors to form the habit of systematic savins', to impress upon the minds of the members the importance of thrift, and to encourage the pcrcentasre of banking in the entire chool. The clubs social meetings are enjoyed by its Freshmen, Sophomore, Junior and Senior members. First Row—Winifred Bender, Marcella Julian, Margaret Himes, Mary Beery. Bill Cann, Miss Holt, Pauline Crist, Mary Louise Matt, Isabelle Kane. Second Row—Martha Franklin, Mary Eunice Peters, Ruth Johnson, Jayne Heibert, Joy Snow, Alice Mae Hickson. Third Row—Catherine Vernon, Marjorie Simmons, Martha Tippin, Angela Abels, Judith Rndcbaugn, Nellie Bay, Betty Schneider, Judith Riddle. Fourth Row—Irvin Smith, Robert Fricker, William Reel, Evelyn Harden, Ralph McCracken, Billy Farley. r HOME ECONOMICS CLUB President .................................................. Jane Houck Vice-President ........................................... Barbara Blake Secretary-Treasurer ...................................... Martha Fippin Advisor ................................Misses R. J. Yauger and B. Nafzger This club of energetic girls takes its members from the food and clothing classes. The club aims to promote interest in Home Economics and to put into practice, the things they learn. It has greatly increased in number until this year there are about eighty members. Left to Right: First Row—Mary Katherine Miller, Isabelle Kane, Lillian Neff, Genevieve Fickle, Miss Yauger, Miss Nafzgar, Forrest Hite, Lynella Miesse, Della George, Esther Ellin- f?er. Second Row—Lawrence Kline, Evelyn Lutz, Teresa Conrad, Clarabello Heffner, Lucille Arnold, Winifred Bender, Lillian Turkenton, Luella Ream, Marjorie Tipple, Geneva Delp, Irene Scholl. Aunita Mae Brenner, Barbara Blake, Fern Teeter, Dean Blosser,. Third Row—Mildred Johnson, Margaret Hall, Zelma Cams, Edith Lysinger, Betty Getz, Genevieve Delp, Pauline Roush. Fourth Row—George Bizzell, Alice Collins, Martha Tippin, Dorothy Short, Adrian RufFner, Betty Brown, Virginia Moneymaker, Anna Dickson, Ruby Kohler, Edith Arnold, Thomas Mills. Fifth Row—Ruth Unks, Leota Miller, Aunita Friesner, Violet Deffenbaugh, Betty Brown, Betty Wagner, Ruth Con tost a, Leona Haynes, Helen Roscoe, Helen Whiley. Sixth Row—-Gail Bandy, Betty Mathias, Maru Shugert, Ruth Cochran, Dorothy Siler, Evelyn Friesner, Ruth Beery, Janis Hein, Ortho Bruney, Frances England. Seventh Row—Ethel Figgins, Maxine Everitt, Marvine Stein, Thelma Wright, Marcella Julian, Alice Tobias, Phyllis Crist, Lucile SchoM, Juanita Azbell. Eighth Row—Mary Frances McFarlan, Ruth Eisle, Ruth Drake, Betty Houck, Ruth Bowlin, Marjorie George, Ruby Fair. LITERARY CLUB President ..................................................... Patty Wadsworth Vice-President ...................................................... Mary Beery Secretary ...................................................... Marcella Julian Advisor ........................................................ Mr. D. Hickson AH the members of the Literary Club entertain debating give extemporaneous speeches, encourage a deep 'nterest in really good literature, and keep up on daily hap- penings ns well as have their fun times. Left to Right: First Row—Isabelle Kane. Mary Kathryn Miller, Lillian Neff, Kathleen Long, Nancy Daugherty, Ruth Oberdorfer, Ruth Johnson. Second Row—Julia McLeod, Jane Heibert, Joy Snow, Eleanor Theobald, Clarabelle Heffner, Betty Poole, Lillian Kerns. Third Row—Marcella Julian, Miriam Camp, Mary Beery, Virginia Todd, Ruth Buchman, Mary Estella Baus, Ruth Randolph, Helen Poling. Fourth Row—Ruth Eisle, Betty Spybcy, Patty Wadsworth, Robert Rockey, Char les Steiner, Ruth Stalder. GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB These girls have worked hard and faithfully and have had their share of public- appearance. It is open to Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors. First Row—Miriam Johnson, Ruth Hutsler, Velma Crist. Kathleen Long. Pauline Crist, Isabell Kane, Mary Eunice Peters, Martha Franklin, Helen Poling, Ivy Mae More- hart,Helen Roscoe, Betty Houston. Second Row—Lillian Kerns, Ruth Oberdorfer, Adelaide Greiner, Dorothy Kirn, Ruth Randolph, Jeanette Roach—. Third Row—Betty Schneider, Joan Hoffman, Florence Katherine Stoudt, Martha Kirn, Eileen Hattendorf, Clarabelle Heffner, Lucille Scholl. Fourth Row—Adelaide Hale, Margaret Carpenter, Edith Levine, Annita Brenner, Maribelle Garrison, Kay Hoyman, Elizabeth Plum, Margaret Ellen Terry, Helen Car- penter, Cleo Bitler, Vera Mae Bobo. fifth Row—Ann Louise Blosser, Agnes Knotts, Margaret Dunken, Barbara Blake, Virginia Reese, Betty Walkey, Virginia Reed, Winifred Bender, Mary Elizabeth Plum, Mary Beery. Sixth Row—Jane Miller, Betty Cook, Gladys Caves, Ruth Johnson, Mildred Young. BOYS’ GLEE CLUB This club is made up of the select voices ainonp; the boys. It is open to Sophomores, Juniors and Seniors. Left to Right: Charles Steiner, Ralph Betts, Leroy Bitler, Bernard Wilson, Mr. Keller, Olenn Wilson, Kenneth Silbaugh. Second Row—Kenneth Trimmer, George Hedges, Robert Bruney, Richard Wyman, Ted Alfred, Glenn Roach, Paul Cunningham. Third Row—George Neeley, Donald Rowles, Richard Walker, Bill Reel, Geoi-go Bizzell, Robert Unks. Fourth Row Robert Rockey, Bill Farley, Cecil Loose, Eugene Runklo, Carl Schlub, Chester Crumley, Maynard MeClurg. BAND The band has increased its membership to forty-five this year, and, under the en- ergetic leadership of Mr. Keller, has done much to arouse enthusiasm and school spirit at football games. They are hosts to the Central Ohio Band Association this year, which is made up of five bands of Central Ohio. A concert is also given in June. Left to Right First Row—Mr. Keller, George Hedges, Robert Roekey, Fred Neeley, Carol Smeck, Donald Durig, George Bizzell Maynard McClurg, Bruce Bibler, Leroy Bitler, Robert Crumley, Kenneth Carpenter, Junior Riser, Frank Silver. Second Row—Paul Weis, Carl Hughes, Danny Gilkey, Chester Crumley, Harvey Scleich. Ralph Betts, Marvin Stein, Joe Weiss, Robert Brunney, Teddy Alfred, William McClurg, Lester Diley, Fred Carrol, Cecil Ixiose, George Neeley. Third Row—Trafford Tobias, Dale Unklesby, Clarabelle Heffner, Jane Neuteschel, Jud'th Riddle, Wiliam Jasper, Janies Miller. Billy Loving, William Young, Roger Eaton, William Crist, Paul Graf, Lloyd Miller, Charles Halas, Eugene Runkle, Wm. Moore. liiwna THE ORCHESTRA The orchestra improved this year far beyond our expectation and furnished pleas- ing music before many of the plays presented in the auditorium, ably directed by Mr. Keller. Left to Right First Row—Elsie Lee Bibler, Helen Weaver, Loretta Finley, Bob Reel, Theodore Young, Paul Steinmetz, Eugene Runkle, Don Hedges, Glenn Wilson, Roger Eaton. George Bizzell, June Griffey, Lloyd Miller. Second Row—Judith Riddle. Miriam Johnson, Ellen Lamp, Clarabelle Heffner, Robert Crumley. Maynard McClurg, Leslie Howard, Paul Weis, Carl Schlub, Bruce Bibler, William Moore. Third Row—Mr. Keller. James Miller. Trafford Tobias. William Jasper, Dan Gil- key, Charles Halas, Robert Hockey, George Neeley, Cecil Loose. MUSIC CLUB President .......... Vice President ..... Secretary-Treasurer Advisor ............ Maynard McClurg Robert Rockey ... Dorothy Kirn ... Mr. K. Keller This club is the High School Music's social organization. The members eagerly try to promote better music in the High School anti community. Membership is open to Junior and Senior classmen only. Ixsft to Right First Row—Charles Steiner, Helen Poling, Jane Miller, Mr. Keller, Mary Louise Matt, Isabele Kane. Second Row—Maynard McClurg, Robert Rockey, Elizabeth Plum, Miriam John- son, Paul Cunningham. SENIOR HRY President ......................................................... Maynard McClurg Vice-President ........................................................ Ralph Betts Secretary Treasurer .................................................. Donald Rowles Advisor ............................................................ Mr. W. C. Still Left to Right This group of jolly, good follows strive for a four-fold purpose; clean speech, clean living, clean scholarship and clean sports. The boys frequently have their good times, too. First Row—Cloise Brown, Robert Beery, Robert Rockey, Harold Morris, John Moore, Sam Cole, Merril Pairan. Second Row—Charles Thomas, Ralph Betts, George Hedges, Robort Crumley, Paul Cunningham, George Bizzell, Robert Burton, George Abdalla. Third Row—Kenneth Trimmer, William Stage. Thomas Mills, Donald Rowles, Richard Bowers, Freder'ck Brown, Herbert Ruff, Scott Markwood. Fourth Row—Mr. Still, Carl Schlub, Robert Figley, Chester Crumley, Maynard McClurg, Christian Paulakuhn, Charles North, Bill Gann. “THE VALLEY OF GHOSTS” SENIOR CLASS PLAY Cast of Characters: Minnie Strange .... Helen Wayne ....... Sally Ann ......... Lily Violet ....... Elvira Todd ....... Mrs. Scott ........ Jonathan Black .... Jack Martin ....... Pete .............. Amos Hill ......... A Watchman ........ A Ghost ........... ..... Virginia Reed ... Elizabeth Plum ... Virginia Reese Mary Elizabeth Kirn ..... Betty Walkey ... Isabel 1 Johnson ... Maynard McClurg ..... Robert Figley ... Kenneth Trimmer ... Charles Steiner ........ Glen Yoder ... Leonard Thimmes The story takes place in Spooky Hollow at the house of the deceased Lucille Evans which is presumably haunted. The characters assemble to hear the reading of Miss Evans’will. It is revealed in the will that the house has been left to Helen Wayne and Jack Martin, with the promise that they make their residence there for a year. Endless complications arise in the person of Minnie Strange who, as her name indicates, makes her appearance at every tense moment, and several ghostly figures. The four negro servants add a spicy bit of humor. This place was very ably directed by Mr. William Still, and as the first play of the school year was a huge success. mn “OH, PROFESSOR” JUNIOR CLASS PLAY Jake, the janitor ........................ Frederica, Dr. Aristotle's Secretary... Dr. Aristotle, Dean of Preston Academy Fluff, Bertha, Jean, Belle—Coeds ...... Michael Pemberton ..................... Professor Courtright .................. Jimmy Anderson ........................ Patricia Patterson ...................... Nel’s Fifi ............................ •} ......................... William Goslin ............................ Betty Cook ......................... Kenneth Rider Maribel Garrison, Bernadine Mowery, Ruth Weakley, Odessa Coleman ......................... Robert White ............................ Paul Weiss .............................. Joe Weiss ..............Florence Katherine Stoudt ......................... Kathleen Long The play takes place in the summer school of Brixton Academy for Young Ladies. Dr. Aristotle, the Dean, finds he must leave for a limited length of time and gives Miss Frederica, his secretary, all necessary instructions for carrying on until Professor Courtright. his substitute arrives. Much to the delight of the audience, a dashing young bachelor, Michael Pemberton and the conserative Professor Courtright exchange places, leaving both in rather difficult places, Michael Pemberton with a talk on As- tronomy to give and the Professor with a ravishing young French woman, Fifi to es- cort around. More complicated becomes the plot when Jimmy Anderson turns up to be hidden in the school and disguised as n girl and Patricia Patterson, a lovely young lady whom Michael met when abroad, attends the school. The Janitor, Jake with Fluff, Bertha, Jean, and Belle furnish humor. We are left with the impression that every thing ended happily. This is another triumph for William C. Still. It was well attended and thoroughly enjoyed. EPkSQDE ATHLETICS COACHES ▼ Fred B. Wallace is in charge of the boys' basket ball. He also acts as instructor in physical education. Kmmitt Clark has charge of the intramural athletics. Ralph Crooks, assistant coach of football and baseball. E. J. Wilson, coach of football and baseball. Mr. Wilson has been very successful as conch, having won the Central Lenguei championship for three consecutive years. VARSITY FOOTBALL SQUAD Left to Right First Row—Coach Wilson, Beach, Burton, Bookman, Cann, Bowers, Morris, Moore Hedges, Blosser, Pairan, C. Brown, Asst. Coach Crook, Mgr. Bizzell. Second Row—Mgrs. Kuhns and Rider, Baird, Ruff, White, England, Cole, Finley, Betts, Smith, Hawkins, Figgenr, Fceman Asst., Cuach, Mgr. Paulnkuhn. Third Row—Stine, Baughman, Kauffman, Kuhn, McKibney, J. Brown, Welch, Frick er, Dennison, Poling, Tipple, Soliday, Scott, Van Gundy, B. Smith. Fourth Row— Shrleve, Shousc, Westenbarger, McLaughlin, Glaab, Tobin, Eggert, Daugherty, H. Smith, Grumm, Hughey, Spangler, Reef. Through the diligent work of Coach Wilson and Assistant Coaches, Crook and. Mil- ler, and also through the cooperation of the squad, Lancaster High has produced one of the most successful teams in the history of the school. Lancaster lost none of the eleven games played, although, through, three of the games were tied. Lancaster won the Central Ohio League Championship, for the third consecutive year. We are sorry to lose the entire Varsity team, but, nevertheless, we have a good out look for next year as many lower classmen saw active service on the field, which will help to make next year’s team a great success. L. H. S 13 Circleville 0 L. H. S Cambridge 0 L. H. S Athens 0 L. 11. S 19 Mt. Vernon G L. H. S 12 Lan. St. Mary’s 6 L. H. S 13 Col. Central 6 L. H. S 0 Newark 0 L. H. S 7 Zanesville 0 L. H. S 19 Coshocton 0 L. H. S 0 Chillicothe 0 L. H. S 24 Col. East 24 Cann (Capt.) Feeman ....... Coach Wilson Senior .......................................... Guard Senior ............................................ End Sen ior ........................................... End Senior ................................... Quarter-back Moore Brown HUSGE Beach Hedges Bowers Ruff Betts Coach Millet Senior ...................................... Half-back Senior ...................................... Half-back Senior ......................................... Tackle Senior ........................................ Forward Senior ...................................... Half-back Coach Crooks Quarter-back England Cole Senior Tackle Pairan „ . u.1—.LilUll «sii� 7Ma= Burton Morris Blosscr Bookman ..............Senior Carrol Baird .. Guard .. Tackle Half-back .. Center .... End .. End lill’ZM VARSITY BASKETBALL SQUAD Left to Right First Row—Joseph Dumm, Allen Smith, Robert Burton, Jack Beach, George Biz- zell, Kenneth Trimmer, James Daugherty, Oscar Hawkins. Second Row—Mr. Coleman, Gail Baughman, John Brown, George Carsey, Harold Morris, John Moore, Chales North, Boice VanGundy, Robert Wills, Mr. Wallace. Third Row—William Cann, James Eggert, Irvin Smith, Norbcrt Welch, Bob Smith, Robert Kaumeyer, Robert Fricker, Howard Dennison, Robert Pursell, Dick Wyman. Lancaster 31 Nclsonville 5 Lancaster 20 Marietta 26 Lancaster 26 Chillicothe 20 Lancaster 25 Copperville-Tenn 20 Lancaster 23 Coshocton 28 Lancaster 23 Zanesville 32 Lancaster 24 Newark 31 Lancaster 28 Mt. Vernon 27 Lancaster 12 Lancaster St. Mary’s 11 Lancaster 32 Cambridge 19 Lancaster 23 Coshocton 14 Lancaster 31 Zanesville 17 Lancaster 27 Newark 28 Lancaster 23 Chillicothe 20 Lancaster 32 Mt. Vernon 37 Lancaster 16 I ancaster St. Mary’s 12 Lancaster 41 Cambridge 16 District Turney Lancaster 31 Col. Aquinas 17 Lancaster 29 Col. Central 28 Lancaster 22 Col. East 18 Lancaster 22 Col. North 48 ■ Beach Senior Forward Trimmer Senior Guard Daugherty Fresh Forward Smith Junior Guard Moore Senior Center Morris Capt. Bizzell Burton North Hawkins Great Praise is due to the Lancaster High School Basketball squad for this year. They have proven their ability on the gym floor and also at out of town games. Coach, Fred Wallace, should be mentioned for it is through his system of training which has given the entire squad a more cooperative atti- tude. This team was runner-up in the Basketball- ▼ Tourney. EPISODE. K FEATURES DIARY Sept. 11—Back to dear Alma Mater! More Freshmen getting lost. Sept. 12—Rushing still on. Sept. 13—First full day of school. Oh! My-OH-My! Sept. 15—First General Assembly. Aud- itorium fuller than last year. Sept. 18—Freshies got a nice bath in pond. Sr. Hi-Y first meeting. Sept. 21—Big Pep meeting and bonfire. Plenty of good spirit. Will it hold out? Sept. 22—Down Circleville 13 to 0 in first game of season. Mr. Griffey talk ed to us at Assembly. Sept. 25—What’s this I hear about the Wonderful New Juniors? Sept. 26—Who’s Thrifty today? Not many—well lets hope for more next. What’s happening to the Seniors I hear they are not very studious. May be it’s the hot weather. Suppose? Sept. 27—Senior Officers nominated. It rained and rained, and rained some more. Sept. 28—Senior Officers elected: Trim mer. Beach, Plum and R. Crumley. Honor club elect officers. Bonfire in evening. Where did our pep disappear to? Sept. 29—School Spirit discussed at As- sembly. Opened league season with a victory, 32 to 0. Cambridge tuff luck. Where did the Hi-Y hot-dog-cook get his hat? Oct. 2—Junior Election. Oct. 3—Hi-Y hay ride. 0« t. 4—Why all the sleeping in a certain History class? Too much lunch or bor ing company. Oct. 6—Mr. Griffey addressed General Assembly. Again victorious, over Ath- ens this time 21-2. Oct. 9—Sophomore election. First try out for Sr. Play. Who are the drama- ists this year. Oct. 10—A vacation: Out for the Fair. Oct. 12—Latin Club Breakfast at Flat Rocks. Oct. 13—Victorious over Mt. Vernon, 19-0. Oct. 16—Back to school.Blue Monday. Oct. 19—rep Meeting. Oct. 20—Victorious over St. Marys 12- 6. Charlie Steiner’s talk at Assembly did some good. Oct. 23—Today is the day of crying or is it happiness? Grade cards. Oct. 24—Hi-Y has party at Avondale. Guests from Newark. Oct. 25—Jr. hay ride. Dixon at high school. Oct. 27—Vacation. Downed Columbus 13-0. Another feather in the team’s hat. Oct. 31—Careful Freshmen, the Goblins will get you! Nov. 2—I wonder how many times the camera was broken. Nov. 3—Honor Club have a party at Crystal Springs. Ill gets the cup. Nov. 4—A scoreless tie for Newark and our Purple and Gold men. First time a tie for us. L. H. S. in Newark in full force. Nov. 8—Mr. Harry Sane taught us how to be Safety. Nov. 11—Lancaster downs Zanesville 7- O,Hawkins is again the hero because of his 98 yard run. Nov. 15—“The Valley of Ghosts” enter- tains the Children’s Home. Nov. 17—First Senior Play “The Valley of Ghosts” plays to record breaking crowd. Nov. 18—Football team wins the Central Ohio League for third consecutive time bv defeating Coshocton 19-0. Many cheers for the team and more power to you. Nov. 20—The Freshmen have lost a lot of sleep because of Ghosts. Nov. 21—“What does a skunk look like?” ask Kenneth Trimmer. Nov. 22—-‘Lost, strayed or stolen, one nice skunk. Nov. 24—Most eventful day in history! Picture show at Assembly. Team ties Chillicotho 0-0. First Senior Party at Avondale. Biff success. Nov. 29—Out for Thanksgiving. Bo care- ful Freshie don’t eat too much. Nov. 30—Final football game of season. Columbus East High 24-24. May next year’s team be as successful as this one! Sorry to lose the Seniors. May you be as successful in the future! Dee. 4—Moore. Morris. Pairan are nam- ed on the All-Central Football Teem. Dec. 6—Why the big dint in the floor at the corner opposite 104 and the cane, Mr. Enoch? Dec. 7—Why is there such a thing as a Physics test? Maybe that is what gave Don Rowles the black eye? Dec. 8—J. Keller Kirn spoke in Assem- bly. Literary Party at Avondale. Dec. 11—Old Man Winter brought Hi-Y boys back from Convention. Dec. 12—Why was Richard Bowers the center of attraction during Fourth Per iod? Dec. 13—Just in case the Freshmen don’t know, the perfume in the hall is caused by the happy Junior Chemistry stud- dents.� Dec. 15—Room 103 awarded the scho- larship cup for having highest aver- age. Basketball season opens with a bang. Nelsonville defeated 31-5. Dec. 18—The Hi-Y boys are playing San ta Claus.Yes, Freshie, I mean the Christmas tree. Dec. 20—Yes, the Freshmen are much better than usual. Dec 21—Freshmen have their first par- ty. Dec. 22—Mr. Wilson presents Football members with letters. Mr. Keller’s choir entertain us also. Freshies don’t forget to hang up your stocking. Dec. 23—Boys lose a hard fought game to Marietta. Dec. 27—Team wins at Chillicothc. Dec. 29—Win from Copperrille, Tenn. ................ 1934 ................. Jan. 2—The Freshmen are so thrilled ov- er Santa Claus and the Seniors had such a good time that they can’t get down to business again. Jan 5—Twenty-one Seniors are formally taken into the National Honor Socie- ty. Boys lose first' leagir . game to Cos hocton 28-23. Jan. 9—The reason for the bright shin,., faces, no mid-year exams. Boys lose to Zanesville. Jan. 13—Boys lose a most exciting game to Newark. Jan. 1G—Why did Ben Hur become so ap parent in Room 103? See Bob Figley. Jan 17—Why do we have to have tests? Jan. 19—First league victory over Mt. Vernon 28-27. Senior celebrate with party at Avondale . Jan. 23—History is made today. Defeat- ed St. Mary’s 12-11 Jan. 26—Down Cambridge 32-19. Cin- ture the good playing. Jan. 26—Down Cambridge 32-19. Feb. 2—Room 102 receives the cup for highest scholastic average for the past six weeks. Basketball team beats Coshocton 31-17. Feb. 5—Did you know Mr. Berry was once called a fairy? Feb. 6—Down Zanesville 31-17. Feb. 10—Lose to Newark 28-27. Feb. 13—Lose an over-time game to Chil licothe 29-23. Feb. 14—Wa Wa Kee celebrated the day with Valentine Party. Did some one say they got a comic Valentine? Feb. 15—What’s this I hear about The Professor”? Feb. 16—Jr. Play, “Oh, Professor,” goes off with a bang. Fob. 16—Lose to Mt. Vernon 37-32. Feb. 17—Honor club has party at Avon- dale. Feb. 20—Seniors have very important meeting:. Feb. 21—Team wins last league from Cambridge 47-19. Sophomore party at Avondale. Out for vacation! Hurrah for Geo. Washington. Feb. 26—Win again from St. Marys 16- 12. Feb. 27—Latin Club entertain new mem- bers at a supper. Feb. 28—Did someone say it was cold? March 1—Wanted Russian songbirds! March 2—Win first round of Tourna- ment with Aquinas 31-17. March 3—Defeat Columbus Central 29- 2S. March 4—Choir sing at Capitol. March 5—Did you say Basket-ball he- ros? March 7—Gold footballs given to Foot- ball team. March 9—M. J. Smith Damron demon- strates how pottery is made. Defeat Columbus East 22-18. March 10—Defeated by Columbus North in district finals. March 11—Young Peoples’ week. Gener- al Assembly every day. March 16—Did some one say an English test? Room 105 presented the schol- arship cup. March 20—Boy’s Glee Club put “Alaba- ma Jubilee” over with a bang. March 21—Seniors are addresed by Miss Priscilla Hengst. March 22—“Merchant of Venice.” March 23—Chas. D. North says he owes his whole success ns a Shakespearian actor to Miss McCoy. March 28—Who said the Senior boys could not play Volley Ball! March 29—Out for Easter vacation. April 2—Some of the Freshmen must have been “April-fooled”. April 5—Mid-Winter Frolic. Who would have guessed there was so much ta- lent in the Big Red Building on the Hill. April 6—Orchestra entertains during As- sembly Period. April 10—“Just a little verse today, There is nothing more to say.” Longfellow. April 13- -Juniors taken into National Honor Society. April 23—Hi-Y Play “Tiger House.” April 27—Jr. Prom. Great fun. May 3—Jr.-Sr. Banquet. May 4—Band Festival. May 11—“Melinka of Astrakhan” is huge success. May 15—Senior Program. May 18—Senior Dance. May 20—Baccalaureate. May 21—Senior Class Play. Mav 22—Grand finale, to press we go We hope you'll think our book not slow. If you’ve any old eggs, please leave them at home This is our best in the shape of a poem. May 23—As time grows nearer, we rea- lize how d ear our school, teachers and class mates really are. May 24—Commencement. May 25—The Last Round-Up at picnic. unwwa= HUMOR John Moore, applying for position: Are you a football fan? Employer: Why do you ask an imperti- nent question? Moore: I want a boss who can be reason- able when I tell him I have to go to my grandmother’s funeral. Sign Painter: Who ordered this sign say ing “Standing Room Only?” Boy: A boarding-house keeper. She wants to hang it outside the bath- room on Saturday nights. Teacher: What is a skeleton? Dick Wyman: It’s what you have left of a person after you’ve taken his outsides off and his insides out. Concert Manager: What, you want $10 a night for playing? That’s ridicu- lous in these time. You must charge by note. Cecil Loose: No, I charge by the mile. I play the slide trombone. Jay no Heibert: 1 can’t understand dar- ling, what is wrong with these pan- cakes. They turn to stone as soon as I put the batter on the griddle. I used the new buckwheat flour you brought home last night, so they ought to be perfect just as mother makes them. Vernon Knapp: I know what’s the mat- ter, sweetness, what I brought home last night was plaster of Paris. Isabelle Johnson: That butter and egg man from Texas offered me his hand and fortune when he took me out riding last night, but I refus- ed him. Betty Walkey: Oh, why? I. J.: One was too large and the other was too small. Nancy Daugherty: Where did you learn to become such an expert swim- mer ? Jack Beach: I served several years as traffic cop in Venice. Mr. Clark: What arc the seasons? Dean Blosscr: Football and baseball. They were walking along the beach in the summer moonlitc. Does the moon affect the tide?” the sweet youth thing asked. “No, just the untide,” he replied. Chas. North: That girl is certainly the picture of health. Christian Paulakuhn: Yes, she’s mighty ell painted. Teacher: What are the properties of heat and cold? Sam Cole: Heat expands and cold con- tracts. Teacher: Correct. Now give me an ex- ample. S. Cole: In summer, when it’s hot, the days are long, And in the winter, when it’s cold, they are short. Mr. Berry: Do you believe, that George Washington never told a lie? Louis England: Well, he didn’t after he married the widow anyway; he knew he could never get away with it. Betty Pickering: I found two dresses at the store. One was $13 and the other was $18. Mrs. Pickering: Which one did you take? Betty: I took the one that was $18. I’m superstitious about the number 13. SHffiffiES Mrs. Cann looked in vain for her son. She searched the ground floor, the sec- ond story and the attic. Finally, to to make sure, she climbed to the trap down in the roof, pushed it open and cried, “William Henry, arc you there?” The answer came: No, mother. Have you looked in the cellar?” Mr. Still: Unselfishness is voluntarily going without things we need. Give a living example of it, John? Fright Freshman: Me. I go without a bath when I need iu Mr. Neff: What is the difference be- tween electricity and lightning, Dal Metcalf: You don’t have to pay for lightening. Mr. Enoch: Tod, what do they raise in Cuba? Tod Cox: I know, but I don’t want to say it. Mother tells me I mustn’t talk rough. Teacher: Willie, you may explain to the class how we hear things? Willie: Pa tells ‘cm to ma as a secret and she tells ’em to the bridge club ns a secret, and they’re broadcast. Miss Griffith: What do you thing of those old Greek and Roman sculp- tors? Don Rowles: They’re no good; every one of them was a chiseler. “What did Miss West say after you kiss ed her?” She told me to call ■ Friday hereafter because that was amateur night.” Betty Schneider: What would you do if I should cry? Bob Tobin: I’d hang out a sign, ‘wet paint.’ Margaret Himes: Why do you suppose people seem to be all tired out when April 1st comes? Fred Brown: It’s natural They’ve just completed a March of Jll days, hav- en’t they? Bob Crumley: That librarian made a blunder. Isabelle Kane: How’s that? B. Crumley: I asked for Shakespeare’s plays and now she’s gone and sent me Shakespeare’s works. “You say your laundry woman reminds you of a good preacher?” “Yes, she i always bringing things home to me that I never saw be- fore.” “There’s a girl who would rather remain single than to be the slave of any man.” ‘ But isn’t she afraid of being lone- some?” “Oh, no, ‘She’s too busy working on her great book,’ How to Manage a Hus band.” Mr. Wilson: Say, you big boot, where did you learn to play football? Harold Morris: From reading your book. Child: Mother, was papa the first man who ever proposed to you? Mother: Yes, why do you ask? Child: I was just thinking that we might have done better if we had shopped around a little. She: I like to dress to match my com- plexion. He: But those hand-painted costumes are very expensive, aren’t they? Miss Silbaugh: What’s a monosyllable? Leonard Sells: A long term for a short word. TfTPaCF Mother: Now, Tommy, run upstairs and get baby’s nightgown. Tommy: Don’t want to. Mother: Oh, well, if you’re going to be unkind to your new little sister sh6 may put on wings and fly back to heaven. Tommy: Then let her put on her wings and get her nightgown. Mr. Crooks: State the number of tons of coal shipped out of the U. S. in any given year. Pat Wordsworth: In 1492—None. Kenneth Trimmer: Are you fond of in- door sports? Ce’esta Crumbaker: Yes, if they know when to go home. “You must think I am as big a fool as I look.” “I think that if you aren’t you have a giea‘, deal to be thankful for.” Robert Burton: How do you keep your roommate from reading your notes? Mary Estclla Baus: Easy, I just stick 'em in her books. Impatient Customer: Can’t you wait on me? Two pounds of liver. I’m in a hurry. Herbert Ruff: Sorry, madam but two or three are ahead of you. You sure ly don’t want your liver out of or- der ? Mr. Miller: What is a detour? Gene Norton: The roughest distance be- tween two points. Cloice Brown: These eggs were not fresh. Chas. Thomas: Not fresh! I don’t see how that can be? They’re right from the country. Cloice Brown: Yes, but what country? Chas. Steiner: What’s the plural for whim ? Kenny Baird: Women. Tramp: Lady, have you a piece of cake handy, to give to a poor man who hasn’t had a bite of anything for two days? Lady: Cake? Why isn’t bread good c- nough for you? Tramp: Ordinarily, yes, ma’am, but this is my birthday and I wish to cele- brate a little. Mr. Oberdorfer: No, Virginia, I don’t know the Latin word for “people.” Virginia: Populi. Mr. O.: How dare you accuse your fa- ther of lying. Miss Weiton.: Maynard, give three proofs that the earth is round. M. McClurg: Yes’m. The book says sc, you soy so, and ma says so. Ruth Buchmnn: How does that clock go that you won at the fair? Virginia Reed: Fine! It does an hour in less than 45 minutes. Mr. Crooks: Name the five Zones. Alan Smith: Temperate, intemperate, war, postal and O. Mary Estclla Baus: Papa, what do you call a man who runs an automo- bile? Mr. Baus: It depends on how near he comes to hitting me. Mr. Berry who had been telling his pu- pils the story of the discovery of America by Columbus, ended by say- ing: “And all this happened more than 400 years ago.” Robert Unks’s eyes popped wide and he exclaimed, “Whew! What a memory you have!” On Johnnies’ return from n little birth- day party his mother expressed the hope that he had behaved politely and had been careful to say “No, thank you” when anything wos offer- ed him which he didn’t take. Johnnie shook his head seriously and re- marked: “I didn’t have to say ‘No, thank you’ ‘cause I ate everything there was. Mother to Daughter: What did that young oculist say about your eyes when you asked him to look at him? Will you have to wear glasses? Daughter: He said my eyes were the most beautiful he ever saw. I think he forgot all about the glasses. Mary Estella Baus: Say, do you know what’s all over L. H. S? Marcella Julian: No, what? M. E. Baus: Ruin (Roof—could it be Herbert ?) “Do you take this woman till death do you part?” demandet! the parson. “Don’t I get any time off for good behav- ior?” asked the victim. Bill Cann: Boice. do you ever peep thru the keyhole when I am sitting in there with your sister? B. Van Gundy: Sometimes—When mo- ther ain’t there . Virginia Reese: He wore my photograph over his heart and it stopped a bull et when he went to Chicago. Elizabeth Plum: I’m not surprised, dear. It would stop anything. “Dear Editor,” wrote the anxious corres- pondent, I am in love with a very homely girl, while a very pretty girl with lots of money wants me to marry her. What shall I do?” The editor replied: “By all means marry the one you love, and send me the name and address of the other one.” Mr. Smart: In some countries men are allowed more than one wife. Thar, is called polygamy. In Christian countries like ours a man is allowed only one. What is that called? Chas. Steiner: Monotony. Ann Radebaugh: Would leave your home for me? Dean Blosser: I’d leave a baseball game in the ninth inning with the score a tie for you. Bob Frlcker: My love for you is like the deep blue sea. Ruth Randolph: Yes, and I take it with a corresponding amount of salt. Ruby Valentine: They say I have eyes like my father. George Hedges: Yes, I’ve heard some- body remark that you were pop- eyed. Mr. Neff: What type of water is known to every man? Merrill Pairan: Women’s tears, sir. Paul Cunningham: You should see the graceful lines of her neck and her liquid eyes. Her skin is like velvet and her breath smells like new mown hay. Bob Faigley: Are you speaking of a girl or a cow? The pet joke of a certain community was to offer a dime and a nickel to Jed, town half-wit. The poor fell- ow always took the nickel, because it was larger. One day a stranger, having been told about Jed, made the customary offer of a dime and a nickel. When Jed took the nickel the visitor asked him: “Don’t you really know the difference between a nickel and a dime? “Sure I do.” answered Jed with a crafty smile, “ but if 1 took the dime they’d never try me no more!” BffifflE ★ SCHOOL DAYS ... back in a flash with memories refreshed. The annual fillod with pictures dramatizing school life as you lived it has an inestimable value to you as the years pass. Every school financially able should have an annual. Communi- cate with us for information con- cerning our specialized service for all kinds of school publications. ★ ★ ★ SjcIujxtL (PuLhJJjoatAxrrL S er.vJjce INDIANAPOLIS ENGRAVING COMPANY INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA The Photographs in this Annual were Furnished by Lancaster, Ohio in A PICTURE PRESERVE me ME UCPy RE c c _______ A ID u A T ----II C A;. A i • i •' i KIOS.V I BBipacEa CSY INTELLIGENT PRINTING BY EXPERIENCED CRAFTSMEN The Wilkinson Printing Co “Master Printers” 217 North Broad Street Lancaster, Ohio ASSURING FINE FLOWERS Acton Floral Company FLOWERS BY WIRE Phone 522 Mt. Pleasant Avenue Patronize Our Advertisers HATS SHOES MATTOX CLOTHING FURNISHINGS FOR HONEST VALUES 125 South Broad Street Lancaster, Ohio Frank E. Smith —FUNERAL HOME- 405 North Columbus Street LANCASTER, OHIO Phone 1117 M ondhank’s Men’s Shop MEN’S WEARING APPAREL Store Phone 19 Home Phone 2236-J A. B. HALLER Proprietor SCOVELL DECORATING CO. 120 North Columbus Street LANCASTER, OHIO Complete Line of Wall Papers, Win- dow Shades, Paints, Picture Framing, and Art Goods. Headquarters for Goldsmith Official Athletic Equipment. Wholesale Prices to Schools and Clubs. Mildred Young: What causes the funny smell in the mirage room today? Ruth Stalder: Jokes are dead. “What three Latin verbs will Ruby Val- entine always remember? “ ‘Fecit’, ‘Gessit’ and ‘Missit.’ ” Christian Paulakuhn (at drinking foun- tain): Oh, Mr. Enoch, can you turn this on? Mr. Enoch: Well I don’t know. C. Paulakuhn: My nose is too big, I can’t get it in to get a drink. Mr. Neff: What is a vacuum? Bill Speigle: Well—I’ve got it in my head but I can’t just exactly ex- plain it. Virgil was a brilliant man, Of that there is no doubt, I think he thunk some brilliant thoughts, But I can’t make them out.—Ex. Betty Poole: I could hang on your very words. Sam Cole: Is my line as strong as that? SHOES OF DISTINCTION CHAS. FISHBAUGH EXPERT SHOE REPAIRING QUALITY FAIR PRICES 124 North Broad Street Mr. Johnson: Joe, under what combina- tion is gold most quickly released? Joe Weis: Marriage. Miss McCoy in English class: When did the Revival of Learning begin? Bob Rockey: Just before exams. Mr. Crooks: What is the most useful, the sun or the moon? Ralph Betts: The moon, of course. The moon shines at night, when it is dark, and the sun shines in the day time when we don’t need it. Ruth Walkey: Mary Eunice Peters is learning to ride a bicycle. Martha Fippin: But she rode one last year. Why does she have to learn again? Ruth Walkey: Another fellow is teach- ing her. Ted Moulton: Got a dollar, Ted? Ted Alfred: Yea, I’ve got one. Moulton: Will you lend it to me? Alfred: Nope, that’s the reason I’ve got one. The Wheeling Street Greenhouse Company Extends their Sincere Congratulations to the Class of 1934 K FLOWERS FOR EVERY OCCASION TBendeh GILLESPIE’S Book Supplies Kindly Patronize our Advertisers A. B. VLEREBOME SON WHOLESALE GROCERS West Chestnut Street FURNITURE «ii m J. M. SHONTING Grocer... ESTABLISHED 1902 Where Quality Rules A Home Owned Store Mother: Bobby, its time for you to get ready for school. Have you washed your ears? Bobby: I washed the one that’s on the side next to where the teacher sits. P. Cunningham: So your mother takes in washing, does she? C. Paulakuhn: Certainly. You don’t sup- pose she’d risk having it out at night, do you? ❖•X-W X X X,,!M!M!-!� t I“!-:« I X X X,,X Mr. Berry: Columbus landed in America in M92 A. D. What does the ‘A. D.’ stand for? Kenneth Silbnugh: I think it means after dark.” Mr. White: This thrashing I am going to give you, my son, will hurt me more than it hurts you. Bob: Then I suggest, Dad that you be as easy as possible on yourself. X-X X-X X X X X X «X“X X-X X� REED’S DRUG STORE 131 West Main Street Quality Service Dependability These have been dispensed from our store on Main Street for more than twenty-five years. Upon this record we solicit your continued patronage. PHONE 138-J CARL “PETE” MILLER —SHOE REPAIRING— We Clean and Repair Everything that You Wear. 206 West Main Street Lancaster, Ohio Mr. Clark: Describe water. Lyle Bookman: Water is a white fluid that turns black when you put your hands in it. Chester Crumley: My girl told me she weighed 120 the other night. Dick Light: Stripped? Crumley: Yeh, she was in an evening gown. “I say now, Adam and Eve were the first ones to use the modem filing system.” “How’s that?” “They were the first to use the loose leaf system.” Martha Kirn: Did you ever back a horse? Florence K. Stoudt: Yes, once. M. Kirn: Did you win or lose? F. K. Stoudt: I lost $50. I backed him into a store window. Young Niece: Aunty, did a man ever propose to you? Aunty: Yes, dear, once, over the tele- phone, but he had the wipng num- ber. The joke editor may work until Her brain and hands are sore But some poor imp is sure to say: “Gee, I’ve heard that before.”—Ex. THE EXACT SHOE STYLES FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS —AT— W. E. Joos Company WHERE QUALITY COUNTS isiifflwa Lady: Can you give me a room anJ bath?? Clerk: I can give you a room, madam, but you will have to take your own bath. Bob Webb: I wonder it’ dyeing the hair is really as dangerous as some doc- tors say? Richard Bowers: You bet it is. An uncle of mine tried it once and within a month he was married to a widow with four children. Virginia Reese: .. Jc are all those men doing in a circle with their heads together? Is it a football team? Mary Eliz. Kirn: No, just a bunch of Scotchman lighting their cigarettes. Mr. Berry (in the middle of a joke): Have I ever told this one before? Class (in a chorus): Yes. Mr. Berry: Good! You will probably un- derstand it this time. EAT Where Everybody Eats at YIELKEY’S ORIGINAL Cc HAMBURGER Cc O--------INN--------O Buy Them by the Sack, We grind our own hamburger from select cuts of beef. No cer- eals, crackers or scraps used in our Hamburger. Our meat kept fresh and our Drinks kept cold by Electric Re- frigeration. “We Originate—Others Imitate.” Columbus St. Just North of Main. Equitable Savings Loan Company The old maids were sitting in front of a fireplace on Xmas Eve. First Old Maid: Would a stocking hold all you want for Christmas ? Second Old Maid: No, but a pair of socks would. Mr. Berry: When you walk, why do you make so much noise? Morse Silver: I’ve got my heavy under- wear on. Mr. Johnson: Y.'ho made the first ni- tride? Geo. Bizzell: Paul Revere. Mr. Neff: Oxygen i3 essential to all ani- mal existence. There could be no life without it. Yet, strange to say, it was discovered only a little over a century ago. Joan Griffey: What did they do before it was discovered? HEBEH Epstein’s For Better Shoe Values Cor. Main and Columbus Streets For Good Food And Good Service Paulson’s Qrill ON THE SQUARE o--ALWAYS OPEN---o Special Prices On Monday Luncheons Remember our Advertisers When Buying The Following Business Concerns Have Contributed to the Support of the Mirage : CHAS. P. WISEMAN CO. J. C. PENNEY CO. WEST SIDE LUMBER CO. J. V. HALTEMAN F. R. RISING THE HICKLE COMPANY COMPLIMENTS OF BEN FRASCH GRAHAM CLEANERS -DRUGGIST- MAIN AND MAPLE PHONE 434 Phone 1913 Martens Bldg . 24 Hour Service Patronize the Advertisers who Gave Us Support SPECIAL LUNCHEONS AND DINNERS Soda Fountain Sandwiches ON MAIN Lancaster Greenhouse Company Just North of Mt. Pleasant PHONE 1787 Mr. Neff: What is dew? Geo. Abdalla: The earth revolves on its axis 365 times in 24 hours. This ra- pid motion thru spaces causes its sides to perspire, this is called dew. A first grade teacher, one day dur- ing the hour for drawing, suggested to the pupils that each one should draw what he or she would like to be when grown up. At the end of the period one little girl showed a sheet of paper that didn’t have a line on it. “Why,” said the teacher “don’t you know what you would like to be when you are grown up?” “Yes,” said the little girl,” I would like to be married, but I don’t know how to draw it.” 4 IIow would you like to have my nice slender figure?” “In my arms!” R. R.: Iran under an overhead-cross- ing while a train was crossing. Jean Fine: Some wedding, wasn’t it? “Hink” Stuckey: It certainly was. You see, Peggy had twelve ushers, and she had been engaged to everyone of them at one time or another. J. F.: Odd, wasn’t it? Hink: Yes, and she wouldn’t let the or- ganist play Mendelssohn’s Wedding March! J. Fine: No? Hink: No, she had him play, “Hail, hail the Gang’s All Here.” Lancaster Business College The Employment and Advancement Bccords of graduates of this school during the past five years merit the careful consideration of the young man or young woman considering business as an occupation. Business men prefer L.. B. C. trained employees. We welcome the opportunity of giving you the facts concerning Training for Business.” Martens Motor Building, Lancaster, Ohio Mary Berry: That man going there can’t hear it thunder. Winfred Bender: Is he deaf? Mary Berry: No, it isn’t thundering. BUILD A HOME FOR YOUR Carl Schlub: Why do biushes creep over girl’s faces? Kenneth Trimmer: Because if they ran, they woud kick up too much dust. OWN OF Teacher: I wish you to remember that punctuation always means a pause Claribell Heffner: Yes. An autoist pun- ctuated his tire in front of our house last Sunday and he paused for a whole hour before he got it fixed. DeLANCY'S LUMBER and MlLLWORK Grace: Don’t tell anybody for all the world. See this ring? Harold slipped it on my finger last night. Ethel: Yes, it’s a nice looking ring, but it makes a black mark around your finger before you’ve worn it a week. It did on mine. Phone 274 416 E. WHEELING ST. LANCASTER. OHIO The Lancaster She: I wish to write an application for a position as an expert amanuensis. He: What’s stopping you? She: I don’t know how to spell the word. National Bank Ruth Randolph: Did you know I was once run over by a train? Charles Thomas: (in amazement) No, how ? M Mr. Neff: Define density. Scott Markwood: I know what it means, but I can't express it. Mr. Neff: That’s a good example of it. Paul Peeman: May I hold your hand a second ? Helen Brown: When will you know the second’s up? P. F.: I’ll need a second hand for that. EVERYTHING A GOOD BANK SHOULD BE. Mr. Johnson: What is a flame Test? Bob White: Ask her to go out some eve- ning on a trolley. Education leads to wealth—keeping that wealth leads to the educa- tion of saving. Just as dollars grow from dimes, so do fortunes grow from small beginnings. The common cents of today will be the dollars of tomorrow. The Fairfield Savings Loan Co. 5% COMPOUND INTEREST TAX FREE. Your Patronage is Solicited by Advertisers Herein We Give the Values and Johnson-Orr We Get the Crowds! Funeral Home lie • PEOPLE’S • SHOE STORE MAIN HILL 142 West Main Street luy iii iik. 7T JuJ. U fTff «■ - j T � “S