Lakehead University Geology - Journal Yearbook (Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada)

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Illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll THE DEAN: -leaps tall buildings in a single bound -is more powerful than a locomotive -is faster than a speeding bullet -walks on water -gives policy to God THE DEPARTMENT CHAIRMAN: -leaps short buildings in a single bound -is more powerful than a switch engine -is just as fast as a speeding bullet walks on water if the sea is calm -talks with God PROFESSOR: -leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds -is almost as powerful as a switch engine -is faster than a speeding BB -walks on water in an indoor swimming pool -talks with God if special request is approved ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR: -barely clears a quonset hut -loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive -can fire a speeding bullet -swims well -is occasionally addressed by God ASSISTANT PROFESSOR: -makes high marks on walls when trying to leap buildings -is run over by locomotives -can handle gun without inflicting self-injury -treads water -talks to animals INSTRUCTOR -climbs the walls continually -rides the rails -plays Russian Roulette -walks on thin ice -prays a lot GRADUATE STUDENT: -runs into tall buildings -recognizes locomotives two out of three times -is not issued ammunition -can stay afloat with a life jacket -talksto walls UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT: -falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings -says Look at the choo-choo -wets self with a water pistol -plays in mud puddles -mumbles to self DEPARTMENT SECRETARY: -lifts tall buildings and walks under them -kicks loc omotives off the track -catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them -freezes water with a single glance -IS GOD lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllf Judy Vogrig Judy is from the Thunder Bay area and has had the pleasure of working for Dr. Mothersill for the past year and a half. Her job is to try and keep a busy office running as smoothly as possible so that the Dean can accommodate all the important and pressing items that confront him both administratively and academically . Wendy Bons Wendy is originally from the Toronto area where she received her high school and college education. She has spent the past five years in Thunder Bay, the last two and a half years spent in the Geology Department as Departmental Secretary. Duties in the department include such things as typing, filing, handling of incoming and outgoing calls, departmental budget documentation, documentation of faculty N.R.C. grants, and generally keeping things in line.

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