Lanark High School - Lanette Yearbook (Lanark, IL)

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Ldhau, As we tune 1n our maglc telev1s1on set and Walt for the p1cture to appear on the screen, we Slt back and relax ant1c1pat1ng the moment when we wlll see before us the faces of our classmates of ten years ago the Class of 54 The p1cture on Channel 1 comes 1n very clearly A fam1l1ar face appears that of DENNY ACKERMANN He IS seated at a table 1n the swanky Brown Derby, located 1n Hollywood of WhlCh he IS sole owner In Mr Ackermanns company IS VELMA AMLING head c1garette glrl at the club They are engaged 1n a con versatlon concermng the guest sololst at the club ROSE MARIE READ who 1S now slnglng The Bunny Hop Blues The dance band ac company1ng her IS dlrected by none other than the BeBop B00gl6 Klng JAMES PETTINGER Over ln a cozy corner SltS Ethel Sm1th the form r ETHEL KRUSE and her husband They are vacatlomng IH Cal1forn1a After ra1s1ng a famxly of ten who wouldnt need a vacat1on 'P On tun1ng mto Channel 2 we flnd the screen extremely snowy After a few moments we dec1de that the plcture on the screen IS actual snow 1n fact lt IS a bl1zzard on the s1de of Mt Everest We can barely make out the faces of the two f1gures strugghng up the mounta1ns1de but we f1nally conclude that they are the famous outdoorsmen and mounta1n cllmbers JACK BAXTER and JAMES Punky GARNER Th1s IS the1r second attempt at scal 1ng the world s hlghest peak On the1r flrst ad venture they forgot the1r Hadacol contalnlng chlorophyll and they both came down wlth Rocky Mountam Spotted Fever From the looks of thlngs now they are pretty h1gh The plcture on Channel 3 IS very clear On the screen come the faces of two old class mates SHELVIA GILLOGLY and LORAINE KUHLEMIER The1r nurses unlforms are very becom1ng The g1rls are both R N s Regular NUISGHCBS Up the hall str1des DR QUENTIN BROWN VM The 1n1t1als VM are supposed to stand for Veter1nar1an of Med1C1D6, but 1n thls case they stand for Doctor of Varlable Mental1ty Dr Brown tells h1S two nurses that a dog pat1ent 1n Room One IS howl1ng about somethlng so the two nurses leave STAND BY' NETWORK LINE TROUBLE' Channel 4 g1V6S much better recept1on The plcture 1S the 1nter1or of a bus1ness off1ce At the desk IS seated RICHARD FLICKINGER Publ1c Accountant He was always pretty good at flgures On h1s lap S1tS hlS secretary MARY BRANTNER Mary has recently publ1shed an lward w1nn1ng novel entltled My Frlend Fllcker Wrestl1ng from Hollywood IS on Channel 5 In the rlng g1v1ng h1s opponent a RUSSIHH bear hug 1S the Worlds Champlon Wrestler JUNIOR Gorgeous John BUNTJER HIS manager JAMES Fudd' LOTZ has a very happy sm1le on h1s face because of the good Job Junlor IS do1ng JUDIOTS blond ha1r IS a mass of long rlnglets J1m has been Jun1ors fa1thful manager for n1ne years now Tun1ng 1nto Channel 6 we fmd another wrestler MARGIE CHRISTMAN famous lady wrestler brawny as ever DORIS IRION pres ldent ot the f1rm Ir1ons Irons Inc IS seated 1n a theater watchlng the new clnemascope pro duct1on of Come Back L1ttle Llber a movle tellmg the l1fe of the renowned p1ano player, L1berace The famous actor TED MERCHANT IS g1V1Dg a thr1ll1ng DIEDO performance and dlS playlng great actlng ab1l1ty as he stars ln the show RONALD STURTZ part owner of the S Sz S Dodge Garage located ln Florlda IS seen on Channel 7 wheellng a brand new chartreuse and red Dodge sportscar down the avenue Seat ed at h1s Slde IS h1s partner 1n the bus1ness LYLE SANDELL The palr seem to operate a very thr1v1ng bus1ness They stop at a corner restaurant where an old classmate IS supposed to meet them for a luncheon appomtment DONALD HOOK travel1ng Fuller brush sales man greets them 1ns1de Donald really has a t1me go1ng from town to town sellmg h1s wares He w1ll probably have some tales to tell to h1s old classmates The plcture on Channel 8 reveals General CLARENCE KRUSE mspectmg a company of sold1ers at an army base After Sam got 1n the army he llked lt so well that he declded to make a career of It Sam has gone places s1nce hlS h1gh school days A rodeo IS ln progress on Channel 9 GENE CROSS the yodelmg cow poke IS guest per former Gene seems to be dolng all r1ght at r1d1ng those buckmg broncs In the stands S1tS RICHARD DIFFENDERFER the Texas cattle rancher watchlng the breathtaking perform ance Soon after graduat1on D1ff1e came West He has marr1ed and become a very prosperous man The favor1te western saymg of h1S mother IH law IS Get down off that stove Grandma I told you never to r1de the range After tun1ng 1nto Channel 10, we detect a pecullar odor dr1ft1ng from our maglc TV set As the pxcture clears we d1scover the source SWISS Cheese and Mousetrap Corporatlon lnspectmg one of the branch plants It was Waynes 1ngen1ous ldea to have a cheese and mousetrap factory combmed Wlth that he thought he would really make a k11l1ng Wayne stops to talk to a factory worker MAURICE SMITH In h1S spare t1me, MHUTICG l1kes to 1n vent Recently he has been trymg to develop a use for the holes 1n SWISS cheese On Channel 11 we fmd DR PAULINE DIF FENDERFER famed foot doctor Paul1ne has d1scovered a new cure for fallen arches, but so far she hasnt d1vulged her secret The only clue she glves IS 1n her favor1te song Under neath the Arches The top fl1ght comed1an CLYDE MARTIN appears on Channel 12 He has h1s own TV show Your Schmoe of Schmoes H1s guest on the show last week was PAUL GUENTNER Harvard professor When Clyde asked Profes sor Guentner 1f he was gomg out w1th many wom n Paul slmply replled Lotz Channel 12 br1ngs us back to our alma mater where MARGARET STITZEL IS home econom1cs teacher Margaret IS extremely happy teach1ng her 1ntell1gent group of students to r1p what they sew and to boll water wxthout scorchmg It Yes here we are back at L H S where we rece1ved b3S1C tra1n1ng to go into our d1f ferent l1nes of work We are happy 1n the knowledge that most of our classmates have struck It I'lCl'1 FIFTY ONE' f O , . 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