Lake Stevens High School - Pilchuck Yearbook (Lake Stevens, WA)

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--It's okay now officers, let's go see the warden.----1:05 P. M. We go to see BONNIE B.,the warden. (Warden)--Follow me and we'll go see her. (Prisoner) --Oh, I'm innocent and I want you to find some witnesses and find out the truth. (Sgt.)--What do you think? (Sgt.)--I think she's on the level--we got nothin' to lose! Dum Dum Dum Dum !--------2:00 P. M. After having a long talk with the pris- oner, we decide to talk to the witnesses. She gives us a list of them and where to find them.--2:30 P. M. We contact the first witness, a JANICE B. She can't tell us much so we go to the home of ARLENE D. (Witness)--Officers, I'll try to help all I can. (Sgt.)--We understand you saw someone else knock off the man for his insurance money? (Witness)--Yes, officers, that's right. (Sgt.)--Then why didn't you testify, ma'am--just the facts. (Witness)--Why do you think I didn't officers, just why ? (Sgt.)--Ma'am ? (Witness)--I was scared!! Dum Dum Dum Dum!-----3:00 P. M. The witness refusedto help us but she gave us the name of a suspect.--4:15 P. M. We were on stake out watching BETTY J.-----4:25 P. M. We followed her to her apartment. (Sgt.)--Excuse us ma'am! Police officers! We've just followed you across the town, through the subway, up the elevator, into your apartment, and out to the kitchen in order to ask you some routine questions! You shouldn't mind answering them if you've got nothing to hide. (Suspect)--I'll be glad to cooperate officers. (Sgt.)--The reason we followed you, ma'am was to ask you a question, a very important question. We're just tryin' to get the facts, ma'am. (Suspect)--Since you want to know the facts officers, I'm preparing dinner for my new boy-friend.------4:50 P. M. The doorbell rings. We decide to hide in the closet 'cause something was fishy. We saw her boy-friend, DARWIN D., walk in. We saw him show her a brand new insurance policy, with her as beneficiary. We saw her mix him a martini!------4:55 P. M. He keeled over. We ran out of the closet. (Sgt.)--Just a minute ma'am, I think you'd better come down to headquarters to talk to us! (Suspect) --Take your hands off me! All right, officers, I admit I poisoned my boy-friend for his insurance money, but let me know one thing, where didlmake my mistake, where did I go wrong? (Sgt.)-- It's simple ma'am, when you put that maraschino cherry in the martini. (Suspect) --What? (Sgt.)--It should have been an olive! ! Dum Dum Dum Dum! 6:30 P. M. We returned to the prison and cleared the other girl. We decided we needed some enjoyment.-----7:35 P. M. We entered a night club. A hat check girl named HAZEL W. took our hats. (Sgt.)--Some babe, huh Sgt. ? (Sgt.)--Yea-a-a- a-a. We go in and DAVID S. the head waiter takes our order.--------8:00 P. M. A line of beautiful dolls come out in a chorus line. We recognize CHARLENE S., PAT M., SALLY H., CHARLEE G. and MARY W. (Sgt.)--Some dishes, huh Sgt.? (Sgt.)--Yea-a-a-a-a!---9:00 P. M., 10:00 P. M., 11:00 P. M., 12:00 P. M., 1:00 A. M. We drag ourselves away from the night club. We buy some violets from a little oldman selling them outside. He says his name is GARY M.----1:45 A. M. We get to our apartment and say a belated good night to our landlady, JOYCE I. 9:00 A. M. Thursday morning. We catch a bus and find our old friend, JANET M. driving.--9:30 A.M.We get off at the chief's office. (Sgt.)--Hey, a new elevator operator. (Sgt.)--Yea, it's SANFORD S.-----10:00 A. M. After a chat with our old friend we head for the chief's office. (Sgt.)--Well, chief, you gave us quite an assignment, but we found 'em. (Sgt.)--Yea, we got the facts chief, just the facts. (Sgt.)--What do you have to say about it chief? (Chief)--All I can say is--Dum Dum Dum Dum ! All characters in this story are not ficticious but any resemblance to the future is purely coincidental. The characters in this story were all sentenced to 100 years of good luck. 20