Lamont Public Hospital - Yearbook (Lamont, Alberta Canada)

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SUMMO COMMISSO MlSSI Twenty-Three DR. WEATHERILT AND DR. RINGWOOD Have you ever had the difficulty reading the penmanship of a doctor? After obtaining the medicine, one patient took the prescription and used it for years as a railroad pass; twice as an invitation to a dance; once as a compli¬ mentary ticket to a show; later as recommendation from his employer; and in the evening his daughter played it on the piano. THE ORDER BOOK— The moving finger writes, and having writ, The doctor leaves the ward, not all your wit Can lure him back to translate half-a-line, For you can never read a word of it. 4 4 1 4 Dr. Ringwood—“Well, maybe you can get a ride to the city with me Saturday.” Harvey—(Tired of coaxing). “I suppose I’ll have to twist your arm! Dr. Ringwood—“Oh, no you won’t! You’ll sit in the back seat with Stephen!” “Joy and Temperance and Repose Slam the door on the doctor’s nose.” —Longfellow “For there was never yet philosopher That could endure the toothache patiently.” —Shakespeare.

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f-Two Lamont Public Hospital Up IBrquntth: Dr. Archer—A budget for the new wing. Dr. Young—A reducing diet. Dr. Ringwood—A dollar for every gopher tail. Dr. Alton—Bread, butter and cheese g i h. Dr. Weatherilt—One dozen empty beds. Dr. Bell—A tiny bell. Dr. Amundsen—A practise of his own. Miss Mayers—A wedding in June. Miss L. Christensen—Lecture-loving Doctors. Miss Dow—A noiseless day staff. Miss R. Christensen—A diamond. Miss Harrison—Perfect health. Miss Davis—Coffee. 2c a cup. Miss Farbridge—A dressing gown. Miss Ferguson—An 8-hour day in the O.R. Miss Harvey—A new male population. Miss Arnett—Harder soft diets. Miss Brickman—A haircut. Miss Day—SAFETY pins. Miss Davies—Dimmers on her plaid skirt. Miss Grearson—An aeroplane. Miss Jack—Drinking water on Cwd. Miss Jamieson—Private bus line to city. Miss Mapletoft—More home-made soap. Miss Richardson—a comb. Miss Tetley—More Mohr. Miss Ardrulevicus—Finger nails. Miss Babcock—Combination fire door and linen cupboard. Miss Hennig—A few more cousins. Miss Hohn—More of Dr. Weatherilt’s confusing anatomy lectures.. Miss C. Horton—A safety catch on the food lift. Miss M. Horton—A Lipectomy. Miss Jory—Ribbons for her hair. Miss Kabayama—Trolley service down town. Miss ' Longmire—A two tracked mind. Miss McKay—A sister who loves to write letters. Miss Ross—A new giggle. Miss Robertson—A private telephone booth. Miss Theroux—An urn of coffee. Miss Yamuchi—A stepladder. Miss Yewchin—A 3:30 off every day.

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