Lamont Public Hospital - Yearbook (Lamont, Alberta Canada)

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Thirty-Eight Lamont Public Hospital JUNIOR SOLOS Miss Andrulevicus . Miss Babcock . What’ll I do now. Smoke gets in your eyes. Miss Ross Smiles. Miss Yewchin One and only (A wd.). Miss Jory I’m a big girl now. Miss M. Horton . I can’t begin to tell you. Miss Yamouchi Just a little fond affection. Miss Robertson At mail call today. Miss Theroux Let’s have another cup of coffee. Miss Longmire . . Did you ever see a dream walking. Miss C. Horton Tramp, tramp, tramp. Miss Hohn . You won’t be satisfied. Miss Hennig . Don’t sweetheart me! Miss Mackay . A beautiful lady in blue. Class I Eta Pi. All the cats join in. THE NURSE Who met me first when I was hurt. Came forward with a step alert, And gave me a divided shirt? The nurse. Who put a thermometer under my lip And tells me not to let it slip, Then to another bed doth skip? The nurse. And should my heart too quick beat, Should respirations meet defeat, Who writes it on a paper sheet? The nurse. Who never makes a motion false, But to my bed will lightly waltz And give me a monstrous dose of salts? The nurse. And when my spirit’s free from care And to Hades (maybe) I repair. Who’ll say “Another stiff, I swear!” The nurse. ❖ ♦}• »s FAMOUS LAST WORDS “Your child, Mrs. Twitter, is not as bright as you imagine.”

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SUMMO COMMISSO MlSSI Thirty-Seven AN A.B.C. FOR NURSES A. is for the Abdomen I have to shave B. is for the Baby that won’t behave C. is for the Charts that keep me late D. for the Doses that patients hate E. for the Enema of water and soap F. for the Fannies with which we cope G. for the Gauze that we make into dressings H. for the Head Nurse that gives us her blessing? I. for the Instinct that makes a nurse J. for the Junk I’ve got in my purse K. for the Kitchen I love to explore L. for the Lessons we love and adore M. for the Meals we bring at noon N. for the Nurse I hope to be soon O. for the Os that means a bone P. for the Patient that wants to go home Q. for the Query that puzzles my brain R. for the Routine in the same steady train S. for the Surgeon that wants this and that T. for the Technique that often goes flat U. for the Ulcer I dress every day V. for the Vertebrae that Osteopaths play W. for the Wasserman that shows up sinners X. for the X-ray that exposes my inners Y. for the Yawn at the end of the day Z. for the Zenith Hour, I’m on my way If I’m studying when you come in, please wake me up. “Smile—a light in the window of the face which shows that the heart is at home.” Kindness is the language that the blind can see and the deaf can hear. Ability to work with others means more care about the work to be done, than about one’s own glory in doing it. TO A JUNIOR You can always tell a head nurse By her opinion sound You can always tell a senior By the way she struts around You can always tell a probie, By her wondering looks and such. You can always tell a Junior, But you sure can’t tell her much.

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SUMMO COMMISSO MlSSI Thirty-Nine Congratulations TO Graduating Class OF ’47 Wishing You Every Success and Happiness FROM PARK MEMORIAL LTD FUNERAL DIRECTORS, LTD. H. M. SMOLYK, S. E. SMOLYK, W. DUBOLKE Managing Director Manager Manager Edmonton Lamont Vegreville