Lamont Public Hospital - Yearbook (Lamont, Alberta Canada)

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SUMMO COMMISSO MlSSI Twenty-Three DR. WEATHERILT AND DR. RINGWOOD Have you ever had the difficulty reading the penmanship of a doctor? After obtaining the medicine, one patient took the prescription and used it for years as a railroad pass; twice as an invitation to a dance; once as a compli¬ mentary ticket to a show; later as recommendation from his employer; and in the evening his daughter played it on the piano. THE ORDER BOOK— The moving finger writes, and having writ, The doctor leaves the ward, not all your wit Can lure him back to translate half-a-line, For you can never read a word of it. 4 4 1 4 Dr. Ringwood—“Well, maybe you can get a ride to the city with me Saturday.” Harvey—(Tired of coaxing). “I suppose I’ll have to twist your arm! Dr. Ringwood—“Oh, no you won’t! You’ll sit in the back seat with Stephen!” “Joy and Temperance and Repose Slam the door on the doctor’s nose.” —Longfellow “For there was never yet philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently.” —Shakespeare.

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SUMMO COMMISSO MlSSI Twenty-Five To the Graduates THE NURSE They call her Florence Nightingale in jest, But there’s a spark of earnestness behind their eyes That she, high priestess, does not realize, She only knows she does her simple best, Performing grave, mysterious rites, aware That often she has power to fan the spark Of life to glowing flame when it is dark And quiet in the wards, and death stalks there. She seems so young to have upon her slim Proud shoulders, such a weight of grief and pain; a She should be walking through a leafy lane, Or dancing somewhere where the lights are dim, Or should she—whom so many lips must bless, With such profound and utter thankfulness? ❖ ❖ ❖ Ashmore—(Sticking head out of nursery)— “For goodness sakes. Get me a dozen mouth gags and a dozen corks” 1. Senior and Junior 2. Ashmore and Walter 3. And the sign says, “Quiet, Please.” 4. Ha Ha!—I mean—Ah-ha! 5. A good onei 6. Prepare the O.R. for an emer¬ gency! 7. Play. 8. What do you know, for sure? 9. Not 4F’s. 10. Relaxing during the slack season. 11. As ' one scrub said to another. 12. Ferdinand. 13. Work.