Lake View High School - Red and White Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Annual of the June racluating Class OF L A K E VIEW HIGH SCHOOL 1923

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Red and White of Lake View High School 103 H. Wm.: I can always foretell disaster and I know that I'm due to have a close shave soon. In fact I've bought the razor blades already.. Teacher: This class exhibits its colossal ignorance at every oppor- tunity. Pomeroy: Sir!!! Dumb Egan: Oh I got out of the Latin exam. Steiner: How come? Egan: I don't take Latin. MOODS A LA HARPY. Oh, Illl get even all right. Don't worry about that. She'll be sorry for what she's done. lVait till I make my million. Then watch her come pussy-footing around. I'll show her something then she'll be sorry for passing me up, all right! Oh, well, what's the difference? VVhat if I did Hunk? Thefe smart birds aren't always the big successes in life. just wait till I get out into the big swim. I'll show up these edu- cated fools. I'll be riding my own Rolls Royce and theyill be using the old jitney bus. Burn Flames, burn, The faster you burn, The sooner you die. Laugh Fools, laugh, The merrier you are, The sooner you weep. v 0 Q 4.4 ug. 54 H. XVm. admits that anyone who has never travelled in his car has missed something. I-Ie says that he himself misses something after every trip. v'4 0.4 lim: Where did you get the stick- pin? At Vkioolworths? Tim: You couldn't get one like this there. Jim: XYhy did they sell them all? o o Q ff 34 of There really wasnlt much to do, lYe wandered into 102, And suddenly we stood aghast, VVe'd found a kindergarten class: Seven freshies in a row, Four feet high from top to toe, lYe think they're tiny little dears, lYhat will they be in future years? fjlaric Haley.