Lake View High School - Red and White Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Red and White of Lake View High School 103 H. Wm.: I can always foretell disaster and I know that I'm due to have a close shave soon. In fact I've bought the razor blades already.. Teacher: This class exhibits its colossal ignorance at every oppor- tunity. Pomeroy: Sir!!! Dumb Egan: Oh I got out of the Latin exam. Steiner: How come? Egan: I don't take Latin. MOODS A LA HARPY. Oh, Illl get even all right. Don't worry about that. She'll be sorry for what she's done. lVait till I make my million. Then watch her come pussy-footing around. I'll show her something then she'll be sorry for passing me up, all right! Oh, well, what's the difference? VVhat if I did Hunk? Thefe smart birds aren't always the big successes in life. just wait till I get out into the big swim. I'll show up these edu- cated fools. I'll be riding my own Rolls Royce and theyill be using the old jitney bus. Burn Flames, burn, The faster you burn, The sooner you die. Laugh Fools, laugh, The merrier you are, The sooner you weep. v 0 Q 4.4 ug. 54 H. XVm. admits that anyone who has never travelled in his car has missed something. I-Ie says that he himself misses something after every trip. v'4 0.4 lim: Where did you get the stick- pin? At Vkioolworths? Tim: You couldn't get one like this there. Jim: XYhy did they sell them all? o o Q ff 34 of There really wasnlt much to do, lYe wandered into 102, And suddenly we stood aghast, VVe'd found a kindergarten class: Seven freshies in a row, Four feet high from top to toe, lYe think they're tiny little dears, lYhat will they be in future years? fjlaric Haley.

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0 ,,,. .1,, ,,. .. Harpy Revealed There has been a great mystery as regards the identity of the strange Harpy person. W'hen the Rfd and ll'lz1'tv signed a contract with a certain gentlemen at the beginning of the se- mester, he insisted that his name be kept a secret. Under no other condi- tion would he permit us to publish his works. XYe were forced to do it. Now that the semester is over he has given us his reasons for withholding this information besides giving us permission to scatter his name to the four winds. Under a nome de plume, he could write things that might other- wise affect the general peace between him and all those concerned in his revealing articles. Now that he is graduating, he cares not for the How of public opinion or anything else. He is free. VVe now take pleasure in un- veiling Harfiy as Robert Zllitlinsluha iBatkar7J lSee, we did have enough funds to put his name in old English. Our business manager, though at frrst rather doubtful, asserted that we could afford this luxury. It costs six cents more.5 -The Editors. Q o v Q44 3+ Q44 Two Hours Before the Prom Scene I-The H01'dle's Dining Room. Time: 6:30 P. M. Mother fentering dining rooml: Come, chilclrenl Dinner is ready! Right away! A voice fit belongs to brother Billj : Can'tcha wait till I shave. Be there in a minute. Another voice not so loud tit is sister Virginia'sH: just a minute dearest. I'm combing my hair. Father fseverelyj : I don't like this. They should be ready to sit down .Lx-l7f.':v:-Z .v.,l, I A I when we are. This idea of coming to dinner at any old time has got to be stopped. Brother! Sister! Will you come immediately. Mother: Now, dear, they're both going out tonight. Be just a little patient. Virginia tsweetlyj : Coming dear! C Enters wearing Howing kimonaj Father: XVell, young lady, why do you wear such a garment at the dinner table? QFather's gruffness is mostly bluff.l Virginia twide-eyedli Why Dad, didn't you know? Tonight's the Prom and I'm getting ready. I'm so glad I got my hair done up before dinner so I won't be so hurried afterwards. Father: Seems to me you should get sufhciently gowned before dinner. lylotherz Father dear, you don't understand. QApologeticallyj Men never do. Your hair looks lovely Vir- ginia. Enter Bill: Hot dorg! Strawberry shortcake! Virginia: VVell, Bill, it looks as though you're really going to get dressed up. Bill: Gosh, that,s all you women think o-f. Father: VVhere's lm going. Mather: To the Prom, too. He's going to drive the car. Father: Oh! Mother: I told you, dear, yester- day. Bob flittle brother absorbing every- thingl : Gee, Virginia, you look funny with your hair that way. Bill: I-Iaw, haw! You said it lit- tle one. Father: No-w, now, boys. VVho's taking you, honey? Virginia: The class sergeant-at- arms, Tom Bickman. Hes- Bill: A husky brown, Dad. Virginia: NOW he's awfully nice, Dad. I'll introduce you to him. QRisingj May I be excused? Bill: You didn't eat very much D