Lake Stevens High School - Pilchuck Yearbook (Lake Stevens, WA)

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class will Ve, the undersigned, being in a somewhat normal state, both mentally and physically do hereby decree our last will and testament. Under due and lawful proceedings we bequeath our worldly possessions in order to maintain and better the standards of those who will survive us here at Lake Stevens High. Article I To the faculty we leave a one way ticket to Sedro Vooley. Article II To the juniors we leave a vial of strychnine which we hope they'll use. Article III To the sophomores we leave the ability to stand next year's conceited seniors. Article IT Ve leave to the freshmen our good looks and sweet dispositions. Article V Ve, as individuals, do hereby bequeath the following: JOHH EDVARDS bestows the tenth seat in the fifth row of room 10, first period to someone who might enjoy the excellent view seen from there. HELEH STICHLER donates her ability to be in by 9:00 to Shirley Barth. TBRHOH OHM and KEITH KACKER will their knowledge of subjective complements to Charlie Carter and Tex Kelson. RRAHCES McGREGOR wills her locker to someone who can put more junk in it than she does—namely to Dolly Valter. HORMA JEAH and SHIRLEY RAT THOMPSOH will their places in 6th period study hall to Shirley A. Thompson and Esther Ahlberg if they think they can sneak away. HARILLA MITCHELL wills her ability to carry a torch to anybody who thinks it's worth it. JIM HUBBARD bestows on any junior boy the ability to be in a room full of girls and come out sane. BETTY BITTORR wills her sense of humor to anyone who can put it to better use. ALRRED HBLSOH wills his pocketful of movie ticket stubs to anyone who wants them. JOAH OLSOH wills her friends at Paine Rield to Delores Bittorf. LAVREHCE TILLETT wills his way with the women to Bill Cornish. KARSH LUHDBERG wills her confusing job as senior class and Girls' Club treasurer to any sucker who thinks that she can keep the money separated. MARJORIE SVAHSOH wills nothing to nobody. RAY MOORE wills his car with the rumble seat full of make-up slips to Dickie and Sonny Anderson. ROGER LALL wills his case of A Ika-Seltzer to someone with less will- power. DE LAURA LEB leaves her place in Mr. Brownell's office to anyone who thinks they can stand working for a slave driver. EVELYH VALLACE wills her ability to keep a secret to Donna Godfrey. BETTY BROTTSH donates to Colleen Kallicott and Claudia Pelton, her ability to get along with the junior boys. TOM KEEPS wills his ability to sing to Shane Dunbar. DOUG SMITH bestows his ability to sleep through U. S. History to anyone with insomnia. ELIZABETH AHLBERG wills her ability to make ice cream to anyone who wants the job. BILL ASPLUHD wills his flashlight to anyone who enjoys parking cars in the rain. PAT LBGG wills nothing but she would like to trade her job as 5th period librarian for a one way ticket to Alaska. VALTER STRIBLIHG wills nothing, he needs everything himself. DUAHE THOMPSOH wills his ability to keep his temper to Betty Johnson. EDYTHE KALLICOTT donates her ability to keep her mouth shut to Carol Vallin. BOB VARHER wills his job as sports editor on the Rlashlite to someone who can write something that the Players will agree with. JIM DUKE, I just will. AUDREY HOHEYCUTT leaves all her work in Shakespeare to the junior class. DATE SKIHHER wills his brother to Mrs. Lundeen, who will be his advisor next year. YVOHHE SHAV bequeaths her nickname to Doreen Montgomery. CAROLES CARLSOH wills her car to anyone with a lot of patience or a good wrecking bar. COHRAD RAYBOULD wills his football shoes to anyone with feet big enough to fill them. SHIRLEY DEMPEVOLR wills Arvid's jacket to some cold junior girl. JOAHHE RAIHES wills her ability to play cupid to anybody who can run fast enough. JACKIE KLETT wills her position as Girls' Club President to Philip Hordquist. JAHICE BROOKS wills her register work to Joan Malburg. MARY AHH HBHDRICKSOH wills her sweet disposition to Cherry Vagner. JOYCE HUGHLEY gladly gives her job of referee for the 6th period girl's basketball game to anyone who enjoys a good fight. ALICE GADD gives her job as art editor of the Rlashlite to Don Vi Ison. by STELYH VALLACE

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