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Tie t MKIDUQGDN .DCIDUCUES 1- , The little moron was nailing shingles on the house. Somebody noticed that he was throwing about half the nails away, and asked him why. Because, said the little moron, Wthe heads are on the wrong ends.' Wwell, you dope,' said the other, Wthose are for the other side of the house.n 2. The little moron got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone nIs this one one one one?' sans the voice UNO this is eleven eleven.' 'You're sure it 1sn't one one one one?' WNQ, this is eleben eleven n 'Well, wrong number Sorry to have got you up in the middle of the night. WThat's all right, nisterf I had to get up to answer the tele phone anyway W Two little morons went hunting The first one shot at e duck, and when it fell at his feet he felt bad that the little duck had died when he shot it The other said, nOh, don't feel so bad. The fall would have killed it any way n Little moron's wife sent him down town after a bucket of ice, He came back with a pall of water UI got this for half price because it was m ted N down and sat on n c r waiting for the traffic Jam. A big truck came along and gave him a Jar, 6. Why did the little moron go to the lumber yard?-To look for his draft board. 7. Can you tell me why the litth moron took his clock to bed with him?-Because it was fast what did the little moron do when he was told he was dying? He moved into the living room. Did you hear about the little moron who went strolling along the beach and saw a nude woman come out of the water? He said 'Boy wou1dn't she look gobd in a bat hlng suit ' Have you heard about the little mo1on who was so bashful that ne had to go intozznother room to change his mind? Do you why the little moron toon ome hay to bed with him? Boo use he wanted to feed his nlgk mares who out his arms off? He want- ed to wear a sleeveless sweater. O l , 84 Tr 0 1 O 9. O C. 3. ' 5, I I A u 10. D - 1 -n 4 0 ' C F LL. 4. Y 110 - . 7 . ' S D ,,. T ' it L .Cl I S 0 at o 54' 123 1 5Lli'.l.l,e moron took two slices Did you hear about the litth C111 wJ.?fl:aq1, afze. noni: 1 ...- ttgi 3f?1?f r1lt1cr .
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