Lancaster High School - Mirage Yearbook (Lancaster, OH)

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T H K ORBI T. 25 ACCIDENTS IN L. H. S. OF 1908. R. Acton:—Compound fracture of the head by falling in love. R. Cunningham:—Struck with an idea. , W. Marshall:—Seized with a fit in a clothing store. E. Junkermann:—Overcome by his own imi ortance. J. Kiger:—Overbalanced by a bar- ber carelessly parting his hair on the side. O. Myers:—Seized with lock-jaw while reciting on U. S. History. THE FACULTY which has so continuously and faith- fully devoted itself to our service WILL ever be held in highest regard and will SURELY receive our utmost esteem. To GO to their classes has been a great pleas- ure exceeded only by our desire TO win their favor and approbation, but. if the Orbit fails to meet their ap- proval— Earth has no dwelling place HEAVEN is our home. SHAKESPEARE APPLIED. Comedy of Errors—Freshman. The Tempest—Sophomore. As you Like It—Junior. All's Well That Ends Well—Senior. ®3Xs We don't want to buy your apples. Ginger snaps or pencil pads. We don't want to buy at your store If you don't give us your ads. The wind bloweth. Th“ water floweth. The subscriber oweth. And the Lord knoweth T'at the annual junior reception is at hand. ®3® Mr. Thomas: Alas. alas, my king- dom for alas. ®3® You won't give us advertisements. You don't like us any more. Rut you'll be sorry when you see us Going to some other store. ®S® Herr Thomas! H.-» knows all about etymology. Hi brew. Shebrew. Jew. Zoology. Syntax. Poll tax. sometimes hay stacks. Sometimes stacks of the red and blue. He can invent better than Edison. Cure all ills without any medicine. He's a very scientific man. ®2® Freshman—Irresponsible. Sophomore—Irrepressible. Junior—Irresistible. Senior—Irreproachable? Popular Books, Songs and Plays. The Choir Invisible—Girls' Glee Club. Dream Life —Crooks. Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow — Radebaugh. The Shadow of a Man —Groff. The Little Minister —C. Brash- ares. The Bow-legged Ghost —McClin- tock. A Lady of Quality —Marie Strach- an. Biography of a Grizzly —Herr Thomas. The Choir Singer —M. Sturgeon The Spanish Gypsy”—Rhea Den- ton. Story of a Bad Boy —Edson Ben- ner. “An Average Man —Rowles Driver. Behind Closed Doors”—The Fac- ulty. Queen of Hearts —Frances Adams. Our Mutual Friend —Mr. Cassidy. Gentleman of leisure —Ralph Vorys. ' Friend of Caesar —Rissler. Scats of the Mighty —Chapel Plat- form. “Taken Alive”—Mr. Thomas. Worth Having —Russell Driver. The Awakening —Latin Exam. Why Girls Leave Home —To keep from b“ing tardy. Much Ado About Nothing —This article. ®3® Tradelast. Alten—In onion there is strength. ®3® Refection. If the (liris' Basket Ball t-am of L. H. S. had given door receipts to the Men's Club of the M. E. church. Mr. Thomas would have thought it so street-spirited and worthy of them and not a bit immodest, either. ®®® Wants. Some one to observe Leap Year — Henterly. Some one” to express my thoughts —Alton. Some one to play wif me —Master Earl Foreman. Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup'— Girls' Glee Club. Funds to pay their bills —Athletic Asfociaton. Games to play —Both Basket Ball Teams. A pugilist to lick anyone caught looking at or speaking to I auretta Harbison —Byron Fortier To manage—any old thing —R Crook. ®S® You'd think Geometry was bliss And Physics like a dream. But sad to say. in L. H. S. All things aren't what they seem. ®3® The Faculty—The bald, the wise, the reverent head must lie as low as ours. Du hist wie eine Hie Hau So holt und schon und rein. Du hast die lange Ohren. Und wiggle em all die time. —Ex. ®@® The faculty was assembling for one of its weekly gatherings. Mr. B.:—Two of the teachers are not here yet. Who are they? Mr. W.:—Mr. Thomas and Miss Thomas. Mr. B.:—Oh. yes! The Dutch and Duchess. ®$® Miss D.:—Sit up. Ralph Crooks. Perhaps your thoughts will rise to the top. ®®® Miss C.:—Where did you find that long word? Bess H.:—In the back of Caesar. ®®® School girls were created before mirrors, and have been before them ever since. ®S® To Jimmy. There once was a man with a broom Who carefully swept every room. With his mop and his pail He as there without fail. So here's to our 'riend—Jimmy Bloom. ®3® Miss D.:—Congress meets the first Mon. in every Dec. except when it falls on Sunday. Dr. C. YV. Outcalt, Dnttist. (ids fldminisicrol. Over Fairfield National Bank, LANCASTER. OHIO. CLYDE C. COLE, General INSURANCE Underwriter. office: 5 and 7 Martens Building.

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THE ORBIT. 24 11 9 S f 0 ;'?s «fS Ik « ;. m K tsssm et :-r HUGHEY CO. The Store of Superiority. g£ SUPERIOR. MERCHANDISE. AND SUPERIOR VALUES. DRY GOODS, Ladies’ Suits and Millinery. CORNER COLUMBUS AND MAIN STREETS '1 RUDOLPH R1MNG, Fashionable Merchant Tailors IReady-Made Ootlhiing» arad Geiratfs F rmsfomg Goods. No. 13S West Mai ini Street. LANCASTER, OHIO.

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26 T II K O R R I T. Advice to L. H. S. Students. From the business manager of the Orbit: One of the many hard things which has to be done in getting out our pa- per each year, is selling advertise- ments. The chief reason that mer- chants do not care for space is that they do not believe the Orbit to be a first-class medium for advertising. Now it Is.—but they don't see it be- cause no one ever mentions the Or- bit to them when purchasing an ar- ticle. If every one in the high school and this touches the Juniors vitally, for they will have the book to pub- lish next year—If everyone will look over the ads and then go to those ad- vertisers and when buying say. I saw your ad. in the Orbit. the Orbit will become one of the greatest advertis- ing mediums in I tncaster. ®2® Songs We Like. Never Stop to Argufy —M. Clark. When the Whip-poor-will Sings Marguerite”—Rissler. 'Oh. the Deuce. What's the Use — Henterly. The Gigglers —Marie R. and M. Sturgeon. I and Myself and Me —Ethel Gil- lespie. 'School Days —Tony Groff. ©2® Miss P.:—Laugh and be merry while you’re young. ®®2 Marie McF.:— In youth and beauty wisdom is but rare. I'm an excep- tion. ©0© To shave your face and brush your hair. Add then your Sunday clothes to wear— That's preparation. And upon a cart to ride. A mile or two to walk besides— That's transportation. And then before the door to smile. And think you'll stay a good long while— That's expectation. And then to find her not at home.— That's thunderatlon. fEx. ©2® Miss T :—You three girls who were bad the other day. be good today. M. Justus:—We will. ©2® Mr.T.:—I,et us go back to where they were carrying their heads on poles. ©2® Mr. Thomas: (Music). Now. when we come to that last score. I want you boys to roll up gently. ©2® A stitch in time saves embarrassing exposure (Reflector. ©22 Arthur R.: It is hard for an empty sack to stand upright. ©2® I-augh and the world laughs with you; Snore and you sleep alone. Some one has said that it is the hill that produces the echo, and here we’ve lived all these years thinking It was the holler! ©2® A solution of the question of per- petual motion: 1. Rags make paper. 2. Paper makes money. 3. Money makes banks. 1. Banks make loans. 5. Ixjans make poverty. 6. Poverty makes rags. ©22 The Junior Reception. The Junior Class will give the ac- customed reception for the Seniors. June 12. aj Bininger's Hall. Great preparations have been made for the occasion, and at eight o'clock the teachers and members of the two classes will enjoy a banquet, after which the O'Neil Orchestra will fur- nish a program for dancing. A Junior has expressed himself in the follow- ing: The brilliant class of nineteen nine Have made some plans to give The Senior class a banquet fine To think of while they live. It will come ofT the twelfth of june. We know to make success For parting time will come too soon At the Seniors' jolly mess. We'll take them to the Bininger Hall For this is their last chance: We'll give them plenty of stuff to eat And then enjoy the dance. O'Neils will bring the orchestra To saw the music oft. And we will stay till break of day. Until they've had enough. Words of Wisdom. To be a Freshie is human, a Sen- ior devine.” When exams come we know the worth of knowledge. A wise Sophomore maketh a glad teacher, but a foolish Freshman is a grievance to his Instructor. Tis hard for an empty brain to keep silence. Train up a Freshie in the way he should go. and when he Is a Sopho- more he will do as he pleases. Thou shalt not whisper in school.” ©22 It was evening in the parlor, the gas was bunting lower. When the mother's anxious accents floated through the open door: Daughter turn the gas up higher, for I've heard the people say. There's an increase in the pressure when the gas burns low that way. But George tells me. mother dearest. came the daughter's words In haste. “That an increase in the pressure makes a lessening In the waste. ©22 Emma S.:—(Virgil) Queen Dido sat under the dome with many arms around her. Mr. B.:— Remember. Dido was a widow. R. Driver:— That doesn't make any difference. ©22 Mr. T. F. Russler. B. Fortier: Disguise our bondage as we will. 'Tis woman woman rules us still. ©22 Mr. Cassidy:—Hooray for auld Ire- land. Mr. Thomas:—Hallo. Was gibts bier? m yg « yg w ygvz yg ygvfyg vi yg I The YJ $ yy Keller Quality Solicits the trade of the dicrimin- ating Home-keeper. Our stock of Pure Food Products is always selected with special reference to Quality. In the matter of price you will not pe able to buy equal quality for less. Money Always Returnable if Goods Not as Represented. Shop ? £ £ % £ g V 2k J 2k 2k 3ft 2k 3ft 2k 3ft 2k 3ft 2k 3ft i «