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--It's okay now officers, let's go see the warden.----1:05 P. M. We go to see BONNIE B.,the warden. (Warden)--Follow me and we'll go see her. (Prisoner) --Oh, I'm innocent and I want you to find some witnesses and find out the truth. (Sgt.)--What do you think? (Sgt.)--I think she's on the level--we got nothin' to lose! Dum Dum Dum Dum !--------2:00 P. M. After having a long talk with the pris- oner, we decide to talk to the witnesses. She gives us a list of them and where to find them.--2:30 P. M. We contact the first witness, a JANICE B. She can't tell us much so we go to the home of ARLENE D. (Witness)--Officers, I'll try to help all I can. (Sgt.)--We understand you saw someone else knock off the man for his insurance money? (Witness)--Yes, officers, that's right. (Sgt.)--Then why didn't you testify, ma'am--just the facts. (Witness)--Why do you think I didn't officers, just why ? (Sgt.)--Ma'am ? (Witness)--I was scared!! Dum Dum Dum Dum!-----3:00 P. M. The witness refusedto help us but she gave us the name of a suspect.--4:15 P. M. We were on stake out watching BETTY J.-----4:25 P. M. We followed her to her apartment. (Sgt.)--Excuse us ma'am! Police officers! We've just followed you across the town, through the subway, up the elevator, into your apartment, and out to the kitchen in order to ask you some routine questions! You shouldn't mind answering them if you've got nothing to hide. (Suspect)--I'll be glad to cooperate officers. (Sgt.)--The reason we followed you, ma'am was to ask you a question, a very important question. We're just tryin' to get the facts, ma'am. (Suspect)--Since you want to know the facts officers, I'm preparing dinner for my new boy-friend.------4:50 P. M. The doorbell rings. We decide to hide in the closet 'cause something was fishy. We saw her boy-friend, DARWIN D., walk in. We saw him show her a brand new insurance policy, with her as beneficiary. We saw her mix him a martini!------4:55 P. M. He keeled over. We ran out of the closet. (Sgt.)--Just a minute ma'am, I think you'd better come down to headquarters to talk to us! (Suspect) --Take your hands off me! All right, officers, I admit I poisoned my boy-friend for his insurance money, but let me know one thing, where didlmake my mistake, where did I go wrong? (Sgt.)-- It's simple ma'am, when you put that maraschino cherry in the martini. (Suspect) --What? (Sgt.)--It should have been an olive! ! Dum Dum Dum Dum! 6:30 P. M. We returned to the prison and cleared the other girl. We decided we needed some enjoyment.-----7:35 P. M. We entered a night club. A hat check girl named HAZEL W. took our hats. (Sgt.)--Some babe, huh Sgt. ? (Sgt.)--Yea-a-a- a-a. We go in and DAVID S. the head waiter takes our order.--------8:00 P. M. A line of beautiful dolls come out in a chorus line. We recognize CHARLENE S., PAT M., SALLY H., CHARLEE G. and MARY W. (Sgt.)--Some dishes, huh Sgt.? (Sgt.)--Yea-a-a-a-a!---9:00 P. M., 10:00 P. M., 11:00 P. M., 12:00 P. M., 1:00 A. M. We drag ourselves away from the night club. We buy some violets from a little oldman selling them outside. He says his name is GARY M.----1:45 A. M. We get to our apartment and say a belated good night to our landlady, JOYCE I. 9:00 A. M. Thursday morning. We catch a bus and find our old friend, JANET M. driving.--9:30 A.M.We get off at the chief's office. (Sgt.)--Hey, a new elevator operator. (Sgt.)--Yea, it's SANFORD S.-----10:00 A. M. After a chat with our old friend we head for the chief's office. (Sgt.)--Well, chief, you gave us quite an assignment, but we found 'em. (Sgt.)--Yea, we got the facts chief, just the facts. (Sgt.)--What do you have to say about it chief? (Chief)--All I can say is--Dum Dum Dum Dum ! All characters in this story are not ficticious but any resemblance to the future is purely coincidental. The characters in this story were all sentenced to 100 years of good luck. 20
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tain in their last year in high school. (Sgt.)--Finally caught up with 'em, huh? Dum.Dum Dum Dum ! (Sgt.)--Let's take a breather.----2:15 P. M. We stop at a little restaurant owned by TED T., right across from the prison. We go in! (Sgt.) --Look who's hashing--BARBARA B. (Sgt.)--Year, one of our top scholars.-2:17 P. M. Two waitresses walk over. (Sgt.)--Hi hon, what's your name? (Sgt.)-- Take it easy Sgt. you're married! (1st girl)--My name is MERLE M. What's yours? (2nd girl)--I'm ANNA R. What will you have, boys? Then we eat. Dum Dum Dum Dum!------3:15 P. M. We re-enter the prison and go straight to the sec- ond block where we find TERRY G., the leader of some cattle rustlers. We find to our surprise that some of the grads of '55 are in his band--WILLIS D., LOWELL S., JIM T., and JACK H. (Sgt.)--I'll ask the leader if there is anyone else in his outfit. (Sgt.)--Give us the facts, just the facts. (Leader)--That's everyone except one gal who is in the Women's Upstate Prison, PATTY D., she's the brains of our outfit. (Sgt.)--Here comes the guard, he acts like he's in a hurry. (Guard)--We got a call from the Women's Upstate Prison, upstate, and an inmate up there wants to talk to you--says it's important. (Sgt.)--What for ? (Guard)--Claims she's innocent! Dum Dum Dum Dum!---------5:00 P. M. We start for the Women's Upstate Prison, up state.-5:15 P. M. We stop for gas. The at- tendant walks over and we discover it's BILL B. working in a service station owned by DICK S. We get ready to leave and CRASH! A crazy mixed-up Hot Rod Driver smacks our rear bumper. We get out and question him! (Sgt.)--What's your name bub? (Kid)--My name is LAWRENCE H., sir. (Sgt.)--We want a few facts man, just a few facts. (Sgt.)--What are you doing with all them gals in your car? (Sgt.)--Yea, who are they? (Kid)--Well, there's ROSETTA B., GERALDINE B., MARILYN W., MARTHA L., and of course GLORIA S., (Sgt.)--Well, we're takin' you in, bub!--5:30 P. M. Since our back bumper is indisposed and since we got a character for the calaboose, we decide not to go to the Women's Upstate Prison, upstate, that night.-6:30 P. M. We return to the office and the chief tells us to go down to the wrestling matches to talk to a wrestler named JACK R., who was accused of applying a full Nelson on his opponent named GRANT R.--- 8:30 P. M. We arrived at the matches. We go in! Dum Dum Dum Dum! The man at the ticket window tells us where to find VERNON M., the manager. We follow his directions and find him. (manager)--If you're lookin' for EARL N., the referee, you'll find him in the locker room.-8:45 P. M.We enter the locker room. We talk to the referee and find everything is okay. Since the intermis- sion is drawing to a close we decide to stay and watch the main event. (Sgt.)-- What is the main event? (Sgt.)--Women wrestlers ! ! Dum Dum Dum Dum!------- 9:00 P. M. Who should step into the ring but LORRAINE S. and KATHRYN M., the champion women wrestlers. After a sizzling bout, we leave!--10:00 P. M. Finds us in a hotel for the night talking to the manager and owner, SHIRLEY K. (Owner)--Oh, yes, officers and you know I own a toothpick factory too-- (Sgt.)-- Ma'am.' (Owner)--Of course it's just a small one though. (Sgt.)--Ma'am! (Owner)--Oh, yes, officers are you talking to me? (Sgt.)--Yea, Ma'am. (Owner) --Well, what is it? (Sgt.)--We're sleepy, ma'am. 9:00 A. M. Wednesday morning we again head for the Women's Upstate Prison, upstate.--12:45 P. M. We arrive at the prison. The women's matron, named DORIS H., shows us around. (Matron)--FERN S. is her name. She really wants to see you officers bad. Oh! Just a minute officers, I see some girls over there raising a commotion, have to quiet them, you know. I'll be just a minute. (Sgt.) --Look! Do you see who I see? (Sgt.)--Yea, BETTE O., PAT S., DOREEN V., and JOAN N. They're known for making trouble in their school years. (Matron) 19
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